Chapter 369: I'm His Twin Brother
When I think about it, it shouldn't be a big deal.
But why can't I let go of my heart?
That's right! I just remembered that the organizers were talking about gourds and fire again. In the end, if these people don't pass the test, won't I be to blame?
I rubbed it!
I wiped a cold sweat on my head.
This organizer is so bad! It's just terrible, messing around, and actually counting this cause and effect on me again.
Forget it, I don't want to think so much.
Let's think about taking concrete action tomorrow.
I sat on the bed and pondered by myself for a while.
Tomorrow, the ship will enter the open sea, and the basic communication of mobile phones will not work. The only thing that can be used is the WeChat that goes through the Internet.
Although the WIF on the ship is as expensive as fifty dollars an hour, it is better than nothing!
With the powerful intercom function of WeChat, coupled with Xiaorou, Xiaoxian'er is in the kitchen......
OK! That's it!
Fall in the head, die.
In the morning, I got up early in the morning.
Seeing Xiao Xian'er and Xiao Rou, the queen, and the half-fairy, these four people had a tacit understanding and slapped a piece of paper in front of me.
"Boss, what do you mean?" Xiao Xian'er put her hand on her cheek, pointed to the gourd on the paper and asked me.
I folded my hands and said, "Oh my fairy, don't torture me, I'm also a little calculating." Well, let me do it......
Then, tell Xiao Xian'er and Xiao Rou, the queen, what I want to explain. At the end, I asked the two girls: "In a short period of time, mixing some corresponding medicinal ingredients into the meals ordered by the guests requires strong psychological quality and adaptability, are you sure?" ”
Xiao Rou didn't speak, only threw me an affirmative look.
The little fairy was faint, and said lightly: "What do you say, boss......"
“OK! Go to work and scout the kitchen to see if there's any food. ”
I waved my hand and asked Xian'er and Xiaorou to leave.
"What about the two of us?" The queen pointed to herself and the half-fairy.
I thought about it for a moment, and I said, "You two, separate, alone, hunting wild food." ”
The queen was stunned for a moment, and then hated: "Lao Ji, what you said is really evil, hunting wild food...... Hooligans. ”
The half-fairy snorted and pretended to be serious: "Evil, really evil!" Rogue! ”
"Hey, how did I become a hooligan." I folded my arms, looked cold, and looked.
As a result, the two of them had already turned around and fled.
I shook my head speechlessly.
At this time, on the mobile phone, Xiaorou came to a voice.
I connected the bluetooth headphones.
"Brother Ji, there are really a lot of things in the kitchen that are between ingredients and medicinal herbs."
I made up a message and replied, "That's it, everything goes according to plan." ”
After replying to the message, the restaurant staff arrived one after another, and then the hungry passengers arrived.
I sat in the corner, squinting slightly.
The girl at table 3 seemed to be her aunt who came, her hands covered her small belly, and her face was pale.
The main method of symptomatic treatment, brown sugar, millet, jujube.
I decisively made up a text message and sent it to Xiaorou, and after a while, Xiaoxian'er ran to table No. 3 and began to ask the other party what to eat.
Breakfast is generally buffet, and it is rare for a waiter to take the initiative to serve it.
Yes, the guest was slightly stunned. But the little fairy demon asked in a daze, and finally ordered this dish under its constant hints, and specially prepared brown sugar, millet, and jujube porridge for her.
Five minutes later, Yi Yeqing, Momo, Li Xue, and the three demon moths came in.
I grabbed a newspaper of unknown year and month and covered my face.
When he was done, he put his fingers and poked a small hole in the newspaper, and his eyes peeked out along the hole.
OK, found another one.
The......
This middle-aged elder brother kept rubbing his neck, probably because his cervical spine was uncomfortable. Ay...... What's the situation with this young girl next to him? Rubbing your knees vigorously?
After rubbing it, he pulled up his trouser legs, and pointed to the red marks on his knees with a coquettish face and complained about the eldest brother.
No, I'm too pure, I can't see it, I'd better look at my eldest brother's neck.
The eldest brother's neck seems to hurt a lot, and I don't know how many positions these two played in the small room last night. In short, there is a problem with the cervical spine.
If there is a problem with the cervical spine, it can be solved by normal massage techniques.
But right now, I can't go over, and then I look at this big brother and say: "Hey, big brother, your neck is uncomfortable, my ancestral Chinese medicine massage, roar, I came to participate in the Taoist medical assessment, roar, I will press you."
That's what happened, it was a foul. ”
However, I am a little boy walking on the road of Taoist medicine, how can this be difficult for me.
My heart struck and I had an idea.
At this moment, the dozen or so folk strangers who had a small meeting in the restaurant last night appeared one after another.
Grab it!
Hurry up!
I got up, covered my face with a newspaper, and secretly left it beside Xiao Xian'er and said, "I'll leave it to you now, see if someone prescribes medicinal food, if you can grab one, count one." ”
Xiao Xian'er's face did not change, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't worry, boss, it's all right." ”
Me: "I'll be busy first, I'll ...... later"
The dining room is very big, I move, I move, I move, I find cover, I lean behind people.
Oh, I'll go, thank goodness, I finally didn't find out by the three demon moths.
I let out a long sigh of relief, and suddenly, a hand from behind stabbed me in the waist.
I turned back.
A man with glasses said unceremoniously: "Sir, you put your buttocks right at me, and you say, how can I eat?" ”
I turned around and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”
Turned around, blackfaced, and fled to the big brother in the neck.
