Volume 1 Yin Si Spokesperson Chapter 83 The Fourth Client - Seven Brothers (1)
When I woke up in the morning, I got up to pee!
Then I found seven sneaky and similar-looking men in my living room, all about 30 years old, all of them short and stocky, and their height was about 1.50 meters.
I checked my surroundings and made sure it was my home, and I asked, "Who are you?" How did you get in? ”
A short and fat man stood up on my left: "Report! I'm Ah Da! ”
Then, like the piano buttons, one after the other, he said:
"Report! I'm Ah Er! ”
"Report! I'm Ah San! ”
"Report! I'm Ah Si! ”
"Report! I'm Ah Wu! ”
"Report! I'm Ah Liu! ”
"Report! I'm Ah Qi! ”
I looked at the seven stocky men and unconsciously asked, "You are septuplets?" ”
Ah Da raised his hand and said, "Report!" Me and A2, A, A, and A4 are quadruplets, and A5, A, Liu, and Aqi are triplets, and we are all siblings! ”
I really admire their old lady a little, if you want to say that it is enough to give birth to such a superb, but all seven are like this...... It must have been something wrong in the previous life!
I asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" What are you doing at my house? ”
Ah Da stood up: "Report!" We're here for you, Section Chief Wang! ”
Me: "You know me?" ”
Ah Da continued: "Report! I've seen a photo, a big head, and the way you look now! ”
Only then did I take a closer look at the seven people, and I only saw that their figures were faint and looming, and they were actually seven Yin Spirits who looked very similar!
I cautiously asked, "You guys were arranged by the horse face?" ”
The seven dwarfs stood up at the same time: "Report! Yes! ”
I wondered, "Why do you keep reporting?" You're welcome, you're a new customer? ”
Ah Da on the left-hand side opposite me stood up and said, "Report!" We have come up to make vows! We are members of the reconnaissance team below, and it is our habit to say that reporting! ”
I was happy: "It's kind of interesting! What's your name? ”
Ah Da said solemnly: "Report! My name is Qian Dong! ”
Ah Er stood up: "Report!" My name is Channan! ”
Ah San stood up: "Report!" My name is Chansi! ”
Ah Si stood up: "Report!" My name is Qian Bei! ”
As soon as Ah Wu stood up, I stopped him: "You won't be asking for money, right?" ”
Ah Wumian did not change his color: "Report!" My name is Qian Dongnan! ”
Ah Liu also stood up by the way: "Report!" My name is Qian Northwest! ”
Ah Qi: "Report! My name is Qian Zhong! ”
I was already leaning back and crying, and asked, "Does your father have a grudge against you?" This name is really amazing! ”
Ah Da was obviously a little unhappy: "Report! The name was given by our parents, and our seven brothers did not dare to comment on it! ”
I noticed that he didn't seem to be joking, and I was a little more serious: "I haven't read any books, don't be angry, do you have any other titles?" Easier to recognize? ”
Ah Da raised his hand and spoke: "We have a nickname, called Jiangnan Seven Heroes!" ”
"You don't have to be too nervous, you can move freely, I'll call someone!" I finally couldn't hold on anymore, walked to the door, and shouted: "Wang Chongyang!" Wang Chongyang...... Yangyang Yang ......"
Not long after he was older, the old man came up with a pair of pants and slippers, his eyes were hazy, and he looked like he couldn't live: "What are you shouting?" Tell me what's going on! ”
I put on a smile: "Do you know the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan?" ”
The old man frowned: "You said those seven hooligans? When I was young, I saw it once, pretending to be forced with me, and taught me a lesson! They're coming? ”
I was noncommittal: "There are seven teasers, known as the Seven Heroes of Jiangnan, I can't tell the difference, let you identify it!" ”
The old man leaned on the door and looked into the house for a long time, and said to me with an unhappy face: "There are seven dwarfs in your house, or King Kong gourd baby, don't think that I am Wang Chongyang and I haven't watched TV!" ”
I shyly sent Wang Chongyang away and returned to the house again.
At this time, seven similar-looking people were studying the TV around my house, and I patted the shoulder of the rightmost one: "Ah Da, come, I have something to say to you!" ”
"Report! I'm Ah Liu! ”
I patted the second person on the shoulder, and stared at his face carefully for a long time: "Ah Er, let's chat!" ”
"Report! I'm Ah Qi! ”
I tapped the third person on the shoulder, and this time I watched it for ten minutes: "Ah San, don't tease me!" ”
"Report! I'm Ah Da! ”
……
I'm completely insane!
……
Half an hour later, I took a watercolor pen and made a big mark on the clothes on the chests of the seven people, and as long as they didn't wear the wrong clothes, I would never admit it!
At this time, the sleeping Su Diao complex finally got up, the woman opened the bedroom door and went to the toilet in a daze, I shouted, this woman found that there were seven more people in the room, no, it should be seven more ghosts!
If you don't say that martial arts are high, you are awesome? They actually live in caves, weedy shells, and woods, and this kind of person has no concept of portal!
The Su Diao complex stared at the seven people for a long time and asked me, "Your relatives?" ”
I reminded her, "Here's down here! Client! How much did you drink yesterday? ”
Su Diao Complex: "Won't it?" The customers came up one by one, how did they get seven at once? Also, when did they come up? ”
I shrugged: "You ask me, I ask who to go?" ”
I turned to Ah Da and said, "Come, let me introduce you, this is Sophie, she has been a little grumpy lately!" That one sometimes turns out to be another person, so you'd better not mess with her! ”
Ah Da nodded: "Report!" Horse-faced Horse-sama, let's pass on a word. ”
Sophie and I nervously asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Da: "Report! Master Ma said that he had learned from the white girl that Section Chief Su was attached to a dead body, and Master Ma did not intend to hold Section Chief Su responsible, but ...... Not an example! ”
Sophie and I asked at the same time, "What else?" ”
Ah Da shook his head: "Report!" Without! After you sent the white girl down yesterday, it was our turn to come up, but Master Ma couldn't contact you, so he sent our seven brothers here! ”
I cautiously asked, "Master Ma didn't say anything else, related to Section Chief Su?" The White Girl didn't mention it? ”
Ah Da continued to shake his head: "Report! No, absolutely not, when the white girl went back, our seven brothers were all there! Master Ma asked the white girl a lot of questions, and the white girl said that Section Chief Su was attached to a star! ”
Su Diao and I breathed a sigh of relief at the same time: "Seven big brothers, what are your wishes?" ”
"Report!" Ah Qi suddenly raised his hand, stuck to my side, and whispered: "Miss Bai secretly said something to me yesterday, let me tell you!" ”
I whispered, "What's that?" ”
Ah Qi stuck it in my ear: "Report!" Miss Bai said, I hope you will treat her descendants well, especially Miss Liu, otherwise you will ......"
"How else?"
"Report! Gone! Just one sentence! ”
I suddenly had an extremely bad premonition in my heart!