Chapter 251: Braised Pork Knuckles
"Okay, stir-fry and cook, you don't need me to go out. It's all my woman's work. I'm only responsible for collecting the bills, hehe! The boss of the dwarf smiled, revealing rows of jagged teeth. This time, Fang Tianbao held his breath and still smelled his bad breath.
After everyone sat down, Fang Tianbao, Moses, and Jiu Ye were in charge of ordering. Spicy or not, Fang Tianbao has to go through Ma Sisi's nod first. Moses and the Ninth Master suddenly discovered that Fang Tianbao had indeed changed a lot today. Only Ning Caichen was silent, smiling at the amorous changes in the world.
At this moment, Master Lu sat upright, did not speak, and did not drink tea.
He just kept looking at everything in the store. Looking at his expression, it seems that he is in a heavy mood. Even, for a few seconds, Master Lu seemed to have discovered something.
That's right, Master Lu saw a Tibetan thangka painting hanging on the wall of the hotel lobby. The thangka painting looks gorgeous, the fine brushwork is exquisite, and the strokes are very exquisite. Yes, it's a true Tibetan thangka master's work.
"Boss, where did you get this thangka?" Master Lu got up and came to the thangka painting. Because most thangkas are a creative subject matter and content. Therefore, although Master Lu felt that this thangka was very familiar, he couldn't remember where he had seen it after all.
"Oh, you say this is a broken painting! This is my woman's. You see, I am a believer in the pigs, but my woman insists on hanging this tattered painting here. She also said that one day, she will meet someone who knows the goods. In my opinion, she is an illiterate person......" The fat boss said of "Christ" as "Ki Pig", and as he was talking, suddenly a woman in her forties, came out of the kitchen. She wore an apron, and she must be the proprietress here.
The proprietress is in her forties, but she looks like she has an excellent figure. Her face, her figure, and her solid ability to walk should all be superb in the countryside. Fang Tianbao secretly wondered in his heart, he didn't expect that this Houjia Village would hide a dragon and a phoenix, and there would be such a charming female proprietress. Moreover, it seems that this proprietress is not only good-looking, but also diligent. How could he marry such a pig-like, butcher-like man?
"Good cabbage, let the pigs arch." Unexpectedly, at this moment, Ma Sisi and Fang Tianbao actually thought of going together.
"This big brother, you also know how to draw? This thangka is mine. When Master Lu was staring at the thangka, the good-looking and plump proprietress had already come to him.
"Oh, I'll take a look!" Master Lu looked at the proprietress in front of him slightly, but didn't see anything special, so he answered.
"Boss, look at the few of you, it seems that you are from other places, and your accent is not like a local." While showing everyone tea, the proprietress focused on Master Lu in front of her.
"Xiantao, where did you come from so much nonsense? A few people are starving to death, so hurry up and fuck the stir-fry. You're blind, you don't see, are there any foreign friends here? The short and fat boss, while insulting his wife, handed Fang Tianbao and the ninth master cigarettes. In particular, he looked at Moses the way a village governor looked at a provincial governor.
When Master Lu heard the word "fairy peach", his body suddenly twitched. It was as if someone had pricked him with a needle in the back.
Xiantao, she turned out to be Xiantao?
"Really, I say my own words, what do I care about you, I don't do any work, and I know how to scold people...... That's right, this seemingly smart and virtuous boss lady is named Wang Xiantao. She looked a little weak. Just now, she was scolded by her husband, but she didn't have a temper, so she went directly to the back kitchen.
"Boss, do you have a toilet in your house?" Master Lu saw Xiantao go to the back kitchen, so he pretended to be urgent.
"Master, didn't you pee under the bridge just now?" As soon as Fang Tianbao said this, he let Ma Sisi next to him step on it fiercely, and said, "When the master goes to the toilet, you also have to take care of it?" ”
"The toilet is next door to the kitchen, go ahead and turn right!" As the short boss spoke, he kept peeking at Ma Sisi with his peripheral vision. The weather is a little warmer today, and when Ma Sisi went out, he changed into a pair of black leggings. Therefore, her straight and slender beautiful legs are always provocative. Not to mention the fat boss, every time Fang Tianbao sees her beautiful legs, he feels like his brain is congested.
"Okay, thank you!" As Master Lu spoke, he went to the opposite side of the kitchen to find a toilet.
The toilet is small and can only accommodate one person standing to pee. After Master Lu entered the toilet, he closed the door slightly. And, at the moment when he closed the door, he saw through the crack in the door that the proprietress Xiantao was also turning to look at him.
When Xiantao saw Master Lu come in, she stood in front of the stove in a daze.
Because this is a hometown hotel. So, no one uses gas here. The kitchen burns briquettes. In the stove, the fire of briquettes burned fiercely, and the flames licked the bottom of the pot frantically like the tongues of fierce beasts. The pot for stir-frying has been burned red by the fire, and wisps of green smoke come out of the bottom of the pot.
Xiantao stood in front of the pot that was burned red, and suddenly, she couldn't feel the heat of being grilled. In his hand, he held a kitchen knife, and the cut potatoes were on the cutting board next to him. At this moment, it was as if she had suddenly forgotten how to stir-fry.
"Xiantao, why are you stunned?" Just when Xiantao was stunned, Humpty Dumpty boss came in. He saw that the pot was burning red, so he raised his hand and slapped Xiantao's buttocks hard.
"......" Xiantao was patted by her husband, and then she came back to her senses. She hurriedly put oil, served the vegetables, and stir-fried.
She held a spatula in her hand and struggled to stir-fry in the smoke. His stocky husband, like a lewd overseer, smiled and hippie, clipped his hands, and stood behind her all the time. She was expressionless, as if he wasn't there.
Her stir-fry posture is very graceful, full of a toned beauty. As soon as she stretched out her hand and shook the pot, her whole body shook with it, especially her plump inner one, which directly saw the short and fat boss hiding aside and swallowing saliva.
"Xiantao ......" The short and fat boss stared at the buttocks under the Xiantao apron and swallowed his saliva. He had a bad thought in his heart. As he spoke, he quietly stretched out his hand.
"What are you doing, don't do this, let people see!" Xiantao didn't turn around, but just shook his calloused hand directly away.
"Hey, wife, you're so stingy, you can't touch it?" The shopkeeper didn't get the oil, and he was a little angry.
"Shameless, who is your wife?" While Xiantao was talking, a plate of braised pork knuckle had been fried.
"Xiantao, don't be so angry, I said it, as long as you are well-behaved, the 50,000 yuan you owe me will be written off. And the thing you asked me to do......" Humpty Dumpty said, picking up shredded potatoes with one hand and reaching out to Xiantao's chest with the other. When he said "that incident", Xiantao exhaled heavily, and then closed his eyes, acquiescing to the boss's presumptuous behavior.
"Boss, why hasn't the dish been fried yet?" Fang Tianbao shouted, and the boss was so frightened that he quickly removed his hand and said, "Come on, braised pork hands are so good......
"Damn, braised pork knuckles, I think it's braised salted pork knuckles!" Jiu Ye tilted his head and saw clearly the whole process of the boss just using the "groping pig hand".