Now, it's time for me to see who of the people who come to this party tonight will be a threat to me.

The first boss to be solved is Lan Xue Ezi.

This beautiful demon moth, is this in heat today or is it going to seduce someone, how did you make it so exciting. The limelight is about to overshadow my goddess. As soon as they entered the courtyard, several gentlemen in heat came forward to pay their respects.

This first boss.

HER PRESENCE WILL MAKE MY PLANS COMPLETELY GAMEOVER.

The second boss is the black girl, Janet. Well, this little black girl is obviously here with a mission. Look at her jealous and hateful eyes, look at everyone like a criminal, and look at the curiosity of ants who want to mobilize all their resources to investigate.

Oh sell pastry patches! God, how did you send her to earth! She is not of human belonging.

In addition, there is also a hidden time bomb, which is Faniel, the little demon moth of the American emperor.

This little girl is eccentric, and belongs to the type of person who never dies and never stops.

Don't look at her not drinking now, in fact, she doesn't delay when she should do it, it has nothing to do with alcohol.

As for me, my job now is to protect the meeting of the current boss from taking place normally on the third floor.

The task is arduous, and the enemy situation is complicated!

I have to be ready at all times......

And now, the best thing to do is to hide!

How to hide it?

I squint, hey, magazines, beauties, bikini magazines!

I muttered, there can be such a nasty thing on such a high-class occasion, I have to study it carefully to see what the daily life of the American imperialist people is.

I took a copy of a magazine next to the recliner in my hand.

Opened.

Inside are the most popular swimwear of the year.

After turning two pages, I found out that this is a promotional magazine distributed by a company specializing in swimsuits.

I opened it, I flipped to a page, and then under the model's lower abdomen, at the intersection of the roots of the two thighs, I sneaked my finger and drilled a hole.

I picked up the magazine, and hey, it was just the right size, and I could use this hole to spy on the scene outside.

OK。 Get.

I took the small beer, looked through the little hole, looked out, and looked.

The upper class is different, everyone is polite, pushing cups and changing lamps together, all of them are like friends who haven't seen each other for 800 years, that enthusiasm, I really can't describe it in words.

However, there are exceptions, such as little Fanny, she sat with several American imperialist little girls, sat separately, ignored each other, and one of them held a mobile phone in her hand, and sent messages there.

I silently put the magazine in front of my face, silently pulled out my phone, and tuned to Fanelle's Twitter to glance at it.

'Little lady is really annoyed, these adults, one is more fucking hypocritical than the other, too hypocritical! J, where are you, I miss you. ’

I silently replied with a thumbs up.

Then, shut down......

I'm continuing to snoop.

It's cold, and there's wind around you.

Sou......

Secluded.

I turned my head.

I saw a white man, a young man, a young man, taking a bottle of mineral water with a nervous face, and moving to my side step by step.

Notice that he used to move.

And his eyes are still on a girl at the party.

Who's that girl?

I followed the young man's gaze......

Hehe, Lan Xue'ezi, yes!

The young man's eyes were shy, his movements were hasty, and he was flustered, like a young boy with a young spring, hiding in the corner, secretly spying on his goddess.

Oh, the little dick of the American emperor.

I'm done.

I felt the chair move, and then, the little dick of the American emperor, with an ouch, fell softly into my arms.

What kind of rhythm is this!

It's supposed to be a beauty, okay! Why is it a little brother who falls?

I'm speechless.

The American emperor's little cock got up in a panic, and then blushed, and said sorry to me.

I was even more speechless.

It's upside down, you red face, fuck your sister! There's nothing to blush about.

I turned around and said to the American imperialist little cock, "It's nothing." You're welcome. ”

The little dick of the American emperor, this time it's really rude, sat on the chair next to me, and then said to me: "I'm really sorry, it's the first time I've attended a party like this, it's a bit rude, please don't be surprised." “

I smiled, put on a posture like this one that I had attended many times, and said in a light tone, "It's nothing, let it go, be natural, it's fine." ”

The little dick of the American emperor kept taking deep breaths, taking deep breaths, and then gasping for breath, gasping twice, he took out an asthma watering can, and sprayed it twice vigorously at his mouth. At the end, he breathed a long sigh of relief, then tilted his eyes and fell back on the chaise longue.

I was stunned!

What's going on? Hung up?

I was about to try to reach out and touch this dude.

The other party stretched his neck again: "Uh......" took a deep breath, and then came back to life.

Once again, I was completely stunned.

This buddy, God! It won't be, you have to die and live every day, live and die, so many times.

