Chapter 075: The Lonely Party

Li Lei, an office worker, one of the 100th members, has been paying attention to Bai Yuhan since "Happy Little 2B". In Bai Yuhan's new. On the wave blog, I saw that Bai Yuhan was going to be a guest on "QQ Stars Face to Face" on September 29, so he squeezed into the live broadcast room early. I look forward to having the opportunity to communicate with Bai Yuhan.

In the live video, Bai Yuhan and the host Wang Ke talked and laughed happily, and Li Lei, who was facing the computer, also laughed out loud from time to time.

Compared with the obscene Wang Ke, Bai Yuhan is much more handsome, and his speech is much smoother than that of the stumbling Wang Ke. And the most important thing is that Bai Yuhan will always come up with a sentence or two from time to time, which is quite fresh and funny, and say some cool and funny jokes.

For example, Bai Yuhan's joke about being bullied when he was a child, as well as the tragedy of the exam, all made Li Lei laugh.

"I didn't expect Bai Yuhan himself to be as humorous and funny as the white swordsman in "All in All", my sister likes it so much."

At this time, half an hour of live broadcast time had passed, and Li Lei held her stomach and laughed again.

Because in the video, the host began to ask Bai Yuhan about his personal situation, such as hobbies, specialties and shortcomings, and what shortcomings he has.

When Bai Yuhan talked about his specialty, he didn't know how to do it, he kept laughing evilly, and he didn't say what his specialty was, or what his specialty was.

Then there were smart netizens, according to Bai Yuhan's bad smile, typing in the live broadcast room: "Read > novel ybdu understand, Brother Bai is good at words." ”

immediately attracted the ridicule of a group of wolf friends.

Of course, Wang Ke also saw it, but he could only laugh twice and divert the topic to the shortcomings.

"Swordsman, what do you think is your biggest flaw?"

"Handsome! It's so handsome! You know, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror, I find that I'm handsome again, and I'm miserable. Bai Yuhan groaned and said, and looked at Wang Ke again, "Maybe if I say this, you can't understand it, and you can't understand the pain of a handsome guy." I think the majority of netizens must have experienced, you know, we walk on the road, because we are too handsome, often cause traffic chaos, women are jealous around you, and you can't be at peace wherever you go, which is particularly painful. ”

Wang Ke rolled his eyes and said, "Hehe, it's quite painful." ”

Netizens immediately swiped the screen.

"Yes, when it comes to my heart, it's really annoying that I'm too handsome."

"Alas, I'm so handsome that no one loves me."

"If handsome is a sin, I am already unforgivable!"

"The most painful thing in life is to be too handsome."

"It's so handsome that it alarms the party. Central up. ”

"UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan wants to award me the title of the most handsome man in the world and asks me to speak for the handsome guy, which is so annoying."

For these, Li Lei couldn't laugh anymore: "I'm a swordsman, you're too narcissistic, aren't you, or are you men so narcissistic?" ”

Fortunately, Bai Yuhan's narcissism has limits, and after laughing, he became a little more serious: "Just a joke, in fact, I think my biggest shortcoming is smoking." I've always wanted to quit, but I haven't been able to quit. ”

Wang Ke said, "I'm also very curious, why do you like to smoke so much?" I think smoking is choking. ”

Bai Yuhan sighed: "You don't understand...... My brother is not smoking, he is lonely. ”

Poof!

Wang Ke laughed.

After Bai Yuhan finished speaking, he also laughed.

Even the cameraman and director on the side laughed along.

The entire live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

Countless netizens have frantically swiped the screen.

"Cow man!"

"Damn, Brother Legend is Brother Legend, it's too awesome."

"Brother is not smoking, he is lonely! How did you come up with it! ”

"Great talent!"

"Laughing!"

"The export is a chapter, and my white brother is a cow."

"Brother is not typing, it's loneliness!"

"Brother is not watching a movie, it's lonely!"

"My sister is also lonely." Li Lei can't describe her current thoughts with a smile, she has completely thrown herself into Bai Yuhan's five bodies, and she can't wait to use a saw to cut Bai Yuhan's head to see what difference it is from a normal person's structure.

Facing the live broadcast room that swiped the screen like thunder, Wang Ke laughed and was suddenly surprised: "Swordsman, your words are too influential, I have broadcast many episodes of "QQ Stars Face to Face", I have never seen such a crazy screen swipe, you can take a look." ”

As he spoke, Wang Ke pushed the networked notebook to Bai Yuhan.

At a speed of ten per second, the comments of netizens are scrolling, and the number of people in the live broadcast room is also rising.

Although I don't know what the previous guests were like when they were interviewed, such an enthusiastic swipe of the screen still made Bai Yuhan rush to an unexpected surprise. I didn't expect that I just said a sentence in the future, which caused such a big sensation.

He didn't know at all that this sentence should have come from July 2009, about "World of Warcraft", in the post "Jia Junpeng, Your Mother Called You Home for Dinner", some netizens posted a picture of killing Matt's style of post-90s noodles, followed by a text.

"Brother doesn't eat noodles, it's lonely!"

Because of its specialness, there are countless followers, and since then the lonely party has been born, spreading everywhere "Brother X's is not X, it's lonely!" It became popular on the Internet, and even affected reality, triggering many follow-up versions.

Now that this sentence came out of his mouth in advance, it is not yet known how much impact it will have. However, the live broadcast room was lively for a while, and it was not until Wang Ke and Bai Yuhan stopped talking witticisms that they stabilized a little.

