Chapter 11 The Divine Beast Robs the Husband
The next day, Kunlun Xuan was officially opened to welcome the immortals to climb the mountain. Early in the morning, I went to Bai Hao's residence. The courtyard where he lived was already locked, and he secretly turned into his real body and flew into the sky to take a look, and it was indeed empty. "He has gone to the Yuqing Realm, and the gods have accepted him, and he should go to work. "I'm a little bit lost.
In front of the medical hall, there were more than a dozen scattered immortals who were going up the mountain, and everyone's mood was high, and it was imperative to find Yuqing Realm on this trip.
"Although we got sick when we arrived in Kunlun, but the illness could not stop our ambition! Everyone gathered together is fate, my name is Gray Ping, I am willing to be the leader of the team and support each other, share weal and woe!"
"Okay! We share weal and woe!"
I joined them.
There are a lot of notices posted in the streets and alleys of the town, explaining that there is no map in the jade situation, the fake map is deliberately harmful, and the immortals in the list should pay attention to their own safety, and there are immortals pretending to be gods in the clouds, and they can't trust anyone who claims to be gods in the clouds before entering the jade realm, so as not to be deceived Yunyun. I thought to myself, the gods in the sky are not old and confused.
Coming to the foot of Kunlun Xu, it turned out that Kunlun Xu had set up the only entrance to the mountain, surrounded by many immortals and mounts, and also posted notices, it turned out that it was not allowed to ride mounts into the mountain. Some of the nobles were worried, so they beckoned the waiters to hurry up and build a foot, but were told that they could only walk. So some nobles beckoned the waiters to go into the mountain together, so that the waiters could carry them on their backs when they were tired. He was also warned that if he let other immortals carry it, he would be disqualified once discovered. Many disciples complained bitterly and retreated.
The housekeeper persuaded the young master bitterly, "No, young master, the immortal monarch does not ask the young master to succeed in apprenticeship, as long as the young master must climb the Yuqing Realm and exercise." ”
"Does my father want me to die in Kunlun Xu!" the young master grinned.
Seeing this, I immediately became happy and said to myself, "The gods in the sky are very fair. ”
"You can't find your way yourself, and you have to laugh at others. Someone beside him said lightly, the voice and tone were a little familiar...... I don't know when an immortal came beside him, wearing a cloak and a fur hat, the hat was pressed very low, and he couldn't see his face clearly, this dress looked like Bai Hao was on the street......
I leaned down to the fairy hat and looked at it......
"Alright...... Don't look at it...... Yesterday's swordsmanship taught you in vain. The immortal said helplessly.
"White ......," I shouted.
"Don't shout ......," Bai Hao said in a low voice.
"Why are you here?" I lowered my voice in surprise and delight.
"Go up the mountain with you. Bai Hao said.
"Are you showing us the way?" I asked him in a happy whisper.
"It's not. How you go is up to you. Bai Hao said.
"Did the gods send you?" I asked.
"Hmm," Bai Hao said.
I was so happy that I almost jumped up and whispered, "It doesn't matter if you don't lead the way, at least you can be considered a companion, God is so caring!"
Bai Hao smiled but said nothing.
The group of immortals with Gray Ping entered the mountain pass, and everyone discussed the route. I looked at Bai Hao with a grin, thinking that this matter could be solved satisfactorily. He can enter the Yuqing Realm, and I can go up the mountain with him to watch the excitement and make a small testimony, without worrying that he will be dragged back and commit suicide. The bad things that Dongfang Mo did can also be ended. Then I went to Penglai to worship a teacher. It's just perfect, the mood is just amazing!
"Don't giggle. Which fairy mountain will accept you like this. Bai Hao said.
As soon as I stuck out my tongue, I quickly put away my smile.
Suddenly, a big hand slapped me on the shoulder, almost knocking me down, and a rough voice came from my ear. "Fairy friends, let's be together!"
"Who?" I asked subconsciously.
"Looking at the sky in the lower East Mountain, it is beautiful. "A tall figure appeared in front of me, blocking half the day.
"Your name is Xiuli?" I asked him with a smile. I thought to myself, "What a burly figure, what a graceful name." Wangtianqi is also a member of the dragon clan, and there is such an honest and stupid child. ”
The immortals bowed their hands to the beauty. Xiuli frowned and roared, "It's troublesome, it's not troublesome! What kind of courtesy, should you treat me as a friend!" Xiuli's roar shook the heavens and the earth, and several little fairies in the team almost peed their pants in fright.
"Do you still have a younger brother named Shanhe?" I teased him.
"No! Shanhe is my sister!" I really wanted to laugh when I saw Xiuli explain seriously, and I almost held back my internal injuries. It's called...... Their parents are really the best talents in the fairy.
"Who called me!" the thunderous voice was even rougher and more heroic than the beautiful voice. So the other half of the day was blocked. Shanhe is also dressed as a man, and his appearance is similar to Xiuli, but he does not have his brother's real beard on his face, and I don't know if he uses black charcoal or something to draw some beard on the chin and cheeks of the green beard. He looks like a sturdy man, but his two big hands are holding a bouquet of pink and tender flowers.