The little dick of the American emperor, when he saw me looking at him, was slightly surprised, so he said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I surprised you, I have asthma, and social phobia, by the way, there is also dense object phobia, heterosexual communication disorder, plus cleanliness." ”

Little dick, very seriously, very seriously said to me.

I'm speechless.

Dude, if you can live to the future, half of it is due to the American imperialists, and the other half is a miracle.

I look at the little cock with sympathy.

The little dick then stretched out his hand: "My name is White, I am a dentist, and I have opened a small dentist clinic in a shared house at No. 85 XXX Street in Los Angeles. ”

I shook his hand and expressed surprise again.

The house shared with others is a broken room, and in the broken room, a small dentist clinic is opened. Brother, how small your clinic must be.

Although I said this in my heart, I was very normal on my face, and I said, "J, just call me J, it's okay, private safety and health psychological guidance." ”

When Dick White heard this, he half-opened his mouth and muttered: "Private, safe, healthy, psychological, guidance?" ……”

It is estimated that the amount of information in the name is too large, and White is slightly dizzy, and he reached out and rubbed his temples.

"Oh, this, nice to meet you, J."

I said, "Nice to meet you." Mr. White. ”

White was very talkative, and he told me that he had studied obstetrics and gynecology in college, but later he discovered that he had a heterosexual communication disorder. No way, and with the help of his father, he re-obtained his dental license.

And White's dad is an excellent dentist. During his thirty years of medical practice, six patients entered heaven.

The basic situation is that every time his dad saves enough money, then the clinic will die. Then my father paid the money, and then moved again.

Daddy White's license was revoked 28 years ago, so the next 28 years were basically a state of practicing medicine without a license.

Interested in the current state of unlicensed physicians in the United States, I asked Wright with concern, "And where is your father?" ”

White replied, "He's currently working as a dentist in a place in Connecticut. The place of work, very good. And, safety is guaranteed. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief.

White went on to say, "...... in the state jail"

I sympathize.

In fact, I have a much deeper impression of Connecticut than any other state in the United States.

The reason is that in 1987, there was a haunted event in Connecticut that was officially recognized by the United States.

The famous American Discovery Channel has filmed a documentary on this. Later, some film companies made films with similar themes.

Later, with the continuous exploration of science, it was discovered that the haunted event in Connecticut was the standard Bordeeres phenomenon.

That is, the subconscious mind of an individual, resonating with the free conscious body, and then changing the environment, a typical case of physical properties.

But the Taoist is not so complicated, the three words 'hit the evil'!

Fuzhi, Zhenzhi, Solution, Interpretation, then you can be safe!

White told me about his history. He was much calmer, and then he looked at me and said, "J, you're a good guy and can listen to my story carefully." Oh, I almost forgot, my family is legendary, Dad said......"

"Forget it, why did I make the same mistake again?" White shook his head, muttering to himself, with a look of dismay.

I smiled and looked at him, not asking.

In Article 167 of the Code of Stepperda, it is stated; When your friend wants to talk to you, it means that he doesn't trust you enough, and what you need to do is just wait patiently, not ask.

At this time, White gulped down a bottle of water.

He looked left and right and said to me, "J, wait a minute." I'm going to get a bottle of wine. ”

I smile.

Fifteen seconds later, White returned.

I had an extra one-kilogram large vodka in my hand.

I was stunned.

White sighed: "J, don't be surprised, I met the girl of my heart, I need to confess to her, I need the power of alcohol." But, I'm not an addict. ”

With that, White unscrewed the lid, tilted his head, and took a long sip of the spirit.

Wine strengthens heroes. In addition, I remember that there was an otaku American drama, in which there was an Indian little Ah San'er, who also liked to use alcohol as a means to talk to girls.

It's just the girl in his mind.

At this time, White stretched out his hand to me, pointed at Lan Xue'e and said, "See, it's her, the charming princess of the East, the gift of God, the elf who came to the world, my angel, and the greatest geneticist in Los Angeles." I...... I'm about to be fascinated by her. ”

White said as he drank.

Drinking, drinking, his speech changed very quickly, his voice was low, his eyes were full of color, and the whole person's mood was soaring.

When close to 500 grams of vodka fell into his stomach.

White hi.

He laughed and said to me as if he had become a different person, "J! Good brother, mention me in Los Angeles in the future, so that whoever dares to bully you, my White will make his whole family unlucky, hehehe......"

Out-of-tune voice, thick voice, bold manners.

White quickly attracted the attention of countless eyes.

And I, suddenly, realized that my brother was going to be exposed!

But that's not the point.

The point is, White raised an eyebrow with me, and then said excitedly: "J, let's hug a girl and go upstairs to go crazy collectively, okay?" ”