Chapter 006: Arhat
After Guan Chuling escaped, Fang Tianbao started work.
He ran to the roller shutter door first and pulled a soak of extra-long urine. Then, with a leap of his hand, he ripped off the thickest wire in the warehouse. The wire exposed the copper wire, and Fang Tianbao carefully put the torn wire on the ground. When the wire comes into contact with the urine, it immediately makes a squeaky leakage sound. Using urine to conduct electricity, this trick, Fang Tianbao will use it at a very young age.
Everything was ready, and within a few seconds, a loud bang was heard on the roller shutter, and the door opened. The three big men stepped in with one foot.
"Ah......h Two of them were stunned and were directly stunned. Before they fell, the two of them also danced a mechanical dance for a second. The fire unicorn is a little cunning, and every time, he walks behind. When he came in, he was holding a "bucket" in his hand. After his brother was electrocuted and fainted, he also crawled to his feet.
He saw the monkey lying on the ground covered in blood, and immediately knew that something had happened. So, the fire unicorn pulled out its legs and ran. Fang Tianbao picked up the machete, and the wind chased him out. The fire unicorn ran all the way to a bridge.
The north wind was howling, and the fire unicorn stood on the bridge, looking at the rolling river under the bridge, but after a slight hesitation, a gust of wind swept past his left ear.
"Ah......" The fire qilin did not look back, covered the remaining half of his ears, jumped for life, and jumped into the turbulent river.
"Count your mother as a loach, slip ...... fast" Fang Tianbao finished speaking, and kicked the bloody thing on the bridge into the river with one kick.
The bloody thing was half of the ears of the fire unicorn.
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The sun is shining high, and the sky is cloudless.
At half past three in the afternoon, in the office building of No. 4 Middle School, the teachers were busy one by one. The homeroom teacher of the first class of the second year of high school, Mr. Mao. drove his Chery QQ, and as soon as he arrived at the school gate, he was stopped by Diao Deyi, the head of the security section.
Diao Deyi, formerly known as Jiao Deyi. Because he is too arrogant, everyone calls him Diao Deyi. In addition to being the head of the security section of the No. 4 Middle School, Diao Deyi is also the principal's brother-in-law. It is said that before he became the head of the security section, he also squatted on the trumpet. The reason is that he peeked at a junior high school girl taking a shower downstairs in his house. When peeking in, he asked the girl's parents to arrest her. Diao De was arrogant, he was arrested, and he also hurt people, and beat the parent to a serious injury. If it weren't for Principal Huang's departure, Diao Deyi would still be eating mustard in the number now.
"Lao Diao, what are you going to make trouble again? Do you want me to park in that carport again? "Teacher Mao is not happy today. Early in the morning, his car was punctured by a tire. I went to the repair shop to change a tire, and it was gone for hundreds of dollars. Now, Diao Deyi came to embarrass him again.
Diao Deyi is a villain. He usually looks down on Mr. Mao when he sees him coming to work with QQ, and he makes things difficult for him again and again. Every time, he asked Mr. Mao to park the car in the dilapidated carport. The carport in No. 4 is really no different from a cowshed. In addition to cobwebs, there are dead rats, cockroaches, and poop.
Last time, Mr. Mao parked his car there. As a result, when I got home, there was a used Durex in the car. That Durex, who had been cut into a knot by a thousand knives, hung like snot on his fender. Just because of the unknown origin of Durex, Mr. Mao couldn't explain clearly. Therefore, his tough wife forcibly blocked him for two months. In these two black months, Mr. Mao relied on vulgar movies to survive to this day.
"Lao Mao, it's useless to talk more, your car must be parked in the shed!" Diao De smoked soft China. As he spoke, he deliberately turned the cigarette label in one direction so that Mr. Mao could see it clearly.
"Lao Diao, don't look down on people. Ten years in the east of the river, ten years in the west of the river. Why can't my car park here? Look, isn't Director Liu's car also here? "Director Liu mentioned by Teacher Mao is the director of the Political and Educational Office of the No. 4 Middle School, Liu Zhiqiang. Liu Zhiqiang is a guy who likes to slap horses. Because, Diao Deyi is the principal's brother-in-law. Therefore, Director Liu was very close to him. Oh, and also, Director Liu drove an Audi Q5 today.
"Lao Mao, when you're old, don't be angry. When I say I can't stop, I just can't stop. Anyway, I'm still a security chief. Director Liu's car can be parked because he is also a middle-level school. Administratively speaking, he and I are both on the same level. "Diao Deyi's implication is that your old hair is a slug.
"What bullshit mid-layer? Isn't it just because, Director Liu's is Q5, and mine is QQ......? "When the two of them were fighting, it happened that Principal Huang came. Principal Huang, although he is Diao Deyi's brother-in-law. But he also hates this brother-in-law. However, Principal Huang is a strict wife. All along, he didn't dare to do anything to this brother-in-law.
However, Principal Huang still admires Teacher Mao. Mr. Mao is not only professional, but also honest and kind.
"Xiao Mao, don't be like him. Today, it is true that parking here is no longer possible. Because, in the afternoon, we still have a commendation meeting. Guan Weimin and Vice Mayor Guan will also attend in person. Therefore, we have to prepare these parking spaces for the city leaders. Principal Huang pulled Teacher Mao aside, and his tone was very pertinent.
