After eating the steamed buns with tap water, Chairman Zhao led a large number of us to the convention and exhibition center.

Before I went out, I looked at the calendar, and today is Sunday!

When we arrived at the convention and exhibition center, the old man who was the janitor had just gotten up from the quilt and stared at us for a long time: "I'll go, I almost forgot that there was a meeting today, you are the group of SBs, right?" ”

Chairman Zhao spoke very politely, but he always had a murderous intention: "I know that many people treat us as crazy, so I wonder, why do we not treat us so badly because we didn't kill people and set fires, kidnap and tear up tickets, and kidnap people's wives and daughters?" ”

The old man who played the watch softened at that time: "Yo, it turned out to be President Zhao?" I thought it was an online literature conference, but don't you know, those people are all like beggars and disciples! ”

President Zhao finally had some bearing: "Our members are here in a while, please entertain you." As he spoke, he took out five hundred yuan and handed it to the husband.

After entering the building, I asked puzzledly, "Uncle Zhao, don't be so exaggerated, right?" ”

President Zhao hurriedly shook his head: "First, don't call me Uncle Zhao, given your relationship with Yun'er...... Call me Lao Zhao! Second, it is necessary to give money, you also know that the income gap between our yin and yang hexagram is too big, some people casually open their mouths to put a lot of money into the account, but some people have to rely on food to live, the first two sessions of many people are blocked out by this gatehouse, the image of many of our members is indeed too miserable! ”

As he spoke, Chairman Zhao led us all to a conference room on the west side of the second floor.

The conference room is not big or small, it can fit about 300 people, some materials have been prepared in the venue, President Zhao led a group of people to start busy, the eight big biao and the twelve idiots also followed to help, 120 is responsible for command and scheduling, Su Diao complex keeps going back and forth to the toilet, looking like it is makeup, and after looking at it for a while, my eyelids began to fight, and within a few minutes, I was afraid of falling asleep on the table.

I don't know how long it was, but suddenly I was awakened by a burst of applause.

I wiped my hair, and when I opened my eyes, I went, and the house was full of people!

To my left was Su Diao's complex, holding a mirror and smiling at me, and when she saw me awake, she smiled gently at me.

On my right, a fat man in his thirties sat on my right, clapping desperately.

I looked towards the podium and saw a lamp giving a bare-chested speech: "...... What kind of person is the old man, of course, he can't see death without help, saying that it is too late and that is fast, the old man took off his robe, draped it on the female benefactor, turned around, and resisted the joint blow of the two gangsters......"

I asked the fat man next to me, "Big brother, what is this bald donkey talking about?" ”

The fat man didn't turn his head, his expression was angry, and he explained impatiently: "This senior monk is telling the story of her brave rescue of the female benefactor, which is so touching!" You didn't listen to that story just now, but you told me to cry! ”

I patted my head: "He's telling a story?" ”

The fat man nodded: "Yes!" This session is much more exciting than the previous two sessions, the story of this master should have a plot, it should be high, the tide should be high, the tide should be high, and the tide should be thought about, I said little brother, you have been sleeping on the table just now, what a pity! ”

I looked at the podium with my mouth wide open, only to see a lamp, a handful of snot and a handful of tears and said: "Although, I saved the female benefactor, but she was also seriously injured, I asked carefully, only to know that the female benefactor has been dead for more than 200 years, it turned out that she was made by her grandmother, specializing in seducing men in the broken temple, absorbing yang essence, for her grandmother to suck, just because she saw that I was kind and handsome, so I couldn't bear to do it for a while...... The old man was furious, picked up my Zen staff and took her grandmother's nest...... Later, the old man did a ritual and overtook the female benefactor......"

The fat man next to me was already crying out of shape: "Paralyzed, it's so touching!" ”

I finally couldn't help laughing and said to the fat man, "Big brother, didn't you hear what he said about the plot of the movie?" ”

The fat man glared at me and scolded, "Damn, do you think I look like someone who can afford to watch movies?" Do you think that master looks like a man who can afford to watch movies? ”

I don't believe it, the so-called paranormal seminar is like this!

……

With overwhelming applause, Yilan wiped his tears and walked off the stage.

Chairman Zhao took a handkerchief to wipe his tears, ran to the stage, and shouted into the microphone: "Ladies and gentlemen, how is the story of our new member Yideng Master?" ”

"Good!" More than 300 people shouted in unison, and suddenly, a wave of qi came to their faces.

