I stared into White's bloodshot eyes.

I know.

This buddy also has a disease, a mental disorder that is very widespread in the population.

This, in psychology, has a professional term called bipolar disorder

There are a lot of people who suffer from this disease.

The specific manifestation is that the emotions are more extreme. When I'm down, I'm so low that I don't even want to live. I feel extremely guilty, I feel like I'm alone, I'm sorry for the sky, my father, and the ants.

When he is high-pitched, his speech is like a bead, his mood is very excited, he is very bold, and he wants to do something very much, and he usually doesn't dare to do it.

And, my mind is full of whimsical ideas, imagining that I am a hero, a big man, or a playboy, a top rich and handsome, and some ambitious goals.

For example, immigrating to Mars, making a big hole in Mount Everest, or having some amazing entrepreneurial plan to make 500 billion in a year.

This is not a mental illness, it is just a psychological disorder by clinical definition.

Bipolar disorder is induced by many reasons, such as alcoholism, emotion, and even studies have shown that there is some indirect connection between this thing and the moon.

The little dentist is obviously a patient with this disease. (Speaking of which, there are a lot of people around me who have this disease.) It's true...... Extraordinary. ）

This is the standard heart disease.

In front of him, the little dentist was sick from drinking, and suddenly there was no one in his eyes, and after he told me aloud about the bold plan, he suddenly got up and pointed at a black-haired girl (not a snow moth). Put your hand in your mouth and whistle.

Then he jumped over, reached out and stroked someone's skirt, and said with a grin: "Beauty, I guess you are wearing a thong today." ”

The chaotic rhythm begins!

Yes......

First, the beauty screamed.

In the next second, the skirt was brutally lifted by the little dentist.

The little dentist guessed wrong, it was just a very ordinary pair of gray cotton underwear.

The scene got a little out of control.

People screamed, covered their faces, or gathered together to point out to the little dentist.

The little dentist put down his skirt at this time, and said to the beautiful woman in a mocking manner: "Conservative is not your style, I highly recommend that you change into a thong, in that way, maybe your boyfriend will love you more." ”

"Stinky rascal, shameless!" The beauty raised her jade hand lightly, snapped, and slapped the little dentist with a loud slap.

The little dentist was not angry, but happy, reached out and touched the beaten face, poked out his tongue again, licked his palm, and looked intoxicated: "It's so fragrant......"

After saying this, the little dentist reached out solemnly and took a cocktail from the plate served by the waiter, tilted his head and took a sip, and said to the male waiter, "Do you know? You look very GAY! Are you interested in dating me? He raised an eyebrow, swished, and moved in front of another girl before the waiter could answer.

"Oh, sell the pastry!" The little dentist fell to his knees in front of this girl, looked up and prayed, "Can I bury my head in your mimi?" Just for a little while......"

After saying this, the little dentist burst into tears again: "Please! ”

I turned my head to see that there were no security guards around.

The big black girl, Janet, just laughed evilly at this, and pointed at the little dentist with her heartless colleagues.

What do I do? Safety Committee, Health Committee, Psychological Counseling Committee.

I'm going to go out.

In an instant, I put my personal safety aside, and said silently in my heart, little dentist, I'm sorry.

Sou......

Move to this dude.

The beautiful woman he knelt on, covered her face and screamed, and fled.

I stood where the original beauty stood.

The little dentist raised his head, his face unchanged: "Oh cake seller, beautiful man of the East, I am willing to kneel at your feet and kiss your toes." ”

My hairs stand on end!

Brother hasn't washed his feet for a month, you want to come, whatever!

I stepped forward, helped the little dentist up, and took the opportunity to reach out to his mid-atrium and rub it.

Wow wow......

Spit wildly!

This is the magic method of Chinese medicine to rescue drunk patients.

Press the middle navel, rub vigorously, and induce vomiting! (Remember to push hard, counterclockwise, dear.) ）

I took the opportunity to say in English, "Who's going to help me, give this guy, bring me a bottle of water." ”

"I'm coming!"

Three resounding answers.

Respectively, black girl, little Fanny, Lan Xue'e came out of the mouth.

I grinned and laughed miserably.

He's uncle! No matter what, as soon as I stretched out my hand, I pointed to the biggest boss, Lan Xue'ezi.

Why, because she's close to me.

Xue Ezi came over with two bottles of water.

When she got closer, she raised her eyebrows, trying to give me a hinting little look.

I'm not going to play this game with you. I said, "I'll hold him up, and you pour water on him." ”

Lan Xue'e was shocked.

I grimaced, expressionless.

Xue Ezi, in the end, is the person who has messed with Mr. Big. We have experienced so many things together, no matter how bad it is, even if she only thinks with one percent of the frontal lobe of her brain, she knows that if I don't take the initiative to greet her, there must be my difficulties.

Therefore, Xue Ezi will understand.

The next second.

I pulled up the little dentist's smiling face, pinched my chin with my hand, pinched, clicked, unhooked.

