After I briefly talked about the identity of the old girl in the East, a waiter in the room suddenly came to my side and said, "Brother, you are the director, right?" Which company's contracted actors are these? The acting is really top-notch! ”

"Old girl, your eyesight is really good! We're all localized theater companies, isn't retro art in vogue? Let's study the plot while eating here! I pushed away a lamp that was intended to show the waiter palmistry while explaining to the waiter.

The old monk was bare-chested, and the muscles on his chest trembled, up and down, and the waves were turbulent, which was enough to prove the shallowness of this old thing's internal strength.

Sure enough, as the blowing lamp said, the old monk of this lamp began to send (waves) after drinking the third cup of two pot heads, first read a few love poems with the difficult master, and chatted with the female bat for a while Romance novels, our big guy listened to it for a long time before finding that the two chatted about the same thing at all, the content of the female bat was similar to the legend of Zhen Huan, and the master of a lamp was a strong admiration for the maternal art.

Sophie Fei teased him, why don't you talk to her, this old man looked at me mysteriously, and that look seemed to hint at something!

I knocked on the table, reminded Yilan to pay attention to quality, cleared my throat again, lifted my wine glass and said to everyone: "Okay, okay, everyone pay attention to quality, Yilan you put on your shirt!" And Coal Nanzi, don't you always pour wine into the teacup, can you order it? That master and the female bat, can you two stop discussing the issue of tampons? And the men...... Why don't you let us drink some wine caps? ”

After a while, seeing that everyone was looking at me with a solemn face, I continued: "At present, we have offended a woman, a very awesome woman, below, I have invited my partner, our beautiful colleague Su Feifei to talk about some of the undefeated situation in the East, in order to show sincerity, let's go one!" ”

Everyone raised their glasses and drank from them, then began to applaud the center of the table.

I saw out of my corner of sight that two waiters fell to the ground.

Because she learned a lot of beauty knowledge with the female bat, and drank a lot of wine, Sophie Fei was in a very good mood, she stood in the center of the table, burped, and waved to everyone: "Everyone, this girl is not afraid of that girl...... In other words, the year before I went to her company to apply for the front desk, this demon girl actually said that I was not in good shape, and my skin was too rough. As she spoke, Sophie began to unbutton her shirt.

I hurriedly climbed onto the table and whispered in her ear, "Tell the point!" ”

Sophie smiled and stopped thinking about the catwalk, and continued: "This woman is completely a two. After divorcing Hades, I started to hype around, Nima, I was disgusted when I looked at her advertisement. I really don't understand why those SB men are fans of her, isn't it just a little better? Do you need to be so arrogant? ”

It seems that the application the year before last brought a lot of psychological trauma to Sophie!

"It's just that the king of Hades likes her, and I can bear the fact that the men in our unit like her, especially my father and my brother also like her, which is a bit unbearable!" Sophie Fei then recounted the tragic experience: "You don't know, this woman's methods are hacked! I have a lot of sisters who were kidnapped by her fans because they secretly said bad things about her, and they all had a stomach when they came back, and now two of them haven't been released back, whatever! I didn't expect this old lady to have today! Master of a lamp, you pee hard! No matter how hard she is, I'm afraid she won't be able to put her hand on it, you will live a few more years and torture this stinky bitch to death! Ha ha! Unexpectedly, I really can't imagine that this woman was a shemale in her previous life, if this news is poked out, she will have to commit suicide at least hundreds of millions in the underworld, how much rations will be saved! Nima, the name is different from ordinary people, Diao Zetian, Nima, why not call it hanging bomb sky? ”

I stood on the table, holding the crumbling and crazy Sophie, and then I began to feel numb in my heart, listening to Sophie's meaning, that Dongfang Undefeated is definitely a character who has revenge, and her fans are very strong, not only supporting their goddess, but also punishing those who secretly curse the goddess.

And we...... Hey, let's not talk about it! I covered my ass while sighing at the beauty of life!

Just when I was worried about the future, I suddenly heard a noise behind me, and hurriedly turned around to check, and as a result, I saw that the master of a lamp was taking off his shirts, and the only waiter in the room who had not fainted rolled his eyes and fell down!

"Master, what are you doing here?" I asked.

"The old man wants to go out of his body and sacrifice his hue!" While undressing, Master Yilan asked the crowd, "Which of you has a camera?" After a while, when the old man dedicated, you took a picture, and with the picture, this crazy woman would never dare to say it! ”

"......" I hurriedly drew a lamp to stop the crazy old man: "Master, can you not cause trouble?" ”

The lone ranger, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "Have you ever considered a question, Dongfang is undefeated, that is, Diao Zetian has been married to the king of Hades for five years, and he has not lived as a husband and wife, is it really because of harassing phone calls?" ”

After saying that, the lone ranger was silent again!