I showed a smile in an instant, pulled a small chair and sat down next to my eldest brother, and said with an obvious disguised excitement: "Oh, good life, good life, rich and powerful!" ”
The eldest brother was rubbing his neck, and when he heard this, he was stunned.
"You ......"
I laughed: "Holographic palmistry research expert." (Count forward, count back 500 years, and there is no such name.) Pure. )
"Ah...... Disrespectful, disrespectful. ”
The eldest brother gave me a lot of face and didn't say anything about me.
I continued to laugh: "Look at the extravagant face of this big brother, I don't know, can I take a look at it." ”
"Oh, whatever, whatever." Big brother stretched out his big claws and put them in my hand.
I took the big claw and said, "I look at the palmistry, there are some differences, not only to see, but also to pinch, if it hurts, you can make a sound." ”
"Oh, nothing, nothing."
"That's good." I took my eldest brother's hand, looked at it head-on, and pinched it twice.
The eldest brother said it didn't matter.
I flipped it over again, looked at the back of my hand, and pinched it twice.
The eldest brother is still a little meaningful.
I pressed up the back of my hand, the point where the two tendons at the base of my middle finger and ring finger intersected.
Big brother: "Ouch, it hurts......"
Found the reflection point!
I gritted my teeth and forced this sentence back. (The middle finger on the back of the hand, the ring finger, the point where the two tendons intersect, two centimeters up, corresponds to our cervical vertebrae, which is part of the holographic theory of the human body of Taoist medicine. If the cervical spine is uncomfortable and the symptoms are mild, press that reflex point, exert force, let it hurt, and rub it for three to five minutes to relieve the healing symptoms. )
I listened to my eldest brother shouting that it hurt, and my mouth was full of nonsense: "You are here, it's your life, where it doesn't go well, I'll rub it for you, it's fine." ”
Big brother: "I don't have any money for you." ”
I laughed: "Helping the world for the people, not taking a penny." ”
I grabbed my eldest brother's two hands, respectively the reflex points on the back of the hand, rubbed and kneaded, penetrated the strength, punched the force, and loosened little by little.
It was busy for about six or seven minutes.
I withdrew my hand and said, "Okay, no big deal." ”
Grab the newspaper, get up, and walk away.
Just took two steps, the eldest brother behind him: "Hey, why doesn't this neck hurt." ”
I snickered.
Quickening his pace, he was about to return, when he suddenly saw that the three demon moths had finished breakfast and were walking out together.
I'll go!
I'm going to walk back, and I don't have to meet a head-to-head touch.
I quickly lowered my head and sat down.
But the restaurant was almost full.
There's no way, let's go out and avoid it first.
I got ahead of the three demon moths and escaped from the restaurant.
Then, I looked left and right and spotted a hallway leading to the guest room, and I swooped in and ran inside.
Just came to the guest room corridor.
Suddenly, I saw a pair of men's legs being slowly dragged into the house at a doorway not far away.
Oops, I'll go! Homicide?
It's scary!
I swished, took two steps away, and was about to say, "Stop!" ”
Leng Buding, I saw the little sister of the Miao family, and Miao Yuanyuan was looking at me with a pair of timid eyes.
"What do you want to do?" The little sister of the Miao family asked me nervously.
I poked my head and looked into the room.
"Hey, are you healing people? I'll see what to do. ”
"Don't show it, you go out." The little sister of the Miao family pushed me hard.
I won't leave, I won't leave, I have to see ......
"Sister, let him in."
A voice came from inside the room.
Miao Yuanyuan snorted and dodged angrily.
I rushed through the door.
As soon as I opened my eyes, oh my lord, is this a healing person?
I saw that our classmate Miao Zhenzhen was squatting on the ground, and with a serious face, he carefully put the four big black centipedes with the thickness of his thumb on the ground, the sun, the head dimension, and the two acupoints.
Two holes, a total of four acupuncture points, one position, a big black centipede.
The black centipede didn't know what to feed it, the long one was called a scary, more than 20 centimeters long, two big whiskers swayed in the air, lying on the brother's head, and the one that sucked was called a cheerful one.
It is estimated that the centipede just can't speak, and if it can speak, it will be guaranteed to shout a 'cool' word,
I took a sip and said, "This ...... You ...... Is this a cure or a killing? ”
Miao Zhenzhen raised his head, looked at me angrily and said: "This centipede is feeding the earth with medicine, rest assured, it is not poisonous, this person has a head wind, and the wind evil invades the shell of the brain, so you have to use the centipede to suck the wind evil out." Then, the medicinal effect in the saliva of the centipede penetrates into the brain, and in this way, the person's disease can be cured. Alas......"
Miao Zhenzhen sighed, took out a big centipede without knowing where to put it, fiddled with it in his hand and said, "What cute little things, why don't anyone understand them." ”
I shuddered.
I pointed to the man on the ground and said, "You...... How did you two put him down. ”
Miao Yuanyuan came out behind me like a ghost, handed me a handkerchief and said, "Do you want to smell the medicinal powder prepared with insects?" ”
Amorous and beautiful Miao girl! Elder brother...... Brother is you! Isn't Goshen still good?
I folded my hands, said goodbye to the two girls, turned around, and ran away.
I ran and ran to the end of the room, and I swished......
Ouch!
A coquettish snort.
I felt something soft hit my head, and I instinctively looked up.
For a moment, I was stunned.
Standing in front of me is Momo, Yi Yeqing, and Li Xue!
Momo opened her mouth, surprised, and pointed at me: "Ji Boda, you ...... How did you get on this ship? ”
I was dumbfounded, and after a second I said, "I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person, my name is not Ji Baida, my name is Ji Baixiao!" I'm his twin brother! ”