As soon as Chairman Cho started singing, I felt a little like self-harm.

"Love when you die...... Not dripping and not happy......"

Suddenly, the teacup and beer bottle shattered to the ground, and countless people knelt on the ground and kowtowed to beg President Zhao to stop singing!

The staff member next to me ran around like crazy, hitting the wall when he saw it, and biting people when he saw it!

By the time President Zhao finished his song, the people in the entire venue had basically collapsed, and their IQ was obviously destroyed, damn it, this old thing actually scored 42 points!

Next, the programs were one after another, the brain damage index was constantly refreshed, and the Wei Wu brothers performed a drama called: My Life! The high literary index and brain damage index are amazing!

Bai Yuzhen performed the guzheng playing, although the intention was good, but Jingba's claws were always not as good as human hands, and a good tune was stunned to make the feeling of scraping the glass with an iron knife.

My former father-in-law Liu Junshan and Liu Qian actually performed a show, and named me to make a cameo, I was stupid when I heard the name: Chen Shimei is legendary!

Liu Qian's performance can be described as a true expression of feelings, sincere feelings, crying dead and alive, and in the end, I was symbolically slashed by a kitchen knife, which can be regarded as being given by Bao Gong!

Before stepping down, Liu Qian secretly said in my ear: "I have decided, you are the people, no matter who you are, I will treat you as the people!" From tomorrow, I'm going to chase you, I'm going to start a long war with that woman! ”

Chairman Zhao once said: Coal City produces Biao people! Sure enough, Liu Qian has been in contact with this group of biao people since yesterday, and as a result, her brain is rusty today!

Under my coercion and temptation, this show got a high score of 48 points, and my father-in-law said that he was an intellectual, and he voted for himself 8 points!

Not long after I stepped down, Morning Glory reported another sketch: Hedong Lion's Roar, starring, Chen Yuanyuan, Wang Damin!

I was so frightened that I hurriedly crawled to Morning Glory and asked her what was going on, and the old lady looked at me sympathetically: "Master, don't blame me, the master commanded, the disciple didn't dare to disobey!" ”

Next, I performed a story of how a virtuous man was made for everyone, and the Su Diao complex pierced more than 3,000 stitches on my body, sewed out more than 200 patterns, and finally, connected my feet and the back of my head!

Before Su Diao Complex stepped down, he left me with a cold sentence: "You brought us up, you brought things on your own, don't make yourself uncomfortable, and then look at Liu Qian, don't blame me for making a trick!" ”

What the hell, what's the trick? How miserable could I be?

The most hateful thing is Wang Chongyang, I have cast countless eyes to him for help during my abuse, and this old thing is like not looking at it!

Am I the awesome ex-Lord Yama you said? Is there such a miserable Lord Hades? I said it earlier! That old man is telling someone else's story, and it has nothing to do with me, otherwise, would the Su Diao complex dare to torture me like this?

This performance also had some effect, I looked into the distance, and saw that the more than ten staff members who came to see the scene finally fainted!

In the end, this show that I performed with Su Diao Complex received the highest score of 49 points!

In the following time, several more programs were performed one after another, and the art game finally came to an end.

While the lights and music were still there, I jumped on the podium: "Everyone, Sister Bai Yuzhen Bai's wish has been fulfilled, and she is going down tonight, why don't we take this opportunity to hold a farewell ceremony for Sister Bai, what do you think?" ”

"Farewell! Farewell! Farewell! Suddenly, there was a shout from the audience!

I nodded with satisfaction and invited Bai Yuzhen: "Sister Bai, let me tell you a few words!" ”

Bai Yuzhen showed her true identity and grabbed the microphone: "Hello everyone, my name is Bai Yuzhen!" You say, "Am I beautiful?" ”

"Beautiful!" A group of big men shouted out on the spot.

"Do you think I'm feminine?"

"Yes!" There is already whistling!

"Do you like me?"

"I like it!" It's already starting to be crazy and running around!

"Do you want to marry me?"

"Yes!" Everybody is crazy!

"Okay, I hope you die sooner, go down there and find me, my home is at No. 6 Lady Man Hutong in Hades City, I'm waiting for you! You must come! ”

"We'll come!" Someone has already pulled out a knife and is ready to commit suicide!

Bai Yuzhen handed me the microphone: "I'm done!" ”

Me: "That's it?" ”

Bai Yuzhen was puzzled: "Then what else do you have to say?" ”

I was speechless: "You don't say something thanks?" For example, what thank me, thank Chairman Zhao, thank Ma Face, thank Lord Yama or something? ”

Bai Yuzhen glared at me with disdain: "What does it have to do with you?" I'm single below, and finding a partner is the king! ”

I nodded, speechless!

