If this grandson talks to me well, maybe I have to politely say sorry to him, and by the way, I destroyed the camera memory card in front of them, after all, I also had something wrong that day, but this grandson doesn't seem to be able to speak at all, what's the matter, really when the master I'm an ordinary worker? What work scene have you ever seen surrounded by so many idiots? Which person can have so many people around to work? Which one who goes to work dares to take advantage of the undefeated in the East? Which one of them who went to work lost their arm and could pick it up by themselves?

I hung up the phone and looked down the stage, I went, and a lot of people had already taken out the guys!

For a while, the venue was shining with silver, and the sound of various iron tools unsheathed was endless.

I hurriedly eased the atmosphere: "Everyone, don't be impatient! ”

Yideng was like beating chicken blood, pulled up the bench and yelled at me: "Section Chief Wang, just say it, how to fight?" ”

Blow the lamp and follow the crack: "Yes! How to fight? ”

120 began to pout: "I think we have to take the initiative!" ”

Morning Glory picked up the kitchen knife: "You are all in a meeting here, I'll go and settle them out myself, and then come back and report to everyone!" ”

I hurriedly asked President Zhao beside me for help: "Old Zhao, the crowd is excited!" Let's keep a low profile, if that group of people bully us, of course we can't tolerate it, but if we make the first move, we will make trouble for Brother Zhang! ”

"That's right! Anyway, we'll have to take care of it! The old man frowned, was stunned for a moment, and asked me, "Then why did you bring those people here?" ”

...... "I am speechless, if I say that I am afraid of being beaten, this old man will not believe it!"

"That's it, I'll let them restrain a little!" Lao Zhao turned around to the stage and suddenly shouted: "Oh,, who made you bring the beer now?" It's not time to eat yet! ”

I turned around and looked, I went, just in the short minute or two when I talked to Lao Zhao, the venue has completely changed, the neat and orderly tables and chairs in the venue are all quietly piled up on both sides of the venue, more than 400 people sit on the ground in more than 20 small circles, morning glory leads a group of junior brothers and sisters, holding beer boxes everywhere to distribute beer, a lamp and a group of people are helping Ma Yuer and Liu Tiehammer to eat, I looked, there are cooked food, chicken feet, cucumbers, eggs, and green onion sauce.

When I turned around again, I found that Lao Zhao suddenly took out a bottle of Erguotou from behind his buttocks, hugged my neck and said as he walked: "Let's go, eat first, what's the matter, there will be no food for a while!" ”

I couldn't believe my eyes: "You eat lunch like this every time you have a meeting?" ”

Lao Zhao Yile: "Isn't it, every time we are asked to have a meeting on Sunday, there is no one to cook, and these three or four hundred people can't afford to eat in the hotel, so we have to make this decision." ”

I instantly remembered my high school life!

Lao Zhao continued: "I bought the wine and cooked food, and most of the rest of the things were brought by them from their hometown, Lao Wang, you must not be polite!" ”

I nodded blankly and followed Lao Zhao down the steps!

Many people pulled me and Lao Zhao and tried to let the two of us sit in their circle, Lao Zhao was at ease, talking and laughing, and politely explained: "Brothers, eat first, Vice President Wang will naturally come to toast in a while, and we are going to talk about business now!" ”

Walking to the middle circle, Lao Zhao and I sat down, there were Vice President Lin, Morning Glory and other twelve idiots, Yideng and other eight big Biao people, as well as 120, kitten, Jingba, Spring Thirteen Sons, of course, Su Diao complex is indispensable, this woman is shyly peeking at me, as soon as I glanced at her, she immediately lowered her head, her little face was flushed, what, just like I did to her!

Morning Glory threw over a bottle of beer: "Master, don't make a move for a while, just leave this kind of thing to the disciple!" ”

I glared at her, "Damn, she was all the fault of all this, and now it's on my head."

After biting off the cap of the beer bottle, I stood up, raised the bottle and said: "Good brothers and sisters, today, little brother, I am very happy to be able to join the big family of the supernatural seminar, here I toast everyone, I hope you will come to the coal city more in the future, there is a little brother, the coal city is your home, come, let's get drunk today!" ”

After that, I drank it all!

