Chapter 005: Heroes Save Rice
"Okay, ruthless enough, first move!" After speaking, Fang Tianbao took a Bruce Lee horse step.
"It's up to you, and you also want to be a hero to save Mi ......?" As soon as the monkey was in a hurry, he said that "heroes save beauty" became "heroes save rice". After speaking, the monkey held the knife again and rushed towards Fang Tianbao. This time, the monkey's waist and horse are one, the waist is strong, and the blade is vivid. With this knife, the monkey wants to take Fang Tianbao's warp neck. It seems that it makes sense for the fire unicorn to let the monkey stay. This kid is ruthless and deadly.
"Little ......" This time, without waiting for Guan Chuling to say the word "heart", Fang Tianbao had already turned to the side and dissolved the monkey's "throat sealing knife".
"Two moves...... Fang Tianbao turned his head and winked at Guan Chu Ling.
"Nima, should it be a martial arts competition? Okay, I'd like to see if you can jump a few times......" The monkey saw that the two knives failed, and the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry. Slashing people with knives, that's what this kind of rough work is. If you can't hurt the other person with two knives in a row, the person who holds the knife will have weak legs. The monkey was in a hurry, but he was not weak. This time, he planned to attack Fang Tianbao's next three lanes.
I saw him holding a machete and pressing it hard. Then, flip your wrist and point the blade upwards and lift it up. The blade, like the moon fishing for the moon, slashed through a strange reverse parabola and slashed towards Fang Tianbao's crotch.
"I'm grass, fortunately, Lao Tzu can shrink the yang into the abdomen. Otherwise, you will be split into Fang Gonggong......" Fang Tianbao split his legs and jumped high. Then, he used a standard "boy worshipping the Buddha" to dissolve the monkey's "submarine egg" again.
"Wow......" Even Guan Chuling couldn't help but scream.
"Boy, the crotch guard is good, then let you taste it again......" The monkey just wanted to come again. Unexpectedly, Fang Tianbao made a "stop" posture.
"What, what?" The monkey was stunned by his trouble.
"What? What do you say? Now, the three moves have passed, and it's my turn to go to the field. After speaking, Fang Tianbao lifted the steel pipe in his hand and poked it directly at the monkey's crotch.
"Ah...... "The monkey originally used a knife to protect his crotch. Unexpectedly, Fang Tianbao's move just now turned out to be a false move.
Just listening to the sound of "dang", the monkey's head, like a big watermelon smashed by a golden hoop stick, bloomed. Watermelons bloom, Shandandan flowers bloom red and gorgeous. Pillars of blood, like red bugs, crawled out of the monkey's hair. Two seconds later, the blood bugs were crawling all over half of the monkey's face. The monkey felt a chill on the top of his head, and when he reached out and touched it, it was full of blood.
"Big brother spare your life!" Seeing that he had hung the prize, the monkey pounced and knelt on the ground.
", let you make three moves, but you can't catch any moves. With this craft, dare to play kidnapping? Do you dare to play in front of my girlfriend? Fang Tianbao raised his leg and kicked it in the monkey's face.
"Ah......", the monkey fell down, his feet twitched, his mouth foamed, and he was directly cheated to death.
"Damn, pretending to be dead is such an amateur, phew!" Fang Tianbao spat on the monkey's face.
"Let's go, daughter-in-law, we have to find a way to get out......" Fang Tianbao pulled Guan Chuling up. Unexpectedly, Guan Chuling shook his hand hard.
"Hey, why are you not leaving? It's full of urine smells. Unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law's taste is quite heavy......" Fang Tianbao pulled her, but she didn't pull it yet.
"It's okay to go with you, don't call someone's daughter-in-law at every turn. To be clear, I don't know you well! Guan Chuling wanted to kick him, but her legs were weak.
"Yes, yes, my fault. Let me introduce myself first, handsome guy, my name is Fang Tianbao. Fang Shiyu's square, the treasure of the baby. It's okay if it's not cooked now, as the saying goes, once ripe and twice born! ”
"Fang Tianbao, you are wrong. It's supposed to be 'once born, twice cooked', right? ”
"That's right. Let's take the two of us as an example, if they are not cooked, how can they be born? If you give birth, who will raise it? As soon as Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he was kicked by Guan Chuling.
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Fang Tianbao had just climbed down from the roof. So, they had to climb out through the skylight on the roof.
"Try it and see if you can climb up." As he spoke, Fang Tianbao moved the computer desk to a suitable position.
"Will it work?" Guan Chuling stepped on the computer desk, feeling like a seesaw.
"No problem. Hold your breath, sink your breath, and lift your chest and buttocks. Then, with a lifetime jump, you're free. ”
"So, you're down there, do you have to hold on?" Although Guan Chuling is 1.68 meters tall, she has long legs and a thin waist. However, when she jumped on the computer desk, she had to take Fang Tianbao's hand. Fang Tianbao did not waste this precious opportunity to rub oil. In addition to grabbing her waist with his hand, he also pretended to be careless and touched her round buttocks.
Well, it feels really good.
"Hey, you have to hold on!" The daughter of the deputy mayor is used to talking to people in a commanding tone.
