Chapter 017: Life is like a play

Facing the demolition ruins, the white swordsman and Niu Yinan looked at each other and were speechless.

Jingle bells, jingle bells!

At this time, the ringtone of the mobile phone diverted the frustration of the two.

The white swordsman took out his mobile phone, which was the mobile phone news newspaper he subscribed to: "There was a huge bank theft in our city today. The suspects in the theft were two men, one wearing black casual clothes, the other wearing a red plush jacket, carrying a green bag on his shoulders and black stockings. According to the police investigation, the two suspects entered the secret passage of the bank through a mysterious drawing left many years ago and successfully stole it. ”

Drawing?

The white swordsman was thoughtful.

At this moment, shouts such as "don't run" and "stop" were heard from afar.

The camera zoomed out along the gaze of the two, and just saw that more than a dozen "policemen" wearing black security uniforms. Cha", chasing two people, ran towards this side.

White Swordsman: "Black casual clothes? ”

Niu Yinan: "Red plush coat? ”

White Swordsman: "Green bag on both shoulders? ”

Niu Yinan: "Black stockings? Aren't these the two in the news! ”

Without saying a word, the two reached out and stopped the thief.

Alarm. Cha Daxi: "Thank you very much for seeing the unevenness of the road and pulling out the knife to help!" ”

"It's okay, that's what we're supposed to do!" The white swordsman said with a smile.

!One! Root! Read! Novel xstxt "Search for evidence of their crimes first!" "A police officer. "It's a handwritten drawing." ”

Smack!

The white swordsman immediately saw that a worn-out drawing had fallen out of the pocket of a thief. When I picked it up, it turned out to be the bank map I drew back then!

Shocked!

Afterglow saw the police. Cha only cared about subduing the thief, did not pay attention to himself, and swallowed the drawings with a spirit......

Click! Click! Click!

The camera switched to the scene of the messy reporter's interview, on the screen, the white swordsman and Niu Yinan were holding a good citizen card in their hands, smiling from ear to ear, and were stretched out to their lips by many microphones of different shapes, asking for an interview.

"Look at the camera! Look at the camera! ”

"Come on, come on!"

"Interview."

"Two heroes, please accept an interview with our Celestial Empire TV!" A reporter with a microphone in his hand, a short close-up.

"I'm from xx TV!"

"Look at this ...... of you"

"Two righteous and courageous, we worship you!"

"Wow, you're so handsome!"

"May I ask how you had the courage to step forward and subdue the gangsters in that extremely dangerous scene at that time?"

"You have embodied the spirit of our modern civilization!"

"It's commendable."

For a while, the clicking sound was constant, and the flashing lights were also constant, so it was not lively.

Mixed with the noise of reporters, there is also the boastful narration of the white swordsman and Niu Yinan: "At that time...... We thought of the country...... The Party educates us...... Yes, it's too late...... This is what a good citizen should do! ”

At the end, the camera froze on the white swordsman's face, with a cheap smile, and stretched out his hand to point at the camera: "Remember, be a good person!" ”

Smack!

The camera dimmed, and there was a faint narration: "Since then, the white swordsman and Niu Yinan have completed their self-redemption, decided to do things in a down-to-earth manner, be honest people, and serve the people, so they joined the Luzhou City Chengguan Brigade and became a glorious chengguan." ”

The subtitles are also slowly rising.

"Director: Bai Yuhan."

"Screenwriter: Bai Yuhan."

"Assistant Director: Li Yumin."

"Starring: Bai Yuhan as Bai Swordsman, Zhao Dafei as Niu Yinan, Liu Yuan as Sai Banxian."

"Performances: xx, xxx, xxx."

"Camera: Ma Xin."

"Co-ordinator: Zhao Dafei."

"Post-Production: Cheng Tianle."

"Editing and compositing: Bai Yuhan, Li Yumin."

"Producer: White Swordsman Studio."

"Cooperative ICQ: 258108294 (group)."

"May 28, 2006."

"Episode 2, end."

After the subtitles, it can be said that the trailer of the easter egg was followed up immediately, introducing several stills from the next episode, and previewing the launch of "Happy Little 2b: Science is Scary" on June 11.

……

"It's better than the first episode, and it's two minutes longer, which is good."

"There are a lot of laughs, laugh non-stop, and praise it."

"It's getting better and better, support the White Swordsman Studio, and support two small 2Bs."

"It's a bit far-fetched, but it's much better than the TV series."

"That white swordsman is very handsome, and he has a bit of the demeanor of a star master, what do you think?"

"I hope to see the third episode soon, two Monday episodes, it's too fucked up."

"Why can't I add ICQ if I add it?"

"I can't add it, I want to verify it, and I get rejected every time, what are you doing."

Seeing this, Bai Yuhan, who was enjoying the praise of netizens, logged in to his account and replied to these netizens who planned to add ICQ but couldn't do so.

