Maybe it was because of the hanging bombing of the sky, everyone pouted their lips in disgust, and put on a look of not caring for the yin spirit, and even the He brick family was affected.

The difficult master swayed too much and lifted the kitten three meters away: "Roll the calf, look at the hair?" ”

120 calmly glanced at Mrs. Dingnan, and then solemnly glanced at He Brick's family, and then said leisurely: "It's a woman, a very beautiful woman!" ”

A group of men suddenly became interested, and I followed everyone to remove the lid of the coffin and look into the coffin.

Sure enough, she is a beauty, and unlike the ice beauty that is undefeated in the East, the woman in front of her exudes a bewitching mature charm.

I saw that this woman's face was like a peach blossom, her eyes were longing, her body was light, she was wearing a crimson cheongsam, and a coquettish mature taste arose.

As soon as I looked down, I saw a lamp master drooping......

He Brick's family climbed over strongly, and muttered in his mouth: "What a failure, this handsome guy has been down there for decades, and he didn't know that there were such charming beauties below, he really lived in vain...... Well, by the way, this appearance is only her appearance before her death, and in the underworld, she must be more beautiful than this......"

Next, a bunch of men began to send autumn waves frequently, repeatedly courteous, until Sophie Fei coughed heavily in my ear a few times, I came to my senses, such a powerful woman, from beginning to end, this woman has not said a word, and we have been embarrassed to such a point, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, this woman is too powerful, this shy appearance is so lethal, what if it ......

I stopped Yideng, who wanted to play fists and Bo Fangxin, and Coal Nanzi, who wanted to tell fortunes and take the opportunity to rub oil, and said to the woman in the coffin: "This beauty, you are a new customer, right?" ”

"Yes, the little woman's name is Bai Yuzhen, she just came up from the underworld, because there was nothing attached to it for a while, so she had to lie in this coffin to condense yin qi, and please forgive Shangguan." The woman lightly opened her lips and said coquettishly.

"Hmmm! Okay, please come with me, girl! I nodded solemnly and said to the woman.

Then, I said to the unhappy light again: "You guys deal with the old girl in the East first, don't make mistakes, do you understand what I mean?" ”

I deliberately mentioned the old girl in the East, just because I didn't want the He Brick family to know that the ghost we captured was Diao Zetian, who knows if this grandson is a fan of Diao Zetian?

Yideng nodded reluctantly, and muttered to the rest of the people: "Come on, come on, work with the poor monk!" ”

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Back to me and Liu Qian's guy, Bai Yuzhen and the white lady still looked shy, as if we had done something to her, helplessly, I bowed my mouth at Sophie Fei and motioned her to inquire about Bai Yuzhen's origin.

"Sister Bai, don't be afraid, don't be shy, these men have all drunk some wine, but they don't actually have any urine, you don't take them seriously!" Sophie Fei didn't drink much today, and when she said this, she didn't save me any face.

"No, you can't. How dare the little woman be unreasonable to the officials? Bai Yuzhen still lowered her head delicately, and her face became more and more flushed.

Sophie shrugged helplessly, then looked at me.

Since I became the spokesperson of Yin Si, I have received a total of two customers, the first is Liu Ming, the eldest brother of the underworld, and the second is He Brick's family, although these two people are polite to me, but they are definitely not afraid of me, why is this the case with this third customer?

"White girl, before you came up, didn't the officials below tell you that you came up for tourism? You are our customer, you are God! I asked blankly.

"Shangguan doesn't know, now, the underworld has been in chaos, because two days ago, suddenly a lot of yin spirits went up to the yang world, and many bigwigs who were waiting in line to come up but wished began to make trouble again, and many yin spirits who didn't plan to come back for a trip also gathered at the door of the Foreign Affairs Department to make trouble...... Master Ma had no choice but to come up with a way to temporarily ease the situation. Bai Yuzhen pouted and said lightly.

"How?"

"Draw lots! The little woman has never dealt with the official family in her life, that day on the side of the road to see the excitement, I heard that the previous life is a coal city people can participate in the lottery, I couldn't hold back my curiosity for a while, I caught a lot, who would have thought that it really won the lot! ”

...... "I finally understand, this woman may not want to come up so much, and besides, this woman may be really different from other giant ghosts, she is not a big person, she may be a housewife who loves to take advantage, I asked blankly: "White girl, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?" You can't come for nothing, right? ”

"If you want to talk about unfulfilled wishes, the little girl still has them!" Bai Yuzhen's eyes suddenly lit up, and then she began to tell me and Sophie Fei her story:

"The little woman was born in the eighteenth year of Guangxu, originally a native of Emei, Sichuan, and has a younger sister named Xiaoqing, in the sixth year of the Republic of China, Xiaoqing and I came out with my father to purchase goods, and when we passed through the coal city, we met a man......"

"That buddy's surname is Xu?" I've started sweating!

"Huh, how do you know?" Bai Yuzhen looked at me suspiciously: "His name is Xu Ren, and he is a guy from a pharmacy in Coal City...... Maybe everything is providential, that day, Xiaoqing's sister and I were playing in the coal city, but I didn't want the rainstorm to fall, when we were sheltering from the rain, Xu Guanren appeared, he lent his umbrella to me and Xiaoqing, but he was drenched by the rainstorm...... Later, we slowly got acquainted with each other, got to know each other little by little, tenderness and sweetness were so unhappy, and in the end, the two of us finally made a private decision for life and made a vow to grow old with our son......"

