This situation is actually quite normal, it is nothing more than a simple psychological application, and the pheasant is obviously very good and professional!

Seeing people's reactions, the pheasant was very proud and shouted loudly: "Have you bought five hundred and one Chinese medicine expert numbers?" ”

"Five hundred is too expensive, can it be cheaper?"

The pheasant heard the sound and looked over, and a young man came to him with a beautiful girl.

The young man's appearance pheasant is not in the mood to pay attention, but the girl pulled by the man is really a big beauty, which makes the pheasant's eyes shine!

However, compared with beauties, pheasants care more about money, if you have money, are you worried about not finding beauties?

"Dude, just five hundred expert numbers, love it or not!" The pheasant's answer was decisive, and there was no room for bargaining.

There is no doubt that the young man is naturally Hua Bing, and the beautiful girl he is pulling is of course Xu Mingming.

Hearing the pheasant's refusal, Hua Bing showed a somewhat embarrassed expression and said: "Five hundred is really too expensive, it only costs fifty yuan to register at the window, and you have increased tenfold all of a sudden." ”

"Now you know it's expensive? I just sold it for 200 yuan, who do you want to rely on? The pheasant squinted at Hua Bing and said coldly.

"Cheaper, or two hundred?" Hua Bing asked tentatively.

"If you say five hundred, you can not afford it~one~book~read~small~say~ybdu, get out of the way!" The pheasant waved his hand impatiently.

A kind aunt came to Hua Bing's side, pulled him, and persuaded: "Young man, don't be fooled, these ticket sellers have a dark heart, if we don't buy it, he will sell it cheaply after a while." ”

When the pheasant heard this, he was not happy, and said loudly: "You old fellow still dare to fan the flames? Now it's six hundred! ”

"Old lady, don't talk!" Someone started a fire at the aunt.

"That's right, if you don't buy it, don't make a sound, what if it goes up to 1,000 yuan?"

"Where is the old lady, you can't afford it and you won't let others buy it?"

Everyone, you say, I say, the object of the siege has changed from the pheasant to the aunt who persuaded the Chinese soldiers, so that the aunt is very aggrieved, she is obviously helping you to speak, why did you become yourself instead of a human being?

The aunt was trembling with anger, she couldn't say a word, she felt that she couldn't say anything in her chest, her face was flushed, and she was about to faint.

Hua Bing hurriedly patted the aunt's back, and quietly used internal qi to help her smooth out the messy breath.

Seeing that Auntie's face improved, Hua Bing asked, "Auntie, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, I just didn't mention it just now, but now it's okay." The aunt patted her chest with her hand and said with palpitations.

It may be that the aunt thinks Hua Bing is a good person, and then persuaded: "Young man, I don't care about them, but you listen to me, you can't buy anything at this high price!" Why is it that when the hospital registers fifty, it becomes five hundred when you go to him? The money of our ordinary people is not blown by the wind! ”

"Old lady, you're not done, aren't you?" The pheasant listened to her words clearly, and glared angrily as if he was about to come up and beat someone.

Seeing that a business is about to be completed, this old lady has to come up to stir up the situation, is it simply delaying her way to make money?

If you want to say the doorway in the resale, the pheasant knows better than anyone else, as long as one person is willing to buy at a high price, the others will be 100% unable to sit still, and when the time comes, there will be a second one, and you are worried that the high-priced number in your hand will not be sold?

A little bit at his feet, Hua Bing turned around and blocked in front of the aunt, and Xu Mingming came from behind to support the aunt.

"Don't do it, if you have something to say, what is the majesty of your competition with the old man?" Hua Bing persuaded.

The pheasant was just trying to scare him, and he didn't mean to do anything about it, after all, this is a hospital.

When he saw Hua Bing coming up to persuade him, he stopped doing it, but said: "Dude, don't listen to this old lady's nonsense, although I sell it at a high price, this Chinese medicine expert number is indeed worth this price!" ”

"Oh? How? Hua Bingjue looked at the pheasant with interest.

He really wanted to know why a fifty dollar expert account was worth a high price?

Hearing Hua Bing's question, the pheasant understood that this kid was about to take the bait, so he quickly explained, and said, "Do you know who the Chinese medicine expert in the First Hospital of Zhonghai City is?" ”

"Yes, Hua Bing." Hua Bing said, how could he not know who the person sitting in the clinic was? Of course, it's yourself!

"That's right, it's Dr. Hua Bing!" The pheasant took out his mobile phone, pointed to the news on it, and said, "See, this Hua Bing doctor is the successor of Hua Tuo!" ”

"I know he's a descendant of Hua Tuo, so what?" Hua Bing shrugged his shoulders and said that he did not feel anything unusual about the news.

"Dude, are you stupid?"

The pheasant looked at Hua Bing as if he was an alien and said, "Hua Tuo's descendant! Hua Tuo, do you know who it is? That's a famous doctor in ancient China! ”

"I know that, too." Hua Bing looked at him blankly, Hua Tuo is a famous doctor, is the expert number valuable?

The pheasant was about to be driven crazy by him, and he organized the language for a long time, and said, "Second Master Guan you know, right? We all worship Guan Erye, and Hua Tuo's divine doctor treated Guan Erye, what is it called...... I want to think about it...... Bone cutting to heal injuries, yes, it is bone cutting to heal injuries! ”

"Big brother, that's called scraping bones to heal injuries......" Hua Bing looked at him helplessly, with this IQ, he really should let Hua Tuo treat his injuries!

"Okay, then scrape the bones and heal the wounds!" The pheasant waved his hand indifferently and said: "It doesn't matter if you dig bones to heal injuries or scrape bones to heal injuries, anyway, Guan Erye was cured by him in the end, do you say that this Hua Tuo divine doctor is not powerful?" ”

"It's amazing!" Hua Bing nodded seriously, as if he agreed with what he said.

"That's right! Hua Tuo's divine doctor is so powerful, even Guan Erye can cure him, and his heirs must be also powerful! The pheasant said as a matter of course.

"But Hua Tuo's descendants are not Hua Tuo." Hua Bing said with a frown.

"Yes, I understand, but we are not Second Master Guan either! Guan Erye is an immortal, Hua Tuo can be cured, we are all mortals, Hua Tuo's descendants are enough! Besides, Hua Tuo, who can cure the immortals, his descendants will definitely not be too bad. ”

"Don't say it, there is still some truth in what you said!" Hua Bing said thoughtfully.

With a snap, the pheasant snapped his fingers and said proudly: "So, since it is a descendant of Hua Tuo, do you think this expert number is worth 600 yuan a piece?" To tell you the truth, I sell it with my teeth on the edge of my teeth for 600 yuan, and if I take it outside, someone will ask for 6,000 yuan a piece! I thought it would be difficult for everyone to come to see a doctor, so I would sell it cheaper! ”

"Oh, then we really blame you, it turns out that you are all thinking about everyone!" Hua Bing said in surprise.

"What is necessary, what is necessary!" The pheasant patted his chest and said: "Dude, I see that you are also a member of all aspects of society, we are destined, if you want an expert number, I still have the same price just now, five hundred sheets, how about it?" ”

Hua Bing instantly became entangled again, shook his head and said: "Five hundred is really too expensive, I am a child in a poor mountainous area, I can't afford it." ”

"Come on, buddy, don't tease." The pheasant looked at Hua Bing with disdain, and said with a smile: "I still have a bit of vision, your clothes are McWall's, right?" If you don't say anything, you have to pay one or two thousand, and five hundred yuan is too expensive? ”

Hua Bing showed embarrassment, leaned over to his side and whispered, "My girlfriend bought it for me, and I used it to support the scene." You said that it's not a problem for me to spend my girlfriend's money as a big man, so I thought I would pay for it when I brought her to see a doctor this time. ”

"Oh, that's right, understand!" The pheasant suddenly showed a suddenly realized expression and asked, "Then it's cheaper, four hundred yuan, how about it?" ”

"Can it be cheaper?" Hua Bing asked very embarrassed.

"Three hundred and five!" Pheasant said.

"It's still a bit expensive...... Hua Bing said.

The pheasant looked at Hua Bing's appearance, and couldn't help but remember that he was still a stinky ** silk day, and he sympathized with him and bit hard, and said: "For the sake of our fate, three hundred yuan!" ”

Hua Bing still shook his head.

"Damn, that's the same as just now, two hundred! Fuck, my pheasant is kind for the first time! The pheasant shouted.

"Two hundred dollars a piece?" Hua Bing asked.

"That's right, two hundred, this is already the lowest price!" The pheasant said very reluctantly, but his heart has long been happy, you are two hundred, he is two hundred, two hundred and then two hundred, today is considered to be rich!

"I can't afford it, it's still expensive." Hua Bing shook his head.

"Dude, you're here to smash the field, aren't you? Have fun with my pheasant? The pheasant scolded loudly.

I have lowered the original price, this guy still dares to say that it is expensive, can I still sell it to him for a hundred yuan?

A hundred yuan is definitely not good, not to mention that he can't make much money after the handover, the key is that his initial price is 200 yuan, if it is cheaper, won't what he just said become a fart?

Talking becomes a fart, where is the face of the pheasant? How will you continue to mix in the ticket world in the future? Do the brothers under his hands still regard him as the boss?

"Don't be angry, I'm really short on money." Hua Bing hurriedly explained.

"Then how much do you say you can buy?" The pheasant was so crumbling by him that he gritted his teeth and asked.

I've seen someone who can bargain, but I've never seen someone who can bargain like this, and it's still a bargain with a ticket seller.

Hua Bing thought for a while, stretched out a finger, and said seriously: "One piece!" ”

"A piece? I'll fuck your big watermelon! "The pheasant directly burst into a foul mouth, the hospital's registration fee is fifty, you come up to the whole piece, fifty times cheaper than the hospital, when I am a group purchase?

But group buying isn't that cheap, is it? This has clearly gone beyond the meaning of group buying, and has directly become a robbery!