Although I am more irritable in my head, but this group of people in front of me can not be offended, according to the current statistics of the He brick family, it is unlikely that I will make a fortune, that is to say, I am unlikely to spend money to form a network covering the whole country, if these people in front of me are willing to help me deal with the wishes of the giant ghosts, then I will save a lot of trouble, besides, this group of people is more or less Taoist, born with an interest in yin and yang, I can't wait to hit a ghost if I have nothing to do, maybe they will thank me for giving them this opportunity!

Niu Er sat in the easternmost corner of the venue, and also stood up at this time: "Happy! Vice President Wang is really a cheerful person, come, the big guy is done! ”

Suddenly, the sound of beer drinking lasted for two or three minutes, and hell, I saw that some people blew four or five bottles in a row!

After drinking one by one, they all shouted cool, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became lively.

I saw that the time was almost up, and whispered to President Zhao: "Old Zhao, it's almost over, do you think I'm asking everyone to help with that?" ”

Lao Zhao patted his head: "Yes, yes, I almost forgot!" After speaking, Lao Zhao stood up and shouted to everyone: "Everyone be quiet and listen to me!" Many of our members have told stories, and now, please ask our Vice President Wang to tell a story that is absolutely true and we can also participate in it! Everyone's applause welcome! ”

"Lao Wang, come one, Lao Wang, come one ......" Suddenly, an overwhelming shout sounded.

I cleared my throat: "Ladies and gentlemen, the story I am telling is absolutely true, absolutely exciting, absolutely shocking!" In other words, two years ago, I was a young man full of ideals for life, but that sudden car accident changed my fate, and that day, I didn't recruit anyone or mess with anyone, and got on the bus......"

In the next ten minutes, I briefly recounted my experience, of course, the fact that I was Zheng Yun was cleverly covered up by me, Diao Zetian's identity was also concealed by me, and I didn't say anything about a certain connection with Huazi 2, during the whole speech, I focused on telling the tragic experience of my body and the tragic story of being struck by lightning, and finally, I said my wish to ask them for help, and then I bowed, the angle is definitely close to 90 degrees, how sincere and how sincere, how touching and touching!

The big guy listened to a handful of snot and tears, and praised while drinking: It's so touching!

Niu Er wiped his tears and shouted at me: "You mean that this kitten and puppy are possessed by a ghost?" ”

I nodded, "Not bad!" Attached to Jingba is Mr. He, a famous economist in the underworld! Attached to the kitten is the classical beauty Bai Yuzhen! ”

Niu Er seemed to be a little unconvinced: "There is no basis for what you say, you have to come up with some evidence!" ”

I sneered: "You are all proficient in yin and yang people, and you have a lot of mana, I believe you can see the yin soul with the naked eye, and you are not talented, I am willing to cast a spell and let the two customers show themselves!" ”

"Wait!" A fat man suddenly stood up in the circle of people on my left, walked up to me and said: "In Xia Wu Mazi, my spell is naturally able to see ghosts, but there is a method, that is, you need to apply dog urine to your eyelids to see the ghost, Vice President Wang, can you let this puppy pee a cup for me?" With that, he took the paper cup and walked towards Jingba!

Eighty percent found the feeling of an expert meeting, this morning He Brick's family was polite, even if he drank a lot of wine, he didn't shout to sign on someone else's belly, but at this time, He Brick's family couldn't help it, only heard him yell: "Urine Nima!" Stay where it's cool! ”

Suddenly, there was a burst of exclamations around.

"Damn, this Jingba has spoken!"

"Damn, this Jingba is scolding!"

"Damn, the scolding is still with a Northeast accent!"

"Damn, I should have expected it to smoke just now!"

……

I winked at He Brick's house and said, "Look, the fierce ghost has appeared!" ”

There is no infiltrating scene, no gorgeous special effects, I saw Jingba's eyes picked, and in an instant, the sloppy He Brick family showed his true body!

Be quiet!

Exceptionally quiet!

After five minutes, someone finally spoke: ", I saw it, damn it, this beard is so long!" ”

Another continued, "I saw it too!" It's just that the image is a little worse! ”

Some people even knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, wailing and crying: "Master! I've finally seen a ghost! Damn, I always thought that your old man was fooling me! ”

There are also those who hugged each other and cried: "Second brother, this life is not in vain!" Our Lingbei Sanxiong can be regarded as having come out of the blue! ”

For a while, crying and shouting all over the world!