Liu Junshan and Liu Qian couldn't see the ghosts, so they came up to me and asked, "What's wrong with them?" What did my great-grandparents say? How do they follow the hair, spring, yes? ”

I sighed, "They are thinking about marrying your great-grandfather!" ”

Liu Junshan took out an electric baton from his waist: "Lao Tzu fought with them!" ”

I hurriedly stopped: "It's useless, your great-grandfather is happy!" ”

Liu Junshan numbly dropped the electric baton: "The family is unfortunate!" Woe to the family! ”

……

Bai Yuzhen hung on the wall of the podium, enjoying our worship.

The music at the meeting site has also become a mourning song, solemn and cheerful, serious and free.

I commanded: "A bow...... Two bows ......"

At this moment, a man ran in from outside, a manager I knew when I was dealing with 001's jumping incident last time.

The manager obviously didn't understand what we were doing, and looked around blankly: "Didn't you report for a party?" How did it become a memorial service? Who is this memorial? ”

Liu Junshan explained with a haggard face: "Mourn my ancestors!" ”

The manager was even more confused: "That's not right! The memorial service has to have a photo, huh? ”

Liu Junshan: "You don't understand, my ancestors have been dead for more than 100 years, how can there be photos?" ”

The manager was already in a bit of a running posture: "Then you are mourning in the air?" ”

Liu Junshan said mysteriously: "I can't see it either, they can see it!" ”

The manager was already in tears: "What about my employees? ”

Liu Junshan pointed to the distance: "Lying over there, hurry up and get out, don't disturb us!" ”

The manager ran away in a gray way!

I cleared my throat: "Go ahead...... Three bows...... Licheng! ”

Bai Yuzhen smiled and floated down, and said to me: "It's the first time I've enjoyed this kind of treatment when I'm so old, Wang family official, thank you!" ”

I pretended to be forced: "It's okay, we're all family!" It should be, it should be! ”

Bai Yuzhen stretched out her hands: "Come, relative, hug!" ”

I frowned: "Hug and hug...... Ah......h

After a few seconds, a figure suddenly stepped on me in the air, and I slammed it to the ground, and then through the ground, directly to the second floor.

There were still people in the conference room on the second floor, and several people who looked like experts were studying something around a long table.

My movement was probably too big, and a few experts were stupid at the time, and I said sorry and ran out in a gloomy way......

By the time I ran to the third floor, the Su Diao Complex had already prepared some materials to repatriate Bai Yuzhen - plug rows, wires!

While enjoying the feeling of electric shock, I sent Bai Yuzhen back to the underworld!

……

After everything was dealt with, a large group of us left the convention center with a few fainted staff members, and naturally, drinking was inevitable.

This time it is Wang Chongyang who advocates a treat, the old man currently occupies the position of the first master, not only has high martial arts, and the self-harm index is bursting, moreover, this person is also quite good at ganging up, and there are few peerless masters who pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, only a few hours, this old man is very familiar with the big guys, and even the twelve idiots who were abused by him are willing to follow him.

I secretly listened to a few words, this old man didn't do a good job, and he was purging the big guy to fight with Qin Sheng, the lord of Yama!

When a group of us rushed to the hero building, the manager almost cut himself, maybe it was the last time we tossed the manager enough, and now the propaganda board behind the cashier in the hotel lobby is placing a photo of me and President Zhao of a lamp, to infiltrate more people, there are a few small words written below: refuse to come!

Wang Chongyang threw a card: "What are the consequences today, what are the losses, you just deduct the money!" Feng Ye, I'm in for a treat, don't be verbose! ”

In a short time, all the private rooms in the Hero Building were filled.

The manager is a smart person, a waiter has not arranged, when ordering, the manager himself stood at the door like a thief to record, but did not dare to step into the private room step, later, I ordered eighteen dishes, and told the manager to follow this menu to each room to a serving, the wine to prepare more, I am really afraid of which biao person or idiot because of the problem of not enough wine to demolish the restaurant!

Luckily, everything was normal, but the toast was a little troublesome, and I had to be busy and deal with it everywhere!

In this short five-hour meal, I drank about ten bottles of beer, three bottles of Erguotou, and some liquids of unknown ingredients, in short, I didn't even know who I was by the end of the drink!

Wang Chongyang came to my ear from time to time and said bad things about the king of Hades, saying that my women were all occupied by Qin Sheng, the king of Hades, my father was sold by the king of Hades to a foreign country as a rabbit, and my property was divided among the kings of Hades, and so on. I just smiled indifferently, didn't say anything, and poked the old man into several holes in the wall angrily.

When I was still sober, I discussed the expansion of the team with a large number of members, and at this point, I was completely dehumanized, and it seems that I have done a lot of things......

When I got home, I vaguely remembered that there were seven more short and fat men in the room, as if they were new customers, and I was so drunk that I didn't even think about it, and fell asleep!