", big sister, you're not playing with me, are you?" I can't sit still anymore!

"How could I lie to you, this official? It's a pity ......" Bai Yuzhen's face suddenly became a little painful: "It's a pity that I have a lot of love with my father-in-law, it was a beautiful cause created by heaven and earth, but I don't want to, two years later, a neighbor Uncle Hai moved next door, this neighbor Uncle Hai always mixes the two of us, and tricks my father-in-law every day to go to San Francisco to pan for gold, and later, I don't know what means this Uncle Hai used to deceive my father-in-law to the south." At that time, I was already pregnant, it was inconvenient to look for each other, when the army was in chaos, I sent Xiaoqing to the south to find, who would have thought that Xiaoqing was also gone, and later, I heard that Xiaoqing ran to Shanghai, with a big brother, it seems to be called Huang Jinrong...... After giving birth to a child, I suffered from longing, and my body lost a little bit, and finally one winter, I died silently! ”

"Eldest sister, you won't let me seek revenge on Uncle Hai, right?" Listen to the meaning, this Uncle Hai is definitely also a character, maybe he is the incarnation of Fahai, can I beat him?

Bai Yuzhen shook her head, as if she looked down on everything: "He was in his sixties back then, but I'm afraid he would have died a long time ago." And my Xu Xianggong is only afraid that his soul has already returned to his hometown, and he has lost his memory and turned into a ghost, I want to ask Shangguan to inquire where my Xianggong is buried, Yuzhen does not ask for him, just wants to see his tombstone, and he is satisfied! ”

"Okay!" I nodded in agreement, and although I didn't know if this woman had made up a story to play with me, she didn't make any requests to embarrass me, or maybe she was just looking for a grave? If it really doesn't work, I'll dig a pit and let a lamp lie down in it!

Just as I was about to arrange her possession, I suddenly heard a strange sound in my ears, and when I listened to it, I felt that this sound was mixed with the sound of gongs, drums, suona, erhu, bamboo boards, and wooden fish.

After listening carefully, I finally knew what kind of sound it was, it turned out to be the funeral music played by gongs and drums during the funeral in the countryside, and I only heard the voice of what seemed to be the master of a lamp singing loudly:

"The first day, when I came, the ghost door was closed, the ghost door was closed, the dead soul was not dry in tears, I Buddha yes, such as coming yes, Mani Mani Mani coaxed yes.

The next day, when I came, I looked at the hometown, and the soul of the dead did not come back, I Buddha Ye, such as Laiye, Mani Mani Mani Mani coaxed yes

On the third day, come, forget to look at the end of the world......"

I was stunned at the time, and after a few seconds, I hurriedly ran to the opposite side, and as soon as I pushed open the door, I saw that Mrs. Dingnan and the female bat were squatting on the ground, pouting as if looking for something.

"Mrs. Shi, what are you doing?" I asked.

"Look for the dead cockroach, you don't know, there must be a dead thing in the coffin in order to restrain the yin qi, and then we will place the undefeated yin soul in the east in the ranking next to the coffin, so that she can sleep peacefully in the ranking." The master looked up and explained to me.

......I couldn't speak for a while, so I had to look into the house, and I saw a lamp sitting on the head of the coffin, knocking on the wooden fish, and chanting the scriptures. Blowing the lamp and Coal Nanzi sat on the left side of the coffin, one pulling the erhu and the other beating the gong. Ouyang and Wang Daozi sat on the right side of the coffin, one blowing suona and the other patting the bamboo board.

The lone ranger had a white cloth tied around his head, and was lying on the coffin crying: "Oops...... My sister...... Why don't you just go away with a bang......"

I can see that he is crying!

"Master, what are you trying to make trouble about?" My legs are already a little weak, and I am afraid that I will fall to my knees after a little fright!

"How!" Yilan knocked on the wooden fish and said: "You don't understand, only this method can make Dongfang Undefeated and honest and obedient, and not damage her vitality!" Just watch, don't get down to business! ”

I trembled, turned around mechanically, and was just about to return to the opposite door, when I saw Brother Song downstairs walking up with a kitchen knife and red eyes.

"Damn, it's enough for you to be crazy yourself, and you have found a bunch of crazy people! Since you came back, I endured the stew of mushrooms in the middle of the night, and I didn't hear it, and I didn't care about playing mahjong at three o'clock in the morning, Nima, my daughter-in-law can't stand it! Today she has run back to her parents' house! Brother Song pointed at me with a kitchen knife: "But, I can't stand your special concert in the middle of the night, Nima, I just opened the small movie, a good cat movie, I feel like I have been made a ghost movie by you!" You say, "What do you mean?" ”

Brother Song shouted in pain, while turning his head to look into the house, when he saw the coffin, Brother Song suddenly widened his eyes, when he saw a few people playing music next to the coffin, Brother Song had already grinned in pain: "Ah!! , are you putting the mourning hall at home? Nima, is this to prepare for the funeral? You, all the people in your room, are sick? ”

"Do you have medicine?" 120, who was watching the play, suddenly said calmly!

"How much do you want?"

"How many do you have?"

"I eat as much as you want!"

"I eat as much as you have!"

"Are you sick?"

"Do you have medicine?"

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