"This is my sister, Shanhe, we are all here to learn from the teacher. Xiuli introduced.
The crowd greeted each other. Shanhe didn't care about this, just scolded Xiuli, "Brother, who told you that I am a woman!" Shanhe was like a bell, if his brother hadn't said it, I wouldn't have seen what she had to do with women.
"It's all your own! Why are you making this flower??" Xiuli asked innocently.
"Give it to my family and the gods in the sky!" Shan He looked shy.
I simply turned around, pulled up my sleeves and lowered my head to pretend to cough, then covered my mouth and nose to cover my face and laughed silently. imagined the scene of the bearded mountains and rivers offering small pink flowers to an old male god, and pulled Bai Hao's sleeves while laughing, and whispered to him: "Your family god has taken the big peach blossom luck!"
After laughing, he looked up at Bai Hao under the fur hat, his face was gloomy. I hurriedly put away my smile, and said in my heart that I had made a joke about the gods in the clouds.
The beautiful mountains and rivers are straightforward and cute, and the team laughs constantly with them. I had just walked for a day, and when the sun was about to set, I had a problem. The little pink flower of the mountains and rivers seems to have found a new owner.
"Brother, I'm his person! I'm no longer apprenticed, I'm going to marry him!" Shanhe pointed to Bai Hao and said to Xiuli in front of everyone.
I stared at Bai Hao dumbfounded, thinking that he was about to jump off the cliff a few days ago, and he had only got this sturdy girl in one day?
Bai Hao's hat was still low to cover his face, and he said in a deep voice: "Don't listen to her nonsense." ”
I choose to believe Bai Hao. What's more, everyone has been in the same place all along. That Shanhe must have seen that Bai Hao's temperament was extraordinary, handsome, and he was a nymphomaniac.
"Let's talk about it after worshipping the teacher!" said Xiuli to her sister.
I thought to myself, although this brother is five big and three thick, he also knows the severity.
Xiuli then yelled at Bai Hao: "Hey, brother-in-law, what's your name?"
"Husband, what's your name?" asked Bai Hao.
"Since you call him husband-kun, why do you ask him for his name?" retorted to her sister.
"Since you call him brother-in-law, why do you ask him for his name!"
"If you call your husband, you won't have it!" said Xiu Li.
"You just call him brother-in-law!" roared Shanhe.
Bai Hao's face sank like water.
I was afraid that he would go to my heart again, so I hurriedly made up a reason for him, "This fairy friend has already married a wife." ”
Shanhe was even more reluctant when he heard this, "Divorce that woman! Or I'll just eat her!"
"Presumptuous!" Bai Hao reprimanded.
Seeing Bai Hao so angry, I hurriedly "shh Although his cultivation is not low, these two beasts are born with divine power, and they are really not easy to mess with.
"You dare to scold me! I'll eat you first!" Xiuli yelled at Bai Hao, and suddenly showed her true body, which was three zhang high, and she was shocked when she stomped on Kunlun Xu, and the birds and beasts in the mountains scattered and fled. Some of the timid fairies in the team shrank in fright, trembling, and some of them ran away without a head and crashed into the stone wall, breaking their heads and bleeding.
"Whoever of you dares to go!
Seeing this, Shanhe also showed his true body and roared angrily, "Yes, witness my wedding!"
She even knew about witnessing the wedding...... I couldn't laugh or cry.
"This fairy friend, just answer the two of them, and she won't die as her husband. Otherwise, so many immortal friends will die with you. Gray Ping persuaded Bai Hao bitterly. The immortals trembled and echoed, "Yes!yes!".
These immoral bastards, who said they shared weal and woe before they went up the mountain, are now pushing people out. I cursed in my heart.
"Bai Hao, I'm sorry for you. I said to Bai Hao in a low voice.
"What?" Bai Hao was puzzled.
"It's better to push you off a cliff than to fall into the hands of this girl. This formation...... If he really robs you, can you beat her?" I asked him, half-jokingly.
"Nonsense. Bai Hao scolded lightly, and asked me unhurriedly: "You are so easy, but there is a way?"
"You can't watch her snatch you anyway. I smiled mysteriously.
"This fairy friend, you should answer him first! Isn't it just a wedding!" said a fairy friend.
"Yes, yes, hurry up! If you don't think about us, you have to think about yourself. ”
"There's nothing wrong with a big daughter-in-law, and the female junior holds a gold brick ......"
Gray Ping and the immortals continued to persuade Bai Hao.
Seeing them fall into the well like this, I really couldn't listen to it, so I scolded sharply: "If you still want to keep your face shut! Is it a fart to say that you share weal and woe before going up the mountain!"
He raised his voice, took out all my immortal power, and shouted to Shanhe: "Shanhe, your brother has eaten your future husband, and no handsome fairy will dare to marry you in the future!
When Shanhe heard this, he immediately became angry and yelled at his brother, "I won't be able to marry if I eat him! Are you my own brother? Dare to eat my future husband!"
