Solemnly declare: Please readers must not imitate the content of this chapter, it is absolutely dangerous, and there is no life! ）

After resting for a while, Morning Glory pouted and said, "I don't accept it, why can my master hurt you, but I can't?" ”

Lao Chi stroked the four hairs on his head: "First, you are different from your master, he is different from you, I don't know the reason for this, and I estimate that there will be results after researching." Second, your weapon is too inferior, if you use dark iron, you can hurt my skin with your strength, and if it is a weapon made of iron crystal, it will naturally kill me! ”

I hurriedly asked, "Dare to ask my seniors, where is the best of these kinds?" Is there anything on the market? ”

Lao Chi said mysteriously: "Xuantie is the essence of iron, iron crystal is the essence of Xuantie, naturally it is possible to meet but not seek, the old man has only seen twice, one is the pillar of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, that is the Jade Emperor's sister-in-law gave birth to a child, we went to the ceremony, fortunately to see, one is the Yin and Yang Needle of the underworld, 20,000 years ago, the king of Hades once showed us after drinking, since then, I have never had a chance to see again!" ”

When I heard the word Hades, I immediately looked at Wang Chongyang, this guy is also smart, and I know that I asked him if it was me who showed off the tease back then? The old man immediately shook his head!

I then turned my face and praised Lao Chi: "The seniors are really well-informed and have a big face!" ”

Lao Chi nodded contentedly: "That's natural, my Wu clan is neither human nor ghost, neither immortal nor demon, it is a faction of its own, and anyone who mixes with any mountain has to give us some face!" ”

Bah! It's not a human, it's not a ghost, it's not a fairy, it's better to just say that you're not a thing!

Of course, I can't say this kind of thing, so I asked with a thief's eyebrows: "Senior, is the Jade Emperor's sister-in-law beautiful?" ”

"It's a fat man, more than 200 pounds! Rich! Lao Chi stroked the four hairs on his head again, and suddenly his face changed: "Boy, don't talk nonsense, hurry up, it's dawn in a while, we're going to sleep!" ”

"......" I looked at everyone helplessly.

The eight big biao people all lowered their heads, and the twelve idiots were silent, I knew that they were not afraid of death, but a lamp and morning glory had already made a move, and I believe they were embarrassed to come up and lose face.

120 I don't know which dormitory stole a chicken paw from, and it was gnawing non-stop, and when I looked closely, it was so hairy!

In the end, it was the Su Diao complex that stood up: "I'll come!" Please teach the seniors, the younger generations are undefeated in the East! ”

"I'm not going to fight you!" Lao Chi refused on the spot!

"Why?" I asked at the same time as the Su Diao complex!

"It's easy! Didn't you say you were pregnant? The old man has lived for more than 40,000 years, how could he bully a woman who is pregnant with Liujia, it is not shameful enough to say it! After the old man explained, he said to me again: "Also, if you want to be shameless, you can let women fight with men, and even let pregnant women participate, are you embarrassed?" ”

I was a little shy all of a sudden, to be honest, when it comes to fighting, I really don't regard Su Diao as a woman, if he were a woman, I wouldn't even count my mother!

But in any case, the old man is right! I snorted at Su Diao's complex, and the woman talked to me a few times with her eyes, and finally reluctantly retreated.

At this time, Wang Chongyang finally spoke: "It seems that I can only go on!" ”

I said, "You should have been on it a long time ago!" ”

Wang Chongyang smiled slightly, and saluted Lao Chi: "The younger generation Wang Chongyang, who has been a martial artist all his life, has not even married a daughter-in-law in the end, so I will ask my seniors to teach me a lesson or two today!" ”

Lao Chi stared at Wang Chongyang for a long time, and exclaimed: "You are good! The roots and bones are good, the exercises are good, and the heart is good! ”

Wang Chongyang blushed a little: "In my previous life, I was applauded, but in this life, I broke my body, and my kung fu lost a lot!" ”

Lao Chi praised again: "They are all women in love with the rivers and lakes, which is understandable!" I just found out yesterday that I still have an old wife in the village! ”

I finally interjected impatiently: "Two old glasses, do you want to fight?" If you want to go home slimy, you have to go home slimy, and you have tens of thousands of years of people, so what's the ambiguity of playing here! ”

The two of them stiffened their faces at the same time, and after a long time, Lao Chi relieved himself and said to Wang Chongyang: "I can see that you major in internal strength, and you have already passed the innate threshold, so how about I fight with you for internal strength?" ”

Wang Chongyang's legs crossed the ground: "It's exactly what I want!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hands.

Lao Chi nodded with satisfaction, sat opposite Wang Chongyang, and also stretched out his hands, and Wang Chongyang's hands were together!

The moment I made contact, I clearly saw that these two old men were trembling!

Soon, the two old men began to smoke all over their bodies!

