Chapter 12: The Goddess of the Land
Bai Hao asked me if I knew what kind of obstacle this Kunlun was using, I had learned some trivial miscellaneous knowledge, and I could see that it was the formation of the sixty-four hexagrams, but I couldn't solve it. When he saw that I knew only half of it, he simply explained to me the method of deduction of the sixty-four hexagrams. I solved a puzzle by myself and found a way out on my own, and he followed me without saying a word. If you have any doubts, ask him again, he will explain, and I will find my way by myself.
In just one day, the immortals were all hidden in the endless Kunlun void, and it seemed that there were only me and Bai Hao in the huge mountain range. I found a cave at night. I took out the pears that the waiter in the medical hall gave me, and sat with Bai Hao at the entrance of the cave to make a fire and roast them.
"Is this delicious?" Bai Hao asked me curiously.
"Of course, roasted pears are delicious, too! I often feel stuffy in my chest and my throat is uncomfortable, but it's much more comfortable to eat one." I said as I flipped the pear.
"Where did you learn it?" Bai Hao was very interested in roasting pears.
I smiled, "Sometimes you don't have to learn to make food." Once, I had nothing to eat, so I only picked a few pears, and I wanted to eat something hot, so I roasted them and beat them right. ”
I handed a pear to Bai Hao, "Give it to you." ”
Bai Hao tore off the skin of the pear and took a bite.
"It's delicious. Doesn't it taste sweet like honey?" I looked at him and looked forward to his affirmation, the food maker sometimes preferred not to eat it himself, and what he liked to see most was that the food eater would eat up the food that he had worked so hard to make.
"Well, it's delicious. Bai Hao said.
I took a big bite of the roasted pears, the pears in the hospital tasted exactly the same as the high-priced pears that Bai Xi gave me, and they were sweeter than those elsewhere. I couldn't help but "tsk" and admired, "It's not convenient now, I'll make a lot of delicious food." I have a chance to give you a taste. ”
"Good. Bai Hao looked at the sky while eating pears.
I followed his gaze, and the bright star in the sky was exceptionally bright, "That is the star of God in the sky, right?" I asked him.
"Yes," Bai Hao said.
"Is the god in the sky very old?" Actually, I don't have much curiosity about the god in the sky, but it always sounds like something about him along the way. They all said that he was good, but they all spread his rumors, which made me more and more curious.
"It's fine. Bai Hao smiled slightly.
"Is he very stern and ruthless?" I continued.
"Why do you think so?" Bai Hao asked me.
"Even if he can be innocent of his fiancée, what about holding a secret marriage. The lover did not die unjustly at his hands. I said.
Bai Hao didn't answer me, and ate the pears by himself.
That night he had been watching the stars in the sky at the entrance of the cave. I watched with him for a while, but I felt too tired to think about the gods in the clouds, so I made a big straw shop for him out of hay. I made another one for myself, and then crawled into my "nest" and slept. In his sleep, he seemed to hear someone calling "Yu Fei", and he responded in a daze, turned over and fell asleep again.
When he woke up in the morning, Bai Hao's grass shop was empty, there was no one inside or outside the cave, he was gone!
There was no response to the shouting until his throat was hoarse, and there was no trace of him around, he flew away and disappeared overnight......
He said that he didn't care about me, and he really didn't care about me? Wasn't he really afraid that I would rely on him? Or did I offend him by saying something wrong? Last night I said that the gods in the sky were ruthless, and he was angry with me because of this? I was worried.
Now I was the only one left, so I had to continue the climb.
Walked all the way, looking for Yuqingjing, looking for Bai Hao, and after walking for a long time, I came to a lush bamboo forest. The bamboo leaves in the forest are green and clear, spotless, like crystal carving. The breeze blows, and the jade-like bamboo leaves collide with each other, and the sound is very beautiful. Admire all the way and admire all the way, out of the bamboo forest is a vast sea of flowers, the flowers of the four seasons bloom at the same time, purple and red, competing for beauty. Being in the sea of flowers makes people fascinated and forgetful. Out of the sea of flowers climbed to the top of Kunlun, the clouds are steaming, such as the nine days. The clouds and mist dispersed, and I saw the blue of the Tianchi again, sparkling microwaves, and the water and sky were the same color. This Kunlun void is so mysterious!
"This can't be the Jade Qing Realm, right?" I heard the voice of the immortals shouting.
