Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fang Fang

After staring at this so-called demon clan for a long time, everyone decided that the threat of this person was either zero or infinite.

I have never seen a person with such straight eyes, in the past half an hour, this old man has been in an empty daze, and I don't know if he is selling orders or thinking about something, Wang Chongyang's evaluation of this person is unfathomable, he said that people who practice martial arts will enter a state of concentration by chance, only in this state, can they break through the bottleneck and understand a deeper level of exercises, so Wang Chongyang thinks that this demon person is cultivating.

But Yideng didn't see it that way, he said to me seriously: "Section Chief Wang, this old man is a fool, is he hungry and stupid?" ”

I tried to check the old man's roots with the Yin and Yang Technique, but I don't know if my cultivation is limited or if the Yin and Yang Technique doesn't work against the demons, anyway, he looks so ordinary.

After a long time, Hua Xiang finally couldn't help but run over, knelt down in front of the old man and said, "Master, the disciple has a few friends who want to meet you. ”

The demon clan was stunned for a moment, and then he slowly turned his gaze to us, and then, there began to be a lot of surprise in this guy's eyes, especially when he saw me and the four brothers Lao Chi.

He stared at us for a moment, then stood up with a smile and walked up to me and said, "Hello, who are you?" ”

I hurriedly shook hands with him: "Hello, old man, I am Wang Damin, what do you call him?" ”

The old man grabbed his head and began to think, muttering as he thought, "Yes, what's my name?" I asked the old lady last night, my name is Song ......."

I waited for five minutes, but the old man didn't say his name, and in desperation, I began to pretend: "Old man, the name is just a code name, so what do you like me to call you?" ”

The old man suddenly smiled happily, and said happily: "I call the master of the grassland on the side of the northern river, handsome and chic, Yushu Linfeng, erudite and talented, and likes women. ”

...... "I wasn't happy at the time, is this old man joking with me?" That's the name he said? I forced out a smile and asked the old man with a smile: "Old man, your name is too long!" I can't remember. ”

The old man sighed and replied to me: "Your words are too verbose, but this is indeed my name, the words in our hometown are relatively concise, and each word can represent several meanings, and you don't understand this ......."

I don't talk too much with him, I have already made a decision in my heart, this guy will be called Fang Fang in the future.

The old man then asked me, "Is there anything you have to do with me?" ”

I began to ramble nonsense: "Fang Fang, that's the case, just now we had a discussion with your apprentice, and we knew that he had such a powerful master as you, so we decided to come over and discuss the issue of exercises with you." ”

The old man didn't seem interested, and as he walked up the road, he muttered, "I know you guys have a little ability, but I can tell you that you can't practice my exercises, so don't make up your mind." ”

It seemed that they regarded us as bad people who wanted to rob and rob, so I hurriedly followed and explained, "Fang Fang, you misunderstood, we are not here to rob the exercises, we just want to see and understand. ”

The old man glared at me. shook his head with a calm face and said, "Forget it, what should you do, the old lady and the young woman in my family told me not to cause trouble, since I promised others, it will definitely not be easy to regret it." ”

I didn't stalk him, but took away the old man's broom, sat down, and whispered to the old man, "Don't you want to know what this place is?" ”

The old man immediately showed a panicked look, but soon, he regained his composure, and said with a wry smile: "Forget it, I have learned the words here these days, and I know that this is the earth without you telling me." ”

Me: "Don't you want to know how to get home?" ”

"......Go home," the old man muttered silently, and soon showed a sad look, and he continued: "I will not go back, and I will never go back." ”

I asked, "Why?" ”

The old man thought about it, and tried to speak several times, but finally closed his mouth.

For the rest of the day, no matter what questions I asked, the old man stopped talking, and after about ten minutes the old man began to pick up his broom and sweep the floor.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Chongyang came up to ask Fang Fang instead of me, but Fang Fang was still silent, and in desperation, the four brothers of Lao Chi came on the field and introduced themselves in a flashing manner, but they were still silent.

Later, the old man simply threw down the broom and prepared to go home, as a last resort, I had to send a few women, this Fang Fang was happy at the time, but although this guy spoke, but he didn't talk about business at all, and talked to a few women about lace news and gossip.

The repeated failures made me a little depressed, but Zhang Ping smiled and said to me, "Do you need help?" ”

I saw her innocent smile, and suddenly I had a bad premonition in my heart, this woman has lived with me for a while, and has never really integrated into our big family, and has always had an attitude of not caring about herself, why did she suddenly start to be enthusiastic today?

