Volume 2 The Wind and the Water Chapter 4 The South Coast Negotiation Incident (Four Changes) (Ask for Collection)
When I got up the next day, the landlord and his alternative wife had prepared a hearty breakfast, with milk, porridge, a kind of bird's egg, and a ham made of meat called the Nose Beast.
The twelve women acted as if nothing had happened, and their expressions were relaxed, as if there was no harassment at all last night, but it was me, and after a few glances with them, I was a little embarrassed, so I quickly lowered my head and went to the bathroom to wash.
After entering, I didn't even finish brushing my teeth, and suddenly, the bathroom door was opened, and I turned around to see that it was Gangzi!
The woman said to me with a big grin, "I'll go to the toilet!" ”
I immediately felt the urge to ask for help, but in an instant, I realized that it seemed that it was not good for me, because from the common sense of common sense, two women in the toilet together, even if they were free, there was no problem. Once I panicked, it would only make the homeowner pay more attention to me, which would be bad for me.
This woman was so grinning that she took her hand away, and I looked stupid when I stood behind her!
Damn, what is this? A female ghost in the new era? Or severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, which has to stand up to pee? I didn't think that after this woman put on her belt, she turned around arrogantly and raised her eyebrows at me pretending to be forced, which seemed to be asking, "Are you okay?" ”
Damn, I was on fire, pointed at her and said, "You, go up and listen!" Then I stood up and began to untie my hands......
Whoa......
Five minutes later, I finally showed a look of relief and gently pressed the flush button.
By the time I walked out of the bathroom, the woman couldn't speak!
After breakfast, I told everyone to pack their bags and prepare to leave, and everyone asked me why I was in such a hurry to leave, and they all leaked a look of reluctance.
I pondered in my heart for a long time, and I didn't tell them about the twelve artists, after all, these twelve women didn't really do anything, they just expressed their admiration in their hearts, if they poked this matter away, I was afraid that it would not be good for others, and I wouldn't do this kind of thing that harmed others and didn't benefit myself!
It's just that these old men are suffering from a lamp, these grandsons have no interest at all, and they don't even blink their eyes when they stare at the twelve women, I saw Ouyang staring at the nails for half an hour, and later, the eyelids couldn't close! If they know the true thoughts of the goddess in their hearts, I am afraid that they will never believe in feelings again.
Anyway, the matter is still up to me, because I am the only one who has the ability to connect yin and yang, and they are just following me to eat, drink and play, and they can't offend me, a big boss, because of a few showmanship.
Just as we were carrying our luggage and preparing to leave, the owner suddenly returned.
"Why are you going?" Seeing us carrying something, the owner asked blankly.
"We're ready to go, wait on the edge of the Styx, big brother, I'm sorry for this night!" I politely explained to him.
"How do you say just go? Are you not satisfied with your stay? "The owners were clearly confused.
"Satisfied, very satisfied, we want to go to the edge of the Styx River to see the scenery!" In order not to disturb the harmony of their husband and wife, I had to make up a white lie, in fact, my plan was to go north and settle in the next village, and I did not believe that I could encounter such a strange thing wherever I went.
"This ...... I'm afraid you won't be able to leave! The owner spoke slowly!
"What do you mean? Why aren't we allowed to go? "My face changed suddenly, could it be that this grandson sees that we have money and wants to play strong selling and buying?
"Don't get me wrong! It's not that I won't let you go, it's that you can't go! Seeing that my face was not good, the owner hurriedly explained: "So, let's go into the house, and the TV is talking about this now!" See for yourselves! ”
I walked into the house in a daze, only to see a female host on TV who was expressionless to broadcast urgent news: "At midnight this morning, at 4:12 in the Gregorian calendar, there was a fierce fight on the south bank of the Hades River, according to our reporter, the two warring parties were the secret personnel of the Hades Hall and the members of the Hanako 2 organization, some media revealed that this morning the two sides discussed the release of the hostage Hades' brother-in-law Wu Dawei on the south bank of the Hades River, and for some reason the two sides started a fierce battle, according to this media, the ten secret personnel of the Hades Palace were beaten on the spot and their souls were scattered, Another number of people were injured, and one of the two members of Hanako 2 was scattered on the spot, and another person was seriously injured and fled south, this station tried to contact the official of the Yamen, the head of the Hades Palace, but the other party refused to disclose any information, however, the Hades Palace has now issued a decree, ordering the residents of the south bank of the Styx River to stay in the villages and towns of the Duzi, not to enter the mountain, otherwise they will be punished as accomplices of bandits, and if they resist, they will be killed...... Next, I will interview the guide at that time......"
The picture quickly shifted to a medical center, and the photographer deliberately gave a close-up of a sign with a few big words written on it: Hua Tuo is my grandfather!
Damn, the name of this medical hall is really simple and domineering!
Then, the photographer pointed the camera at a person's feet, and a woman who was supposed to be a reporter asked him, "Can you tell the residents of the vast Hades Continent what happened?" ”
The interviewee's voice seemed to have been processed, but his anger could also be heard: "Paralyzed, it's all a bunch of teasers!" ”
The reporter choked a little: "...... Can you tell us more about the negotiation process? ”
The injured man slowly recalled: "This morning, several officials from the Hades Palace came to me and said that I would lead them to the gravel ridge on the south bank of the Stygian River, and Lao Tzu led them there, and in about ten minutes there, two masked people came!" ”
Reporter: "What did they say?" ”
The wounded: "Those officials in the Hades Palace asked the two masked people if they could ask for less money, and recently the money in the Hades Palace was tight, and the masked man said at least 130,000, and the masked man said that if it was less than 120,000, he would not talk about it, and the masked man would raise it to 50,000, and the masked man said that everyone should give a step and pay a price of 100,000...... In the end, the price was set at 80,000! ”
The reporter was obviously a little puzzled: "Isn't this good?" Why did the fight start? ”
The wounded man scolded and said, "Because of drinking!" Seeing that the matter was settled, the two parties sat together and began to drink, drinking and drinking, the official asked the masked man if he had tied up some birdman, and the masked man said that they did not do it, and if they did, they would definitely admit it, and the official scolded the masked man and said that the masked man was teasing and dared not admit it, and the masked man said that the official was a fool, and if he was not tied, he was not tied, and then the two groups of people scolded each other...... After scolding for about half an hour, the two sides fought......"
The reporter sighed: "What do you think is the reason for all this?" What do you think of the current relationship between Hades and Hanako 2? ”
The wounded: "Paralysis, it's just that you drink too little, if you are drunk and confused, who is still fighting?" ”
The picture suddenly switched to the studio, and the host said righteously: "Next, let's insert an advertisement...... Pure natural red sorghum, good to drink, neither delay the fight, nor affect the life of the couple, who drinks who knows! ”
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I looked at Wang Chongyang blankly, this is what he called the awesome and shining flower 2? That's what I'm going to do? I'm just relying on these people to fight Hades?