Jiang Ziya, Shennong's No. 1 and other six people were like special bandits, Lao Chi explained to many guests with a smile: "Friends, don't panic, we are not hijacking, as long as you don't participate in the next battle, you will be absolutely safe, please watch carefully, don't approach!" ”

Jiang Ziya looked at a few people in the crowd and said, "I have all come out by name, Wei Wu and Dong Si...... And that Boss Ma, Zhao Dabao also came out! ”

It seems that everyone who is close to me has been targeted by these traitors, and I have a hunch that our group of people are going to be planted here today!

The guests were not nervous at all, and a boss surnamed Fu who was engaged in non-staple food said with a smile: "Are you guys acting?" It's realistic! ”

Another boss in the communications industry surnamed Tong chimed in: "It's just that I haven't seen this scene for many years!" ”

I began to feel weak in my heart, I don't know what the Su Diao complex will do to me in a while, if I get bloody, I don't know if these guests can laugh.

At this time, there was movement behind us, and when we looked up, it turned out to be a group of women who had been ambushed on the road before, and their faces were full of arrogance.

Liu Qian carried a mace, spat at my feet, and then shouted at Su Diao's complex: "It's done? ”

Su Diao Complex nodded: "Piece of cake!" ”

Liu Qian snorted: "Then let's start!" ”

I was blindfolded at that time, took two steps to the right, grabbed Liu Qian's hand and asked, "Grandma, what kind of trouble is this?" Don't go overboard! ”

Liu Qian glared at me: "Get out of the way, do I know you?" ”

"......" I was completely speechless, and hurriedly asked Jiang Ziya, "What do you want?" ”

Jiang Ziya glanced at me with disdain: "You prisoner, shut up!" ”

"......" I didn't dare to make a mistake and closed my mouth.

At this time, Su Diao Complex shook a steel pipe and shouted at us: "If you want to marry our sisters, it's not so easy, so you can either go back the same way, or accept a series of tests from us!" ”

Yideng trembled on the spot, and asked me softly: "Boss Wang, what should I do?" Why don't we leave! ”

I didn't look at him properly: "Why are you so cowardly? The test is the test, what are you afraid of? ”

Yideng was dazed and withdrew the idea of escaping.

The first to bear the brunt is naturally Lao Zhao, the most important factor that can promote this collective wedding is him, Su Diao looked at Lao Zhao, and said with a smile: "Lao Zhao, today you are the protagonist, I will have some literature with you, not to come to martial arts!" ”

Lao Zhao knew the situation and said respectfully: "But by arrangement!" ”

Su Diao complex: "Da Hua'er asked me to ask you two questions, first, who did you blame for the divorce at the beginning?" ”

Lao Zhao patted his chest: "They all blame me, I have a small belly and chicken intestines, and I have no manhood!" ”

Su Diao was quite satisfied, and then asked, "Second question, have you had any other women in the years since the divorce?" ”

Lao Zhao said a little shamelessly: "Absolutely not, I have such a stubborn temper, no one can subdue me except Yun'er!" ”

Phew, shameless, I remember when I first met him, the first thing he asked me to do was to introduce him to someone!

Su Diao Complex glanced at the room behind, and then nodded at Lao Zhao and said: "Okay, let's examine your courage, there is a hole in your left front, and there are a few wooden thorns in it, now, I want you to jump down, if you are sincere, God will not let you be stabbed by wooden thorns, if you are not sincere, then God will punish you, how about it?" Do you dare to jump? ”

Lao Zhao, the old man, has been suffering from domestic violence for so many years, and the experience is estimated to be only understandable to me, this guy nodded sadly, and then shouted as if he was possessed by a special monkey: "Master Zu wishes me!" Then, let's jump off!

Soon, there was a miserable howl.

At that time, we were shocked!

Boss Fu spoke highly of this: "A model for men, a messenger of happiness!" ”

Boss Tong simplified Boss Fu's words: "The best of the seeds, the scum of the scum!" But then again, it's not easy to be a scumbag these days, at least you have to have the ability to make others treat you as scum! ”

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"What's the matter? Scared? Su Diao's complex hooligan was full of aura: "If you are afraid, go away, go back the same way, no one will stop you!" ”

Seeing that we did not retreat, Su Diao Complex shouted arrogantly: "One light, you come out!" ”

The old monk was dressed up very festively today, and he also brought a green wig, how energetic and energetic he was, seeing that everyone was staring at him, he also had a trace of confidence, calmly walked out of the crowd, and said to Su Diao's complex: "A light is here!" Please advise! ”

Su Diao took out a piece of paper from his pocket and read it out: "I won't say much nonsense, like Lao Zhao, your assessment is also divided into three items, the first one, let me ask you, who is in charge of the family after marriage, and who will take the money?" ”

Yideng said righteously: "This still needs to be asked, a manly man, standing up to the sky, naturally he has to listen to his wife!" ”

Boss Fu said in admiration: "This benevolent brother is really wise, he speaks loudly, listen!" ”

Boss Tong: "Damn, when I got married, my brother-in-law asked me this question!" ”

Boss Fu: "How did you answer?" ”

Boss Tong: "I was young at the time, and people were rushing, I said you were paralyzed, and I won't give you flowers anyway!" ”

Me and Boss Fu: "......"

Su Diao Complex was very satisfied with Yideng's answer, and then asked the second question: "Second, what is the anniversary of your acquaintance?" What year, month, day and hour is her birthday? What is the measurements? What is your favorite dish? ”

Yideng snorted coldly: "We met on June 9, 93, her birthday is the eighth day of March in 70, Yinshi, figure, this Buddha naturally does not know, there is a difference between men and women, before marriage, I did not overstep the courtesy, she loves spicy food, the kidneys are not good, the legs are not good, always hurt, the character is generous......"

If these are two young people who have just engaged in the object, it is not uncommon to say this kind of thing, but they are more than eighty years old, and they will pay attention to these details, which really makes me admired, if Su Diao Complex or Liu Qian asks me the same question, I will definitely not be able to answer any of them!

Before I could bow to him, I heard this guy mutter: "Damn, I'm scared to death of the Buddha, it's okay, I tutored ...... two days ago."

Boss Fu was stunned again: "This master is really temperamental, the best!" ”

Boss Tong exclaimed: "Yes, I have known him for a few years, and my wedding must be very happy!" ”

Boss Fu: "Could it be that Brother Tong also encountered this problem back then!" ”

Boss Tong nodded: "Yes, my eldest aunt asked back then, except for my daughter-in-law's figure, I didn't answer!" ”

Boss Fu: "How did you answer?" ”

Boss Tong: "I said to my eldest aunt, my body is not as good as yours!" You don't know, in the first few years of my marriage, my daughter-in-law and I didn't even talk to me! ”

Me and Boss Fu: "......"

Su Diao's complex also seemed to be stunned by Yideng's performance, and she nodded admiringly: "Yes, very good, now, the third item of the assessment, you must have guessed it, it is the last challenge that Lao Zhao encountered just now, I don't think I need to repeat it, right?" The so-called life and death are rich and rich, don't let me talk nonsense, jump or not jump in you, anyway, your woman is in the room behind me and watching, you can just watch it yourself! ”

Yideng finally panicked again, and he looked back at me in despair, as if asking me what to do.

I whispered to him, "It's okay, let's jump!" ”

The guy was stunned for a moment: ", you're going to die!" You listen to Lao Zhao's movements, eighty percent of them are hanging! ”

Me: "It's so easy to die, it's a disability!" ”

A light: "Woo woo...... I haven't lived yet! ”

Me: "Look at it, now that so many people are looking at you, plus Lao Zhao is so obligated to jump, are you embarrassed not to jump?" I guess they're scaring you! ”

Yideng took a deep breath, looked at us solemnly, and then shouted: "Daughter-in-law, I'm here!" As he spoke, he ran a few steps, and with a bang, he fell into a trap on the ground.