"Commendation conference? In the afternoon, isn't it the opening ceremony? Why did it change to a commendation meeting again? ”
"That's right, speaking of this commendation conference, you also have credit!" When Principal Huang said this, Teacher Mao was even more confused. For so many years, Mr. Mao has been diligent and diligent in No. 4 Middle School, and he has worked hard and is almost to the end of his fucking spring silkworms. However, he has not even been rated as an excellent teacher at the fart level.
"This time, the object of our commendation is your classmates in the first class of high school. Like, it's a classmate with the surname Fang! "The principal always has a smile on his face when he speaks. To be honest, the principal has not been praised by the leaders of the municipal party committee for a long time.
The school of No. 4 Middle School is an obscure garbage middle school. Every year, the students who can be admitted to the second book here are just like the national treasure panda, which is pitiful. It wasn't until last year, after Guan Chuling went to school, that the fourth middle school was rated as a key district. Therefore, when he thought that Vice Mayor Guan was going to come to No. 4 Middle School, Principal Huang was like being beaten with chicken blood.
"...... surnamed Fang?" Teacher Mao thought to himself, could it be Principal Huang who made a mistake.
"You can't be wrong. It's your sophomore class. The young man's surname is Fang, and it is said that there are two more hits, one to fight four. And, do you know who he saved? "Although Principal Huang is old, he still likes to sell cuteness.
"Who, so awesome?"
"Tell you what. This classmate Fang has rescued Mayor Xu's daughter! When Principal Huang solved the mystery, it was like lifting the lid of a steamer, and his face was steaming.
"Ah...... You mean, Guan Chuling was kidnapped? "Teacher Mao's mouth is already big. He was so surprised that he scared Principal Huang back a few steps.
In No. 4 Middle School, who the fuck doesn't know Guan Chuling? Not to mention that it was between classmates, it was the teachers and school leaders, who usually saw Guan Chuling, and they all nodded and asked her "have you eaten" first.
"Yes, this classmate Fang is the treasure of your class, and it is also the treasure of our fourth middle school. Xiao Mao, in the future, you should strengthen the construction of students' fine work style and morality. Although our No. 4 middle school cannot cultivate batches of brand-name college students. However, we can still cultivate batches of moral and exemplary elites......" Principal Huang looked into the distance, showing that he had a dream.
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To be honest, Teacher Mao felt chilled when he looked at Principal Huang. In terms of school spirit and discipline like the fourth middle school, let alone cultivating moral models. can be regarded as making outstanding contributions to the country by a few people like Diao Deyi.
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"Surname Fang? There is no such person......" After Principal Huang left, Teacher Mao sat in the QQ car, constantly thinking. Finally, before he was about to reach the carport full of and duck, he thought of the answer.
"Oh my God, it can't be that new Fang Tianbao, right......?" When he thought of Fang Tianbao, Mr. Mao felt a shudder. , how could such a wonderful classmate be assigned to the class I led?
When he hung up the handbrake, Mr. Mao felt that his hands were shaking. It is said that this Fang Tianbao was transferred from his job. He spent two months of his summer vacation in prison.
In this city, when it comes to work, everyone understands it. Just like back then, when it came to Shanghai Tang, you knew the Axe Gang. Basically, the most bizarre and backward students in the city are gathered in the middle of the job.
Once, Teacher Mao substituted for a female teacher in the middle of the job. Every time I think of that substitute teaching experience, Mr. Mao has palpitations. That time, Teacher Mao had only been in class for fifteen minutes, and then he asked a student to hit it with a stick. The reason was that the classmate was dozing off and drooling on the table, and Mr. Mao gently threw him with a chalk head.
It stands to reason that students doze off and teachers hit them with chalk heads, isn't this a matter of course? Unexpectedly, the dozing classmate, after being hit by the chalk head, actually stood up and had to pick up the teacher with a stick. His reason was that he was dreaming just now, and he dreamed that he was going to open a room with Fan Bingbing. And Mr. Mao's sinful chalk head has ruined all his dreams. In other words, one of Mr. Mao's chalk heads caused his Fan Bingbing to run away.
Thinking of the classmate who dozed off, and the classmate who dreamed of opening a room with Fan Bingbing, Teacher Mao was a little afraid. However, when he thought of Fang Tianbao, who transferred from the job, Teacher Mao wanted to commit suicide even more.
In the seven-day chain hotel, the female middle school teacher named Teacher Mao's substitute teacher was lying under Teacher Mao, panting and saying to Teacher Mao that when Fang Tianbao was in the job, he was the "Arhat" there.
Regarding the word "Luohan", Mr. Mao has also heard it. It's nothing more than that: a fighter in a rooster, a gangster in a gangster. Teacher Mao also heard that before Fang Tianbao came to No. 4 Middle School, he was still in prison for two months.
Fang Tianbao was arrested and sent to squat, which is roughly like this: One day, a group of little hooligans outside went to make trouble at work. As a result, Fang Tianbao happened to be carrying a rice bowl and wearing slippers, and he was going to the canteen to eat. Those little gangsters were originally unaccustomed to Fang Tianbao. This time, the narrow road met.
More than a dozen thugs surrounded Fang Tianbao in an instant. There were knives and sticks around, and Fang Tianbao was alone, holding only an aluminum lunch box in his hand. After the thugs surrounded him, they knew that Fang Tianbao was a hard bone, and no one dared to be the first to eat crabs. The eldest brother who took the lead couldn't stand it, so he set an example. Unexpectedly, Fang Tianbao kicked him to the ground on the spot. Then, he raised his hand again, and directly used the aluminum lunch box in his hand to shave the boss's nose.
Oh my God, the thought of the boss who had his nose shaved off made Mr. Mao's palms break out in a cold sweat.
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