There are three levels of lying, one is precision weaving, not leaking, when speaking, the description of something that did not happen is reasonable and convincing. Second, improvisation, hand to hand, although the details are not strict enough, but lucky, you can still get through the trick. Three, it's just to open your eyes and talk nonsense, dead skin and face, stiff and hard, just nonsense!

Needless to say, I am now a model of the third type, a benchmark, a template.

I drooped a pair of big eyelids, and said with a dead face What kind of Ji Baixiao is.

I've obeyed me all by myself!

I can't make up such a clumsy lie, I simply have no bottom line.

After the three demon moths heard my self-reported name, they were stunned for two seconds. Soon, the three of them laughed, laughing haha.

"Ji Baixiao, Xiao Jibai, hahaha! Lao Ji, you ...... Are you trying to amuse me? Momo this guy laughed, and Harazi came out.

I was calm, expressionless, word by word, and took out the rogue spirit of stumbling to the end and said: "I am Ji Baixiao, Ji Baida is not here, really not there!" Only Ji Baixiao is here. ”

I stared wide-eyed, staring straight at Momo, Yi Yeqing, and Li Xue.

My expression is innocent, innocent, and not rotten!

The three of them were a little confused by me.

Momo: "Lao Ji, have you lost your soul or what?" It's all right. ”

As he spoke, this big demon moth was about to come up and move with me.

I'm in a hurry!

I blinked violently, I winked, I winked, I pouted, I stuck my tongue, and in short, I used all the expressions I could think of.

In the end, Li Xue's brain reacted quickly, and she immediately felt that there was some kind of inexplicable problem here, and she decisively stopped Momo's plan to tease me.

"Well, that's good, Ji Baixiao, you are busy first, and when you have time, ask me to give your brother a message, just say, we have something to discuss with him."

I nodded and replied, "Okay, no problem!" ”

Turn around, I'll just run!

It's a good hang, at a critical time, thanks to Li Xue's appearance, otherwise Momo would have to get me a goof.

Actually, goofs are fine.

But the problem is that once I admit that I am Ji Boda, then these three demon moths will definitely pestering me endlessly with this and that.

But I can't divulge the assessment.

In short, all kinds of trouble!

Okay, today I owe Li Xue a favor again, change the 'day', and then return it!

Shaking off the three demon moths, I regained the demeanor of a small Taoist doctor, with my little paws behind me, my eyes playful, and I walked towards the pool while swaying.

The ship kept heading south, and the weather was getting hotter.

There were a lot of people on the deck, but although the weather was hot, it was not yet enough to bask in the sun in a small swimsuit. It is estimated that this boat will have to walk for another day before it can take off its coat and wear a small swimsuit.

People gathered on the deck in groups of three or five, chatting, watching the sea, and laughing.

I spun around, sat down, and my eyes fell on a pair of big men.

These two buddies are called fierce!

Sitting there with a big arm, there are several big pig's trotters and a bunch of beer bottles in front of one person, and they are sitting there, gnawing on pig's trotters and drinking beer.

On the two of them, the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow sat in the middle, and Xuanwu was behind his head.

The painting is called a flower, and the people who look at it are dazzled.

But don't look at these two guys who look scary, but they're sick!

The one on the left, kept rubbing his shoulder, and said while rubbing: "Damn, last time I cut people with Xiaogang, and I had six or seven slashes on my shoulder, damn, that doctor is purely a veterinarian, and after the sewing is finished, he won't give me the fucking stitches, and it hurts all the time until now." ”

The one on the right poured a big sip of beer and said, "You just blow it, you have three scars, and you say let people cut six or seven times,!" I'm embarrassed to say that I hacked more than 30 people to death. ”

These two big brothers, it seems that they are really drunk, bragging, and the draft is not hit! And it's a completely fantasy route!

It's too urban, and the underworld is in full swing.

After the person on the right finished talking about him hacking more than 30 people to death, he rubbed his waist and said, "Damn, this kidney stone, next Ao, sooner or later, Lao Tzu's waist will have to turn into stone." ”

The one on the left replied: "The stone is good, the stone is so true, and if you do the work, it will be worthwhile!" Hahaha! ”

On the right: "X, your mother, your mother is only a stone, your mother X is made of stone." ”

"Jiao, what are you talking about?"

Take a look...... These two big brothers have a lot of meaning to learn from each other.

I'm thinking about a helper.

Suddenly, the breeze around me was leisurely, and another little boy, Che Ming, sat next to me.

Che Ming glanced at the two eldest brothers, and then turned his head to me, which means that who is this job.

I'm generous, and I don't usually rush tasks.

I lowered my voice and said, "After a while, let them fight, and when it's over, the one with the stones in the waist belongs to me, and the one with the adhesions in the shoulder joint tissue belongs to you." ”

Che Ming: "Okay! ”

I nodded.

Then, I looked around, and I saw a beer bottle cap on the table, and I took it in my hand, pinched it twice, made a edge, and the whole tip came out. I looked at Leng Zi and flexed my fingers to flick the cover to the cheekbone of the calf of the big brother in the shoulder joint.

"Hiss, ouch......" The eldest brother bent down, touched the face bone, and opened his mouth to roar at the opposite side: "X, you X, you kick me and fart!" ”

"I didn't kick you!"

"X, you, what the are you playing?" The other party stood up, stretched out his hand and pushed the big brother with kidney stones.