"Do you have a way?" I asked her directly: "Also, you want to take the opportunity to put forward conditions, right?" ”

Zhang Ping's smile became even more charming and moving, she said casually: "Look at what you said, what is the relationship between the two of us, don't I just want to help, the conditions can't be said, I just have a small request......"

"What request?"

Zhang Ping squeezed out two dimples, blinked her big eyes, and said casually: "It's nothing, I went abroad with Meditation to play, I heard that there must be protection and care, can you get one for the two of us?" ”

“……”

Zhang Ping continued to persuade me: "Boss Wang, you can do it, Mingming and I finally came here once, no matter how you say it, you have to wander around." ”

I sighed, looked at Fang Fang not far away and asked Zhang Ping seriously, "Are you sure?" ”

Zhang Ping nodded seriously: "Don't worry, I have a way." ”

I thought about it for a while, and I didn't dare to promise her directly, protecting and taking care of this thing is not something that can be done, and it is easy to say that there is a body and a certificate, but this person and a bird are completely black, not to mention protecting and taking pictures, and even the bus card can't be done.

After thinking about it again and again, I said ambiguously: "I can't guarantee that I have to ask Zhang Qiang about this, as long as he can help, I will not be ambiguous." ”

"Good! Deal! Zhang Ping happily high-fived me, and then ran to Fang Fang's side.

Next, I used my super hearing and listened carefully to the two people's conversations.

Zhang Ping whispered to the other party: "Dude, you don't like the women of this world very much, do you?" ”

Fang Fang was a little shy: "Yes, the women in my hometown are relatively small...... It's about a meter tall, and I don't feel bad when I see you big women. ”

, it turns out that this is the reason, I said how can this old man ignore a beauty like Su Diao, it turns out that it is too big......

Zhang Ping continued: "In addition to the size aspect, what else do you like? ”

Fang Fang responded vigilantly: "Why are you asking this?" I said, I'm going home, don't bother me! Don't make me angry, I'm angry and everyone doesn't have good fruit to eat. ”

Zhang Ping was still smiling: "There is a kind of dummy in this world that can be inflated...... The body size can be customized according to the buyer's habits! He can speak the language of several countries, not only has a good temper, but he usually doesn't eat, he is very quiet, and he is very gentle......"

Damn, where did this woman know about such a thing?

Fang Fang was not calm at that time, he opened his eyes and asked Zhang Ping: "What you said is true?" Are you talking about puppets? ”

Zhang Ping shook her head: "It's not a puppet, this thing is a high-tech invention." ”

Fang Fang began to get excited: "Where is there anything for sale?" ”

Zhang Ping looked at the broom beside Fang Fang, and said with a wry smile: "Those things are one or two thousand, and the customized ones are more expensive, just your job, if you want to buy one, it is estimated that you will have to sweep for two or three years to afford it." ”

"......" Fang Fang immediately wilted.

Zhang Ping saw that his method had worked, and continued to step up the offensive: "I can give you one!" ”

"Really?" Fang Fang was resurrected with full blood.

"Hmm!" Zhang Ping nodded solemnly, and said with a smile: "As long as you have a good chat with us, we really have no malice, to be honest, we know that you are from another world, we welcome your arrival, I came to you today, I just want to chat with you, we understand each other, this is to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, two, let's exchange what we see and hear between different worlds, increase knowledge, why not?" Thirdly, I heard that you don't have complete control over your body now, it seems that only half of the day is the owner of this body, let's discuss and think of a way, maybe you can get a body that is completely controlled by yourself? ”

Fang Fang began to be a little dazed, although he didn't speak, but his straight eyes showed that he was moved, this guy must be weighing Zhang Ping's proposal repeatedly in his heart.

Zhang Ping didn't want to give him too much time to think, so she continued to launch a verbal offensive: "Also, there are many wonderful things in this world, do you think newspapers can let you know everything about this world?" Let me tell you the truth, the most important thing here is money, you can play as much as you want with money, you can go wherever you want, you sweep the streets here, this income...... It's better to cooperate with us, we guarantee your food and clothing, so that you can live a more moisturized life! ”

Fang Fang finally retreated under the bombardment of sugar-coated shells, and he said to Zhang Ping with some excitement: "Girl, what you said makes sense, but it's not convenient for me, every day between twelve o'clock in the middle of the night and twelve o'clock at noon, there is another person in control of this body, I seem to have fallen into hibernation, I am afraid that there will be a misunderstanding when the time comes......"

Zhang Ping immediately made the decision: "This matter is handed over to our boss Wang, you can rest assured, we will inject you diazepam at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night in the future to ensure that you sleep soundly!" ”

Fang Fang saw that Zhang Ping was talking about the Tao, and immediately agreed, and said with a bang: "Then let's start chatting......"