Chapter 60: Escape from Marriage
Under the temptation of Zhang Ping's clever plan, Fang Fang, a demon person, suddenly revealed his prototype, and his face was full of obscenity.
After a few brief discussions, he agreed to talk to us in the underground laboratory in the northern suburbs.
Soon, we rushed to my unit, the Media Research Center.
I haven't been here for more than three months, I still remember the first day I came here, at that time I was still a dazed traverser, lonely, helpless, full of Su Feifei and Liu Qian's graceful figures, now I, followed by dozens of people, there are human races, there are witch races, there are demons, and all of them are not too low-key masters, my story can be completely summarized as how a group of idiots are refined.
After sliding down the slide, we entered the underground research room, which had not been cleaned for more than three months, it was already covered with dust, and the air in the whole room was very poor, damp and pungent, and the exhaust fan was turned on for a while before the room could be considered to be able to breathe.
Yideng these people have not been here, even Liu Qian, who has been married to Wang Damin and slept for several years, is also the first time to come, everyone is quite interested in this wonderful building, 120 temporarily acted as a guide, and kept introducing various equipment to everyone.
Everyone was quite curious about my job, and 120 said without thinking about it: "114 is the sample collector here." ”
Look, this is talking, everyone heard it in a fog, and they didn't understand what kind of job the specimen collector belonged to, what grade, but it sounded awesome, so they immediately cast admiring glances at me.
After walking around, the crowd began to disperse, some playing with otherworldly signal receivers, some playing with fluctuation detectors, Yideng took off his robe full of holes, put on a patient's costume, and was taking a selfie with his mobile phone.
Judging from the current situation, all the progress is under control, the old man Fang Fang smiled, he was very interested in the things in the laboratory, I had to take his arm and say, "Fang Fang, you have to like it here, you can live here in the future!" ”
Fang Fang had a look of surprise in his eyes, but soon, he shook his head with a wry smile, sighed and said, "Forget it, such a big place, if it is haunted at night, it will be troublesome......"
I felt inexplicable at the time, listening to this guy's words, he seemed to be afraid of ghosts? Isn't there no reincarnation channel in the Demon Realm? There shouldn't be any ghosts there!
I smiled and asked, "Wouldn't it?" I heard that Fang Fang, there are no ghosts in that place! ”
Fang Fang responded to me with a smile: "I didn't know there were ghosts before, but I have been watching movies at home for the past two months...... The ghost movie is too scary...... I think that since it is shown on TV, it means that ghosts exist. ”
...... "I really want to explain to him the problem of reincarnation and yin, but now I don't have that time, the most important thing at the moment is to find out the identity of this old man and the reason why he came to the yang world, so I brought the topic to the demon world: "Fang Fang, do you have a TV there?" ”
Fang Fang shook his head: "No, there is no need to have, the place in my hometown is completely different from your world, you should have given priority to the development of that thing called technology, and ours, so all life depends on one thing!" ”
"What's that?"
"Spirit!"
This should be the magic that Lao Chi talked about, right? It's just that everyone has different angles and different names.
I then asked, "Sounds so awesome, what is the spirit?" How do you make it dependent? ”
Fang Fang was stunned for a moment, as if he was recalling the past:
"That's something similar to what you have here called oxygen, your people here need to breathe oxygen to survive, and our people there need to absorb divine energy to live, but our absorption and utilization of divine energy is far beyond your imagination, these days when I have nothing to do, I am comparing the advantages and disadvantages of your place and my hometown, are you interested in listening?"
I nodded hurriedly: "I'm so interested!" As I spoke, I took out a red river and put it to my mouth, and the old man glared at me with disdain, and stretched out his hand to make a gesture to me asking for a cigarette.
I blushed and hurriedly handed over one, only to hear Fang Fang sigh and say: "I'm afraid I can't quit this thing, I just saw others sucking me and laughing at me when I first came, but now I can't do without him myself." ”
I smiled and handed the old man half a box of cigarettes, which can be regarded as an act of buying people's hearts.
Sure enough, Fang Fang nodded with satisfaction, and asked me calmly, "Brother Tai, how old are you this year?" ”
I pondered for a while, but still reported Wang Damin's age: "32, what about you?" ”
Fang Fang: "According to your algorithm here, I am about 10,000 years old, this world is so wonderful, everyone's lifespan is too short, there are many things that have not been experienced and burped, it is better to be there than us, this is also the first difference!" ”
After listening to his words, the muscles on my face twitched, I don't know when it started, everyone's age is not counted in years, when I first met Diao Zetian, she was calculated in a hundred years, when I knew Lao Chi and them, people were counted in 10,000 years, and when I knew Yugong, people were calculated in millions of years.
It's like saying that my house is four or five hundred square meters, and you have to wear roller skating from the bedroom door to the window, and the other party can pretend to be more forceful, and tell you directly that he gets up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet to pee, and he has to walk out for several light years.