Brother Kidney Stones: "Next Olympics! You X, you have to force me to do it. ”

"You're out, you're X! You blow it! You hacked more than 30 people to death, you cut down straw men! It's almost as good as you let more than thirty people chase after you! ”

"I'm the next Ao, you XX! I ......"

It's all right!

These two brothers were already angry, and they were filled with cat urine, which made them even more angry.

This guy, in the blink of an eye, the two of them put their arms on arm and put on the cucumber stand.

I gave Che Ming a look, and the latter understood.

We walked over and I said, "Ouch, we're all brothers, don't do anything on the boat." ”

It's okay if I don't persuade this, but if I persuade him, the other party will be energetic.

"X, you X, don't stop me, I have to kill you today." Brother with kidney stones, stretch out your hand and slap it.

I hurriedly ran to the waist of the eldest brother with kidney stones, reached out and hugged his waist and said, "Don't do it, don't do it." ”

The eldest brother with kidney stones was hugged by the waist, his arms were not idle, and he still hit: "Damn, I'll kill you, kill you!" ”

Che Ming ran to the other person, and he hugged his arm instead of his waist.

As a result, the shoulder brother was hugged and began to kick and kick.

The two were in high spirits and had a lot of fun.

I was not idle, I raised a small claw, aimed at the waist of the eldest brother, and rubbed and rubbed, all kinds of small dark energy, small means.

During the period, don't forget to turn the eldest brother's waist in a direction and let the shoulder joint brother kick up twice.

As for Che Ming, he was holding the arm of the eldest brother in the shoulder joint, and he was also busy for a while, and from time to time he let the eldest brother with kidney stones punch and slap twice.

Che Ming and I pulled the rack for more than ten minutes.

In the end, the shoulder joint brother flew up and kicked on the waist brother's waist, and I took the opportunity to use both hands to shake and press the waist!

Brother Kidney Stone waved his hand: "Damn, wait a while, I'll go release the water, and I'll fight you when I come back." ”

Big brother in the shoulder joint: "I'll wait for you, rely on ......"

Che Ming let go of him, and he moved his arms: "Damn! This fight, shoulder...... Ouch...... Ay...... Why does it hurt for a while, but it doesn't hurt anymore. ”

He clutched his shoulders strangely in a daze.

Che Ming and I put aside to steal fun.

About ten minutes later, the big brother with kidney stones came back.

As soon as he appeared, he shouted: "Next Olympics! Don't fight, damn it, you me, kick out all the stones for me! ”

Che Ming and I looked at each other and smiled.

We dodged and escaped!

Fix the problems of these two big brothers, and also give me a whole stinky sweat. I turned around, walked into the room, pondered, and went in to take a shower.

As soon as I entered the hallway of the guest room, I had not advanced five steps when suddenly, the door on one side was opened.

A small white paw with a jade ring stretched out from the inside, grabbed my arm, swished, and pulled me inside.

Brother's dignity! ! Brother is not a chicken, you people, you can't do this!

As soon as I entered the house, I was straight, and I looked at me with a righteous face.

Belch......

No, this is not a demon moth, but a charming and beautiful Miao girl, Miao Zhenzhen.

Miao Zhenzhen smiled and groaned: "Little brother, come, sit!" ”

I was stunned, in a daze, I couldn't figure out what was going on.

I took two steps forward and was about to sit on the bed.

Suddenly, the fragrant breeze behind me moved.

I was about to look back and see who it was.

A small handkerchief with a scented scent covered my mouth.

I'll go! How can I forget, Miao Zhenzhen still has a sister, what about Miao Yuanyuan?

The little handkerchief is so fragrant.

The aroma is like orchids and sandalwood.

I sniffed it twice, my heart moved, and I secretly said, this little Miao doctor, the means are really good, and it is like playing to overturn a person.

My heart moved, my eyes were black, and I was dizzy!

It seemed like a moment.

Hey, I'm awake again.

When I opened my eyes and looked, I saw Miao Zhenzhen and Miao Yuanyuan, who were looking at me with a little murderous aura on their faces.

I smiled, I want to move.

As soon as I lowered my head, okay, the little hemp rope was tied.

I'll go, these two sisters, are you going to treat people, or are you going to come out in a group to rob them. Sweat medicine, hemp rope, and a knife......

Belch......

Sure enough, whatever you want.

A sharp little scimitar was clearly on my neck.

I grinned, "What the hell is this?" ”

"Humph!" Miao Zhenzhen raised his head and snapped! Take the piece of paper I saw last night, with only a fire and a gourd, and shoot it in front of me.

"Say! What do you mean, before and after, send two! What are you going to do here? Do you want to play us like monkeys? ”

I hung my head and thought for a moment.

In the next second, I raised my head, showed a dead face, and said to the two Miao girls with a smile that I didn't pay for my life, but Da Jibai: "Do you want to know the truth?" If you want to, untie this little rope. ”

"Humph! Indissoluble! Miao Yuanyuan nervously reminded her sister.

I smiled: "If you don't give me a solution, I'll solve it myself." ”

After saying the last word, I got up decisively, took a deep breath, and carried the kung fu of the tiger and leopard thunder sound, the muscles of my body shrank, and then slammed again.

The hemp rope was not thick, only a few millimeters in diameter.

So, I struggled to make a living.

Boom!

Break inch by inch!

Hahahaha! I threw my head up and burst into a long laugh!

But I just laughed for two seconds, and I stopped laughing.

Because, I saw a cute little animal lying on my arm with bad intentions......