Laughing crazy! Laughing! Laughing!

originally thought that there was no highlight of the sketch, but it was repeatedly lifted, and the emotions of everyone in the audience were aroused, and the performers of the "two plus one" combination on the stage, off the stage, the audience waved their hands desperately.

The eyes of the masses are bright - gold, which will not be buried in the mud and sand.

The scene of Zeng Xiaoxian spraying tea was also noticed by everyone, and there was another burst of laughter - look, Brother Zeng is laughing!

On stage, the performance continues.

Shi Yi straightened out his suit, took out a baton from his previous pocket, and pulled it with both hands, becoming half a meter long.

"Mr. Xie, let me introduce to you, this is a very suitable north-south transparent plate tomb for the elderly." Shi Yi pointed at the palace template with a baton, "Dark kitchen and dark guard, no light in all seasons, water leakage in winter, frost in summer, downstairs bottom business, surname Zhang next door." Our biggest advantage now is the geographical environment. You see, the left is adjacent to the Huangquan Expressway, the right is adjacent to the Jiahe Airport, and the middle one is the most prosperous pedestrian commercial street in our entire grave area - a dead end. ”

Everyone didn't know what to do, laughing until their stomachs hurt, they couldn't laugh anymore, but it was too painful to endure like that, and they all complained in their hearts about the combination of two plus one - why do you want to perform such a wonderful and funny show? I can't help it!

"There's also good news; One; Root; Read, the novel YB+DU wants to tell you that if you can buy the grave in full now, we will also give you a coffin. Shi Yi said flatteringly, "I don't know if you like flip or slide covers?" ”

Zhang Jie's complexion changed several times, and finally she rolled her eyes and asked, "Is there a touch screen?" ”

Shi Yi said with some embarrassment, "I have studied it and stopped production." ”

"Why?" Xu Fangfang continued to ask with a strange emphasis.

"Nobody presses." Shi Yi said with some deflatment.

When the laughter died down, Shiichi continued his performance, walked to the middle of the stage, turned and pointed to the giant screen behind him, which looked like a picture of an Egyptian pyramid, but surrounded by many trees.

"And this set of tombs is our entire tomb area, the most luxurious Egyptian style, the pyramid symbolizes the wealth and power of the deceased. Hey, if you bury the second master here, we will hire a professional dancer with exotic style to dance for you. ”

As soon as Shi finished speaking, a burst of passionate and exotic music rang out.

His face froze, as if he were a robot, and as the music played, all parts of his body began to move one by one, clicking.

Mechanical Dance! Shi Yi actually performed a mechanical dance, and it was decent, causing bursts of cheers.

After the mechanical dance, the release of a step changed, and the body regressed strangely - a fantastic space dance step!

Another wave of madness.

Shi Yi made up his mind to bring an unparalleled shock to everyone, and as soon as the space dance stopped, his body stood still, his arms outstretched, his eyes as sharp as swords, his eyes were as sharp as swords, his eyes were looking ahead, and his right foot slammed on the stage. In an instant, the body soared into the sky like an eagle, gliding backwards for some distance when it reached the highest point, and then a backflip landed steadily in the amazement of everyone.

Bang Bang Bang –

The audience burst into the most intense applause, everyone stood up excitedly, the last "Dapeng wings" of Shi Yi is too spectacular, too beautiful and too dreamy!

How did he do it?

The Dancing King! The absolute king of dance!

The previous applause was given to the "two plus one" combination, and now it is dedicated to Shi Yi - he let them see a fantastic scene!

The corners of Shi Yi's mouth outlined a wry smile, he is not so high-profile - he was forced by the director Zhang Yi!

Thinking of this, Shi Yi hooked Zhang Jie with his right hand, took a few steps back, and handed over the stage to Zhang Kui, a great director who wanted to "be in the limelight".

Zhang let out a howl, jumped into the middle of the stage, and then performed a chaotic dance that no one knew what it was called—no steps, no rhythm, no bumps.

Yes, it's just a laugh - the antics still cause everyone to laugh.

Zhang Wan danced for a minute, knowing that it was enough, nodded at Xu Fangfang, jumped back to Shi Yi's side, and handed the stage to Xu Fangfang.

The light shone on Xu Fangfang's body, and the latter gritted his silver teeth, hesitated for a while, and then looked firm, with a crazy smile on his face-

With a snort, Xu Fangfang grabbed the black casual motorcycle suit on her body with both hands, and pulled it hard, and the motorcycle suit instantly turned into pieces and flew all over the sky.

After tearing up the motorcycle suit, Xu Fangfang clasped the motorcycle cap on the top of her head with her right hand and threw it out with all her might, her black and bright hair could no longer be restrained, and she was scattered in a gentle breeze, her long hair was flying, and she was beautiful.

This sudden change made everyone stunned for a moment, and then roared frantically again, and their throats were hoarse and they didn't know it.

At this moment, Xu Fangfang is really like a goddess descending from the nine heavens, stunning the audience.

Under the motorcycle suit is a white fairy skirt, Xu Fangfang's hands are stretched out to both sides, and two red streamers are flying in the wind, which is extraordinary.

As soon as the music changed, it changed into Chinese classical music, Xu Fangfang held a streamer and danced on the stage, like a butterfly, like an elf, like a fairy.

Everyone was fascinated by this dreamy scene, and was speechless for a long time.

Xu Fangfang took a leap in the air, but when she landed, there was a slight click, and there was a hint of imperceptible pain on her face.

How amazing his eyes and hearing were, he immediately knew that Xu Fangfang had accidentally fractured his ankle.

Shi Yi did not hesitate and immediately rushed over.

