"Damn, I watched it once, but I didn't understand it at all, this speed and this shot, fast forward."

"It's too fast."

"The protagonist is so handsome."

"I listened back and forth three times, and finally memorized the lines, which was hilarious."

"All in all, brother is just a legend, haha, laughed to death."

"I actually jerked off at Sister Chi Ling, cow!"

"The male protagonist is too cheap, and the speed of speech is super fast."

"This style is against the sky again, faster than the pace of 7-Up advertising."

"The white swordsman has a good figure, fresh meat."

"I've become a fan of "All in All", Brother Bai, please take my knees."

"The trailer is super bullish, looking forward to the feature film."

"If you don't read the subtitles, you can't keep up with the rhythm at all, and the feature film won't be the same style, right?"

"The feature film is coming out quickly!"

“……”

Li Jinming sat cross-legged on the sofa, she didn't have to make up classes today, she didn't plan to go home to see her parents, and the crew didn't have her role, so she stayed in the room alone, holding the computer and surfing the Internet. It's already noon, Bai Yuhan just called, and he won't come back for dinner at noon because of too many times in the morning's scene.

Therefore, Li Jinming simply boiled a soup, papaya stewed broth, and was ready to deal with it casually.

; One; Root; Read, the novel yb+du kitchen stove, a small fire burns slightly.

She looked at the computer, sometimes smiling, sometimes raising eyebrows, sweet happiness written all over her face. Since the same as Bai Yuhan. After living in the future, one of her big hobbies is to watch the works taken by her man and read the messages of those netizens. When I see positive comments, I feel excited, and when I see negative comments, I complain that these people don't know how to appreciate them.

This time, "All in All" was launched, as a collaboration between her and Bai Yuhan, she naturally had great expectations.

Fortunately, the effect of the teaser was amazingly exciting, and even she herself was conquered by Bai Yuhan, who was cheap in the film. Whether it's body movements or language lines, it's humorous and can't be said. The vast majority of netizens, like her, are almost all praising and looking forward to the feature film.

Twelve o'clock passed a short time, and the page refreshed.

The first episode of "All in All" was officially launched.

Li Jinming opened it for the first time to watch.

Color film butterflies fly.

"Produced by Youku."

The black and white swordsman draws his sword.

"White Swordsman Studio."

The screen lights up, and the White Swordsman appears at a party, listening to music and nodding his head.

A silly big sister-like woman, holding a beer bottle in both hands, shouted excitedly: "My birthday is still your birthday." ”

So it won the loud cheers of many guests.

Some people drink together, some take pictures, and some sing to TV. All sorts of shots flashed like machine guns.

"All in all."

“bref。”

"I noticed this girl at Xu Wan's party."

The white swordsman turned his eyes to the side, and the heroine played by Li Jinming turned her head, with smoky makeup and big curly hair, she looked particularly beautiful.

So I asked Xu Wan if she had a boyfriend.

She said, "I don't know."

The white swordsman looked at the stupid eldest sister, and the stupid eldest sister shook her head.

"I asked Wang Tao."

He said, "I don't know."

The white swordsman looked at a rubbing man, and the rubbing man also shook his head.

"I asked Shen Cong."

He said......"

The camera shows a man who is singing, and the man shakes his head and says, "I can't hear you." ”

"I asked Li Xiaojuan again."

She said......"

A drunken woman suddenly vomited into the trash can.

The white swordsman sat to the side with his mouth flat.

The narrator speaks: "Uh...... Let's just assume I don't know. ”

"So I walked over."

The white swordsman walked up to the heroine and said something.

"I told a joke and she laughed."

The heroine smiled brightly.

"I told another joke and she didn't laugh."

"Actually, she didn't understand."

The heroine said, "I didn't understand. ”

"That's not to say."

"There's a man."

The man looked like he was scared, and said to the white swordsman, "My name is Liu Yuan." ”

"I thought it was her man, so I slipped away."

The White Swordsman turned around and walked away.

"But it's actually her gay boyfriend."

Liu Yuan cocked his orchid fingers, twisted and said, "I hate it." ”

"I'm back."

The white swordsman came to the heroine's side again.

"She had a popcorn on her shoulder."

The shot gives the heroine a shoulder with a popcorn sticking to it.

"I pretended I didn't see it."

"But I was actually wondering how this popcorn got there."

"I asked her ......"

The white swordsman spoke: "What kind of work are you doing?" ”

The heroine said: "Cashier. ”

"It's boring."

The heroine continued: "Our shop mainly sells yellow discs. ”

"It's fun all of a sudden."

The heroine added: "So what I have here is a good film." ”

"It's so much fun."

The white swordsman opened his mouth wide, suppressed his surprise, and said seriously: "Very good job." ”

The camera flashed, and the white swordsman took out his mobile phone.

"I received a text message saying ......"

The text message on the mobile phone reads: "her, ahh ”

"Exactly eight."

The white swordsman turned his head, and the camera followed his gaze and advanced to a yellow-haired man sitting on the sofa, officially Zhao Dafei played a cameo role.

