I remember when I was Zheng Yun, I loved to participate in class reunions, but as I grew older, the nature of the reunion also changed more or less, and in the first year of the party, everyone happily reminisced about the beautiful campus life, and the focus of attention was still on the love and love on campus, grievances and grievances, countless love and hatred, and endless brotherhood.

In the second year, the party basically became a memorial service, except for a few classmates, most of them cried and mourned, and kept expressing the pain in their hearts and the sadness of entering the society.

In my third year, I was in a car accident.

So today I saw the reunion scene of Wang Damin's group of classmates, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a group of demons dancing wildly.

We sat in three rooms in total, with about 90 people with our relatives, and I heard that some of them did not arrive, but fortunately, the north side of the second floor of the Heroes Building had already been demolished and turned into a connected oversized private room due to our destruction, leaving only a few empty pillars and miserable arches, and soon everyone sat down, and you could see the difference between the students from the seats.

Led by the squad leader Zhou Yu, a few business-minded people sat at my table, of course, these people have never looked at me seriously from beginning to end, their eyes mainly fell on my three "little sisters-in-law", I used to think that people should be some self-aware, and they can't be too shameless and skinless, but today my point of view completely collapsed.

Zhou Yu is a scene person, first chatted with a few classmates about the market of the financial industry, hoping to get the attention of Su Diao Complex and other women, but Su Diao Complex kept staring at Liu Guoquan and didn't notice what Zhou Yu was talking about.

Zhou Yu began to talk about other topics again, which were generally related to money, such as buying a villa of more than 400 square meters in the north of his family, the newly bought A8 was too fuel-efficient to drive, and there was no excitement at all, and what projects he had recently invested, how much money he could make in about a year, etc., but the women of Su Diao Complex didn't look at him from beginning to end.

I listened to his bragging, so I listened to the next table, most of the people at this table were civil servants and employees of public institutions, and they were calmly chatting about the recent situation.

It's not interesting, listen to it again, and find that the innermost table is studying the problem of engaging in objects, it turns out that the people at this table are all singles, or people who are not married to the object, there are about seventeen or eighteen girls, thirteen or fourteen boys, and a female classmate who doesn't know what his name is sighed and said: "What, I thought about marrying an official two years ago, or a senior executive of a state-owned enterprise or a foreign enterprise, but now, even the grassroots civil servants don't look down on me, my mother introduced me to more than ten objects, none of them were negotiated, either they looked too rough or they were married for the second time." , or people think I'm old! ”

Another female classmate with big eyes smiled and said, "Jingjing, you have to change your routine, what type do we belong to now?" It belongs to the kind of woman who looks like a young woman, in fact, a very simple woman, accidentally became a junior, and when she came out of complete consciousness, we were almost forty, and I was afraid that I would not be able to marry in this life, you have too high a vision, to say something bad, just our age, if you want to find a suitable one, you really can't get rid of the possibility of a second marriage, I think you might as well find a little boyfriend, we women are okay with more maintenance, this is not recently I made a little boyfriend, opened a store near the university, although the money is not much, But it's enough to feed the family! ”

A male classmate next to him was unhappy: "Wang Meiyan, what you said is not right, if it is all your kind of thinking, what should we do with this group of singles?" The male classmate said to Jing Jing again: "Zhang Jing, why don't we get along!" ”

Zhang Jing smiled bitterly: "Forget it, your feet smell and you still have ringworm on your buttocks, I can't stand it!" ”

The male classmate was stunned: "How do you know?" ”

Zhang Jing snorted coldly: "Wang Meiyan said! ”

The male classmate asked Wang Meiyan again: "How do you know?" ”

Wang Meiyan smashed the beer bottle over: "Groove Nima, you forgot that you have been with me for three years in college, haven't you?" ”

The male classmate said shyly, "I'm sorry...... Damn, I don't know how to do it lately, and I often forget things! ”

The more I listened, the more interesting it became, so I thought about going over to a table with them, but it was not good to just walk away, so I said to the people next to me, "You guys, I'll go to the toilet!" ”

As soon as I went to the toilet to put the water, I saw Zhou Yu also come over, he put his arm around my shoulders and said to me: "Damin, are you and Guoquan still slimy?" ”

I smiled and explained as I belted my belt, "Nothing! ”

Zhou Yu nodded: "I've always thought she killed you for the past two years!" Also, your daughter-in-law and your three sisters-in-law are also persistent enough, they have been in for almost twenty minutes, and they are staring at the whole country so directly, this ...... It's not going to fight, is it? ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "Don't worry, squad leader, they are measured!" ”

Zhou Yu said happily: "That's good, by the way, do your three sisters-in-law have any hobbies?" For example, what are you playing, or traveling? ”

I thought for a moment and replied, "My three sisters-in-law are all violent!" ”

Out of the toilet, I walked directly to Zhang Jing's table, moved a chair and did it directly, a bunch of classmates and I exchanged a few polite words, and then continued to start their topic, and soon, Liu Qian saw me sitting at this table, and also came over with a stool, and then, Su Diao complex three women also sat over.