Fortunately, the music happened to end at this time, and Xu Fangfang stood there with a smile.

Shi Yi asked with his eyes, and the latter handed over a look that he didn't have to worry about, then picked up the motorcycle cap on the ground and put it on his head, and said to Zhang Jie who came over, "I like this, just buy this!" ”

Xu Fangfang himself refused to end up now, Shi Yi was anxious, but he didn't show it on his face, he knew that it was better to end the performance as soon as possible, "How about Mr. Xie, our dance is good?" ”

"Dance is good, but does dance cost money?" Zhang Ting asked with some fear.

"Forty-seven thousand one hundred and eleven dollars a piece." Shi Yi said with a smile.

"The money is not expensive, I'm afraid that my second uncle will be killed." Zhang Wan picked up the urn and wanted to leave.

Shi Yi hurriedly grabbed him and said with some annoyance. "I almost forgot, I take the liberty of asking you, does the second uncle have a local account?"

"Does it make a difference?" Zhang asked in surprise.

"If it's a local, you can bury it directly after you die."

"What if it's an outsider?"

"Ouch, then you'll have to die for five years." Shi Yi stretched out a palm, his fingers were fully open, and he waited until everyone laughed before continuing, "After five years, I will buy this tomb with my personal tax payment invoice." ”

"That's right, I can't buy it." Zhang Jie was stunned for a moment, and then was about to leave with the urn.

"Hey, Mr. Xie, you don't have to worry about this." Shi Yi hurriedly pulled Zhang Wan back, reached out and took out a small notebook from the pocket of his suit, "Look, I have a list here." These are all local old ladies who have just passed away recently, you can choose a suitable one for the second uncle to marry first. These two masters can buy a grave if they move their accounts. ”

Zhang Yi looked at Shi Yi with wide eyes and asked word by word. "Do you still use a hole room?"

Shi Shi's face froze, and he smiled slanderously, "You...... You're so daring. ”

Seeing that Zhang Jie was leaving, Shi Yi continued, "Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie, I'll think of a way for you, let's drag people, let's try to buy two sets of graves directly, one to bury your second uncle and the other to rent out, and use the rent to repay the loan." ”

"Your company calls me love my grave, right?" Zhang Yi looked at Shi Yi speechlessly, then waved her hand and said, "In this way, please avoid the two of you first, and then I will discuss it with my second uncle." ”

When the two of them gave way to the stage, Zhang Jie hugged the urn and began a sad interpretation, "Second uncle, aren't you sincere to let people see my jokes?" Do you think I'm a good mix? Actually, the two of us are about the same, you are starving to death, and I am about to starve to death. You say you're a returnee, you play a little foreign, how romantic it is to sprinkle the ashes to the sea, you can still raise fish if you have nothing to do, tease seagulls, and eat seafood when you're hungry. I have to bury this! Okay, after all, if we are two relatives, I'll scatter you on the ground. ”

As she spoke, Zhang Jie threw the urn back from the top of her head, without looking at it, and turned around to leave.

When Shi saw this, he hurriedly grabbed him, "Hey, what's the matter with you?" Come here, you don't have the money, what grave do you buy! You collect it for me, collect it..."

Just as the two were tugging, Xu Fangfang bent down and picked up a check from the urn that was opened on the ground, and read, "This check is left for me thanks, thank you." ”

When Zhang Jie heard this, she hurriedly broke free from the pull of Lai Shiyi, pointed at herself with her right hand and said excitedly, "I just thank you, my English name is ...... Only...... It's called Trix. ”

"A million, dollars." Xu Fangfang continued.

Shi Yi's complexion changed suddenly, and he hurriedly ran to the prop model and began to recommend, "Mr. Xie, we have a set of large tombs that are especially suitable for you, you bury the second master in it, and bury it ...... rolling."

"Oh, my second uncle......" Zhang Wan cried and snatched the check in Xu Fangfang's hand, then squatted down and picked up the urn on the ground, crying.

Shi Yi walked over, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, and said, "The festival mourning is changing, you can think about it..."

"Second uncle, I have decided." Zhang Wan suddenly wiped the tears from her face, and her tone was firm.

"Great filial son." Shi Yi gave a thumbs up on the side, with a flattering face.

"Let's go home." Zhang Yi said, turned around and left, and when she was about to leave, she turned around and looked at Shi Yi, and said with disgust, "Second uncle, the grade here is too low, I will show you a set of affordable tombs in two days." ”

After speaking, he went straight off the stage, and the audience burst into warm applause, for such a wonderful performance for him.

Shi Yi and Xu Fangfang looked at the departing Zhang Ao, a little stunned, after half a sound, Xu Fangfang shook the ticket stub in her hand a little anxiously, "You haven't reported my ticket to me yet, ......

said that he was about to catch up, but his body was crooked, and his eyebrows were tightly frowned.

Seeing this, Shi Yi stepped forward and hugged Xu Fangfang, with a trace of worry and concern on his face, "Hug, hug, big brother, I will report to me." That, Big Brother Allen, Big Brother Ai is? Brother Ai, I would like to recommend to you my big family grave, and your head is just right here. ”

Xu Fangfang was about to fall, but Shi Yi was held in his arms in time, her pretty face was crimson, and she struggled, "Oh, buy Ga, you can report my ticket to me ......"

"Hug, hug, I'm not holding it, I can't understand Chinese or what."

As soon as he complained, a princess hugged Xu Fangfang and walked off the stage quickly amid everyone's exclamations.

There was a burst of applause that resounded in the sky, and it lasted for a long time.

"One more! One more! One more! ”