"Yes, yes! Yuqing Realm is a virtual divine realm set up by the gods in the clouds in Kunlun, it is extremely wonderful, it must be here!"
"We're finally here!"
Some of the immortals in front cheered.
I hurried a few steps. I saw more than a dozen immortal friends in front of me talking excitedly. When an immortal friend saw me coming, he stepped forward to greet me, "Little brother, do you know if this is the Jade Qing Realm?"
"Xiaoxian doesn't know. I replied with a salute.
"Yes!Yes!Did you see the palace in front of you?Isn't that the Jade Void Palace!" An immortal friend pointed to the sea of clouds.
Looking at the past with his hand, he saw an imposing palace faintly in the clouds not far away.
The immortals rushed over happily. An elderly and fat old woman in the crowd was so rushed by the crowd that she couldn't stand steadily, and sat on the ground with her buttocks, "Oops, oops." "I can't stop complaining. The old woman shouted to the fairy friends in front of her to wait for her, but no one paid attention. When I saw that the old woman was pitiful, I went to help her, and I dragged me to the ground, not wanting her to be heavy. I fell beside the old woman, almost fainted by the rich smell of her body, as if I had rubbed two catties of incense powder.
"What kind of fairy are you, this kid, so weak and powerless, you still have to come to worship the gods of the clouds as a teacher, you can't help me, and you have to smash me!" The old woman gave me a blank look and complained.
"Smash her?" I was speechless, how could I hurt her, I was obviously going to help her and be dragged down by her.
The immortals passing by looked at me like this and kindly persuaded me: "Little brother, this old woman is a ghost, hob meat, whoever is attached to it is unlucky, you should leave quickly." ”
I have heard of such a thing, some immortal roots are vulgar little immortals, and they can't cultivate the law, and often use this method to blackmail the treasures and spiritual power of some immortals, and get it for nothing. I met Mingxi, a male bustard who was blackmailing at the bottom of the mountain, and I met this unreasonable old woman on the mountain! How could I meet this kind of blackmail in this Kunlun Holy Land......
I hurriedly got up and left, but the old woman grabbed my sleeve tightly: "You smashed me, don't you care?"
Anyway, I'm poor now, and all the money on my body has been taken away by Bai Xi. There is not much spiritual power of the immortal law, so if she wants to blackmail, she can do whatever she wants. At her age, she is so fat and ugly, she will never be like Bai Xi who is also doing the "Fengyue" business, let me sell myself.
"Old man, I'll send you down the mountain to the hospital. I said to her.
"I'm not going down the mountain, I'm going to find the clouds!" the old woman said in a resolute tone.
I thought it was funny in my heart, this god in the sky is really charming.
I looked her up and down, "Old woman, you are close to the age of sixtieth birthday and your hair is gray, do you also want to apprentice?"
"I'm not an apprentice, I'm looking for him to marry!" the old woman said confidently.
I almost spurted out all the old blood that had been accumulated for 3,000 years. What kind of apprenticeship meeting, it is clearly a blind date meeting, and the gods in the sky are the public lovers of all ages, and even this old immortal of this age is full of spring. His fiancée Lu Xue is also clean when she dies, otherwise she will be killed by this rotten peach blossom if she lives.
"Old man, you are married to the gods of the clouds, you may be the same age, but you are a dignified god, you have a good figure of one or three to go back and practice for a thousand years or two, and then come back is a little sincere. I laughed.
"Why do you kid disrespect the old man like this! It's not that I'm marrying him, I'm talking about my daughters. The old woman explained.
I "haha" and laughed, "daughter...... Give the clouds a god trick harem beauties three thousand. ”
The old woman glanced at me and said, "You little fairies are only allowed to disguise themselves as male fairies and recruit husbands in the name of apprenticeship, so can't my old man justify the name of the daughters to tell the matchmaker?"
"Reasonable. I nodded yes, but I couldn't find her rebuttal.
"You've hurt me, you've got to carry me!" the old woman grabbed me by the sleeve and grabbed me by the arm, dragging me to the ground. My right ankle suddenly ached, and the hairpin on my head was broken, and the bun fell apart.
I sat on the ground and watched her, and said to her one by one: "It's not that I don't carry you, the old man, I'm so embarrassed when I am dragged by you, do you think I can carry you? Anyway, we are now one old and the other is crippled, half a pound and eight taels." You are fatter than me three, and I can't carry you. Either you carry me, or we can walk with each other, or we will just sit here, and wait for one or two soulless people like me to help you, and we will blackmail him, but it may not be until next year. ”
"Okay, you kid. I've been a land wife in the South China Sea for tens of thousands of years, and I've never seen you kid so good. The old woman also stared at me and nodded.