"Don't worry, my Gege! I'm holding on tightly! The "below" that Fang Tianbao said is not the same as the "below" that Guan Chuling said.
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"Well, Miss Ben is out of the way!" Guan Chuling exhaled, and then jumped lightly. Her graceful body was launched upwards like Chang'e-1.
"Ah......h Because of her lack of strength, although she reached the beam, she still fell off the computer desk.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay......" Fang Tianbao stretched out his hand and caught her from below.
"Oh my god, I'm scared to death! No, no, I can't go up...... Ah, oh my God, there are spiders, there are spiders......" Guan Chuling saw a spider. That's right, in that corner, there's a big spider's web. In the spider web, there is a black spider the size of a hairy crab. Fang Tianbao flew up and kicked the big spider like a hairy crab into a photo. Guan Chuling was overly frightened, and unconsciously, her whole person was hanging on Fang Tianbao.
"It's okay, it's okay, the spider is not afraid, the spider is not afraid, there is me, there is me!" Fang Tianbao put his left hand around her buttocks, touched her chest with his right hand, and kept comforting her.
"What's all right? Let go, nasty, stinky rascal! As soon as Guan Chuling said this, Fang Tianbao reacted. It turns out that the way he comforts girls like this is not right. It is a serious misconduct.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention......" Fang Tianbao pretended to blush. Guan Chuling pushed him away, her face was really red. You must know that just now, Fang Tianbao took away her touch. Guan Chuling has grown so big, no boy dares to do this kind of poisonous and salty pig hand to her. Fang Tianbao, Fang Tianbao, you bastard. Guan Chuling was angry in her heart, but she couldn't say it.
After eating the tofu, for a few seconds, the atmosphere was still slightly awkward......
"Hey, actually, you're almost successful just now!" Fang Tianbao coughed. In my heart, I am actually still reminiscing about the feeling just now. At this moment, a voice of speech was faintly heard from a long distance. Oops, it's the fire unicorn They finished eating the "bucket" and were about to come back.
"There's no way, that's the only way!" As he spoke, Fang Tianbao squatted down and took a steady step.
"Hey, what are you going to do?" Guan Chuling didn't know what this stinky rascal was going to do.
"Gege, come on, there's no time......"
"You mean, let me step on your head?" Guan Chuling saw him squatting and was at a loss.
"What are you doing with your head? Small heads and big heads, no one is allowed to step on! ”
"If you don't step on your head, what do you want me to do?"
"Did you ever ride your father's horse when you were a kid?" Fang Tianbao summoned with his hand and motioned for her to be polite.
"Ah, that's it......" The situation is urgent, and Guan Chuling can't take care of her eldest lady's demeanor. She hesitated for a moment, then brushed aside her thighs and sat directly on Fang Tianbao's neck.
Ah, it smells so good......!
The moment Guan Chuling sat up, Fang Tianbao felt a lack of oxygen that he had never felt before.
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"Hey, can you do it......?" Guan Chuling rode a boy's horse for the first time, and it was a bit cold from the heights.
"Absolutely assured! My skills are the top names in the acrobatic troupe. Fang Tianbao squatted, then "got up", and got on the computer desk steadily.
"Hey, did you practice kung fu when you were a kid?"
"Of course I practiced, it's still a child's skill." As he spoke, Fang Tianbao had already grabbed her little waist with both hands. In other words, it is really a superb waist, slender and powerful, tactful and elastic.
"...... Start"
Fang Tianbao shouted, and Guan Chuling's body was lifted up by him. Guan Chuling grabbed the beam of the house with both hands, and with Fang Tianbao's huge support, she easily went to the roof.
Now. Guan Chuling, as long as she jumps, she will be safe. Even if the kidnappers wanted to chase them, they would have to go around in a big circle.
"Hey, classmate Fang, come up too......" It seems that Guan Chuling is still a good comrade who drinks water and does not forget to dig wells.
"Forget it, you go first. I'll come after I've cleaned up those bastards. Oh, by the way, I've already called the police. It won't be long before the 110 car will pick you up. You'll have to testify to me then. In today's society, if you help an old lady cross the road, you will go bankrupt. I don't want to do a good deed and give the court a sentence......"
Fang Tianbao did not choose to leave.
He jumped off the table and scoured a bag of white sand from the monkey who had pretended to be dead. The white sand smoke was in his mouth, and after it was lit, wisps of green smoke rose to the roof bewitchingly and seeped into Guan Chuling's nose. At that moment, Guan Chuling, who was standing on the roof, suddenly felt that the cigarette was very fragrant, and his appearance was also very cool. Although, before this, Guan Chuling was the boy who hated smoking the most.
"Hey, classmate, if you don't leave, it's too late......" Guan Chuling didn't know what to say for a while.
"It's okay, I think it'll be them. Oh, by the way, Guan Chuling, is it convenient to leave a phone call! Fang Tianbao spat out several smoke rings at her as he spoke. Fang Tianbao seems to be really an old smoking gun. He exhaled smoke rings, four circles connected to form an Audi logo.
The two men hurriedly exchanged phone numbers.
Then, Fang Tianbao also knew that she was not only in the fourth middle school, but also in the second year of high school, in the same grade as Fang Tianbao.
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