"Right!" I suddenly realized, and after glancing at the fat man, I quickly asked Liu Qian: "Who is the fat man in a suit?" ”

Liu Qian recalled and said to me: "He Wei, the life committee member of your class, you have the best impression of him, saying that he can always be strict with you, but I think he likes to play tricks on you!" He seems to have run a housekeeping company now, but a few years ago, I heard that he had an accident, and it seems that he organized a woman in disguise, and now he must have released it......"

Then I pointed to the thin man and said, "Who is he?" ”

Liu Qian: "Wang Dong, the little horn in your class, this person has a broken mouth and loves to gossip, but he is a good person, and he has the most followers when we get married!" He now works in the neighborhood committee. ”

"Where's the duck's throat?"

"He is Wang Xiaoqiu, a member of the literary and art committee, and I heard you say that he seemed to have shouted bad at some game, but now he seems to be a commentator, specializing in commenting football games!"

When the three of them saw me pointing at them, they couldn't wait to rush over, and as soon as they met, they politely shook hands with Liu Qian, a sister-in-law, and the one called was kind, Liu Qian enjoyed this title quite a lot, and joked with the three of them: "Three, how is it?" Still single? ”

The fat man He Wei nodded embarrassedly, then turned around and glanced at the three women of Su Diao's complex, and asked me with a cheap smile: "Damin, these three?" If I'm not mistaken, this is the big star Chen Yuanyuan, right? ”

Su Diao didn't wait for me to introduce him, and pointed directly at me and said, "I'm his sister-in-law!" I changed my name to Su Diao! ”

He Wei nodded in disbelief: "Then these two ......"

Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird also learned from Su Diao's complex and said, "We are also his sister-in-law!" My name is Zhang Ping. ”

He Wei couldn't believe his ears anymore, and he asked me cautiously: "Damin, why have you never heard you mention it?" I remember my sister-in-law's surname is Liu! ”

I leaned into He Wei's ear and said, "It's all my father-in-law's mistakes when he was young!" You've got to keep it a secret! ”

He Wei immediately nodded solemnly, and then looked at me a little obscenely, and he wanted me to introduce a few more words.

I just wanted to open my mouth to ease the atmosphere, when Yideng suddenly stepped forward and shook hands with He Wei: "Hello, I'm Yideng, I'm Wang Damin's uncle!" ”

He Wei is a little numb!

Then he blew the lamp: "Hello, I'm blowing the lamp, I'm Wang Damin...... Second uncle! ”

Ding: "I am Wang Damin...... Auntie! ”

Nine girls: "I'm his second aunt!" ”

Coal Nanzi: "I'm Wang Damin and his uncle!" ”

Wang Dong, who was stunned for a long time, suddenly said to Coal Nanzi: "No, I remember that I saw you on the overpass, aren't you an old fairy who tells fortunes?" ”

Coal Nanzi glared at Wang Dong, turned around and stood behind everyone.

Next is Wang Daozi: "I am Wang Damin and his fourth uncle!" ”

Ouyang: "I'm his cousin!" ”

Lone Ranger: "I'm his brother-in-law!" ”

Female bat: "I'm his brother-in-law's daughter-in-law!" ”

Morning glory: "I'm his second aunt!" ”

Lao Zhao: "I'm his second uncle!" ”

……

Wang Chongyang: "I'm him...... , why are you so unrighteous, what did you just say was him? ”

A lamp quietly pasted into Wang Chongyang's ear and said, "The third brother-in-law is useless!" ”

Wang Chongyang immediately nodded: "Yes, I am Wang Damin and his third brother-in-law!" By the way, who is his third aunt? ”

The twelve girls raised their hands and said, "It's me!" ”

He Wei was already stunned, and after a long pause, he stopped Wang Chongyang, who was about to continue talking: "Old Man Feng, we all know you!" ”

……

When it was Lao Chi's turn, this guy said to He Wei: "I am Wang Damin's father!" ”

Lao He: "I'm his stepfather!" ”

Lao Wan: "I'm his father!" ”

Lao Le was squeezed by the three old men and had nothing to say, and finally said: "I am Wang Damin and his father!" Mind you, dad and dad are two different things! ”

……

He Wei had completely collapsed, and he pulled me aside and asked me, "Damin, what are these people doing?" Doesn't seem to be mentally normal? Is it really your relative? ”

I was also so angry by this group of people that I almost vomited blood, so I had to explain to He Wei: "You should be my relatives, they like to joke, just say whatever you like!" ”

He Wei looked at me suspiciously: "Okay, what are they doing?" Although we can bring our families, we don't say that we are allowed to bring all our relatives! ”

Me: "They are here today, on the first floor, don't worry, it will not affect us!" ”

He Wei: "What about Chen Yuanyuan and your two twin sisters-in-law?" ”

Me: "Look at their mood, eighty percent of them have to eat with us young people!" ”

He Wei was happy at that time!