Master Yilan seemed to realize something, touched his buttocks, and then quickly put on his clothes and pants.

Well, what if you don't say that the lone ranger has a certificate? To speak is to be wise!

"And ......" The lone ranger picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and said quietly: "Moreover, since she is Diao Zetian, why did she suddenly become undefeated in the East before?" Now, it seems that she has become Diao Zetian again, so does she still remember what happened before? ”

I nodded at the lone ranger with tears in my eyes, and then said to everyone: "Blow out the lamp, you go and tell the boss, add two more bottles of Erguotou, let's study and study it!" ”

……

Half an hour later, after the preliminary analysis of several of us, plus Diao Zetian's performance before being put into the night pot, supplemented by Sophie's experience in the underworld, we unanimously determined:

First, this Diao Zetian does not know martial arts in the underworld, I heard that the second wife of the king of Hades once looked for Diao Zetian's bad luck, but Diao Zetian was beaten up and underwent several plastic surgeries to restore his original appearance.

Second, for special reasons (in fact, I know), Diao Zetian was passed to the yang world, and then, because of some factors, Diao Zetian suddenly recovered the memory of his previous life - Dongfang is undefeated.

Third, Dongfang Undefeated seems to have completely forgotten his identity in the underworld - Diao Zetian.

Fourth, Dongfang Undefeated seems to have changed back to Diao Zetian, and it is very likely that he has forgotten what happened just now.

After the identification, I was in a great mood, and I was about to ask for two more bottles of wine, when suddenly the phone in my pocket rang.

I took it out and saw that it was an unfamiliar number: "Hey, I'm Wang Damin, who are you looking for?" ”

", buddy, I'm the owner of the longevity shop, I'm here to bring you a coffin."

"......" I remembered when he said this, and I also ordered a coffin in the morning according to the instructions of blowing the lamp: "That, you can send it up, there are people at home, just ask for money from the four eyes with straight eyes." ”

"The doorman won't let me in, saying that it has been built since the community, and this thing has never been entered here." The boss's voice was a little anxious.

"You give the phone to the doorman!" I commanded.

A few seconds later, another person's voice came from the phone: "Hello, Mr. Wang Damin, the owner Mr. Wang Damin, this stupid (b) said that you ordered a coffin, and I have your registered information, so I want to check with you." ”

"Yes, I ordered it, you let him send it in!" Actually, I know this doorman, to be specific, I knew him when I was still Zheng Yun, his name is Li Youcai, the year before last, our community moved in a young widow, I always feel that this little widow is a little interesting to me, so, with a few CDs to buy Li Youcai, this guy is also very creditable, help me record the whereabouts of a lot of little widows, but unfortunately providence makes people, and later we found out that this little widow turned out to be a perverted murderer, I heard that she was crazy to read novels, and she specialized in hooking up with single men, once the relationship is deep, just waiting for the opportunity to commit the crime, not a single company died at the hands of this little widow, but also two platoons.

I heard that when the police arrested the little widow, a supernatural incident occurred at the scene, and since then, Li Youcai has become silent and mysterious.

"Well, I may ask, what is the purpose of your coffin?" After being silent for a long time, Li Youcai spoke.

"There are a few relatives in my house, one in his seventies and one in his eighties, you know, these two relatives can't say that they will be angry one day, and the corpses are weird on the bed!" I'm talking nonsense, but it's okay, this guy must have passed a lamp and blow the lamp in time, so at least there is some credibility.

"......" Li Youcai was silent for more than ten seconds: "That, Mr. Wang, you won't cremate them in the building, will you?" ”

"No, don't worry!" I hurriedly replied, "You tell the owner of the coffin shop not to knock off the paint when you go upstairs!" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a bang behind me, and when I turned my head, I found that it was the owner of the restaurant who had come to collect the money and fainted......

……

When I got home, I found that there was no one in my house, so I walked into the opposite door with the packed meals, and as soon as I opened the door, we saw that the house was dark and quiet, and the kitten possessed by 120 and He Brick's family was staring at the coffin in a daze without saying a word...... How eerie and terrifying it is......

120 suddenly turned around and said to me blankly: "A person appeared in the door of your household just now, and now he is sleeping in the coffin!" ”