Seeing that I was stunned, Fang Fang smiled and said to me, "You must think I'm old, don't you?" Actually, I'm still young, and I was at school age in my hometown. If you want to talk about age, it has to belong to my grandfather, I heard his old man say that he is the first descendant of the Protoss to produce spiritual intelligence, that was hundreds of millions of years ago, but at that time, he was in a state of gestation, until more than 90 million years ago, he was officially born, my father is much younger, more than 40 million years old this year, and my mother is 1.2 million years old......"
Then, the old thing told him about the age of his whole family, which added up to billions, and if he didn't know the truth of the matter, I would have thought this guy was crazy.
After introducing the age of their family, he began to talk about the special features of magic: "In my hometown, the spirit is a necessity in life, it is a light blue light, floating around us, not only the existence of our descendants of the gods, but also the source of the light of my hometown, I heard my grandfather say, our previous home is not there, but a brighter and more open place, but we have never fought with people, and we were forced to be forced into there!" When I first came here, I almost thought that this world was the place my grandfather said it was! ”
First of all, this guy's words confirmed some of Lao Chi's statements, and secondly, this guy began to notice the problems of the world, and maybe one day he would ponder the problem of how to occupy this place.
However, this guy quickly changed his words: "It's a pity that it's not here!" ”
I was a little confused, "Why?" ”
He looked at me like a fool: "Because the world master that my grandfather said is like a cloud, and here...... Hehe, it's not that I look down on the people here, it's too weak, you are the strongest people I have seen since I came here, although I can't beat you, but you are not the opponent of a bodyguard in my family combined. ”
......I glared at him and asked, "You have a dark place, relying on some of the light emitted by the artifact, how can it sound like a desolate place, how can it be superior to us?" ”
Fang Fang explained: "You don't understand this, our divine energy has been used to a very high level, we can fly at will, any transformation, disappear in the divine qi at will, the things we usually eat and drink are all condensed by the divine energy, and the bath is also soaked in the liquefied divine energy pool, in my hometown, the situation of the family is also measured by the amount of physical divine energy, let me tell you, my family is only 100 million to one The ratio of liquefied divine energy is as much as a mountain!" ”
How does this seem to be a bit like the rich man who piled up mountains of grain in the past?
But I can only think about this in my heart, in front of the rich three generations, it is better to be polite, so I stretched out my thumb......
Fang Fang continued: "In our place, everything is inseparable from Shen Qi, let me give you a few analogies, first of all, the TV just mentioned, we will not have this kind of thing, if you want others to see the image you have seen, or a certain scene you conceived, then you only need to use a high-concentration Shen Qi biscuit or a bottle of Shen Qi drink to support, inject your mind into the thin Shen Qi, and the other party will see the image in your mind!" ”
Damn, such a great technique, I guess I won't be able to learn it in my life.
Fang Fang took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Also, let's take this phone number as an example, we don't need it there, as long as the two sides meet and write down each other's special marks, they can transmit their thoughts through their divine qi in the future." ”
I'm already a little uneasy, this is definitely a trick for the majority of ** silk to save phone bills.
Then, Fang Fang told me about the extraordinary things in the Demon Realm through several levels, such as that he could hey with girls in the air, and for example, what he ate was a Divine Qi biscuit, and then pulled out a Divine Qi poop, which is said to naturally dissipate in the air, and then be compressed into something edible again.
When it came to the shortcomings of the demon world, he summed it up like this: "If it's the shortcomings of my hometown, there are actually still some, and there is only one, we are too single there, I didn't think about this problem before I came out, until I came here, I found that in addition to our descendants of the gods, there are so many strange-shaped creatures, the flowers and plants here are so beautiful, and the birds and animals here are also very vibrant, I really don't want to go back...... If only I could truly control a body shell! ”
Seeing that the time was ripe, I quickly asked the most important sentence: "By the way, how did you get here?" Why? "Extrapolating from the time, he was eighty percent of the time I fainted when he went to the yang world, but how did he go from the demon world to the underworld?
Fang Fang lowered his head shyly, and whispered: "Actually, it's very simple, let's put it this way, I ran away from marriage, my grandfather has a very high status in my hometown, all these years, he has always wanted me to marry the granddaughter of a wealthy businessman, but I don't want to get married so early, once I get married, I don't have to play, I have to make a vow, and I have to live under the constraints of the oath for the rest of my life, and I can't mess around." I'm so young, rich and handsome, how could I get married so early? So I sneaked out of the house, but I didn't expect that the girl heard that I ran away from marriage, and actually chased after me, and the two of us ran after each other, and she chased me, and inexplicably came to the end of the gods, which is the only place in my hometown where there is no divine energy...... She finally caught up with me, and then she fought with me, and then my grandfather and her grandfather came one after another, and I was afraid that my grandfather would take her home and punish her, so I kidnapped the girl...... I threatened that if I was forced again, I would jump off with the girl in my arms, but I didn't expect to fall off with one foot in the air! ”
"You're going straight here after you fall?"
Fang Fang shook his head: "No, after falling down, I arrived at a place similar to here, but I didn't see what it looked like, about a second or two later, my eyes were dark again, and then when I woke up completely, there was an old lady lying next to me - that is, my old wife with this body!" ”