"What's wrong with eating him! I dare to beat Lao Tzu!" shouted Xiuli.
"I dare to fight my brother!"
"If you dare to hit me, I will dare to beat you!"
Suddenly, the two beasts bit together, and the sand and rocks flew away, and the sky was dark, and the snow flew all over the sky.
I pulled Bai Hao to hide behind a rock, covered my mouth and snickered, although these two beasts were fierce but stupid.
Bai Hao said unhurriedly: "The strategy of sowing discord and killing people with a knife is used well. However, if it continues like this, it will lead to an avalanche of Kunlun Xu, and no one will be able to survive. ”
My smile froze, "Ahh
Bai Hao smiled slightly, "Look." ”
"Wait?" I asked.
"What do you say?" Bai Hao asked me rhetorically.
"Oh, I can't help it, so let's see. "I spread my hands.
I found a place on high ground, Bai Hao stood with his hands behind his back, and I sat down with my legs to watch the two beasts fight, so seriously it seems that this fight is really wonderful, I didn't expect Bai Hao to watch the excitement more than me.
The two beasts were fighting happily, only to hear a crane cry in the sky, and an immortal descended from the sky. The immortal was dressed in white, with a fair complexion, and a red mole on his forehead. After landing on the ground, he frowned and looked majestic, and angrily reprimanded the two beasts: "Bold beasts! Kunlun Holy Land, how can you be presumptuous!"
The immortal stretched out his hand and summoned two fairy ropes and tied the neck of the beautiful mountains and rivers. The more the beautiful mountains and rivers struggled, the tighter the fairy rope became, and the two beasts gradually couldn't stand it, so they had to quiet down, and turned into two small beasts the size of puppies. The immortal carried the two little beasts into their bodies and walked away.
"Wouldn't this immortal be a god in the sky, it looks so majestic!" I asked Bai Hao.
"No, he is Bai Ze Divine Monarch, the attendant of the gods in the clouds. Responsible for your safety. Bai Hao said.
"Oh, it turns out that your place is the Bai family, so many people with the surname Bai. The waiters are all so majestic and martial, is he or you powerful in the Jade Qing Realm?" I asked him.
"Not as good as you. Bai Hao said helplessly.
I smiled, if it caused an avalanche, it was indeed me.
Everyone continued to form a team to move forward, but Gray Ping drove Bai Hao and me away very politely, and the implication was that Bai Hao provoked right and wrong, and I scolded them for being shameless.
"He didn't do anything! He's a victim!" I was indignant.
"The two immortals are bold and bold, and we admire them. However, the way is different, and there is no conspiracy. We will not be able to walk with you all. "Gray Ping said politely.
"How can you be different? Didn't you go to apprenticeship? What is the reason for blaming your own people instead of helping them when they encounter evil people!" I said angrily.
Gray Ping arched his hand to the sky to show respect, "It is precisely because I go to worship the incarnation of the star in the clouds, and everything is based on the light and does not be associated with bad luck." ”
"You're just bad luck!The medical hall of Yuqingjing saved you, but saving your body can't save your heart!" I angrily scolded Gray Ping.
Gray Ping was annoyed and embarrassed when he heard my words, "Low-level little immortal! If you dare to speak disrespectfully at a young age, this immortal will not be polite!"
"You have the ability, you are not polite to the beautiful mountains and rivers! Bully the little fairy to be shameless!" I scolded.
Gray Ping was furious and was about to pounce, but was stopped by a group of immortals.
Yu Fei...... Don't force it. Bai Hao is still calm.
"Not reluctantly. Let me go with him, I'm disgusting!" I said angrily.
"Alright, calm the anger. "Bai Hao and Yan persuaded me.
As a result, Bai Hao and I were "abandoned" by the team......
"Hypocrite! fake morality!" Looking at the distant backs of the immortals, I couldn't help but reprimand two more sentences.
"It's just self-inflicted. Bai Hao was very indifferent.
"Why are the immortals on the mountain all sealed by dragon qi with most of their immortal power, but the beautiful mountains and rivers still have so much power to roar and make trouble?"
"Divine beasts and dragon branches are not controlled by dragon qi. Bai Hao explained to me.
"Oh, it's still unfair. What now?" I asked Bai Hao.
"You go yours, I'll go with you. Bai Hao said.
"Can you give me some directions?" I asked Bai Hao with a grin.
"No, you can't. Bai Hao refused.
"Don't tell the gods in the clouds. I leaned in and whispered.
"No, I can't. Bai Hao's expression was serious.
I sighed, "Now it's me going by myself again, obsessed with ten days and eight days, and when I arrive, Dongfang Mo may be gone, and the excitement is gone." ”
"You can't find your way by yourself, you can only be fascinated. "Bai Hao is not accommodating at all.
I joked: "Don't gloat, I've been obsessed with this Kunlun for a lifetime, you have to accompany me for a lifetime, and if you are obsessed with two lifetimes, you will accompany me for two lifetimes." I can't find my way to you. ”
"Then it's up to you. ”