……

Soon, the topic talked about the bombardment of "All in All" some time ago.

"Swordsman, you had a hard time a while ago, didn't you? So many people have come to bash you en masse. ”

"I can't talk about the torment, but during that time, I was really indignant, angry, and then excited. When I was on the 15th, my friend said to me, "Hey, Bai Yuhan, why are many newspapers and celebrities scolding you recently?" Then I went online and looked for the news. ”

Bai Yuhan said simply: "To be honest, I didn't expect that "All in All" would attract such a high level of attention, I thought it would be similar to "Happy Little 2b", attracting the likes of a group of netizens. So when I was shooting, I had fewer scruples and wanted to show the ridiculous side of this grassroots. ”

"So how do you respond to their bashing? You made "Speak for Yourself" to fight back, right? ”

"That's right. But I have to make it clear that there is one thing that these media say, and I have to accept it, is that I didn't think about the impact on some children. I have to apologize to many parents here, and I will try not to touch these scenes that can easily cause misunderstandings in the future. ”

Of course, this apology is just the opening remarks, and the next thing is what Bai Yuhan wants to say: "But sometimes, I really feel that it's a pity, because our country doesn't have a grading system yet, and a lot of content is unclear." What do you say can be filmed and what can't be filmed? When I was filming "All in All", the first thing I thought of was a story, the length of a 2-minute episode, the connection of dozens of shots, the length of each shot is barely more than a second, what kind of 'yellow' can it carry? ”

After taking a sip of water, he continued: "I have read the reports of "Southern Metropolis Daily" and "Chutian Metropolis Daily", and I think it is ridiculous to say that it sells vulgar and unhealthy content. Have they really watched "All in All" carefully, and do they understand what vulgarity is. And they only saw episode 5 and said cannons. The term friend, in fact, we still have episode 26, and episode 5 is mutual. In the big pattern I set, the two people, White Swordsman and Suna, are a kind of love that is not specified. I think I've already given the details, at the end of episode 5, the white swordsman touched Suna's belly and wondered if there were any children, this is a kind of love......"

"Actually, I didn't shoot 'All in All' as a comedy from the beginning, I positioned it as a black humor drama, talking about satire. With the grassroots life of a white swordsman, to expose some realities that we don't want to admit! How many people are really united because of love? In movies and TV series, we always see such and such lingering love, but the truth is that love can't be eaten, there are not a few people who have no love but are married to their sons, and many of them are old together. ”

"So if you look at the newspapers of Nandu and Chutian, as well as the director Lu Chuan, they haven't seen this. I think their ideas are ridiculous, their eyes can only see the superficial level, they confuse yellow with vulgarity. I like Xingye very much, I think the film should be made a little more vulgar in order to get closer to the audience. You shoot something that comes and goes, yes, you may be good, but you are too floating. We often praise a work as good, and we use such idioms to appreciate both the elegant and the vulgar. Right, you have to have an elegant side, and you also have to have a vulgar side. ”

"All in all, I hope that someone can get some feelings within 2 minutes of pleasure after watching "All in all". Cherish the people in front of you, do today's things today, don't always think that it's meaningless to do this, don't do it, work hard to do it, and do it beautifully. Remember, life, every day counts! ”

……

Bai Yuhan said a lot, and poured out the words that had been held in his stomach for many days. He is not afraid of the ban of these media in Nandu. Now is the Internet era, ban a person, unless you are the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, otherwise with the support of netizens, he Bai Yuhan can be invincible.

As long as Bai Yuhan is talented and can create enough benefits, there will be enough people looking for him to cooperate.

So he didn't take care of it, he just said it when he wanted to, and said it loudly.

After a lot of words were finished, the show also reached the last ten minutes, and this part of the time will be handed over to netizens to interact and ask Bai Yuhan some questions.

"If you have any questions you want to ask the legendary brother white swordsman, you can directly type them on the public screen, and I will pick out some and let the swordsman answer."

With Wang Ke's words, a large number of netizens immediately stopped swiping the screen of the lonely party and began to ask questions.

"Hey, let's look at this, this is asked by a netizen called 'Whatever Xin wants', he said he wants to know if the white swordsman has a partner?" Wang Ke read one casually, then looked up and asked, "Swordsman, do you have a partner?" ”

Bai Yuhan touched his nose: "Single, to be rescued, begging to hook up." ”

Wang Ke read another one: "This is a netizen called 'Don't Cultivate Wild Fox Zen', he asked: I want to know whether the white swordsman will choose Li Wei or Suna in "All in all". ”

Bai Yuhan shook his head with a smile: "No spoilers!" But I can tell you that the first season has been completed, with a total of 26 episodes. There will be new stories to come, which are being planned. In other words, I don't even know who the white swordsman is with in the end. ”

"Okay, there is also a netizen named 'Li Lei is eighteen years old this year' who asked, she said, White Swordsman, I like you very much, I want to know what your criteria for choosing a mate are. Swordsman, what should your favorite object be? ”

"The object of my affection......" Bai Yuhan pondered for a while, and then flashed Su Hui in high school in front of him, and was about to depict it according to Su Hui's image, and suddenly thought that Li Jinming must be watching this show, so he changed his words and said, "The girl I like is cute and can cook, with long hair and small dimples, and her figure is not too thin." The most important thing is that she should be filial and virtuous...... That's pretty much it. ”

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