Suddenly, the lights of the gymnasium dimmed, and when everyone was about to express their dissatisfaction, a little light fell on the stage, revealing the figures of two people.

Shi Yi also made a lot of money for this sketch performance, changed out of the casual clothes and sportswear he usually wears, and put on a straight suit, which is a burgundy shirt, plus he is handsome, angular, sunny and handsome, as soon as he appeared, he caused cheers and screams from many girls in the audience - in order to cover his big bald head, he deliberately wore a peaked cap.

Zhang Wei stood beside him, although he knew that the call was not for him, but he pretended to be for him, and he kept a smug smile on his face.

"It's him!" Long Lingmo, who was sitting in the second position on the left hand side of the jury, saw Shi Yi, his eyebrows raised slightly, the jade hand holding the pen clenched violently, and a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Sitting next to her was Han Baima, known as "Prince Charming", a creamy little student, who noticed the change in Long Lingmo's expression, his heart moved, he glanced at Shi Yi, and asked, "Long Er, do you know him?" ”

"I don't know." Long Lingmo didn't turn his head, and said lightly, "Don't call me Long'er, that's what fans call me." ”

"I'm your biggest fan." Han Baima had an admiring smile on his face, which was very lethal.

Long Lingmo ignored him and continued to stare at Shi Yi, thinking in his heart, is he straight? One? Root? Read? Novel.ybdu. took it and gave him the lowest score - too evil, too evil. How can I do that?

Han Baima was not angry, he turned his gaze and stared at Shi Yi on the stage, his eyes wandered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

On the stage, Zhang Ting and Shi Yi walked a few steps, Zhang Jie suddenly stopped, and Shi Yi bumped into it directly.

"Why haven't you come yet?" Zhang Wan said anxiously.

"Wait." Shi Yi crossed his hands in front of him, with a flattering expression.

Sure enough, this wait is more than ten seconds. Just when the audience couldn't bear it anymore, another light fell on the stage, reflecting a figure.

Dressed in a recreational motorcycle outfit, he also wears a motorcycle hat on his head and holds a boxy box in both hands.

Of course, that's not the point – she's too ...... Wicked!

"Oh, who is this? Why are you so handsome? A natural little white face? ”

"Didn't you say it when you reported the curtain just now, they are a combination of two plus one, it is Shi Yi, Zhang Jie and Xu Fangfang. Huh, Xu Fangfang? Damn, I remembered, isn't the freshman aromatic goddess of the art academy called Xu Fangfang? Could it be her? ”

"I'll go! It's really a goddess of fragrance! It's so exciting, women dressed as men! ”

"I see, it scared me. I thought there were really people in the world who were more handsome than me. ”

Xu Fangfang's appearance in demonic men's clothing immediately detonated the audience, many boys were howling wolf excitedly, they had seen a lot of goddesses, and there were several school flowers in the previous performances, but such a new and alternative performance was the first one.

Although the three of them had long expected a hot scene, they didn't expect it to be so popular!

"I knew that he would have to replace me with a knife rack around his neck." Behind the scenes, Gu Ci looked at Xu Fangfang on the stage, with a trace of loss and self-blame in his eyes.

Fortunately, everyone knew that there was a performance next, and they were also looking forward to the goddess's performance, so the scene finally quieted down after three minutes.

Xu Fangfang trotted in front of the two from a corner of the stage, panting, and said with a very strange emphasis similar to foreigners speaking Chinese, "Hello two, is this Cemetery No. 250?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience exploded again.

Zhang Yi glanced left and right, nodded and replied, "Yes." ”

"Yes, I'm too smart. I just found the 89th and I found the right one. Xu Fangfang made a "yes" action, which was very exaggerated, and once again caused bursts of applause, "Hello two, I am a friend of the deceased, let's be on the phone, with you...... You...... You have made an appointment, and the deceased has instructed me to bring his ashes here from abroad, and to find him a suitable burial place here, and this is the purpose of my coming, do you understand my purpose? ”

The two looked at each other, dumbfounded, and there was another round of applause and laughter from the audience.

"Yes, I'm too clever to express it too clearly, and one more thing, that is, the deceased asked me to give his inheritance to his eldest nephew, Mr. Thank You, which of you is Mr. Thank You?" Xu Fangfang's eyes scanned back and forth between the two of them.

As soon as Zhang Wan's body moved, she wanted to step forward, but she was released to take the first step, her head was tilted, her face showed a painful expression, she limped to Xu Fangfang, took the black box in her hand, knelt on the ground, and cried and twitched, "Second uncle... Second uncle, why did you leave? Why don't you say anything? How uncomfortable is my heart? ”

Xu Fangfang gently patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

At this time, Zhang Ting walked over with a look of disdain and patted Shi Shi, who was crying, "It's almost there, you don't need to cry like this, you grave seller." ”

Everyone burst into laughter!