Then I straightened the little dentist's hands again.

Xue'e Zi removed the bottle cap, then poured water on him and forcibly lavaged his stomach.

When the hand is raised straight above the head, the esophagus is opened, and the person's swallowing force increases. For example, if you choke on eating, drinking cold water, or getting stuck on something bigger, you have to try to raise your hand above your head and straighten it. (This thing is not only the method of Taoist medicine, but also in the life-saving textbooks of American imperialism.) ）

I poured two bottles of water in a row, and then kneaded the belly.

The little dentist vomited again. I calmly said to Xue Ezi in fluent English, "Bring me water again." ”

Xue'e Zi took the two bottles of water handed over by Little Fanny.

Keep pouring!

After repeated infusions, the alcohol concentration in the body begins to drop when the stomach is forcefully lavaged.

Next

Calming the nerves.

If you drink and can't sleep, you can try to let your girlfriend, boyfriend, lily friend, and base friend rub this spine.

It starts at the first cervical vertebra and works down to the coccyx.

Be careful, don't rub and rub together, that will be in vain!

I'm not so polite to the little dentist.

The technique is to apply both light and heavy, pop, click!

After the large vertebrae are moved, finally, gently press the place below the greater foramen of the occipital bone. (Here, if you haven't practiced, don't try it, it's easy to have an accident.) Because there, the subarachnoid space is connected, and it is a place where nerves are concentrated. If you don't do it, you'll be paralyzed. ）

Penetrate a force.

Properly, the little dentist was quiet.

Get.

The white-haired old man, Joseph came.

I picked up the little dentist, put him in his arms and said, "It's okay, get some sleep, it's OK!" ”

Joseph smiled, picked up the little dentist, and slowly walked in the direction of the bedroom.

Next second!

Applause rang out.

I smiled and exclaimed, "Gentlemen, ladies, that gentleman just now, just too much to drink, and drank a little too much." Who among us has not been drunk? So, please don't blame him. If he has done you any bad harm, I would like to apologize to you and your family on behalf of the host of this party tonight. ”

Applause again......

I smiled, looked up, and saw that behind the large floor-to-ceiling glass of a room on the third floor, Red, was smiling at me slightly.

Next to Red, there was a middle-aged couple, as well as a little girl with a pale face and a wheelchair.

The crowd gradually quieted down.

Among them, the two ladies who had been harassed also whispered: "Actually, he is not so annoying, if it weren't for the special occasion today, I really want to communicate with him." ”

After speaking, they looked at each other again and laughed.

The people of the United States are born optimists, and after a little unpleasantness, the sound engineer made a song by Elvis Presley. The crowd actually took the opportunity to change the hypocritical social atmosphere before and became hilarious.

Yes, they have little dentists to thank.

In the same way, I also want to give the little dentist a sigh of relief, because after such a fuss, it is clear again.

I don't have to hide in the corner like a victim paranoiac and hide myself, because the aura here has already turned.

From dignified, to relaxed, pleasant.

I'm good at mixing pleasantries, for example, so I took a glass of wine, smiled politely at Lan Xue'ezi, and then slowly wandered through the crowd, greeting everyone I met, and among them, I also talked to Li Xue, Sasha and Susan. Of course, no one knows what we're talking about, because the music is loud.

Red knew that I was listed in Li Xue's medical center, so it was all natural.

Then, naturally, I met Janet, Little Fanny, and Old Guy.

I greeted Lao Gai.

Little Fanny, she was about to pounce on me, but her mother hugged this child tightly, and she was afraid that this little demon moth of the American emperor would cause something very good.

I smiled at Janet and said, "Hello." ”

Janet: "Hello. ”

I raised my glass: "Nice to meet you, my name is ......"

Janet was stunned: "J." ”

I raised my glass and smiled again.

I must follow this black stripe to create the illusion that I met and met for the first time in front of everyone.

Otherwise, it's easy to get into trouble.

After saying hello to Janet, she turned around, and just after walking twelve steps, Lan Xue'e swooped and moved over.

"Hello, you are ......" a hint of cunning flashed in Lan Xue'e's eyes.

I smiled, "J, I'm mainly responsible for some health and private security. ”

"Hello, Lan, Lan Xue'e, genetic engineer." Xue Ezi stretched out her hand. I reached out to shake her. When the two hands intersected, I felt something in her palm.

That's a note.

I took it.

But didn't look.

Xue Ezi blinked her eyes, took a cup, touched me a little, and then said, "You are very good, a very good Chinese medicine practitioner." ”

I laughed and said, "Thanks for the compliment." ”

I took a sip of wine and was about to talk about something more.

Suddenly, Joseph, the whitebearded man, came in a hurry.

Beside me, he whispered, "J, Mr. Red is waiting for you on the second floor, he and a few friends want to talk to you." ”

I laughed and said, "Got it." ”

Politely smiled at Xue Ezi, and I entered the house.