By the time I woke up, the Eight Great Biao people had completely changed their attitude towards me.

The female bat looked so adoring that she even took off a pair of wings, saying that it was to replace my gray suit and short skirt.

I stared at my chest and thighs for a long time, and I didn't see the tattoo on my horse's face, so I had to ask the eight people, "Do you see anything different about me?" ”

"You had smoke on you just now, and now you seem to be a little confused...... Big brother, what the hell are you doing? Is it playing with special functions......" The female bat said solemnly.

The master of Dingnan looked at each other a few times with the two monks and three Taoist priests, and then inexplicably said to me: "Little brother, when you were electrocuted, you have already shown the holy seal, and a few of us believe in you!" ”

"What holy seal?" I asked blankly.

"Amitabha, the holy seal is a special mark that only some extremely special people who are about to die, as far as we know, the people who have these holy seals are some high-ranking monks who have attained the Tao or cultivated to the extreme, because this holy seal is special, only we who cultivate the Tao and cultivate the Buddha can see it, the poor monk guessed, it must be the little brother, what instructions did you get just now......" Yilan explained next to him.

"Since you believe it, let's get the police on it!" Since I came back, the headphones in my ears haven't rang again, eighty percent of them were out of power just now, and I don't know what's going on outside.

Mrs. Ding Nan nodded, stretched out her hand and waved her hand downstairs. I thought something strange would happen, such as a little white smoke or something, but I waited for half a minute and didn't see anything unusual, and after half a minute, I heard a sound of footsteps, and then more than a dozen policemen rushed up......

When the eight big biao people were leaving, they all looked at me sadly! Especially the female bat, her eyes were extremely resentful, as if I had done something sorry for her.

The next thing was much simpler, the police blasted open the small door in a few minutes, and I hurriedly followed Director Li to the rooftop.

At this time, it was already dark, and through the shadow of the lamp, I saw 001, possessed by He Brick's family, lying naked on the edge of the rooftop wall, rushing down and shouting: "Hey, ask your leader to shoot me another dozen beers, specially, three pieces and a can, don't fool me with two pieces of five." ”

On the inside of the wall sat a naked man, holding my kitten and pouring wine.

"You gave them back the wine?" I asked Director Li suspiciously.

"I can't help it, I can't let him stand on the roof of the building with his bare ass and have fun, right?!" Director Li shook his head helplessly.

I took a deep breath and walked over to the two of them.

"Don't move! Come on again, I'll push him down. The hostage noticed that I was trying to get closer, looked excited, and pointed to He Zhuan's house and said to me.

…… I was stunned, who are these two hostages?

Just as I was about to explain that I was here to save him, I saw He Zhuanjia jump down from the wall and slap the hostage's head: "You are stupid, right?" This is Section Chief Wang, and he is our own person. ”

"Emma, it's the leader, you're here." The hostage's eyes rolled a few times, and he suddenly walked over to me, stretched out his right hand, and said politely: "May I ask the leader, can you send me back?" ”

"Are you sick? Aren't there police? I glanced at him with disdain, the first time I saw this kind of **, helping people fight turned out to be hostages inexplicably, this buddy's brain capacity is estimated to be similar to that of a cockroach.

"He's talking about the home below." He Brick's family suddenly whispered: "Come here, hold me, I'm going to transfer to the cat, your leader has been possessed by me for a long time, and he is about to hang up." ”

I realized that although 001 was talking normally, his face was completely bloodless, and it was snow-white, so I hurriedly walked a few steps and helped 001 who was about to faint.

……

At the Public Security Bureau, I saw Jingba again, and eighty percent of the electricity just now was a little fierce, only to see that Jingba's thin tail has now stood up, and his right leg is still pumping involuntarily.

At this time, the eight big biao people were sitting in a corner talking to the police, and from time to time they pointed at me.

001 Mr. Wang and the hostage have been sent to the hospital, and I heard that the Public Security Bureau has specially arranged for eight criminal policemen with the strongest fighting skills to watch them. Originally, Director Li also planned to arrange for me to go to the hospital for an examination, but he saw me touch the electric door in the video, and I was willing to live or die, so he took me to the Public Security Bureau.

Just now, my colleague 120 came to visit, and in front of many police officers and the Eight Wonders, this guy silently put a bunch of women's underwear and silk (socks) plus a plastic model at my feet, and then left, as if he didn't realize what was happening.

Director Li did not arrange for the police to record a confession for me for the time being, I could see that in fact, he wanted to take care of me, wanted me to relieve my emotions, I heard him and his subordinates say: "Just now we saw this grandson touch the electric door in the surveillance, and the electricity lasted for about 20 minutes, and it is estimated that he will not live long......

I suddenly have a feeling of sublimation, hidden merit and fame, nothing more than that, right?

Just as I was wandering, the phone suddenly remembered.

"Damin, I just saw on TV that your unit Wang is about to jump off the building. Do you know what's going on? It was Liu Qian, and before I could speak, the woman began to say again: "Also, we saw a person wearing two wings on TV, who was black all over his body, why is he a little like you?" ”

"......" I hurriedly explained to Liu Qian: "Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, our Wang always has a problem, and I did that just now to save him." ”

......There was silence on the phone for a while, and after a few seconds, I heard a large number of people laughing and saying, "Look, I just said that it was Wang Damin!" "Dad, give me a hundred dollars, willing to lose the bet!" "Liu Qian, your husband is gone! But it's black all over the body, but it doesn't seem to need to be mosaic! ”…… Don't think I can't hear it, these people who buried me are my father-in-law, my sister-in-law, and my brother-in-law!

After a few more words of comfort, Liu Qian finally hung up the phone, and I was called to Director Li's office.

Then, I met an acquaintance, Zhang Qiang, section chief of the National Security Bureau.

The middle-aged man was flipping through a pile of notes when he saw me enter the room, nodded at me, and motioned for me to sit down.

"Section Chief Zhang, why are you here?" After sitting down, I began to ask knowingly.

Section Chief Zhang bared his teeth: "I said you are powerful enough, 220V AC electricity for 20 minutes stunned nothing, this was put in the past, I will never believe it, I originally thought that there was a problem with that voltage, just now I specially let Li Yang try it." ”

"The result?" I asked with a smile.

Section Chief Zhang suddenly glared: "As a result, he is still lying in the hospital now!" ”

**Right? Someone else tries this, isn't this pure death? I held back a smile and politely asked, "If you have anything to do with me, just tell me directly!" ”

"Explain what happened today!" Section Chief Zhang said as he took out a document from his bag and handed it to me: "This is your blood test report, which cost us tens of thousands of yuan, and it turned out that you have a little kidney problem!" ”

Well, I think he's scolding me!

I took the inspection report, looked at it casually, threw it aside, and then said solemnly: "There is nothing to explain today's matter, you have also seen it, our leader suddenly went crazy, and then I acted bravely, saved the people from fire and water, and bravely fought the eight wonders, how can I be regarded as a good citizen of the coal city!" ”

"Didn't you say yes?" Section Chief Zhang frowned suddenly, and then I felt that bad water was coming out of this guy, so I just heard him say: "I can't help it if you don't say it, the transcripts of those eight people are indeed more like crazy words, and they are completely symptoms of advanced mental illness, but ...... Now there are dozens of reporters waiting to meet you outside, I can hand you over to them, let them interview and interview, and even hand over the surveillance section where you touched the electric door to them, I am sure that you will have a good life in the next few years! ”

…… It's really ruthless, this guy actually grabbed my life directly, according to common sense, most of the ordinary people are looking forward to one day being able to become famous and popular, but I can never get people's attention, since I took over the job of the spokesperson of the Yin Division, there have been too many strange things around me, these things can't be explained to the public, let alone let others know.

If he really threw me to the reporter and distributed that video, I was afraid that there would be a lot of curious babies staring at me every day, how could I continue to work?

I sighed and said to Section Chief Zhang, "I can tell you, but I have a request. ”

Section Chief Zhang pondered for a moment and nodded: "Let's talk about it!" ”

"You probably won't believe what I'm saying!" I stared into Section Chief Zhang's eyes and said solemnly: "If you don't believe it, you will treat me as a fart, and whatever you do with me." If you believe me, I hope you can minimize the impact of this matter, deal with it as low-key as possible, and in addition, you will release those eight people, that hostage, and our leader! ”

Seeing that Section Chief Zhang was noncommittal, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my story again!

……

"You mean, there was a lot of gloom yesterday morning...... Soul? After being silent for a long time, Section Chief Zhang suddenly said. This guy's mental quality is also strong enough, in the process of telling my story, he drank seven or eight glasses of water, and clenched his fists dozens of times, but he didn't look surprised!

"Hmm!" I nodded solemnly: "I know you won't believe these things, but I'm afraid that there will be more and more such things today." ”

Section Chief Zhang was silent again, I quietly took out a cigarette and handed it over, Section Chief Zhang looked at me suspiciously, smiled bitterly, took the cigarette, and then took a few puffs.

After smoking a cigarette, Section Chief Zhang pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray fiercely, and said suddenly: "I agree!" ”

"......" I suddenly had a feeling of surprise, it seemed as if it was too simple, could he have believed me with a few words from me? I smiled and asked, "You believe me?" ”

"Look at this!" Section Chief Zhang took out a piece of paper from his bag and looked in front of me: "This is the record of yesterday morning's radar scan, yesterday morning at about 8:40, a large number of unknown energy sources suddenly appeared in our city, we checked for a day, and did not find a specific energy source, these energy sources also exist now, and some are still moving, we sent colleagues to look for it, but found nothing." ”

"You want me to help you?" I played with the cigarette butt and said lightly.

"Not bad! I agreed to release those eight Biao people for the time being, on the condition that you help me find out the truth, in addition, your leaders can't release them for the time being, and we need to do further inspection on him. Those eight Biao people will live in your house for the time being, and you will take care of them! Make sure you're always on board. ”

"Don't be kidding, that's eight Biao people! Can I see it? "The reason why I proposed to save them is entirely because I know the truth of the matter and can't watch them be admitted to a mental hospital, but Section Chief Zhang let these people live in my house, which is a bit too much! My house is only two bedrooms, and there are nine people living in it, two ghosts and two pets? Besides, what if my daughter-in-law comes back and finds that there are eight more strange-shaped men and women in the house, why don't you immediately tear me up?

"I don't care!" Section Chief Zhang handed over a large pile of records, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't worry, these eight big people have told our police, and they are ready to mess with you in the future!" ”