……

After a while, everyone finally finished introducing themselves, and a bunch of people came out of the hero building, all of them looking quite nervous, looking like something was going on here.

A short, sturdy, short, stocky, and short-fat man shouted at me and He Wei, "He Wei, Damin, what's wrong?" Is there a disturbance in someone? Hey? Isn't this Chen Yuanyuan? ”

Liu Qian whispered in my ear: "This is your squad leader!" Zhou Yu! ”

, if you really dare to name it, aren't you afraid of vomiting blood and dying?

I hurriedly greeted Zhou Yu and gave Zhou Yu a warm hug, and then, I explained: "Squad leader, it's a coincidence, my group of relatives are also having dinner in the Hero Building today, this is not just happening, just chat for a while!" ”

Zhou Yu first said hello to Liu Qian, and then began to stare at the three women of Su Diao's complex, and after a long time, he said to me: "Damin, you hurry up and introduce me!" ”

I smiled and nodded: "Yes, this is the little sister-in-law, this is my second sister-in-law, and this is the third sister-in-law......"

Zhou Yu shook hands with the three of them one by one, and then asked me with satisfaction: "Who are these relatives?" ”

I pointed to a lamp and said, "He's my ......", he just said who was me?

Yideng also seemed to see that I had forgotten his identity, and immediately reminded me with a mouth shape, and then I remembered that he was my uncle, so I continued: "This is my uncle......"

……

Next, I had a good conversation with a group of classmates I didn't know at all, these people were surprised by the fact that I didn't die, and some people quietly shed a few tears, and I don't know if I didn't die and disgusted them or they were lamenting the impermanence of the world, anyway, I haven't experienced this kind of occasion, obviously I don't know at all, but I want to pretend to be closer than my brothers and sisters, which feels uncomfortable to death.

Fortunately, Liu Qian perfectly maintained the essence of a virtuous woman, she reminded me of the identity of those classmates from time to time, and occasionally when it was really inconvenient to stick to my ears, she would also call out each other's names loudly, although this behavior made my classmates stunned, but no one delved too deeply into this issue.

Zhang Qiang didn't know when there was an extra woman next to him, tall, slender, with a delicate face, wearing eyes, a well-informed and quiet look, she smiled and talked to Zhang Qiang, while staring at me from time to time, and occasionally showed a puzzled expression, this should be the Liu Guoquan that Zhang Qiang said!

Everyone stood at the door and greeted for a long time, and the squad leader Zhou Yu proposed that everyone go into the restaurant to drink tea and chat, and I followed everyone in, while carefully repeatedly matching all kinds of people with all kinds of messy names in my mind, and constantly enduring the enthusiastic harassment of my classmates.

When I walked to the first floor, except for Liu Qian and the other four women, everyone else in our group walked into the private room on the first floor, while my classmates and I walked upstairs.

Liu Guoquan, the woman next to Zhang Qiang, stared at me vigorously, and I was a little embarrassed, I just wanted to ask Liu Qian if there was something wrong with this woman, but she walked quickly to my side.

"Damin, I want to open it!" These are the first words of this woman!

"It's good to open it if you want to, living is also a kind of training, we can't do stupid things!" I somehow came up with a sentence.

The woman looked at me blankly, and suddenly pulled Zhang Qiang and said, "Damin, let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend Zhang Qiang!" It's the public security system! Then the woman began to stare at my face again, as if to see how I would react.

I looked at Zhang Qiang's pitiful appearance, and still stretched out my hand: "Old Zhang, let's shake hands!" ”

Zhang Qiang said with a grin: "In the future, we will be regarded as half-drawn classmates, right?" ”

Liu Guoquan also heard that Zhang Qiang and I knew each other, and he sneered: "You know? ”

Zhang Qiang and I nodded at the same time, I put my arm around Zhang Qiang's shoulders and said, "We have a deep relationship, and now I still owe him tens of thousands of yuan!" ”

Liu Guoquan looked at me with wide eyes: "Really? ”

Zhang Qiang broke free of my arm, hugged Liu Guoquan, and muttered a few words in her ear, Bacheng is thinking about how to fool his woman, he has seriously warned me in the car just now, let me not talk nonsense, presumably he himself must abide by some special regulations.

Liu Guoquan listened seriously, nodded from time to time, and was about to walk to the second floor, Liu Guoquan smiled and said to Zhang Qiang: "Qiangqiang, since you know each other, I won't hide it from you, he is the person I told you!" The year before last, I heard that he had been in a car accident, so I ran to the hospital to see him, and his daughter-in-law told me that he was dead...... I'm just going to take it seriously...... I'll go! But then again, if it weren't for this fake news, we wouldn't have been able to get together, don't you say? ”

Zhang Qiang and I were speechless for a moment.