The table was crowded all of a sudden, and at this time, the waiter began to serve the food, and soon, the huge table was full of dishes, and the squad leader Zhou Yu in the distance stood up, holding a wine glass and said loudly: "Students, please listen to me first, today, our class 3 students gathered together again, first of all, I want to announce that our student overlord Wang Damin is not dead, you can see that Wang Damin is alive and well, I hope you will put an end to such baseless rumors in the future!" ”

Suddenly, the room burst into applause.

Zhou Yu continued: "Secondly, we usually have to contact more, today many students from other places came to express a warm welcome, everyone has ...... this year."

Zhou Yu didn't finish speaking, suddenly stared at the direction of the door, I followed his eyes, and found that a lamp and a blow lamp were lying at the door sneakily looking in, and finally found me after a long time, these two old monks swooped at me, and then ran away without a trace.

Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment, and then continued: "What is the situation of everyone, what are the difficulties, or what do you need help......

I turned my eyes to the door again, and found that Morning Glory led eleven idiots were staring at Liu Guoquan and pointing, I had excellent ear power, and I only heard Morning Glory whisper to the old twelve: "This woman is on the bar with me, isn't it?" First played with my master, and now I play with my aunt, old twelve, you keep an eye on it, if this little girl goes to the toilet alone or something, you will notify me, I will let her see a little red! ”

Zhou Yu finally couldn't stand this kind of staring, and he asked a little angrily, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

Morning glory pointed at me and said, "I'm Wang Damin and his second aunt, come and see!" ”

Sixth: "I'm his sixth uncle......"

……

After the twelve idiots finished introducing and leaving, Zhou Yu couldn't remember what he was going to say at all, and after standing in place and sweating for a long time, he said hesitantly: "That...... Then let's stop talking nonsense and open a bar! ”

Instantly, the room full of people opened the liquor, and when I looked at it casually, it turned out to be Wuliangye, no wonder I had to pay 800 yuan for the party!

Some diligent classmates began to help pour wine, and soon, everyone raised their glasses, and Zhou Yu stood in the distance and said, "Come, the first ......"

Then, the unlucky child stopped again, except for the two brothers, the eight big biao people did not come, one by one they also lay at the door and looked in curiously, six people also carried seven monkeys on their shoulders, and the seven brothers each carried a bottle of beer, laughing while drinking, and suddenly, the atmosphere became weird.

My group of classmates were a little creepy, Wang Xiaoqiu whispered to me: "I've been drinking wine for so many years, and I'm the most uncomfortable today, Damin, what do you mean by these relatives?" ”

"...... How can I answer that?" Can I say they're here to join in the fun? Can I say that these people have a short-circuited brain and are not thinking normally?

Zhou Yu is a person who has seen the world in the end, after he took a few deep breaths, he didn't care about the people outside, and said to everyone with a smile: "Come, let's drink ours, everyone did it!" ”

I was so angry with the people downstairs that I drank a whole glass of liquor in one go......

After a few rounds of drinking, everyone began to live, and soon, a few students who drank too much drank too much, and everyone began to show their powers, there was a dormitory between the bittersweet memories, there were those who looked at the former object and cried silently, there were those who sent business cards everywhere to solicit business, there were everywhere to inform themselves when they would get married and told everyone to come to the lively and lively, there were those who held their children and asked for red envelopes everywhere, there were thieves looking for opportunities to rub oil everywhere, and there were even more at a loss in a daze.

Zhou Yu led a few male classmates to toast from table to table, when it was our turn to be at the table, this guy first saluted from the Su Diao complex, just now, I heard Zhang Jing and a few classmates muttering in a low voice, and learned that Zhou Yu had just divorced, his ex-wife was a southerner, and the two couldn't get by, so they divorced peacefully, I heard that Zhou Yu set up more than 200 tables on the day of the divorce, and he received hundreds of thousands of gifts alone!

Su Diao complex was tortured by Zhou Yu, and she was already a little unbearable, she picked up two bottles of liquor, handed one bottle to Zhou Yu, opened the other bottle herself, and said to Zhou Yu with an expressionless face: "Boss Zhou's business is so big, presumably the amount of wine is also amazing, in this way, I can drink two sips of the little girl, I salute you with a bottle!" After saying that, Gu Dong Gu Dong drank the entire bottle of Wuliangye.

Zhou Yu's face turned white suddenly! On this occasion, if he didn't drink it, he would pout other people's face, and in desperation, Zhou Yu raised the bottle and began to drink......