I didn't understand anything about internal force, so I had to ask Lao Wan next to me: "Senior, are they competing for internal force?" ”

"Hmm!" Lao Wan nodded: "Not bad!" Your friend is good, he has deep internal strength, and he is a good seedling! ”

I was puzzled and asked: "If it's fighting internal strength, why are the expressions of the two of them so obscene?" ”

Lao Wan stroked his beard lightly: "They are communicating!" When competing for internal strength, the two have the same heart, and it is not a good conversation to talk about life and ideals! ”

I opened my mouth suddenly, and then looked at Lao Chi and Wang Chongyang, and found that these two old men were even more obscene! I don't know what the two of them are talking about, how they look like old men planning to go to the city to see the auto show!

……

Half an hour later.

The two of them are already soaked, sweat is flowing down, and the physical education teacher Lao Le has told us more than 20 jokes, all of which are exciting, and the most important thing is that these small jokes are all from ancient times, and we have never heard of them before.

For example, the ambiguous relationship between Taishang Laojun and Bodhi Ancestor, the love story between the Tongtian Sect Master and a certain folk woman, and the howling dog next to Erlang God is actually a female dog......

I said to Lao Le with admiration: "My predecessors are really well-informed! ”

Lao Le smiled evilly: "There is a girl today, I'll talk to you about it another day!" ”

I took out my phone: "Leave a call!" I'm on 24 hours a day! ”

Lao Le smiled even more happily: "I'll send you a URL later......"

At this moment, the two of them, fighting for internal strength and talking about ideals, suddenly lit up, and then Wang Chongyang spit out a mouthful of blood.

After coughing a few times, Wang Chongyang said weakly: "Senior, junior lose!" ”

Lao Chi wiped his sweat and said appreciatively: "Not bad!" It's extraordinary to have such a creation at such a young age, and if I were your age, I might not be your opponent! ”

Wang Chongyang's face was ashamed: "If you lose, you lose!" Senpai don't have to comfort me! ”

Old Chi Wan'er smiled: "It's okay, let's find a place to talk about you and Chaoying alone another day......"

I froze!

Lao Chi stood up and said to me, "How is it?" You've lost everything you can fight, is there anything else you have to say? ”

"There's not much more to say! Seniors, let's do it! Please keep me a whole corpse! ”

"No! If you dare to move, he will kill me first! The Su Diao complex hurriedly rushed in front of me.

"And me!" Liu Qian also ran over.

"Yan Fu is not shallow!" Lao Chi smiled mysteriously, and turned to me: "We're just studying you!" You may not die! ”

I pushed away Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, and sat on the ground blankly: "You guys start researching!" ”

Soon, I heard the sound of a chainsaw......

……

(Please don't imitate it, this kind of behavior will definitely lead to death!) ）

Another half hour passed......

Liu Qian pointed to my head and asked Su Diao's complex: "Sisters, what is that white?" ”

Su Diao's complex looked at it very seriously: "Brain melon kernel!" ”

Liu Qian sighed: "I've heard about it for a long time, but I really haven't seen a moving brain, look at it, it's still jumping!" ”

I can't even cry!

Lao Chi pretended to be forced by everyone: "How is it?" The old man has a good skill in opening the scoop! There are two catties of blood, you see, this kid is still alive? ”

Why do you see I'm alive?

Lao Zhao patted his ass and said: "Yes, the seniors are clever, you see, Brother Wang doesn't cry out in pain!" ”

it! I'm weak and can't shout, okay?

Lao Chi pointed to my brain and said: "In the past, the four of us brothers wanted to study something, and it was never so troublesome, but in the past few days, the four of us also know that there are laws in this world, which is why it is so troublesome!" ”

Phew! Are you embarrassed to talk about law?

Lao Chi continued to show off: "Don't underestimate here, this place contains all our secrets, everyone, I'm going to take a small piece, don't get distracted, pay attention!" ”

Lao Zhao asked like a curious baby: "You are studying neuroscience?" How do you study this? ”

Lao Chi explained: "Take a small piece, and the four of my brothers will swallow it into the sea of knowledge, and they will naturally be able to explore the mysteries!" Please note that the exciting time has arrived...... I'm plugging ......"

"Ahh Yes!! "In an instant, a pain that I had never felt before, and I finally couldn't help but cry out.

"Not good!" Lao Chi exclaimed: "Star Absorbing Gong? Three brothers save me ......"

The next moment, I couldn't hear anything at all, and after a moment of trance, I was suddenly in a strange darkness. No pain, no noise, no screams.

Unlike the Nai River, there is no sound of running water, just endless darkness.

I ran around desperately and shouted, I called Sophie, no one responded to me, I shouted Diao Zetian, no one responded to me, I called Liu Qian, and no one responded to me......

Where am I? Am I dead? But this place is also like a bridge? Why am I here?

I continued to run as hard as I could, but there was always endless darkness around me.

After some time, I finally couldn't run anymore, and collapsed to the ground, gasping for air.

Suddenly, a voice came from the air: "Are you ashamed?" ”