"It turned out to be Niu Yinan on the sofa, and he has been peeking until now."

The camera gave Niu Yinan a close-up, and Niu Yinan smiled lewdly and nodded at the white swordsman.

The White Swordsman responded with a smile.

She asked me.

The heroine asks, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"I stuttered."

"I said my mom was sick."

The heroine was surprised: "Huh? ”

"But it's much better."

The heroine smiled: "Oh. ”

"While trying to figure out how to play the round, I finally understood how the popcorn got there."

The camera played back quickly, and Liu Yuanxiao's expression filled the entire frame. The popcorn in his hand was stained. That's how popcorn came about.

She said.

The heroine's words pulled the white swordsman back from his thoughts: "I'll smoke a cigarette." ”

"I hate women who smoke."

The heroine suddenly turned around and asked, "Are you coming?" ”

"But I can't stand being alone."

So the white swordsman followed him.

"She gave me a wink."

The heroine turned her head and blinked, very seductive.

"I'm flattered."

Then Niu Yinan made a hidden gesture to cheer me on.

Niu Yinan's face stretched out in front of the camera, and his expression continued to be lewd. Swing, put both hands on the side of the mouth, clench the left hand into a fist in the middle of a slit, stretch out the middle finger of the right hand, insert it into the fist of the left hand, stuff it back and forth, and pull it out.

"Fill up with oil."

The quick narration, coupled with flashing shots, makes up the style of All in All. The whole drama is supported by the inner narration of the white swordsman, and occasionally embellished with the dialogues of some characters. Each shot is long and short, but the longest is no more than 1 second, and the shortest is even just a flash.

Li Jinming watched "All in All", more than a minute passed, his expression was still the same as before, and he watched the video intently, not daring to be distracted at all. Because as long as you are distracted, you will definitely miss the plot.

Dangdang, dangdang!

The picture advances from Niu Yinan's shot like a skip frame to another shot, the white swordsman is honestly standing in front of the heroine, the heroine is holding a lady's cigarette in her hand, saying something.

"We're talking again."

"She squirted ......"

The heroine puffs a cigarette at him.

"She squirted, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6......"

Before and after, left and right, six shots flashed, and the heroine also sprayed the white swordsman six times.

For the last time, the narrator repeats: "Seven times! Fucking spewed me in the face! ”

"Then she asked me."

"Can you tell me your phone number?"

“oh！ yes！ ”

The white swordsman is secretly cool.

"I gave it to her."

She said......"

The heroine said while remembering the number: "Thank you! Liu Yuanjun will be happy! He stalked me and asked me to ask you for your number. ”

Then I replied......"

The White Swordsman said coolly, "You have popcorn sticking to your shoulders from just now. ”

Then he smiled slightly: "There will be a period later." ”

"All in all, I hooked up with this girl."

The white swordsman left in style, leaving the heroine with a stunned face.

Dangdangdang!

Subtitles appear.

"Director, screenwriter, producer, editor: Bai Yuhan."

"Assistant Director......

The subtitles continue the usual fast pace and flash by.

The screen lights up again.

The white swordsman was lying on the bed and his cell phone rang.

It reads: "You have a new text message. ”

An Kai looked at it, and it read: "Hi, I'm Liu Yuan." ”

With a click, the White Swordsman threw the phone away.

"Forehead ......"

A sigh.

"All in all."

“bref。”

The first episode, 2 minutes, ends here.

Li Jinming smiled at this time, "All in all" was even better than she imagined. This drama, from the very beginning, is not funny, but a kind of complaining about life, using a unique way to interpret the joys and sorrows of life. Therefore, after watching the first episode of "All in All", there will not be many impulses to laugh.

Some just smiled faintly, as if they had taken a sip of water after running, and they were comfortable.

……

After eating, Li Jinming picked up the computer again and surfed the Internet.

refreshed the webpage, and below the first episode of "All in all", there are more than 500 more comments.

"It's super fun, haha, it's just too short and too fast."

"There are a lot of balabala, and I feel that I can hear every word clearly, but when combined, I don't remember what I heard at all. I'll have to watch it again. ”

"It's beautiful, and the atmosphere is super high."

"There's no trailer yet."

"The plot is good, it doesn't leave you time to wait at all, and you don't dare to distract yourself for a moment."

"Tragedy, I said a few words to my father, and when I looked back, the film was over."

"All in all, I've seen it!"

"It's only been two minutes!"

"Come on, gesture hanging! The heroine turned out to be a seller of yellow discs, even more hanging! ”

"White swordsman talent! I'm looking forward to the follow-up episodes! ”

"Don't you dare to say slow!"

"It's not in vain, it's another surprise film!"

"This speed of speech is not something that ordinary people can practice, right?"

"I wanted to hook up with a girl, but I was hooked up by gay, haha."

"I don't read the subtitles, I don't understand it at all, I read the subtitles, I don't understand it at all, I have to watch it back and forth several times to understand!"

"Half a minute of buffering, and then watching a 2-minute plot, the egg hurts!"

Testimonials and numerous praises.

All in all, the first episode of the first season of "All in All" is going to be hot!

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