I couldn't laugh or cry. I didn't expect that the dignified Nanhai Land Woman, who is also an immortal with an immortal job, would be so unreasonable. Obviously, she relied on me, but I relied on her.
I didn't care about her, I sat on the floor and combed my hair. I want to use the immortal method to change a hairpin again, I don't want the fairy power to be suppressed, and I can't even change a hairpin, and there is no branch in the four places. What should I use? I suddenly remembered the headband I picked up, so I used it. I took the headband out of my bosom and tied it in a bun.
The land lady stared at my bun with straight eyes, looked me up and down, pointed at me and shouted, "Yes, you boy, where did you get this headband, you steal my headband!" she reached out and tugged at my bun.
I hurriedly rolled to the side and got up on one leg, "Where did I steal your hairband, you don't want to spew blood!"
"This is my headband!" the land woman flew up and grabbed my bun so fast that I didn't have time to dodge.
The land woman tugged a few times, but as a result, the hairband was pulled into a dead button, and I couldn't pull it off, and my head was so painful that my neck was about to break.
"Stop! Stop! My scalp is going to be dragged off by you! You are making trouble in Yuqing Realm, see how you still marry a girl!" I shouted.
The land lady let go of her hand and pointed at me with her finger, "I thought I was the best in the world, but I didn't have you!"
She knew she was on her own.
"You old man flies faster than me, you better don't lie to me. I don't have any money, and now I have broken my feet, and I can't walk fast, although the Jade Void Palace in the clouds looks close, I'm afraid I will have to climb a few mountains when I walk, you follow me and I estimate that you will be late, you better go by yourself. "I'm kind of to advise.
"I'll help you go, how about you give me back the hairband?" the land lady negotiated with me with a hippie smile.
"Make a deal, make a deal, what do you mean to give it back to you?" I gave her a blank look.
"What a deal, this is my family!" the land lady looked anxious.
I feel a little weak when I look at her, after all, I picked up this headband, maybe she really lost it. If she loses it, I'm really cheating. If it weren't for hers, she would have helped me go for this little wealth, maybe she wouldn't have been able to see the gods in the clouds, but it would have ruined the marriage of her daughters. Anyway, this headband is also picked up, it is not mine, so give it to her.
"Forget it, you don't have to help me go, I'll bring it to you. Don't follow me. "I reached out to untie the hair band, but the hair band was pulled into a dead button by the land wife, and it was entangled with the hair, and I couldn't untie it.
"I'm coming!" the land woman came up and grabbed my hair and pulled it hard, but it still didn't come off, and her scalp was about to be ripped off by her.
"Don't drag it. I pulled the dagger out of my bosom.
The land lady was startled when she saw me holding a dagger, "I just want to get my family's things back, you don't want to kill me, do you?" ”
I looked helpless, "You are so strong, I can kill you!"
I turned the dagger against myself, closed my eyes, and made up my mind.
"What are you going to do!" exclaimed the land woman, holding my arm.
"Cut your bun and give you a headband. I said and went to cut my hair.
"Alright, alright, wait until you get it off, give it to me, don't get a dagger to scare me. "The land lady is not angry.
"Then you go, I'll send you a ribbon when you meet at the medical center in Xuhuai Town at the foot of the mountain in ten days. I said.
The land woman rolled her eyes, "That's not good, what if you run away for so long, I have to follow you." ”
"Whatever you want. "I don't persuade her anymore, my feet are swollen at the moment, the pain is unbearable, and I really don't want to entangle with her anymore. The landlady was very active in the hairband, and ran into the woods and found me a big branch to use as a crutch. Although her body was fat, she walked very briskly, and she kept scolding me all the way to go faster, to go faster.
After walking for nearly half a day, the sky was about to darken, and the Yuxu Palace, which was originally faintly visible, was gone, and after going around, it was the jade bamboo forest again. Seven or eight waves of immortals gathered in the bamboo forest, including the wave of immortals that he had encountered in the Yunhai Tianchi before.
It turned out that everyone was lost, and some of them went back and forth several times in the bamboo forest, the sea of flowers, and the Genting Tianchi. Everyone looked anxious and discussed. Suddenly, some of the lost immortals exclaimed, "We have entered the Lost Immortal Array!"