As a new youth in the 21st century, the group purchase of this thing pheasant is not less playful, the lowest I have seen is a five or six discount, according to this kid's calculation, fifty to a piece, how much discount is this? Pheasants go to school less, it really can't be counted!

"Not for a dollar?" Hua Bing asked persistently, as if he had decided that the pheasant would definitely sell for a dollar.

"Not for sale! Get out of here, you poor bitch! "The pheasant really wants to hit someone this time.

"You don't sell, I'll sell!"

Hua Bing laughed and shouted loudly to the crowd: "One dollar can hang the expert number of Dr. Hua Bing, all come to me to sign up, there are only thirty places!" ”

Hua Bing shouted happily and confidently, and showed his charming smile.

It's a pity that everyone is motionless, looking at him like an idiot.

"Didn't anyone sign up?" Hua Bing shouted for a long time and no one paid attention to him, and asked embarrassedly.

"Haha......" The pheasant laughed violently and said, "I thought you were here to smash the field, and you came to be funny for a long time!" It seems that you didn't take your girlfriend to see a doctor at all, it was your girlfriend who took you to see a mentally retarded person, right? ”

Hua Bing glanced at him and turned his gaze back to the crowd, and said sincerely: "What I said is true, Dr. Hua Bing's expert number is only one dollar!" ”

"Neurotic, huh?"

"He thinks he's 'one' reading 'novels' ybdu is the dean, and he says that one dollar is one dollar?"

"The dean doesn't have this right, and the price is fixed."

"Beauty, bring your mentally retarded boyfriend home!"

There were constant sarcastic and ridiculing voices from the crowd, and it was obvious that they couldn't stand it anymore. I thought there was a young man who came to stand up for them, but it turned out to be a nervous disorder.

was named, Xu Mingming had no choice but to stand up, pointed at Hua Bing and said, "What he said is true." ”

"Okay, okay, can you two leave quickly, I'll give you an expert number, right?" The pheasant reluctantly took out an expert number and handed it to Hua Bing.

He really doesn't know what to do, he has been a ticket seller for several years, and this is the first time he has been convinced by others, sincerely!

If this little couple continues to make trouble, the pheasant doesn't know what will happen next, and the business will not be done?

He also thought about selling these expert numbers in his hand as soon as possible, and took the money to take his brothers to drink!

"I don't want it." Hua Bing didn't take the expert number he handed over, and said: "Only those who sign up with me can see a doctor today, and your expert number has been invalidated." ”

"I'll fuck your big watermelon! Shameless for face, isn't it? If you don't want it, I won't give it yet! The pheasant was furious, and he felt insulted! And it's an insult from a retarded person!

Why did the pheasant choose to nickname himself "pheasant" when he debuted?

It's because this name is his favorite movie in which his favorite actor plays the role!

Pheasant, as soon as he heard it, he was very domineering, what Chen Haonan was garbage in his mind, only Brother Pheasant was the most powerful!

But today, the things he sent out by the pheasant were actually looked down upon by a retarded person, how is this not an insult?

Resisting the urge to hit people, the pheasant no longer paid attention to Hua Bing, but shouted to the crowd, saying: "It's still two hundred expert numbers, buy it quickly if you want it!" ”

Many people finally moved, and surrounded the pheasant, but they were afraid that after a while, the pheasant would become five hundred and fifty, and the gain would outweigh the loss.

Seeing this scene, Hua Bing shook his head helplessly, feeling a little lost, and the mood that he originally wanted to play treasure suddenly dissipated without a trace.

Why are there so many people who are deceived now, and it's not because there is a big problem in people's minds? If you want to discuss it in depth, many phenomena in society have a big reason for this, which is enough to involve a nation or even a country!

"Enough!"

Hua Bing shouted, attracting everyone's eyes to him.

"Don't buy it, I said, today's expert number is all invalid, and those who want to see a doctor come to me to sign up!" Hua Bing said in a deep voice with a cold face.

"Stupid~!" I don't know who scolded loudly.

Immediately afterwards, all kinds of sarcastic or humiliating words followed, all kinds of strange and strange things without repeating them!

It must be admitted that Chinese is indeed a broad and profound language, and even scolding people can scold tricks.

However, Hua Bing remained motionless in the face of their voices, and said firmly: "If you want to see a doctor, come to me to register!" ”

"Young man, I'll sign up!"

The aunt who had dissuaded Hua Bing before said, took out a piece of money and stuffed it into his hand.

I don't know if my aunt really wants to sign up here with Hua Bing, or if she wants to comfort him when Hua Bing is too pitiful.

"Okay, auntie, you're number one." Hua Bing smiled at his aunt, and then asked, "Is there anyone else who has signed up?" ”

Seeing this, Xu Mingming quickly ran to the guidance desk to get paper and pen, and began to record the name and age of the aunt.

The pheasant glared, pushed everyone away and walked in front of Hua Bing, and said viciously, "Have you had enough?" When you've had enough, get out of here, and don't make me beat you! Who do you think you are? You say that my expert number is invalid, and it will be invalidated? You said you signed up here? Are you the king of heaven? ”

"I'm not the king of heaven, but I have the final say in this matter." Hua Bing looked at him bravely, without showing the slightest timidity.

How could a Chinese soldier with inner qi be afraid of a small ruffian who scalped tickets?

"You have the right word? Are you the director of the hospital? Hehe. The pheasant laughed, he couldn't put on a fierce look, he felt that the mentally handicapped brother in front of him was really stupid and cute, and the whole thing was funny.

"I'm not the dean either." Hua Bing said.

"You are neither the king of heaven nor the director of the hospital, why do you have the final say?" The pheasant scoffed.

This time, without waiting for Hua Bing to speak, Xu Mingming glanced at the pheasant coldly and said, "Just because he is Hua Bing." ”

"Haha......" the pheasant laughed unscrupulously: "Hua Bing is that green onion?" 'Just because he is a Chinese soldier', as if he is very domineering, Hua Bing...... Ha ha...... Hua Bing?! ”

The smile on the pheasant's face froze suddenly.

The person who had mocked Hua Bing before was suddenly stunned.

Hua Bing, isn't he the expert who sits in the clinic, the successor of Hua Tuo?

"Are you really a Chinese soldier?" The pheasant asked in disbelief.

"That's right, I'm Hua Bing." Hua Bing said in a deep voice.

"Yes, he is Hua Bing, I have seen his photo!" A person suddenly raised his mobile phone, and the screen of the mobile phone was a photo of Hua Bing at the press conference.

"Ah, he's really a Chinese soldier!"

"He is the heir of Huatuo, it is him, it is him!"

After a while, everyone recognized that this guy who had always been regarded as mentally retarded by them was actually the doctor Hua Bing they came to see a doctor!

A woman with glasses quickly ran to Xu Mingming's side and said loudly: "Quick, I'll sign up, I'll sign up!" As she spoke, she kept rummaging through a dollar in her bag.

With such a leader, the others reacted, where is the time of surprise? Now the focus is on getting ahead and signing up!

Before, they had heard Hua Bing say very clearly, the number of people who signed up was only thirty, but there were at least fifty or sixty people present, if they went late, there would be no place!

In an instant, the scene became a little chaotic, and the crowd flocked to Xu Mingming like a tide, frightening her pretty little face.

"Line up for me!" Hua Bing kept a straight face and shouted again, "The old man first, the woman first, the man goes to the back!" ”

Seeing Hua Bing's such a tough momentum, everyone obediently began to line up according to his words, no way, who made the family a doctor to see the doctor?

"Dude, I didn't see it, but I played with my pheasant." The pheasant's face was very gloomy.

At first, he thought that Hua Bing was sent by other ticket dealers gangs to smash the field, but it turned out to be Hua Bing with his name printed on the expert.

This guy didn't disclose his identity at first, and he had to make a bargaining process, which made the pheasant very unhappy, and he was clearly playing with himself!

"Ticket sellers like you have to rectify it, otherwise, you are too rampant." Hua Bing said lukewarmly, his meaning is obvious, I am just playing with you!

The pheasant had fire in his heart, but it was not good to vent in public, and said: "Dude, I admit it this time, but don't be too bad." There are fifteen people on your side, and fifteen people on my side, and the money I earn is divided into three or seven for the two of us, and you are three and I are seven, how about it? ”

"Not good." Hua Bing shook his head.

The pheasant thought for a while and said, "Four-six is always okay, right?" You're four, I'm six! After all, I paid for this expert number, and you can't let me lose too much, can you? ”

Hua Bing still shook his head and said, "I'm not saying that your method of dividing money is not good, I mean that the method of dividing people is not good." ”

"That's a refusal?" The pheasant narrowed its eyes, giving it a sense of danger.

"Obviously, I'm just refusing." Hua Bing said.

"Okay." The pheasant shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "I hope you pay attention when you get off work, don't accidentally break your arms and legs, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes!" ”

"You threaten me?" Hua Bing was happy, he liked others to threaten him the most, because every time someone threatened him, nothing would end well.

"Obviously, I'm threatening." The pheasant learned Hua Bing's sentence just now and said: "After all, your ancestor is also a miracle doctor who saved Guan Erye, if you are injured, Guan Erye will be sad, and I will also be sad." ”

"Hey......" Hua Bing sighed deeply, and said helplessly: "You talk about you, threaten it, threaten it, and you have to threaten it so sensationally, why am I embarrassed not to agree to your request?" ”