A thousand different thoughts came to me.

But soon I was asked to say no again, because those are all unrealistic YY.

I look at them.

From messy long hair, to a drooping head, to a proud chest, to a slender, round, and smooth **.

I rubbed my eyes and pinched my thighs, first making sure it wasn't a dream, not a hallucination, and then I locked on to the queen at the first moment.

She's the most dangerous drunken creature!

Now, whenever she drinks, I think of the sorrow of the frost, of the unspeakable pain.

I've got to settle her down first, turn around, and then slowly clean up one by one.

"You exist...... My aunt's mind ...... "I hummed a little song and happily approached the drunken girl."

Suddenly.

At the moment when my big feet stepped over Ren Ling's two beautiful legs, I found someone and moved quietly.

It's nothing.

The point is, she doesn't move anywhere else, she moves her eyelids.

She opened her eyes slightly, glanced at me quickly, and then immediately closed them, pretending to be drunk and unconscious, leaning against the wall, motionless.

Her name is Xiaofei.

Xiaofei's move reminded me at once.

I stand still.

Squinted and looked at the drunken girl beside him.

On the outside, it does look like that, everyone is drunk, and they can't wake up.

If you look closely, you will find that they are actually very different from real drunk.

For example, if you really want to drink until you are unconscious, at least the mouth is semi-closed, saliva will drip down, and under the premise of rapid heartbeat, your breathing will become very rapid.

Their little mouths are tightly closed and tight, and they do their best to maintain their beauty.

I listened again, and their breathing was steady.

In this way, all kinds of signs directly prove one thing.

They're pretending to be with me, they're pretending to be drunk, they're pretending to be unconscious!

Moreover, this is still a premeditated, planned, and organized collective drunken incident.

What exactly do they want to do?

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea! The tragic lessons experienced by countless predecessors tell us that at this time, men must not pretend to be big names, pretend to understand women very well, in that way, in addition to making you die more miserably, there is no second way.

I thought about it for a while and decided to find a breakthrough from Xiaofei.

Xiaofei is young, Lori, easy to start!

I gently moved in front of Xiaofei, stood up and thought about it, bent down to pull her arm, and tried to lift it upward.

Xiaofei was very cooperative and got up from the ground very obediently.

Xiaofei's state is very peculiar, simply put, her limbs are awake and her appearance is sleepy.

Actually, it's pretending!

I sneered in my heart, and pretended to be no, and watched how I fix you in a while.

I half-dragged and half-pulled, and got Xiaofei to the living room.

Walk you!

I threw her on the couch.

Xiaofei sat on the sofa with her buttocks, and did not forget to move her little head and find a comfortable position to lean on.

I sat down next to Xiaofei and ignored the group of fake drunk girls in the foyer.

I whispered, "Xiaofei...... Xu Xiaofei. ”

Xiaofei didn't reply, her head leaned on the sofa, her eyes were closed, her mouth was closed, and her hair was slightly messy.

I pushed it down, but there was no response.

I stretched out my fingers and scratched her armpits.

Xiaofei's body moved slightly, and it was obvious that she was gritting her teeth and enduring it, but she still didn't react.

I glanced at Xiaofei's three-point area.

I think it's better not to be too rogue.

I had an idea, grabbed one of Xiaofei's little feet, and reached out to scratch the tender soles of my feet.

Xiaofei's legs twitched instinctively, and then she opened her eyes.

I put down my little feet, smiled, and watched.

Xiaofei stretched out her index finger and raised her mouth and whispered......

I nodded and leaned over.

Xiaofei put her head on my shoulder, closed her eyes and whispered: "Uncle, you see if I'm good, I'm not like them, you can take me as an apprentice." ”

I blackfaced: "You can't use any excuse to threaten me, otherwise, you will be disqualified from the assessment." ”

Xiao Fei pursed her lips and hummed softly......

I said, "Recruit it, what are they playing with?" ”

Xiaofei: "This is Sister Xue's idea......"

It turned out that these little beauties didn't drink much, they got together and called me as soon as possible. But my phone was turned off, there was no way, they arrived in X Jiangnan. During the banquet, everyone somehow turned the topic to the question of whether men are lustful, and then to me.

Li Xue asked the girls, I am not lustful.

Xiaoyu directly said that I was a big pervert and a big hooligan.

Xiaofei said that she stood up at that time (this will be verified afterwards), Xiaofei said that I am not at all, I am a good person, a good uncle, not a strange uncle.

Xiaofei said that she was unanimously attacked by everyone.

In the end, Zhang Qian said, in fact, to verify that men are not lustful, as long as the woman pretends to be drunk, you will know. If a man is a pure pervert, then it is easy for him to lose control and attack a woman who drinks too much.

If you are a decent gentleman, you will never be.

Zhang Qian finally affirmed that she has been a police officer for a few months, but 90% of all cases of strong X are successful after getting the woman drunk.

The women agreed.

Then I put pressure on Aunt Lan to call me.

As for Xiao Qi, she didn't know anything, because after drinking the first sip of wine, she fainted.

After listening to this, I solemnly said to Xiaofei: "Xiaofei doesn't care if what you say is true or not, you are a good person!" You do the latent work, it's hard, pay attention next time, don't expose everything too early, otherwise, it will be easy to make them more vigilant. ”

Xiaofei nodded earnestly and effortfully: "Hmm! I'll be sure to hide it a little deeper next time. ”

I asked Xiaofei to go back to the bedroom to rest.

Xiaofei shook her head and didn't do anything, she whispered that she wanted to see how I dealt with this group of drunk girls.

I said in my heart, this little Lori, sure enough, has a black belly.

I arranged for Xiaofei to lie on the sofa.

When I was done, I turned back to the foyer.

They were still dressing, but their postures had changed slightly.

I sneered.

Starting with Xiaoyu, he reached out and grabbed her arms, and dragged her directly from the hallway to the living room in a standard dragging way.

This time, the floor doesn't need to be wiped, hehehehe!

When I got to the living room, I had the little fish lie on the floor on his back in a standard supine manner.

In summer, the weather is hot, and the floor is not cold, so lying down is good.

After getting rid of Xiaoyu, I pulled the queen, Yu Linglin, Ren Ling, and Zhang Qian to the living room together.

In order, sort from left to right by the age I know.

Lined up, I turned around and went to the bathroom.

I filled a bucket full of cold water with a large bucket of washing mops in the room, carried it to the living room, stood directly opposite the feet of the women, looked down at the little faces pretending to be drunk, and said in a deep voice: "As the old saying goes: A thousand ways to cure hangover are better than splashing them on the head." Guys, I'm sorry, I'll splash it first. ”

I took the bucket and retreated, making a gesture to splash ......

In an instant, four figures faster than rabbits swooped up from the ground.

I laughed evilly, gritted my teeth, and cursed in my heart, to see if you still dare to tease the landlord, look at you......

As soon as I was careless, a bucket of water literally spilled out.

Cold, clean tap water, not a drop falls, all splashed on one person's body.

Her name is Zhang Qian.

Buddhism talks about cause and effect, and cause and effect are true!

Where there is a cause, there is an effect, and where there is evil thought, there is retribution!!

Before describing Zhang Qian's many reactions after being splashed, let's take a look at what Zhang Qian is dressed today.

The Dark Angel, of course, is taking the black route, forever, eternal, unchanging black!

She is wearing a suspender black gauze close-fitting dress and a midskirt.

This yarn has a characteristic, that is, it is usually dressed very conservatively, but it must not be wet, and it will instantly change from an angel to a devil when it is wet.

Dark Angel, exposed.

The white and tender ** hidden under the black veil, except for three important parts, the rest are presented in my eyes one by one.

This visual effect is even more fiery than **.

It's wet! It's a really powerful wet temptation!

I don't hesitate to swear to God that if she pretended to be drunk with me at this time, I would never be polite.

I will silently say sorry to Zhang Mi in my heart, and then ......

What to do.

But soon, I realized that I was wrong.

Because, Zhang Qian, she is really drunk.

She lay on the ground and said in a daze, "It's time to train, get up ...... Wake up ......"

Then, she moved.

Zhang Qian has definitely practiced.

No girl can make standard martial arts movements of splitting legs, spinning, smashing the ground, and getting up at the first time after being splashed with cold water.

Zhang Qian did.

Two long legs of pure white and pink dragged wet water droplets through the air in a graceful arc.

I haven't had time to see what's in the middle of my leg.

Zhang Qian's feet snapped! slammed on the ground, and his body took advantage of the momentum to push forward.

Originally, she was able to stand up smoothly, but because the floor was wet with water, it was too slippery, and she was barefoot, so she slipped tragically.

But that's not all, when she fell to the ground, Zhang Qian reached out and grabbed the ground.

It doesn't matter, because the human nerves are in a state of tension when drunk, and the strength is not well controlled.

Therefore......

Zhang Qian only slumped for a moment, then her face turned pale, and she sat on the ground covered with sweat covering her shoulders.

If I didn't miscalculate, it should be a dislocated shoulder joint.

The girls were stunned.

One by one, they no longer pretended to be drunk and stood stupidly in place.

I gritted my teeth: "What are you doing in a daze?" What kind of thousand-year-old drunk cat is playing one by one, quickly help her up. Xiaofei, don't pretend, open your eyes and make room. ”

Xiao Fei received one of them, retracted her two long legs, and jumped to the ground.

Everyone helped Zhang Qian to the sofa.

At this time, Zhang Qian should have also sobered up, she first sighed, and then subconsciously reached out and wiped it on the tip of her nose: "What's the matter?" How could it be that there would still be a nosebleed. ”

I approached with a black face: "I've never seen you like this, everyone else is pretending to be drunk, but you are real, playing really, really drinking, really drunk." Get drunk, get drunk, you're drunk and hit the wall hard, and you play anti-joint grappling with me, hey...... I'm really convinced of you. ”

Zhang Qian hum!

Turning his head, his face was cold, disdainful, pure dark angel style.

I shook my head and smiled.

The queen asked with concern, "How?" Broken bones? ”

I gently touched the tender flesh on Zhang Qian's shoulder, and looked at the surrounding skin, and there was no obvious swelling.

I looked at the shape of the shoulders again, and the small shoulders that were round were now square.

Standard dislocation symptoms.

However, this is only the appearance, and it is not known whether there are concomitant fractures.

I reached out and touched Zhang Qianshu's shoulder, and began to rub it vigorously.

Zhang Qian: "Ouch...... Ay...... Ay...... Tap. ”

I said, "Your shoulders have fallen off, your wings have broken, can you not hurt?" ”

Fingertip touch, the shoulder capsule has obvious symptoms of cavity and loosening, and the rest of the bones are not major problems.

Shoulder dislocations are reduced in a short period of time, and the healing effect is very fast and very effective.

"Lie down......" I commanded.

Zhang Qian said: "You can't do it." ”

I turned around and left.

All the women pulled me back.

Boss Zhang Qian reluctantly lay on the sofa.

I turned and walked again.

The women stopped.

I blackfaced: "I'll take the needle!" ”

The women bowed their heads......

I take the needle box, sterilize it, and start to distribute the needle.

Before the joint is reduced, it is the method of the Ji family local medicine to add needles, the purpose is to relieve pain, and the second is to relax the muscles, because the more completely the muscles are relaxed, the better the reduction effect.

I plug in, I plug in, I plug in, plug in, plug in......

Five needles were used.

Piercing, spinning, lifting, sinking, scraping.

After walking a few times, the expression on Zhang Qian's face was slightly soothing.

Seeing this, I needled one by one, and at the moment when the last needle was raised, I suddenly grabbed Zhang Qian's arm, transported a soft force, pushed, pulled, and rotated, and finally, pushed hard.

Click!

There was a pleasant reset sound from the shoulder joint.

That's it, call it a day!

I packed my things.

Zhang Qian glared at me and asked, "What are you doing, halfway through the treatment, and then you don't treat it again." Do I have that much enmity with you? ”

I was speechless: "Beauty! Your shoulder joint has been reset, and then you just need to rest and recover for a few days! ”

Zhang Qian: "That's not right...... I, how was it not like this when I was dislocated in college, I remember, at that time, it was very painful. ”

I laughed: "That's a university doctor, and I'm a local doctor." ”

Turn around, hide your merit and fame, and go back to the bedroom.

After a while, I turned around to the kitchen again and grabbed a lifetime egg in the refrigerator.

Zhang Qianwang was puzzled.

I lifted her injured little wings and stuffed the eggs into her armpits.

"I don't have a reset belt at hand, just grab an egg, and I'll just do it!"

"...... the eggs?" Zhang Qian wondered if I was playing with her.

I explained: "The purpose of the egg clamp is to better relax the shoulder muscles, and at the same time to restrict the movement of the shoulder joint and avoid the occurrence of secondary dislocation, understand? ”

Zhang Qian nodded as if she didn't understand: "Understood." ”

I sat on the couch and stretched out my hand to greet the women.

Female heroes from all walks of life, in various postures, surrounded me.

I coughed lightly: "Ahem! That, who is the mastermind of tonight's collective pretending to be drunk? ”