Driving away Shi Yi, Zhang Jie walked to the urn with a sad face, "Second uncle, you went to a foreign country when I was two years old, and I just heard that you mixed up, and you went to the funeral." ”

There was another round of applause.

Zhang Jie turned to look at Shi Yi, and said with a lot of money, "The one who sells the grave, my second uncle liked luxury and hustle and bustle when he was alive, and I have covered the entire tomb, and each tree is full of small speakers for me, and the sound of traffic is played 24 hours a day." Give me all the small graves here, set up a simple shed, ramen, barbecue, pancakes and fruits, gaba vegetables, and ear and eye fried cakes for me, and arrange a row of security guards for me here, and they will be chased if there is nothing to do, so they will run around the grave circle of my second uncle, and it will be lively. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was about to laugh.

Shi Yi bowed slightly, a humble smile on his face, "Sir, you have a lot of extra expenses?" ”

Zhang Wan said with an indifferent face, "The elders are gone, what is the point of spending some money to be the juniors, and besides, how expensive can your most expensive tomb be?" ”

Shi Yi bowed again, "Forty thousand square meters." ”

Zhang Jie's face froze, and she asked timidly, "What about the cheapest?" ”

"Forty-seven thousand."

"Wow, it's more expensive than ours." Xu Fangfang said with her strange emphasis in a timely manner, which caused a burst of laughter.

Zhang Jie slowly turned around, looked at Xu Fangfang and said, "Mr. Allen, how much inheritance did my second uncle leave me?" ”

"I'll tell you this, your second uncle is abroad, he is starving to death, and even the ticket back is paid by me, do you see that you can report the ticket back to me?" Xu Fangfang took out a bill from her pocket.

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Zhang Ting hid her face and was sad, and when she heard this, she walked in front of Xu Fangfang in three steps and hugged her heavily.

Although she was performing, Xu Fangfang's flawless pretty face still flew a flush, and she glanced at Shi Yi, who was standing next to her without a trace.

Shi Yi was wondering at this time, whether Zhang Jie deliberately arranged the role in this way, and Xu Fangfang was taken advantage of by him with such a hug in the performance.

But in Zhang Ting's words, it is - dedication to art!

When the audience saw this scene, they all began to howl excitedly when they thought that "Mr. Allen" was the goddess of fragrance.

They love to watch performances, and they love to see fragrant flowers!

Zhang Jie wanted to take advantage of a little more, but he was afraid that he would be angry, especially in his heart, he was even more afraid of the "grave seller" standing on the side, what if he was unhappy and really sent himself to the grave?

Hugged it slightly for a second and then let go, "It's over." ”

"Where?" Although Xu Fangfang was shy in her heart, the performance still had to continue.

"Let me tell you Mr. Allen, this is not my second uncle at all. Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire? Zhang Jie took three steps back and began to regret it.

"It can't be wrong, you just stinky and shameless, it's the same as your second uncle." Xu Fangfang said "innocently", and then faced the audience, causing a wolf howl, and said to the sky with one hand, "Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, your name is thank you, your whole family is very polite." ”

"There are a lot of polite people, all of them are my second uncle?" Zhang Jie still doesn't want to admit it.

"Your second uncle still remembers that today is your 30th birthday, and he instructed me to give you this urn as a birthday gift on your birthday." Xu Fangfang leaned over and picked up the urn on the ground and handed it to the reluctant Zhang Juan, and gently patted him on the shoulder with her right hand, "Happy birthday, happy holidays." Your second uncle's last wish is to be buried on this mountain in your hometown. Come on the child, come on a shovel, and plant this tree of life. ”

Another light fell, and a table appeared on the stage with a palace-like model and a small sapling.

Shi Yi took the little sapling over in time, and when Xu Fangfang finished speaking, he just handed the little sapling to Zhang Wei.

"Wait a minute." Zhang Jie stopped her, "Do you need money to plant trees?" ”

"Four thousand four hundred and forty-four pieces, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life." Shi Yi bowed down for the third time, and showed the flattery of selling a grave very well.

Zhang Jie's face changed again after hearing this, and she said leisurely, "It is said that after death, people are reincarnated as human beings, but do you think it is appropriate to plant a tree on the ashes?" Will you be reincarnated as a vegetative person in the future? Or Plants vs. Zombies? ”

As soon as these words came out, many people laughed and fell down, clutching their stomachs and slapping their chairs wildly - this is too subtle!

"Fallen leaves return to the roots, child, and you will fulfill the wish of the deceased." Xu Fangfang admonished on the side.

"It's not that I'm not round." Zhang Ting looked indignant, "A broken grave, selling more than 40,000 yuan per square meter, still doesn't let people live?!" ”

"Grave seller" Shi Yi put down the small sapling in his hand, grabbed Zhang Yi with a flattering smile on his face and persuaded him, "The living will not live in the grave, so the price of the grave is expensive and expensive!" ”

Burst......

On the jury seat, Zeng Xiaoxian was drinking water, but he couldn't hold back this time and squirted out.

"In a word!"