Every woman who gets drunk behaves differently. ”;

It's the same with men.

I remember that in my hometown, there was a strange uncle, and every time someone in the village held a red and white wedding banquet, he would be there. As soon as he came, he began to drink, and as soon as he drank, he got drunk, and when he was drunk, he showed everyone his birds.

That strange uncle once left a lingering shadow in the hearts of every underage girl in the mountain village for a while.

Afterward......

Later he died.

This is true for men, and it is as terrible for women to get drunk. I have learned the Queen's drunkenness. Today, it's not the queen that I'm teaching, they're Ren Ling and Zhang Qian!

They are not like Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi faints when he touches his lips, just faint, they are real drunkards.

Ren Ling was the first to start tossing......

"It's hot, it's hot, it's too hot in this place." Ren Ling rubbed her hands on her chest.

I sweated a little.

Submit.

I saw that Ren Ling was lifting the small silk suspenders from her belly up little by little.

I looked up.

Aunt Xiong looked at me kindly.

I was calm and blocked Ren Ling's little hand: "Good, let's take a sauna, whiten and slim down, good, don't move." ”

"Hmm." Ren Ling's small hand grasped my big hand, closed her eyes and stopped talking.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

[1] [this read] novel xstxt Aunt Xiong's eyes implied a hint of admiration.

I just grinned, and Zhang Qian suddenly broke free of Aunt Xiong's hand (I don't know where she got so much strength, Aunt Xiong's arm can break free.) ）

She staggered to her feet, her eyes half-open and half-closed.

I'm holding Ren Ling here, and it's not easy to take care of it, plus this elevator car is a closed space, and there are no sharp objects or anything, so it should be fine.

But I underestimated Zhang Qian.

She stood up, squinted, and muttered, "What a place!" I'm going to sleep! ”

I said, "Don't worry, don't worry, you'll be at home in a while." ”

"Humph!" Zhang Qian didn't look at me, she snorted coldly, she suddenly exerted her strength, and the whole person was like a cannonball, and with a bang, she hit the elevator door.

I felt the elevator shake slightly.

Then I saw a humanoid object fly upside down, then snap and collapse on the ground.

Aunt Xiong and I were completely stunned.

After a long time, Aunt Xiong whispered to me, "Go and see, what's wrong." ”

I reacted, hurriedly put Ren Ling on the ground, let her back against the wall of the elevator compartment, walked forward, squatted down, and turned Zhang Qian over with force.

It's not a big deal, it's just a nosebleed.

I hurriedly squatted down and lifted Zhang Qian's upper body first, at this time, I must not let her raise her head, if she looks up, the nosebleed may return, coupled with drunkenness, it is very easy to have a dangerous situation of blood rushing into the trachea.

I asked Zhang Qian to lower her head slightly, take out a tissue from the big backpack, slowly put it in her nostrils, and began to collect blood.

The amount of blood is not large, but I also received two tissues.

After finishing the work, I cleaned again to make sure that there was no more blood coming out, so I sat on the ground and pinched Zhang Qianhu's mouth with my hand to help stop the bleeding.

Aunt Xiong hugged Xiaoqi on the side and looked very devoted, and when she looked at that look, she almost screamed.

Zhang Qian in my arms, although this girl** has a thousand temptations.

But I ......

I won't talk about it.

If you have to have that mind in front of Aunt Xiong, that brother calls you boss! Brother admires 1

Aunt Xiong said: "Doctor Ji really can't see it, you handle this, and you do a really good job, you are almost comparable to the doctors in the emergency room of a New York public hospital." ”

I grinned bitterly: "Aunt Lan, I'm far behind, that's what people call a profession, I saw the intern Gray." That's a real doctor, a real technique, and I'm a local doctor at best. ”

Aunt Xiong said: "Don't be modest, it's not good to be too modest......"

I just wanted to be poor and make fun of Aunt Xiong, when I suddenly felt my wrists tighten.

I was stunned for a moment, and turned my head to take a closer look. It turned out that I pinched Zhang Qianhu's mouth just now, maybe it was too hard. Stimulated by the pain, she instinctively reacted, broke free of my hand, flipped her wrist, and grabbed my wrist firmly.

I didn't pay much attention to it, and it wasn't a big deal to clutch my wrist, so I didn't have to worry about it.

What I didn't expect was that Officer Zhang Qian was born and probably had practiced hand-to-hand combat and the like, so she grabbed her wrist and fought with her arms, so she wanted to get me a small grapple.

I wouldn't be able to do anything if I was normal, but she drank too much, and she didn't get a light or heavy hand, and if she really got me an injury like a reverse joint misalignment fracture, I really couldn't afford it.

At that time, my brain twitched, and for some reason, my body instinctively reacted in a series of ways.

Loosen up, rotate your arms, pull your hands, take a step, sit on your hips, and use the strength of your shoulders to directly hit a force.

Bang!

Zhang Qian flew again.

This time, though, she didn't hit the elevator wall.

Aunt Xiong stretched out her arms in mid-air to stop her in her arms, but because the momentum was too great, Aunt Xiong was also staggering and almost hugged Xiao Qi to sit on the ground.

Aunt Xiong recognized the goods, glared and asked, "Doctor Ji?" Do you still play Xingyi? ”

I smiled embarrassedly: "The family heirloom, not a boxing method, when the grandfather in the Republic of China had saved a master of Xingyi Bagua Quantong, and later grandpa found that the fist strength of Xingyi Bagua, if you use the needle of traditional Chinese medicine, push the two methods, it will achieve better results, so grandpa learned from him for a few years, and it can be regarded as a little understanding, a little understanding." ”

Aunt Xiong gave a thumbs up: "Doctor Ji, you don't understand a little. I have a lot of friends in the United States who are studying Xingyi, and I see that you used the standard tiger pounce just now, but you changed your strength and changed your palm to your shoulder. Not bad, really good. ”

To be honest, I made Aunt Xiong stunned.

Because I don't know any of these boxing principles and moves, I only know that I practice according to the methods taught by my grandfather, and finally practice the strength to my hands, and then use acupuncture and massage techniques to treat patients with different strengths.

I've heard Xiao Qi say that Aunt Xiong was an avid martial arts enthusiast when she was young.

Now I see that her eyes are becoming more and more enthusiastic, and I am worried that she will organize a UFC on the spot in the small elevator car. So I changed the subject and started talking about her physical condition.

Aunt Xiong stretched out her arms, hugged the two little beauties in her arms, and told me with relief that she had been in much better health recently, and the electronic sphygmomanometer she carried with her showed that her blood pressure was normal.

However, Aunt Xiong is currently worried about her obesity, because she finds that her appetite is getting better and better, and her figure is getting more and more out of shape.

I was about to persuade Aunt Xiong to change the taste of her diet and make it lighter, when suddenly, a bone-eating moan sounded in the elevator compartment.

Who the hell is this!

I looked in the direction of the sound.

I blackfaced......

The owner of the voice is Ren Ling!

The girl was probably really hot, and while lying on the ground and humming, she pushed the little sling up desperately until the hem of the sling covered her breast pocket, and she began to toss her two white and tender long legs again: "Hmm...... Why is it suddenly dark, hmm...... It's hot...... It's too hot. ”

I stared at Ren Ling's revealing Mickey Mouse clothes, and wondered whether to help

Aunt Xiong also watched...... Then she turned to look at me.

Slightly.

Aunt Xiong: "Go and have a look." ”

I hmm.

I walked over, squatted down, and started to hold Ren Ling's hand on the hem of the suspender.

Ren Ling: "What are you doing, don't ......"

I didn't speak, I used my hands to break Ren Ling's hands and press them to the ground.

I breathed a long sigh of relief, I didn't want Ren Ling to suddenly lift her two long legs, clamp my waist tightly, put her heels against my buttocks, and hook forward hard.

Okay, this pose!

It's bright.

It became like I pressed Ren Ling's hands on the ground and lay between her legs when I was done.

Aunt Giant Bear didn't say anything, because she knew the cause and effect of the incident. She calmly hugged the two girls in her arms and looked at me.

But......

At this time, I heard a rattling sound from the elevator door.

I turned my head and happened to see the extremely frightened face of the security guard!

"Oh my god! What are you doing here...... You, you, my mother, there's still blood on the ground, you...... Look at the good things you've done. ”

I understand Zhang very well.

Our collective discipline was shattered at this moment.

I blackened my face and got up.

"Xiao Zhang, why did you come?"

Xiao Zhang was stunned: "I called to repair the elevator, he said that the problem with our elevator is that it will automatically stop on the 6th and 9th floors, and the door can't be opened after the incident, so I won't run to the 9th floor, according to the method he taught me, do you force it open?" ”

I nodded and asked, "Xiao Zhang, what did you see just now?" ”

Xiao Zhang was stunned.

When I saw him look behind me in great fear, I asked, "Do you see anything?" ”

Xiao Zhang was about to cry: "No...... Not...... I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything, I ...... I'm leaving, you can take another elevator by yourselves. ”

After Xiao Zhang finished speaking, he turned his head and ran.

I felt strange, and when I looked back, I froze for a moment.

Aunt Xiong...... She...... Her aura is too powerful.

To be honest, I really can't describe this aura, Aunt Xiong is estimated to be in full swing at this moment.

And at this moment, the strength of her aura can be compared with Grandpa Ren Ling!

I turned around, and after only one glance, Aunt Xiong turned off.

I was relieved, first set up Ren Ling, and then with Aunt Xiong, took another elevator and returned to the door.

I'll help Aunt Xiong open the door of 1502 first.

Aunt Xiong handed Zhang Qian over to me, said hello to me when she was done, and took Xiao Qi into 1502.

Before entering the door, Aunt Xiong solemnly said to me: "Don't worry, Dr. Ji, I will ask the building security guard to delete the elevator monitoring early tomorrow morning!"

I clenched my fists: "Thank you, Aunt Lan." ”

Aunt Xiong understated: "No thanks, another day, I still want to learn from you when I have time." ”

After saying that, Aunt Xiong turned around, bang, close the door!

I'm messy.

For a long time, I had a worried heart, turned around and opened 1501, kicked the door open, threw the two girls in my arms, and said in my mouth: "Go to your ......"

I gasped and stood in the doorway, looking out at the dark winter foyer. I turned around, closed the door, reached out again, cracked, and turned on the light.

In a soft, yellowish halo.

I saw a row of little drunk girls lying on the ground......

They sit on the floor in a variety of positions.

I looked at the pair of long white legs, the sparkling little feet, and the shoes that were kicking everywhere.

I––

Lost in thought.