"You've mistaken someone."

The beauty snorted, and then walked away without looking back.

Bai Yuhan originally wanted to talk to her, but he also watched the "Cat Man Super Charm Host Show" held by Bai Wan Satellite TV last year, and paid special attention to the three beauties in the top ten, Xie Nan, Zhang Yangguo and Liu Yan. Liu Yan is sexy, flamboyant and pure, Xie Nan is next door.

When you meet, you naturally have to set it off, and it's best to invite Xie Nan to make a cameo in your short film.

It's a pity that the beauty doesn't give face.

"TM's, what are you pretending to be high, but you're just participating in a broken host selection competition, and you haven't become famous yet. Damn, I'm going to get you laid sooner or later! After complaining, Bai Yuhan also walked back to his box.

This chance encounter was just an episode.

Two hours later, it was already eleven o'clock at night, and several who had hunted their prey left with their little girls. Zhao Dafei also patted Bai Yuhan on the shoulder, hugged Qian Yunyun and left, leaving Tao Jing and Bai Yuhan behind.

"I'll go to the checkout, you go to the door and wait for me first."

"Hmm."

After settling the bill, Bai Yuhan and Tao Jing didn't call a taxi, so they walked along the oil road. Bai Yuhan is very familiar with this area, and there are not too many hotels.

Summer is coming, the streets are still very warm at night, Tao Jing, who has drunk a lot of wine, has a red face, and the whole person is hanging on Bai Yuhan's body.

!One! Root! Read! The novel xstxt Bai Yuhan is also honest and unceremonious, and he is a bastard if he is cheap.

"Stop, I'll go buy a few condoms." Walk to a family. Human health care product store, Bai Yuhan patted Tao Jing's hand and said.

Tao Jing immediately sneered: "Brother Swordsman, I hate it." ”

"There's something even more annoying soon, wait here for me."

The cover was bought quickly.

Without too many words, a man and a woman hurried to a hotel not far away and opened a room. Bathing, **, babbling, accompanied by a long moan. Moan, it's over. (I originally wanted to write 10,000 words, but I was afraid that following in the footsteps of "The Age of Entertainment Shows" would be harmonized, so let's make up for it by ourselves)

……

Two bodies under the quilt are red. Naked carcass. Body, Tao Jing's face was flushed, her eyes looked a little confused, and she obviously hadn't woken up from her state.

Bai Yuhan leaned against the head of the bed, grabbed the pants thrown on the ground, and took out a cigarette and a lighter.

Smack.

The zippo lighter lit a cigarette, Bai Yuhan inhaled hard, his tongue cocked, and a large cloud of smoke drilled into his nose, entered his lungs along the trachea, circled and was spit out.

Nicotine suddenly spreads and neutralizes the lewd in the room. Breath of the air.

The whole person has also completely relaxed from the suffocation of the fire for many days, and adults always need to relax.

The smell of smoke woke up the confused Tao Jing, but she didn't say anything, just turned over, got under Bai Yuhan's arm, and lay on his chest.

Bai Yuhan is not strong, but the two chest muscles make him very proud, which has been lifted by dumbbells for many years.

The sweat of vigorous exercise, covering his chest, shimmered under the light of the bedside lamp, as if he had been smeared with oil. Tao Jing's little hand kept caressing his two chest muscles, and his eyes became watery.

"Brother Swordsman, you are so fierce, I almost fainted."

Bai Yuhanang's song looked a little proud, and he fought non-stop for half an hour, this ability is not something that anyone can have: "If you don't have any money, how can you be embarrassed to go out and play." ”

"Hehe, brother swordsman, your chest muscles are so strong, how do you practice?"

"Eight years, since high school, I have lifted dumbbells for eight years, if you have to stick to it like this, your chest muscles will definitely be bigger than the current c**."

"I hate it, it's not small."

"Hahahaha, it's not small, right." Bai Yuhan was comfortably patted by the sycophants, so he said, "You little girl, your chest muscles need to be maintained, and Brother will give you a few papayas to replenish your body another day." ”

"I hate it, I don't want papaya, brother swordsman, can you let me act? Sister Yun Yun can act, why can't I, I promise to be better than Sister Yun Yun's acting skills. ”

After playing the cigarette ash, Bai Yuhan nodded casually: "Don't worry, there will be opportunities for you to act in the future, but let me explain one thing first, my short drama is mainly based on colleges and universities, and there are not many female characters." Don't be too greedy, either. ”

Tao Jing suddenly smiled: "I just want to act, it doesn't matter how much I act." ”

"In the future, I will have you to act, my Bai Yuhan's mind is full of all kinds of classic films, now it is just the initial stage, and in the future, it will be okay to make TV series and movies. Follow the brother, and you can also be a star in the future! "Take people with soft hands and eat people with soft mouths, Bai Yuhan doesn't have a lot of money for empty checks, just open them.

"Brother Swordsman, I will listen to you in the future, and I can do whatever I want."

"Really?"

"Hmm."

"It just so happened that I thought of a new posture, Haidilao Moon, a drill exercise."

"Ah......h

In the quiet night, how many flowers bloom and fall, some people are happy and some are sad.

It's hard to put into words.

The next day I woke up late, and when I looked at my watch, it was almost half past eight. Hurriedly got up from the bed in the hotel and got dressed, Bai Yuhan took out two hundred yuan from his wallet and stuffed it to Tao Jing, who still didn't want to get up.

"You go buy some breakfast yourself, I still have to go to the photo studio, go first."

