I felt like I was in a dream, terrifying.

The voice was vigorous and powerful, like thunder, and after a long time, the aftermath disappeared, and I trembled and looked up to the sky and asked, "Who?" Who's there? ”

After a while, two words came from the sky: "Me! ”

Why, it turned out to be a tease, and I asked again, "Who are you?" ”

Soon, the other party replied: "I'm brain-dead, I'm an idiot, I'm a turtle bastard, I'm not a human, I have a son who doesn't have PI eyes, and my daughter-in-law has gone astray......"

I was happy at the time, this is not only a teasing, but also a brain-dead, just wanted to bury him twice, this person said again: "My name is Wang Yun!" ”

Wang Yun? Why does it sound so familiar, as if I've heard this name in the past two days?

Suddenly, I remembered, isn't this name the me in the story that Wang Chongyang told me?

I wasn't happy at the time: "Dude, what about scolding people around the corner?" ”

His serious voice floated from the sky: "I didn't lie to you, I am really Wang Yun, that is, you...... However, I am just a divine consciousness of yours to protect your soul and the sea of consciousness! ”

"What do you mean?" I'm telling the truth, I really don't understand.

"Idiot!" The sky scolded me again: "You second goods, a month ago, you erased your memory, before that, you left a divine sense, that is, me, that time you were almost strangled to death, it is because of me that you are fine!" It is also me that you can connect yin and yang and fish up the people below, by the way, how is your revenge? Why did you come in all of a sudden? Isn't it deflated? ”

I began to understand what he meant, and it seemed that he was somewhat similar to the four old things that the four old guys had put in the Happy World, and I asked, "You don't know what's going on out there?" ”

"I don't know! I knew all about it before, but I don't know much about it after I was sent here! The answer was very simple: "By the way, it stands to reason that you can't get in before you recover your memory?" Tell me, how the hell did you get in? ”

Ay! When I finally saw my own person, I told him about the outside aggrieved!

……

After I finished speaking, I didn't say anything, and after waiting for a long time, a lot of words floated down the sky: "It turned out to be those four old monsters!" This is not surprising, it must have been those formations you set up that worked, they accidentally touched your formation, but instead conveyed a lot of true qi to you, and you got lucky to enter here in danger! ”

I asked, "Do you know them?" ”

Sky: "It's not that I know them, it's that you knew them before!" ”

I asked, "Who are they?" How did it end up here? ”

Sky: "It's four brains!" When the Wu Clan was destroyed, there were only these four teasers left, and they love to fight when they have nothing to do, and they are quite familiar with many people in the heavens and on the ground, but I guess most of them are quite annoying to them! These four old things peeked at the Queen Mother taking a bath 8,000 years ago, and were killed by the Jade Emperor, and then transferred to reincarnation and entered the underworld. By the way, who's on it? ”

I shook my head: "I don't know, I heard Wang Chongyang say, just come up with a Diao Zetian!" ”

The sky was silent for a moment, then said, "Oh! It turns out that Wang Xiaoer is up? It's good that you finally have a helper! However, I estimate that he and Diao Zetian can't kill the four monsters? ”

I said, "yes, yes, now these four old things are studying my brains?" ”

Sky: "No, it looks like we have to change our plans and connect Yin and Yang early!" ”

I laughed, "How can you connect?" Do you think that's a doorway? Knock on the door and get in? ”

Sky: "It's okay, have you forgotten our housekeeping skills, the Nine Techniques of Yin and Yang?" ”

I was stupid...... Listening to Wang Chongyang, this is an extremely awesome, extremely perverted, and extremely life-reducing exercise, do I want to master him? I asked, "You teach me?" ”

Sky: "Time is pressing, you listen carefully...... Heaven and earth, yin and yang, yin, yang, yang, yin and yang, yin and yang, yin and yang, all things live, yin and yang nine techniques, one technique through yin and yang, two techniques to understand reason, three techniques to break the world, four techniques to arise, five techniques to show the way of heaven, six techniques to turn yin and yang, seven techniques of heaven and man, eight techniques to destroy all things, nine techniques to one. These two or three numbers belong to the foundation, four, five or six techniques are benevolent means, seven or eight techniques are heavy killing, nine techniques I don't know what I mean now, you practiced the fifth technique before your death, and it is not a problem to deal with those four old monsters, now I will teach you the key to this yin and yang nine techniques! ”

I geared up: "Let's start, I can't wait!" ”

Sky: "The subtlety of the human nature of the world and the earth, the yin and yang from time to time, in ancient times, there was a great power to break the world, and there was a saying of yin and yang......"

After about ten minutes, I interjected with a yawn and said, "Wait...... Why don't I understand that? That's the mantra? ”

Sky: "No, this is the preface, you asked Ziwei Xingjun to write it back then......"

I finally couldn't help it and scolded: "You tease, when has this been, are you still reading the preface here?" Hurry up and get to the point! ”

The other party seemed a little ashamed, and said embarrassedly: "Okay, let's learn the first chapter and the first section of the first technique first...... You learn and practice! ”

I almost vomited blood and died!

The sky whispered: "The first section, nourish qi!" Qi, Ling, the root of all things, you follow my rhythm...... Call...... Suck...... Call...... Suck...... Suck...... Suck...... Suck ......"

I had to scold him: "Damn, are you teasing me?" Can you show me how you breathe so much? ...... "This scolding is five minutes, and the other party didn't fight back at all, eighty percent of them were afraid of me!"

I was scolding while organizing the language in my head, and suddenly, I realized a problem, and I was scolding him at the same time...... No gasp!

Perhaps sensing my astonishment, Sky asked me, "Did you find it?" This is Qi nourishment! We move on...... You've been here for over an hour, and it's been almost a minute outside, so hurry up! Call...... Suck...... Suck...... Qi sinks dantian, condenses in the sea of air, moves with your heart, when you sink, when you put it, you put it, and the Tao is natural...... Chapter 1, Section 2, Deflating ...... You tease, I'll let you deflate, not let you fart! …… Continue, condenser, dantian is the most important ......"

After three hours, the idiot finally finished the first chapter......

After another three hours, when the idiot had finally finished the first technique, he asked me, "Do you remember?" Try it! ”

I raised my right hand blankly, and silently recited the mantra in my heart: "Condense the qi in the dantian, run in the big and small Zhoutian, yin and yang through yin and yang, up!" ”

In an instant, I saw that my hands were red, like a red-hot soldering iron, and I hurriedly asked, "What's going on?" ”

An explanation came from the sky: "It's okay, you're not stupid enough to go home!" This first technique you practice into two or three, as long as you press your palm on the ground, the channel will appear, I think with your internal force, you can only use it once a day, at present, the channel you create can send the living to the underworld, and then bring the living up, the yin soul you can't control it for the time being, concentrate on practicing for four or five years, your channel can allow the yin soul to shuttle! ”

"What?" I was angry at the time, and after practicing for a long time, I told me that I could only operate living people in the yang world? What's the use of this? Is there anyone in the sun who can beat those four old monsters?

Seeing that I was going to scold my mother, the sky hurriedly persuaded me: "Don't worry, when you reach the third level, you can have a tie with those four blamers...... When you reach the fourth level, you can abuse them completely! ”

"Why don't you say that quickly?"