Chairman Zhao waved his hand excitedly, and struggled to control his sadness, and after a long time, he continued: "Next, I invite the head of Coal Nanzi to give a speech!" ”

Coal Nanzi solemnly walked on the stage, first shook hands with Chairman Zhao, and then bowed to the audience, and then said: "Today, I want to tell you a story of mine...... That year, I was eighteen years old...... Although my friends all said that she was a goblin, I really didn't believe it at the time until one day...... I saw her take a human skin and change it for a mask, and then stick it to her face...... Damn, I know she's a fox now! …… But we are true love...... What's wrong with painted skin? If you really love someone, is it necessary to care if she is a human or a demon? Paralysis, what's wrong with the animals? Can't you love it? ……”

I said to the fat man next to me again, "Don't you think this story is a little familiar? ”

The fat man was already crying, and scolded me bitterly: "Why are you so cold-blooded? , I can't do it, I'm going to cry blind! ”

I immediately patted him on the back to comfort: "Big brother, little brother, it's my first time here, is our seminar just to tell stories?" ”

"The first two sessions actually talked about theories, and I, like you, slept during the seven-day meeting!" The fat man sobbed and said: "As President Zhao said just now, this meeting is mainly about storytelling, and it is necessary to implement theory and practice, and to deeply study specific cases, whatever, it is really getting more and more interesting!" ”

Coal Nanzi on the stage had finished talking about his redemption of love at this time, and President Zhao walked to the stage and pointed in my direction: "Below, member Niu Er will share his story!" ”

I was just about to tell the fat man next to me which SB would have such a name, when the fat man stood up and said to me, "Dude, it's my turn, don't sleep!" ”

After a while, Niu Er walked to the stage, and Coal Nanzi also squeezed to the fat man's seat and came down.

I asked numbly, "Isn't the story you told me with Yideng teasing me?" ”

Coal Nanzi smiled and shook his head: "Section Chief Wang, what we said is the truth!" Didn't you see the audience crying into tears? ”

Me: "Damn, is that a movie plot?" ”

Coal Nanzi frowned: "What we said is really true......"

……

Ten minutes later, I finally understood, it turned out that the so-called movie plot happens in reality all the time, there are countless unbelievable stories, and there are not a few similar plots, if the movie tells a beautiful love story, then what happened to these people is an unforgettable history of blood and tears!

Niu Er on the stage had already finished talking about his grievances and grievances with the Seven Fairies, and was making a final summary on stage at this time: "Why can't we marry a goddess?" Because we're brain-dead! Damn, no one told me she was a Seven Fairies at the time, but if someone told me, I would have done it for her at the time......"

President Zhao hurriedly grabbed the microphone: "Okay, the story of Niu Er has been told, and now, I would like to introduce a new member to you, who is Wang Damin, the new vice president of our supernatural seminar, everyone applauds and welcomes." As he spoke, he pointed at me.

Suddenly, more than 400 people looked at me, and I asked Nanzi in a low voice, "What do you mean?" ”

"Let you tell a story!"

"What story to tell?"

"Didn't Lao Zhao notify him the night before yesterday? One person prepares a story, you won't forget, right? ”

“……”

Damn, why don't I remember?

Helpless, in front of more than 400 people, I can't coax my little brother, when I walked from the stage to the stage, dozens of ancient strange tales have flashed in my head: Yugong moves mountains, praises his father and shoots the sun, and the second sister of Wang Sifu......

I solemnly saluted with the members in the audience, and just as I was about to talk about the great spirit of Yu Yu to control the water and not enter the three countries, the phone in my pocket suddenly rang.

I took it out and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

I asked, "Hey, who?" ”

The other party: "Is it Wang Damin?" ”

Me: "Yes, I'll tell you a story!" ”

The other party: "I'm Feng Yuran, it's really not easy to find you, what's the matter, you hide deep enough?" I thought you were a young master, but you pretended to be an office worker? ”

I stopped the shouting from the audience and asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" ”

Feng Yuran: "Do you think that was the case two days ago?" Let me tell you, that matter is not over, if you know each other, lead your subordinates to come over to serve tea to grandpa and me to admit their mistakes, and kowtow a few times by the way, otherwise, I will kill you, master! By the way, you have to kowtow three times, He Gongzi and Chang Gongzi are all here with me, you'd better do it at once! ”

I yelled, "You're paralyzed, you're sick?" ”

Feng Yuran snorted coldly: "By the way, bring the photos taken by your subordinates, and I can reward you two with money!" ”

I held back my anger: "What if I don't go? How dare you? ”

Feng Yuran: "Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!" ”

I covered my phone and said to the audience, "Someone called and said they were going to kill me!" ”

The audience suddenly became a mess...... Morning Glory pulled her neck and shouted, "What? What bastard would dare to be so presumptuous and let the disciples destroy him! ”

Yideng was still crying: "Section Chief Wang, the old man swears to defend your dignity to the death!" ”

Vice President Lin also recalled the story and said sadly: "I'm just a rough person, Brother Wang, listen, you are such a good person, if someone can't get along with you, I will fight with him!" ”

I don't know who shouted: "Come on, Wang Damin!" Come on, Wang Damin! ”

Then, everyone in the venue shouted: "Come on, Wang Damin!" Come on, Wang Damin! ”

I gestured to Chairman Zhao, and the old man came over very cleverly.

I put it in President Zhao's ear and briefly explained the ins and outs of the matter, and at the end, I focused on Morning Glory!

Chairman Zhao slammed the table: "Paralyzed, let them come, this coal city can't put them aside?" ”

I smiled with satisfaction, picked up my phone and said, "Feng Gongzi, and He Gongzi, Chang Gongzi, I am on the second floor of the Convention and Exhibition Center now, come on!" If you can't kill me, you will be my grandson! ”