"It's so funny, the director who made this film is really talented, how did you come up with it, it's funny."

Li Lei's laughter trembled, and the short film continued.

After Sai Banxian said the proposal to wash and sleep, the white swordsman almost didn't react: "Yes...... Damn, you're kidding me? ”

Sai Banxian is still a master: "Hmph, ignorant shaft!" Although the old man is well versed in yin and yang, knows the heavenly machine, the jade tree is in the wind, and is chic and dignified, you must understand that there is nothing in the world that is not earned for nothing! If you want to develop, you can only work hard! Of course, hard work alone isn't enough, you also need a strong skill! ”

As he spoke, Sai Banxian suddenly pulled the collar of his clothes, reached out and took out a book from his arms, which was in the same style as the book "Rulai Divine Palm" just now, but the cover of this book had the words "Successology" written on it!

"See, this book is the old man's exhaustion of his skills, summarizing the general trend of the world, analyzing the experience of countless successful people throughout the ages, and spending 9981 days to write, which can help make a fortune quickly "Success" cheats! Originally, I planned to keep it for myself, but I'm old, and I don't value things outside my body anymore, this world will be yours in the future, take it, just give ten yuan. ”

"So powerful! Thank you, Master, you can take the ten dollars. The speed at which the white swordsman changed his face, not how much worse he was not a half-immortal, and immediately handed over ten yuan and left with "Successology" in his hand.

On the way, he couldn't help but flip it open and take a look.

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On the first page of "Successology", it is written "Chapter 1: Elements of Success".

Then, the picture ripples like water waves, and the colors transform into black and white, which quickly transitions to a classroom.

In the classroom, the former Sai Banxian transformed into a success master in a suit and leather shoes, and pointed to the blackboard full of various abstract words and images: "If you want to make a fortune and want to succeed, you must know the conditions required for success!" The old man summarized the three elements, first of all, you need a goal! ”

The place to which the heavenly line refers is a house, and next to it is annotated in Chinese and English: "Bank, bank." ”

Then the camera quickly cuts to the beginning of the film, where the white swordsman is standing in front of the toilet, secretly drawing a map of the bank.

……

"That's what I mean." Li Lei suddenly realized and understood the meaning of the first few shots, a narrative method to interpolation.

With a smile, keep watching.

The short film also returned to the classroom again, and the handsome Sai Banxian pointed the antenna at several stickmen on the blackboard again: "After you have determined the goal, you still need a team!" ”

Smack!

The screen switches again.

This time, it's a very scruffy room, and the first thing that catches the shot is a low table, behind which is a bed with piles of dirty laundry and clumps of toilet paper.

Anyone with experience knows what this means.

On the wall next to the bed, there is sex one by one scratching the head and posing. Sense of star poster.

The camera went dark for a while, and when it lit up again, the white swordsman was holding his hands crossed in front of his chest, looking grimly ahead, and on the snow-white wall behind him, he also wrote the four big words "successful person" clearly with a brush, which was quite stylish.

However, before he was handsome for a few minutes, there was a divine turn.

I saw the camera slowly move down and zoom away, and the picture of the wind just now turned out to be just a photo.

On the low table below the photo, the real White Swordsman is looking ahead with his hands crossed, in the same posture as in the photo. A real person, a photo, different dimensions, the same pose, the comedic effect, hilarious. In fact, there is a source for this episode, and Bai Yuhan borrowed the footage of the first episode of a British short drama "IT Maniac".

"Can you ...... Can you not be so funny...... Ha ha. ”

Li Lei didn't know how many people there would be, she laughed when she saw this clip, anyway, she herself laughed without an image, and her stomach hurt when she laughed.

But soon she was attracted to the plot and stopped laughing.

Opposite the white swordsman, there was another young man with dyed yellow hair, who was Niu Yinan in the first episode.

The two faced each other, cigarettes between their fingers.

The room was filled with smoke and the atmosphere was solemn.

Suddenly, the white swordsman shook the cigarette between his fingers and said very seriously: "Niu Yinan, how many years have you and I been brothers?" ”

Niu Yinan also shook the cigarette between his fingers, and suddenly, his eyes were deep and he sang: "Ten years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you......"

In an instant, the solemn atmosphere just now was swept away, leaving only the funny that made people cry and laugh.

"Stop!"

Listening to Niu Yinan singing "Ten Years" out of tune, the white swordsman immediately tilted his head to the side, stretched out his hand to block Niu Yinan's face, and couldn't bear to look directly: "Speak human words." ”

"Nine years, seven months and five days, White Swordsman!"

The white swordsman looked at Niu Yinan coldly and paused for three seconds: "Yes, it's ten years away from one month and fourteen days." ”

Then he squinted his eyes, leaned forward, and continued: "Don't say that brothers are not righteous, if you have a big business, it depends on whether you have the courage or not." ”

"Big business?" Niu Yinan took a puff of cigarette and spit it out gently, "How big?" ”

"Millions!"

"Okay, I promise!"

"Huh?" The white swordsman was stunned, "Damn, you agreed so quickly, I still have a lot of arguments that don't come in handy." ”

"Between brothers, there is no need to be polite."

"That's right, good brother!"

"Good buddy!"

The two were immediately moved to cry and hug each other.

In Li Lei's laughter, the short film flashes back to the classroom. Sao's race half-immortal began to introduce the third element: "Plan!" ”

After the flashback ended, the white swordsman and Niu Yinan were already in a small alley.

"Brother, rob. Is it too risky to rob a bank? ”

"High risk and high harvest, don't be afraid, I have a careful plan!" The white swordsman smiled proudly, then reached out and took out a piece of white paper from his arms, on which was a map with ghost drawing talismans, "This is the topographic map of the bank that I drew after many days of rigorous investigation and consultation, using my professional mapping knowledge. With it, the bank is our personal ATM! ”

After speaking, he laughed very coldly.

"Brother, Gao Ming!" Niu Yinan immediately patted his ass, "That, brother, are you rich, I'll buy a pack of cigarettes to strengthen my courage." ”

"Cowardice." The white swordsman scolded, but still took out five yuan and handed it to him.

After a while, the two stood in front of China Construction Bank.

Then look at each other as well.

"Are you ready?"

"Everything is ok!"

"Then do it...... Hey, no, what about my map? "The white swordsman was about to commit a crime, and suddenly the map he had worked so hard to draw was gone.

At this time, a gray memory came in, and it turned out that when he paid for Niu Yinan to buy cigarettes, the map fell very unfortunately.

"You pig teammate!" The white swordsman was speechless.

"Brother, what should I do next? Without the map, let's go back and wash and sleep. Niu Yinan asked squirmedly.

"Alas, don't be afraid!"

The white swordsman narrowed his eyes, and the screen quickly flashed back to the book "Success Studies", and turned the third page, which read, "Chapter 3・You still need a plan B." ”

At the end of the flashback, the white swordsman said confidently: "All this is as I expected, I have already made a plan B!" ”

Swish!

As soon as the picture changed, the two were already standing on an empty and desolate construction site, all naked. Exposed dirt, and clumps of weeds.

"Brother, what are you bringing me here for, it's all suburbs, dozens of kilometers away from the bank."

"Digging tunnels, of course."

"Digging here?"

"You know, it's secluded here, it's the best place to do it, and no one else can imagine that instead of digging tunnels near the bank, we ran here to dig tunnels, which is a good cover for our plan of action. Remember, before you do anything, think about safety first and be invincible! ”

The white swordsman said in a very manly manner, and at this moment, a worker walked past him with a cart pulling bricks.

It's a very cold joke.

Li Lei's smile is no longer a laugh, she smokes and smokes, I'm really afraid that I will laugh out of my own fault.

However, the two 2Bs in the short film turned a blind eye to the workers, and still thought they were clever and took out the tools of the crime, two spoons.

"Brother, just dig with this?" Niu Yinan was surprised.

"You know what, have you seen the movie "The Shawshank Redemption"? The protagonist in it uses such a tool to dig through the tunnel, escape from prison, enjoy the long-lost freedom, and live a happy life. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”

"I believe you, White Swordsman!"

"Then let's do it quickly."

……

At this point in the short film, Li Lei finally couldn't help but press the pause.

If she didn't stop for a while, she was really afraid of laughing to death.

For 2006, when online short dramas had not yet appeared on a large scale, the "Happy Little 2B" series was undoubtedly an innovative form. Every joke, if it is placed in a few years, may not be new, but now, it is the existence of laughing to death and not paying for life. When this paragraph is put together, the funny power that erupts is simply unstoppable.

Li Lei laughed so much that she couldn't laugh anymore, other netizens didn't laugh badly, compared to the monotony of only two stories in the first episode, the story of this episode is undoubtedly more tortuous and departing, and the laughter is more sufficient.

"It's not in vain, white swordsman, give it awe!" Lin Shuhua, a big man who picks his feet, took a group of colleagues to watch it this time, and when he saw those female colleagues' smiling chests, he enjoyed this atmosphere contentmently.

The ancients said that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all, and this is the truth.

No matter how netizens laughed, the short film continued

The figure of the white swordsman and Niu Yinan digging a tunnel with a spoon in his hand slowly dimmed, and when the picture lit up again, he had come to a demolition ruin in the morning light, the sun rose in the east, and accompanied by three words that slowly emerged "N years later".

Smack!

A shoe is thrown out of a hole in the rubble.

Then, the white swordsman and Niu Yinan crawled out of the cave with a gray face, and then looked around blankly, except for a few lonely low houses, all of them were in ruins, and there was no imaginary appearance of a bank vault.

"What's the situation?" The White Swordsman was confused.

"It's not the end of the world, is it?"

"It's really a moment underground, it's been a thousand years in the world!"

After sighing, the two took out a map of Luzhou City, which is necessary for home travel.

"Did you dig in the wrong place?"

"That's right, it's clearly written on the map, this is it!"

"That's a!" Niu Yinan angrily pushed away the map, looked around, and suddenly found a wooden sign at his feet, which read, "The bank has moved to the government. Wuxin District".

After reading it, the two glanced at each other, and broke out at the same time: "I'll wipe it!" ”

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ps: The recent chapters, mainly repeating some of the content of the previous harmonious "Entertainment Show Era", because the setting is similar, so the content of some short films is not willing to be discarded. In the future, Lao Bai's own adaptation of the film will be written in detail, and everyone is welcome to criticize and correct. If there is no adaptation, I won't write it in detail, and if you want to know, you can go online and watch the original version on your own.

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