After Nanke returned to the long-lost Dongshan No. 1 Middle School the next day, Sun Xiaogui did not ask him where he had gone for so many days, because of the existence of the Earth Golem, in the eyes of most of his classmates, Nanke only took a day and a half off because of a cold.

The matter of subduing the bank robbers was suppressed by the National Nine Branch, and the relevant reports did not appear in any media, and the people who knew about it were only Wang Xueman and Li Lan in the second (3) class of high school, and they did not mention it to others for their own reasons.

Nanke sent an apology text message to Sima Ling last night, but he didn't get a response, and he was going to take advantage of today's lunch break to go to Qingzi School Park opposite Dongshan No. 1 Middle School to see if Sister Ling had come to school.

Sima Ling was angry and didn't answer Nanke's call, but Nanke was able to get through to Deserted Night's mobile phone and ask about Sima Ling's situation.

Unlike Nanke, Sima Ling has not participated in any battles alone, and has rarely recalled Araya to the inside of the ring (for fear of sharing vision to be peeped at), so although the Demon God cannot semi-spiritualize items with overly complex structures (such as mobile phones), Araya is still equipped with a mobile phone so that he can be found at any time and accept the bullying of the Emperor at any time.

The information provided by Araya is like this: Sima Ling locked herself in the bedroom after returning to the mansion yesterday and did not come out, Araya was worried that the emperor would damage her body and asked her to come out to eat, but she was physically punished by Sima Ling, and did 200 push-ups without using the power of the demon god, which was really tired enough.

Fortunately, when it was dinner time, Sima Ling received a call from her former band partner, asking her to come to Tianmu Xingguang's recording studio to watch their show.

After eating the dinner made by Deserted Night, Sima Ling clamored to drink, but the band mates called again to add some things, and she forgot about drinking, which was very glad for Deserted Night.

"Miss Sima's female friends all said that her wine was not good, if she was drunk, I don't know what she would order me to do, and it would never be as simple as 200 push-ups, and I had a very bad premonition."

Nan Ke frowned when he heard this, Sima Ling once secretly drank red wine on the dinner table when he was a child, but he was so drunk that he couldn't do it, so he dragged Nan Ke to the bed and took a nap around Nan Ke's neck, almost suffocating Nan Ke.

"Deserted night, I suggest that you dispose of all the alcoholic beverages in the refrigerator now, lest Sister Ling remember it again...... That, you don't actually hope that Sister Ling will borrow wine to kill her sorrows, and then use your ring spirit to comfort your body and mind!? ”

"I'm not interested in human women," Araya's tone was still so see-through to the red dust, "how much difference there is between humans and birds in your eyes, how much difference there is between demon gods and humans in my eyes, I have long been tired of life as a ring spirit, if Miss Sima gives me level ten authorization, I will immediately kill her to gain freedom......"

"You...... Don't you dare!? Nanke became vigilant, and later felt that it was impossible for Sima Ling to give Deserted Night Level 10 authorization, Deserted Night was bullied too much at most, and he just talked about it.

"In short, before I get the tenth level authorization, due to the restrictions of the Emperor's law, I still have to fulfill my duty as a precept spirit." Araya continued, "She's been hit hard this time, and you'd better come and comfort her as soon as possible, it should be a good opportunity for her to meet up with her band mates." ”

"So it's hard for me to see her today?" Nank confirmed, "So I'm going to her house tomorrow night?" Can you guarantee that nothing will happen to her until then? ”

"I'll do what I can," Araya sighed wearily, "I can guarantee that she won't hurt herself, but if she uses the Emperor's decree to force me to do something bad, I can't resist, and I'll be disgraced like Jade." ”

"I didn't use the Emperor's decree to overthrow the jade!" Nanke became excited, "As long as you make sure that Sister Ling can't touch the wine, she won't lose her mind and order you to sleep!" Since you don't like human women, hold it up for me! Hold on, you know! ”

"Miss Sima is unpredictable after drinking, I won't let her drink." "I think she's more likely to order me to run naked or go to the palace than to let me sleep...... In other words, why do you humans regard demon gods as mating partners? Obviously two very different species......"

Nankexindao: Some humans also use inflatable dolls, manhole covers, mailboxes, and bicycles as mating partners! If you demon gods don't want to mate with humans, don't use human form!

Look at your attitude that humans are vulgar and obscene species...... Why don't you say that the demon god and any living thing are not reproductively isolated? For example, if you get a dog on the street on a bad night, that dog could be pregnant with your child!

I...... I understand! That's not how Inuyasha came about! There are both humanoid and dog-shaped demon gods in the world, whether it is a dog on the day of the demon god or someone is on the day of the dog demon god, Inuyasha will be mass-produced!

Not only that, but Nanke also realized an even more terrifying truth, because according to the records in ancient Chinese books, dragons are definitely creatures, and they are also a kind of demon gods!

As the saying goes: the dragon gives birth to nine different sons. But why is it different? The most important reason is that the nine sons of the dragon were born to different animals!

According to the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and "Five Miscellaneous Tales", the dragon is the most lewd, the dirty cow gives birth to the dragon, the dirty horse gives birth to the dragon foal, the dirty donkey gives birth to the spring dragon, the dirty sheep gives birth to the rampant dragon, and the dirty pig gives birth to the debt dragon......

To the effect that the dragon is very lewd ("snake sex is the lewdest" comes from the extension of "dragon sex is the lewd", because dragons and snakes are not separated).

The dragon born after the day of the ox is called [Telong], the horse after the day is called [Dragon Foal], the donkey born after the day is called [Spring Dragon], the sheep born after the day is called [Rampant Dragon], and the pig born after the day is called [Debt Dragon], also called [Pig Po Dragon] (in fact, it is a crocodile).

Another saying is that "if the dragon and the ox intersect, the lin will be born; If you have sex with a pig, you will give birth to an elephant", that is, the dragon will give birth to a unicorn when the cow is born, and the pig will give birth to an elephant on the day, in short, the dragon wants everything, and there is no reproductive isolation from any creature...... This is a characteristic of the Demon God!

So what did the Chinese call themselves "descendants of the dragon" to give birth to? Could it be that the primitive people of Zhoukoudian are not made into dragons!?

Mr. Shui Cress, whom Sun Xiaogui admires, happens to have a work called "Love in Zhoukoudian...... The love between dragons and primitive people is truly earth-shattering! It's all cross-species, okay! And I'm curious if it's a dragon or a primitive who gets pregnant in the end!

Wait, since I have a jade, Chinese then I don't know if my ancestors in turn have a dragon...... In short, I have inherited the glorious tradition of the Chinese people, dare to challenge the authority of the demon god, and am not afraid of violence, but can be violent and violent! Whether it is a god or a demon, we dare to do the sun, this is the unyielding spiritual backbone of the Chinese nation!

Long live the descendants of the dragon!!