Leaving Tao Jing behind, Bai Yuhan quickly strolled through the streets in the early morning, waiting for a taxi while walking in the direction of the photo studio.

When I got in the car and rushed to the photo studio, it was already more than nine o'clock in the morning.

"Where did you go last night, you came so late." Wang Yingying sat on the sofa in the hall and said in a sour tone.

"Where can I go, sleep honestly at home. Hurry up and do your business, I haven't had breakfast yet, Zhang Lan, help me buy a few buns. ”

Zhang Lan ran out diligently, but Wang Yingying still had that unhappy expression: "With Zhao Dafei all the way, you can be honest, it's weird." ”

"Hey, what did I do, what does it have to do with your? You have to make one thing clear, I'm the boss, I pay the salary, and I can do whatever I want. Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about it, what is the evaluation of netizens about "The Redemption of the White Swordsman" uploaded yesterday? Is it better or worse than the first episode? ”

"I don't pay attention, I have to see it myself, and I'm not responsible for this." Zhao Yingying was ridiculed by Bai Yuhan for a while, and her tone became even colder.

Bai Yuhan didn't care, he knew that Wang Yingying was interesting to him, but he was not interested in her.

So, what is the matter with Ya Ai, he pretends not to see.

"The cool breeze has letters, the autumn moon is boundless, and I feel like a year. Although I am not a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, I have a broad mind and strong arms! ”

Bai Yuhan hummed Zhang Weijian's classic song in "The Legend of Xiaobao", and went upstairs.

It's another busy day.

……

Because "Silly A and Silly C" has won the super high popularity of Tudou.com, it has been fully evaluated. So the staff of Tudou have been paying attention to the upload of the sequel. Within a few minutes of uploading "The Redemption of the White Swordsman", the editor immediately advertised the short film at the top of the homepage.

Tudou's traffic is increasing every day, and with a second round of $8.5 million in funding, the site is booming.

There is a need for a large number of original, high-quality works to make up for the lack of content.

Putting "The Redemption of the White Musketeer" on top can be described as a win-win move.

The website relies on such works to increase the viscosity of netizens, and these works can also be seen by more people through the top of the website.

This is how Li Lei saw the short film "The Redemption of the White Swordsman".

Fifteen-second Bayer Pharmaceuticals advertisement.

The beginning of three seconds.

"I am, happy, small, 2b......"

The story began, which brought a lot of freshness to Li Lei, and it turned out that there was such a short title.

"Happy Little 2b, Episode 2, The Redemption of the White Swordsman."

A notebook is displayed.

Holding a black pen in one hand, he drew a map quickly in his notebook. The camera flashes to a building with a sign reading "Construction Bank" hanging in front of it.

As the camera was promoted, it moved from the building to the busy street, and then fixed in front of a toilet across the road.

Next to the bright red "public toilet" big characters, a handsome young man, who is the protagonist Bai Swordsman, holding a pen, keeps writing and drawing, and looks up from time to time to look around. After a while, he closed his notebook and looked around cautiously before leaving.

At the beginning, there are no words, no vocal music, only a few brief scenes, but it successfully creates a mysterious atmosphere. Of course, if there is no public toilet to destroy the artistic conception, it will be more mysterious.

The screen goes black for a short time, and the next moment, the screen lights up.

On a sunny day, the white swordsman put his hands in his pockets, whistled, and walked along the path in a very sloppy hanger posture.

After taking two steps, suddenly, an arm stretched out next to him and grabbed him.

is an old Taoist wearing a Taoist robe, holding a fortune-telling flag, wearing small sunglasses, and a goatee, played by Liu Yuan, with a broken Mandarin: "Boy, I see that you have wonderful bones, you must be a martial arts wizard, and the task of maintaining world peace in the future will be handed over to you, okay." This book of "Rulai Divine Palm" is a priceless treasure, I think it is related to you, and I will charge you ten yuan to teach it. ”

The white swordsman said disdainfully: "Damn, when I haven't watched "Kung Fu", you can tell fortunes well, and you have nothing to do as a part-time salesman." ”

"You, can you tell I'm a fortune teller?" The old way is exaggerated.

The white swordsman sneered and said, "When I am stupid, you wear sunglasses, a beard, a stall, and a flag, and it is written on it, 'Know 500 years before and 500 years later', you know that you are a fortune teller." ”

"Alas, I can't imagine that you are so discerning, admire and admire." Lao Dao sighed in front of him, and suddenly his face was straight, and his demeanor burst out, "Yes, I am a person who knows astronomy, geography, Zhongxiaohe, Ming Yin and Yang, understands gossip, Bamen Dunjia, six-character mantra, and knows everything...... Race, half, immortal! ”

"I'm rubbing, the title is so long? Such a? ”

Sai Banxian touched his beard, smiled without showing his teeth, and showed his color and arrogance. If it weren't for the fact that the shape was too thunderous, he really had the demeanor of a master.

The white swordsman immediately changed his expression, and smiled cheaply to flatter: "That, master, I've been so poor recently that I can't open the pot, you help me calculate, when will I be developed?" ”

Sai Banxian narrowed his eyes: "Do you want to get rich overnight?" ”

"yes."

"You want to be famous?"

"yes."

"Do you want to open a Lamborghini?"

"yes."

"You want to light a cigarette with a bill?"

"yes."

"You want to take Nokia as a tablestopper?"

"yes."

"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and wash and sleep!"

……

Seeing this, Li Lei couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing.