【169】 Lord Araya
Nanke opens the [Brain Theater], in order to think about the "Descendants of the Dragon" and other issues, there are too many things related to dragons in the world, such as dragon girls, dragon boats, Totoro, and dragon balls...... Especially after speculating that the primitive people of Zhoukoudian may have been born with dragons, Nanke felt that the word "dragon gate" was no longer directly visible.
Of course, there are also idioms such as "dragon spirit and tiger fierce", "dragon carving phoenix mouth", "dragon driving guests" and other idioms that are extremely scary......
Deserted Night held the phone and said strangely: "Nanke? Why don't you speak? Miss Sima sent a text message, probably because she had something to say, so I hung up first. ”
Nanke woke up from his thoughts, and the deserted night over there had already hung up the phone.
"Nanke, are you talking to Lord Deserted Night? Do you know the mobile phone number of Lord Araya!? ”
The female classmates of the sophomore (3) class of high school suddenly surrounded Nanke.
"Tell us the phone number of Lord Araya! Tell us! ”
When he was in Africa, the Emperor's decree that Jade was not allowed to take off his clothes was Deserted Night's idea, and originally in order to retaliate against Deserted Night, Nanke thought about giving Deserted Night's mobile phone number to random people, so that he would be harassed and exhausted.
However, now Sima Ling is depressed, Deserted Night is an important source of information for Nanke to grasp Sima Ling's movements, and it is necessary to ensure the smooth flow of this passage, and not let Deserted Night suffer too much telecommunications bombardment.
Nank shrugged, saying that he had no authority to reveal Deserted Night's cell phone number, and while the girls were disappointed, he poured out a large pile of African handicrafts from his school bag.
Wooden flutes, idol masks, flamingo root carvings, bone earrings, soapstone rhinoceros, wooden snack bowls, boar tooth bottle drivers...... And so on.
After a dazzling array of things spread out on the desks, Nanke generously waved his hand to the girls: "Take whatever you like, but each person can only pick one!" ”
"Huh? Is it a souvenir that Miss Sima brought to you when she went out on a trip? It seems to be all made by hand? ”
This was when Nank lived in the village of Zanti, and received a thank you gift from his wife for rescuing the hunter Givada with a broken arm. Although these handicrafts are not as valuable as gold and diamonds, they are a piece of the other party's heart, and Nanke asked Jade to put these handicrafts away as souvenirs for relatives and friends.
"Not bad! It has a very black African primitive feel! The polishing is also very detailed, much better than those sold at the temple fair! ”
Immediately, some greedy girls picked out their favorite crafts and held them in their hands, and some also asked Nanke if pairs of earrings could be counted as one.
However, there are some girls who are from better families, or who suspect that Nanke has bad intentions in sending things, did not come to get the handicrafts on the table, and pretended to say some cool words, and some people even said that "it is estimated that they are just imitations and stalls bought at the Lemonton Small Commodities Market."
Nanke rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "The things that Bai gave you are all picky, are you worthy of the huge shipping cost I spent on opening the teleportation stone?"
So Nanke cleared his throat and pretended to say: "Actually, these handicrafts were bought by himself when he accompanied Sima on a trip to Africa in a deserted night, because he is a hired housekeeper, so he can't casually disclose his mobile phone number to you, so in order to express his apologies, I hope you can accept these ......"
"Put those earrings down! It was given to me by Lord Araya!! ”
The girl who was not interested in crafts at all rushed over, joined the battle group with fire in her eyes, and even had a physical altercation with other people, and walked naked in front of Nanke without noticing.
"Why do you say I'll give it to you? I'll come first! Don't you look down on the stalls? ”
"Hmph, a gift from Lord Aranight, don't say it's a stall, even if it's garbage, I want it!"
"Shallow woman! Anything that Lord Desertion handles will become golden, and there will never be garbage! ”
"Less nonsense! Let go! If you don't let go, I'll bite you! ”
"You bite! When the time comes, I'll show the tooth marks on my arm to Lord Araya, and let him know that you are such a savage woman! ”
In the chaos, the crafts on Nanke's desk were swept away, and some of the girls even hid them in Wen's chest in order to get two more souvenirs, but Nanke thought they were fighting hard, but he didn't expose them.
Nanke didn't bring any rings to school today, and his three Emperor's Rings were all empty, but the magic that should be kept was still there.
Jadeite has been worried about something since yesterday, and Nanke feels that the trip to Africa may be too stressful for Jadeite, and she should be given two days off appropriately.
Xia Chi cashed in the gold and diamonds with the sixth uncle, and she was ordered to be a bodyguard and a laborer, and by the way, she monitored whether the sixth uncle was corrupt.
Qianxue got up early in the morning to check Pepe's condition, Pepe because the computer in the room automatically hibernated, and thought that her magic broke the computer, and after crying for most of the night, she lay on her side on the floor in the posture of a sheep, with her hands and feet together (mystery: lamb to be slaughtered), waiting for Nanke and others to put her in the pot.
After finding that the electrical appliances were not damaged, Qianxue did not tell Pepe that the computer was dormant, but put on an expression of "I am very angry but be merciful and give you another chance", prolonging her test time, and Pepe, who was naturally stupid, did not know that she had been deceived, but thanked Qianxue for her kindness, and cried bitterly and promised that as long as she could stay, she would be a cow and a horse to repay Qianxue's kindness.
After Qianxue finished her daily pit task, she went back to her room and turned on the computer to see if she could buy a grounding device similar to the principle of a lightning rod online, as a tool for Pepe to routinely release electrical energy in the future.
In addition to shopping for grounding devices online, Qianxue seems to be helping Pepe pick out a new dress that suits her style, but Pepe doesn't know it, and thinks that she will have to endure a longer test, so she tremblingly shrinks to the floor in order not to become mutton shabu.
"Do you want thick or thin?"
Before Nanke went out to school, he heard Qianxue, who was shopping online, ask Jade like this, and Jade didn't say anything with a blushing face, which made Nanke wonder what Jade asked Qianxue to buy.
The first class began soon, and the teacher Xie Ding, who taught Chinese, said on the podium that the ancient Chinese were also good, and the girls who got the handicrafts below exchanged their heads, all of them felt that other people's were better than their own, but they did not agree to the exchange.
"Strange...... Is it really an African handicraft? I've heard that some parts of Africa practice voodoo, why don't you include voodoo dolls in the crafts? ”
Nan Kexin said: Just those voodoo dolls sold at the gate of our school have a fart relationship with voodoo (voodoo)! Even the so-called "genuine voodoo dolls" are the work of Thai monks, and the principle is more similar to the Thai head-lowering technique, but there is no such thing in Zanti Village!
In the days when Li Lan had just taken away the position of class leader, Nanke had seen a girl with a voodoo doll tied with wool to suggest Wang Xueman to use it, but the kind-hearted Wang Xueman refused, and persuaded the other party not to curse people casually.
Nank glanced at the instructions for the voodoo doll, which read: "This is the boss of the mummy clan, the strongest curse, specializing in dealing with bad teachers and bad lovers...... Recommended for those who have deep grievances and can't do anything! ”
(Aren't the mummies of Egypt?) The doll woven by Thai monks is named after African voodoo religion and finally uses the image of an Egyptian mummy...... Anyone believes this! Little girls' money is so good! )