The edge of the sword is sharpened, and 2 is forced to come out by pretending.

Under the coercion and temptation of the Eight Wonders, I told the story of how an ordinary young man in the yang world went from loving science to the path of career in the underworld.

After listening to the eight wonders, they all sighed, and they kept scolding the hell for being too bad, according to their understanding, they were the ones who gave everything for the great cause of yin and yang, and they couldn't understand why the underworld didn't choose them as spokespeople.

Seeing that I had a few cans of beer in my stomach and no longer threatened, Mrs. Dingnan gradually withdrew the dagger, and then I began to inquire about the origin of the eight heroes.

It's very simple, it's very simple, except for the female bat, the other seven people are all considered to be mixed in the theological world, although the gods they believe in are not the same, but one thing is the same, they all believe that this world is not the only one, not opposite, according to their understanding, this world also corresponds to other planes, such as heaven, such as hell, and such as the underworld.

The female bat is an alternative, he is a student who reveres science extremely, but the current science and technology are difficult to prove the existence of another world, so she found another way and played a combination of Chinese and Western.

A few days ago, Coal City held a national folk cultural exchange meeting, and Coal Nanzi sent an invitation to the rest, saying that they would come and listen to the lectures of the masters, so as to broaden their thinking.

At first, they just wanted to sneak into the venue and listen to it, but yesterday morning, these eight people all felt a trace of movement between heaven and earth, and then they felt that a lot of things that did not belong to this world suddenly appeared--ghosts.

The eight decided to take advantage of today's exchange meeting to reveal the news to the world, so that the world could be vigilant, and as a result, they were blown out...... Ouyang didn't finish introducing the master, he was directly knocked out with a stainless steel cup, and the master was going to say something about Amitabha, but he was knocked out of two front teeth by an electric cannon, and the female bat wanted to explain that she and the others were not here to make trouble, but the wings were dragged down, and the master of a lamp relied on his old age and shouted Who dares to touch me? As a result, an aunt who mopped the floor took a mop and stabbed him...... I said, why does this guy keep covering his ass!

When they stood at the door of the exchange meeting and scolded the street, they suddenly saw 001 Mr. Wang.

Everyone was already on fire, and when they saw a person possessed by a ghost, they immediately found the gas bucket, and He Brick's family still looked like a and coaxing, so ...... This is where today's maddening sudden event occurred.

"Everyone, since you are also a Taoist master who is worried about the common people, it is better to sell me face and let the one upstairs go, don't hide it, he came up to help me do things through formal channels." After listening to their story, I directly explained my intention, just now, Director Li has told me on the phone, now He Brick's family and the hostage have begun to dance on the roof of the building with their bare butts, and his daughter-in-law has also come to the scene, at this time the emotion is extremely excited, if it is not for the police to stop, his daughter-in-law Bacheng will climb to the top of the opposite building......

The eight wonders looked at each other, and they didn't seem to believe me very much, and several people's eyes were rolling for a long time, and then they all looked at the difficult master.

Mrs. Dingnan smiled and said kindly: "Little brother, you are a sincere person at first glance, especially with this appearance, you are blind if you don't make a TV series...... We'd love to take your word for it, but you'll have to show some proof! To tell you the truth, now we feel that there are at least hundreds of ghosts in the coal city, all of which suddenly appeared yesterday morning, and we can't tell which ones entered the country normally and which ones came from smuggling......

Okay, although these eight people are quite weird, but they are not stupid, special, since you don't believe me, why did you spend so much time with me just now?

Just as I was thinking hard about countermeasures, suddenly, I heard Li Ju shouting in the earphones: "Hey, relative, your Jingba is crazy, use two paws to open the electric door, especially now it's smoking......" At this time, I saw that the corridor light above my head suddenly lit up, and then there was a bang, bursting open.

The Eight Wonders were all deeply surprised by this sudden situation, but I knew that this must be Sophie Fei who was going to contact me, so I didn't think much about it, so I hurriedly ran into the corridor on the fifth floor.

Since the fifth floor was not planned to be used as a venue, there was no one on the fifth floor today, so I ran around and searched for a long time, and finally found a table with banners, and pushed off the items on the table, I hurriedly picked up the table and ran to the stairwell.

After setting up the table directly under the lampholder, I hurriedly stood up, and found that the height was just right, and I then ripped the lampholder off, and then I saw two wires, which were dangling at this time, sparkling from time to time.

I resolutely winked at the Eight Great Wonders: "Eight masters, I'll show you the voucher!" As he spoke, he raised his hands and grabbed the two threads.

"Hey, hey, I'll go, you're crazy? Don't commit suicide in front of us, we won't be able to tell when the time comes! "Listening to the sound is like a master of a lamp.

"That's it, if you want to die, you jump off the building, we won't stop you!" The master of the blowing lamp slipped beside him.

"Bat, you go and take him down." It seems that the one who speaks is the master of the difficulty.

"Old lady, don't fool me, do you want me to become a roast bat?" The female bat started to curse a little......

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Suffering! It's very painful! For specific feelings, please refer to the Touch Electric Door Manual!

Then there was darkness, all the light and sound disappeared in an instant, and I felt as if I was in a state of chaos, and I felt nothing but my soul.

What a familiar feeling! I seem to have been to this place before, but I can't remember when I did.

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, and a cold hand suddenly grabbed my left hand, and I hurriedly dodged and tried to dodge, but I heard the man say: "Don't be afraid, Lao Wang, it's me!" Follow me! ”

It's Sophie Fie!

"What kind of place is this?" I asked, following her lead in the dark.

"I'll lead you to our leader, Lao Wang, you have to remember, don't mention your illusion yesterday, no matter what! Just explain today's matter to our leader, and he will find a way to help you! Sophie's anxious voice came from the darkness.

"Why?" It's that illusion again, it seems that everything in the past two days has something to do with that illusion, what is that illusion hiding? Why wouldn't Sophie tell me or let me talk to anyone?

"Now is not the time to say it, I will tell you when today's matter is over......" Sophie Fei paused suddenly, and then asked me lightly: "Do you believe me?" If you believe me, listen to me! ”

"Believe you!" I don't know why, I suddenly felt that Sophie's words were heavy: "I listen to you." ”

After walking some distance, suddenly I heard the sound of rolling water, and then, Sophie Fei dragged me to the left, and I saw a light in front of me, and the light was very faint, flickering and dimming, like fireflies in a cloudy night.

After walking a few more steps, Sophie Fei finally stopped, and saw a square table in front of me, with a thin candle on the table, and a man sitting at the table, looking like he was in his forties, gentle and elegant, wearing a robe, but with a bit of fairy style.

I hurriedly stepped forward and stretched out my hand: "This is the boss, right?" You see that I came here in a hurry, and I didn't bring any gifts, why don't you leave an address for my little brother, tell me what you want, and burn it for you when I go back. ”

The middle-aged man hehehe: "Zheng Yun, this official is the head of the Foreign Affairs Department, Ma Yan, I have caused you trouble these days!" ”

Look, the other leaders speak differently, I immediately felt that my psychology was hot, and I almost squeezed out two tears in my eyes. Wait, what did he say his name? Horse face? What does it have to do with horse noodles?

Sophie Fei stood quietly beside me and didn't speak, with a smile on her face.

"Ma Mian is my eldest brother, and now he is on an errand in Heavenly Court." The middle-aged man smiled, seemed to see my doubts, paused, and continued: "You suddenly called me, are you in trouble?" ”

"yes!" I sat on the bench and began to talk about the above incident: "That's the case, in the past two days, I have broken my leg for our foreign affairs department, and I have suffered a lot of crimes......"

Immediately afterwards, I told Ma Face everything that had happened in the past two days about the ghosts, and of course, I still followed Sophie's advice and concealed the visions I had seen yesterday.

The horse's face was solemn, and he pondered for a long time before he said, "In other words, they are now asking you for proof, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" I hurriedly nodded: "Leader, see if you have Shang Fang's sword or something, let me bring it, if it doesn't work, I'll stab them to death...... If you can't do it, you can give me a gold medal or something......"

Ma Yan sighed and shook his head: "You can't bring any of this, so you have to ...... now"

I waited suspiciously for him to say what he said, and then I saw this guy suddenly stand up and run into the distance, I looked at Sophie Fei with an inexplicable face, and found that this woman was also puzzled.

After a few minutes, I saw the horseface coming back with a screwdriver and hammer.

"Damn, what are you going to do?" I hurriedly stood up and stepped back.

"Tattoos!" Ma said lightly.

"Hell, do you have a screwdriver and a hammer for tattoos? Besides, what are tattoos for? ”

"Who the hell is a guy with a tattoo when he goes out? Of course, the tattoo is a special mark for you, and the people in the yang world will naturally understand it when the time comes. Ma Face explained as he walked over to me with a weapon: "If you don't like a screwdriver, I still have a crowbar in my car......"

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"Ah!!h A scream came from my mouth, mixed with the sound of rolling water, and for a while, the atmosphere was extremely bleak and tragic...... This guy must hate me for not bringing a gift, otherwise how would he have thought of tattooing an Audi A6 on me?

……

Half an hour later, Ma Yan wiped the blood from his hands and said, "Okay, finished, you can go back!" ”

After speaking, the guy made a gesture of waving his hand.

"Wait!" I struggled to get up from the ground, didn't bother to wipe the blood off my body, and asked righteously, "You haven't told me why so many Yin Spirits suddenly ran up?" What do we need to do? ”

Ma Yan was stunned for a while, and after a few words, he said quietly: "We are also in a meeting to study this, and we will give you a letter tomorrow." At present, about four or five hundred ghosts have run to it, most of them are near you, and the leaders think that this is a conspiracy of the trolls, this is a terror (attack), you go back and wait for instructions. ”

"Last question, where is this?" Yes, I've been thinking about this question for a long time, but I was abused by the horse's face and had no chance to ask it.

Ma Yan glanced at me with disdain, as if he was looking at **: "This is by the Nai River, don't you hear the sound of running water?" ”