"Uncle, after crossing this bridge, which road in front is going to Houjia Village?"

When Fang Tianbao and Master Lu and their group of six people were about to come to Lao Hou's hometown Houjia Village, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. Along the way, there were buses and tricycles, and they crossed the mountains and rivers by boat, Fang Tianbao felt like he was going to the west to learn from the experience. When he came to the dilapidated arch bridge, he saw an old man fertilizing the vegetable patch.

"It stinks......"

Ma Sisi rarely came to the country, so when she saw the old man pouring out a large pile of gold from the dung bucket, she almost wanted to vomit again. Now, Fang Tianbao saw Ma Si vomiting, but he was not as relaxed as he was on the train before. In the future, if this Ma Sisi really vomits, it is really not a good sign.

"It stinks? This leek, without the protection of feces and urine, can grow so well? Girl, do you like to eat leeks? When the old man saw Ma Sisi's disgusting look, he became happy. He neither answered whether it was Houjia Village in front of him, nor did he pay attention to other people's questions.

Because after crossing the broken bridge in front of you, there are three forked roads, which lead to three different natural villages. Right now, Fang Tianbao and the others were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs. If they do go in the wrong direction, they won't have the energy to toss anymore.

"Uncle, come, take a rest first. How much is a pound of leek? After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he simply did a front flip from the arch bridge and jumped into the middle of the vegetable patch.

When the old man saw Fang Tianbao's good kung fu, he was startled at the time, and said, "Young man, you, you shouldn't be Li Xiaoshuang, right?" ”。 After speaking, his eyes widened again, and he looked the young man in front of him up and down.

"Is Li Xiaoshuang as handsome and tall as me?" Fang Tianbao said this, in fact, he was not wrong. Since the time of the fourth middle school. Fang Tianbao always felt knee pain because of the large amount of exercise. That's right, because he's always growing. Last week, he deliberately measured it, and it had already exceeded 1.80 meters.

"Young man, leek, but a good thing. You people in the city call this thing 'aphrodisiac grass', right? The old man saw that Fang Tianbao's face was a little pale, presumably he must have been inside last night. So, he secretly whispered in Fang Tianbao's ear.

"Yes, yes, I just want to ask you, how much is this leek?" As he spoke, Fang Tianbao handed the old man a cigarette. The old man took a closer look at the cigarette, and his pupils dilated instantly.

Wow, it turned out to be soft China.

"Five dollars a pound, how much do you want, young man?" The old man was holding the soft Chinese in his hand and was excited.

"Bring me three pounds first!" As soon as Fang Tianbao finished speaking, Moses, who was standing on the bridge, shouted loudly: "Tianbao, why do you want so many leeks?" I never eat leeks because I'll always get a mouthful......"

"Immortals are free and wonderful." After Ning Caichen finished speaking, he glanced at Ma Sisi with his residual eyes. At this moment, Ma Sisi's face was flushed with shame.

"Young man, do you see the three-story building in front of you with a red flag? There, it is Houjia Village. The old man accepted Fang Tianbao's soft Chinese, and sold three catties of leeks at a high price, and his heart blossomed.

"Thank you, uncle!" Fang Tianbao clapped his hands and went up the bridge with a large bag of leeks.

"Master, go straight ahead, it's Houjia Village." Fang Tianbao waved his hand and motioned for everyone to move forward.

"Tianbao, why are you buying so many leeks? Can we finish eating? Master Lu was a little puzzled.

"If I can't finish eating, I'll eat by myself. It's two o'clock in the afternoon, and we're definitely going to find a restaurant to eat. Aren't I afraid that I won't have anything to eat later? Leek omelette, my favorite, and aphrodisiac. Fang Tianbao finished with a smile and glanced at Ma Sisi again. At this moment, Ma Sisi had already bowed his head and walked to the front alone. As soon as she heard the word "leek", she was too ashamed.

"Brother Bao, in my opinion, you eat so many leeks because you want to increase your combat effectiveness to five stars, right?" Ning Caichen covered his mouth and said with a smile.

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After walking for about five minutes on the mountain path, everyone came to the entrance of Houjia Village. On the roof of the three-story building at the entrance of the village, a bright red flag was planted.

"It's strange, this store is so patriotic, and it actually planted a national flag." Jiu Ye walked in the front, and he found that this small three-story building turned out to be a hotel. The stomach was hungry like raising a frog, and the ninth master was happy when he saw the hotel.

"The red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside. It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, and the village chief is going to enter the door of the king's widow, can you handle it? Fang Tianbao came to the door of this restaurant called "Tiantian Hotel", and also looked up at the red flag on the roof of the third floor.

"Boss, the widow of our village, surnamed Liu, is called Third Sister Liu!" Before everyone entered the hotel, a boss with a big belly walked out with a big voice. When he shook and walked out, the gold chain around his neck was particularly eye-catching.

Fang Tianbao heard him speak, and hurriedly looked at him carefully. This boss is swarthy, with a big face and a thick neck, and a mouth full of yellow teeth. Three meters away, Fang Tianbao could smell his bad breath like a biological weapon.

"Boss, it seems that you are very familiar with the widow Liu Sanjie in your village?" Fang Tianbao smiled, led everyone straight into the restaurant, and said, "Good wine and good food, let's open a table first." Remember, help me get a few more plates of scrambled eggs with leeks. ”

After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, five or six people rushed in. Suddenly, a large swarm of flies in the lobby of the hotel swooped in from inside.

"Boss, are you a restaurant, or a public toilet?" Moses had never been to a hotel with such poor sanitary conditions. Together with Ma Sisi, he covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and just wanted to escape, but was pulled back by Fang Tianbao. In other words, it's two o'clock in the afternoon, and there is only such a restaurant in Houjia Village, where else can I eat?

"Hey, I didn't expect you to speak Mandarin so well. Look at what you said, if we were a public toilet, could we have this? ”

The sight of Moses speaking fluent Mandarin was as novel as seeing a sow walking up a tree. He said, then gesturing at the wall. When everyone looked at it, it turned out that there was a "health permit" issued by an unknown health department posted on the wall. Unfortunately, the "health permit" stamped with a red seal also had a cockroach the size of a thumb crawling.

Ma Sisi is only afraid of spiders, not cockroaches. She picked up one of the chopsticks on the table and flicked it with her fingers. I saw that the chopsticks, like bullets with eyes, directly hit the poor Xiaoqiang.

There was a muffled sound of "plop", and the little strong on the wall was poked out of his body by chopsticks.

"Oh, this beauty can still flick her fingers? It's amazing, it's amazing! The fat boss, as soon as Ma Sisi entered the door, stared at her in a daze. At this moment, he was stunned when he saw Ma Sisi still stretching out his hand like this.

"Wash the dishes and cook, look at it again, be careful to blind your eyes......" Ma Sisi glanced at the boss.

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