"Let me explain: 1. This ICQ is used for business cooperation, and it is not communicated with the outside world, of course, no one has come to communicate yet. 2, everyone knows that filming costs money, our studio is all ordinary people outside the circle, and now we are filming at our own expense, and we are still in the learning stage, and we can't do it, and two episodes a week is the limit. 3. If you want to communicate, you can pay attention to the new 'White Swordsman'. Lang blog, post 'White Swordsman', or leave a message in the comment area, we will all watch it. 4. Thank you for your affirmation, all the staff of the White Swordsman Studio are working at full speed to bring you more fun and beautiful films. ”

After replying, after looking at the number of hits, it has soared to 34,000, which is obviously much greater than the impact caused by the first episode, which makes him more confident in the new career he has chosen. With a good mood, Bai Yuhan continued to devote himself to filming

And netizens saw the author of the short film replying in person, and suddenly there was a burst of sycophants and thighs.

"Bai Da left a message, touch."

"You can't add this ICQ, you can get another ICQ that you can communicate casually."

"It costs money to make a film, and the brothers who have money will hold a money field, and those who don't have money will hold a personal field, and they will be able to top the White Swordsman Studio."

"There was a bloody case of Hu Ge steamed buns before, and now there is a 2b hilarious life, and he is really still a master in the people."

"Bai Da, my puppy is gone, can I advertise, I'm willing to pay a hundred oceans!"

"Yangliu County Chengbei Billiards Hall, ready to advertise!"

"What, can you advertise at the Yelai Fragrant Chicken Shop?"

"Damn, the chicken shop above is so shameless, how can it pollute the network...... Say it quickly, how many addresses, I want to criticize and criticize. ”

"How did I pollute the Internet, the spicy chicken at our night fragrant chicken shop is a must."

"It's a restaurant, Khan."

"If you want to be crooked, pull it out and play JJ a hundred times!"

……

"Happy Little 2b" quietly rose on the Internet, and the White Swordsman Studio also began to become famous, but for Bai Yuhan in Luzhou City, life is still the same.

Writing scripts, making films, and occasionally going outside to relax, after more than half a month of adaptation, the trajectory of life has entered a calm rhythm.

Just after the third episode of "Science is Crazy" was completed and post-production began, the fourth episode of "Blind Date to Win the Future" also entered filming.

In this episode, it mainly tells the strange things that happened on the way of the protagonist White Swordsman on his way to a blind date. And Tao Jing, who successfully hooked up with Bai Yuhan, will play the heroine of this episode.

Early in the morning of June 10th, Bai Yuhan got up from the bed, and when Ma Xin and Zhang Lan came over, the crew started filming in his rental house. The scene is Bai Yuhan's one-man show, and only Bai Yuhan needs to perform alone, but Tao Jing will also come to observe, in fact, she is lying in Bai Yuhan's quilt at the moment.

In the past week or two, Tao Jing has been very diligent.

This little girl is beautiful, with a pair of long legs that are very powerful, and she is still a little jerky in terms of technique, but she is not conservative and knows how to cooperate, and many of the moves proposed by Bai Yuhan are willing to try. And it's easy to feed, take her out to eat food stalls and pass it away, Bai Hanyu is also happy to continue to keep it.

"Hurry up, wait for Ma Xin and Zhang Lan to come over, make up the bed, don't let them know that you spend the night with me."

"So what?" Tao Jing turned over, the thin blanket slipped off her body, and the red bra could hardly hide her beautiful carcass. Body.

Bai Yuhan pulled her up, frowned and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." Brother, I still have a well-known high-quality single resource in the circle, and I will have to rely on this name in the future, how can I be exposed because of you. For Tao Jing, he never concealed his attitude of treating her as a friend.

Everyone takes what they need, and naturally there is no need to be hypocritical.

Tao Jing dispelled the drowsiness at this time, and with a pair of big watery eyes, she glared at Bai Yuhan fiercely: "Sleeping old lady, I still think about other women in my heart, White Swordsman, you are bad to the bones." ”

"Knowing that I'm bad, you just take it easy and don't set yourself on fire." Bai Yuhan picked up a pack of Su cigarettes from the bedside table, took out one and lit it, and said nonchalantly.

Tao Jing asked while dressing: "Hey, you guy, don't you have a little bit of humanity, we have been together for so long, don't you have any feelings for me at all." ”

"The relationship is too mysterious, don't talk to me about this."

"Bastard, you men don't have anything in their brains but sperm worms!"

"Stop grinding, hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, you don't want to move until I pick you up, right?"

"Hmph, no."

Looking at Tao Jing twisting Xiao Qiao. buttocks, ran into the bathroom in a huff, Bai Yuhan hurriedly made the bed, put away Tao Jing's traces, purse and everything, so as not to be seen that a woman spent the night here last night. There is still a difference between others speculating that he is playing with women outside, and sitting on him playing with women.

Everything was cleaned up, Bai Yuhan took Tao Jing and went out for breakfast.

On the way back, I happened to receive a call from Ma Xin, and he and Zhang Lan had already rushed over.

"I'm going to have breakfast outside, I'll go back right away, wait a minute."

When everyone met, Bai Yuhan explained again: "Tao Jing rushed over in the morning, she wants to come to study, just ignore her." ”

Tao Jing immediately glared at him dissatisfied, and then greeted Ma Xin and Zhang Lan with a smile: "Hello everyone, I'm Tao Jing, a newcomer, you two take care of me." ”

Seeing her trying to pretend to be pure, Bai Yuhan wanted to laugh.

Sure enough, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills.

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ps: Thank you for the rewards of Jiangshan Yongzhu, Fei Nie, and Interstellar Drama.