Soon, there was a scream of a lamp......

Boss Fu spoke again: "A real man! ”

Boss Tong slowly cried beside him: "I admire him so much!" Awesome! ”

Boss Fu smiled: "You won't experience it again, right?" ”

Boss Tong wiped his tears: "Yes, when I got married, my mother-in-law brought me a small basin of red chili water and let me drink it......"

Boss Fu: "You drank?" ”

Boss Tong shook his head: "No, I pretended not to hold it steady, and a basin of chili water was poured on my father-in-law's pants...... Now some people still think that my father-in-law has diabetes and blood in his urine! ”

Me and Boss Fu: "......"

Soon, the cry of a lamp stopped, and the whole forest was quiet, and everyone didn't know whether a lamp was dead or alive, but looking at it like this, eighty percent of it was more than lucky!

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The wicked woman of the Su Diao complex cleared her throat, took out another note and shouted: "Blow out the lamp, blow out the lamp, you stand up for me!" ”

Blowing the lamp didn't pay attention to the Su Diao complex at all, and ran away, however, the Su Diao complex didn't seem to intend to let him go, and a look floated over, and Shennong's No. 1 and Jiang Ziya teamed up to control the blowing lamp and escorted him to the front of the Su Diao complex.

Su Diao Complex opened his mouth and said, "Again, the three requirements ......"

Before Su Diao finished speaking, he blew out the lamp and began to splash, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing and shouting the name of the nine girls, while rolling on the ground and crying......

Boss Fu felt again: "Well, this master is extraordinary!" ”

Boss Tong glanced at Boss Fu strangely: "Your brain is not in the water, right?" ”

Boss Fu sighed: "I did this back then......"

Boss Tong: "Hehe, let's talk about it!" ”

Boss Fu recalled: "When I was poor, my father-in-law and mother-in-law did not agree to my girlfriend marrying me, so I ran to their door and knelt for three days and three nights!" However, the hard work paid off, I didn't kneel in vain, and I married my daughter-in-law! ”

Boss Tong: "You can be regarded as a lover and finally become a family!" ”

Boss Fu: "Fart, my father-in-law's mother-in-law didn't marry my girlfriend to me, but married their youngest daughter to me, that is, my girlfriend's sister, I thought about it, it's all a family anyway, who is not married?" I just agreed, and now I still talk to my ex-girlfriend, who is my sister-in-law, a lot......"

Me and Boss Tong: "......"

Su Diao was quite dissatisfied with the behavior of blowing the lamp, and said to Jiang Ziya and Shennong's No. 1: "Throw, throw down the trap!" ”

The two old men obeyed Su Diao Complex unconditionally, and without saying a word, they lifted the lamp and threw it down.

Soon, the howls of blowing lights began to echo in the woods!

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Then, it was Zhinanzi's turn to be tested, but unexpectedly, this guy was completely a stubborn donkey, seeing Su Diao complex and other women making things difficult, he simply said: "Love to tie the knot or not, it's a big deal to divorce!" ”

Then we saw Su Xiaoxiao, who was wearing a red red cheongsam, running out angrily, pressing Zhinanzi to the ground for a while, slapping his mouth, and kicking his head, and in the end, he personally threw this guy into the trap.

Boss Fu applauded again and again: "This guy is really heroic, he is a man who stands up to the sky, and he should be a model for my generation!" It's admirable to be beaten like this without saying a soft word. ”

Boss Tong: ", you didn't see clearly, that little girl seems to be able to grab his hand and keep pinching his neck!" ”

Boss Fu: "......"

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The fifth person to appear is the lone ranger, this guy has long been scared to the bold, after walking out of the crowd, he stood there stupidly, without saying a word, Su Diao complex asked several questions, this guy didn't seem to hear it, just looked at the house behind Su Diao complex with straight eyes.

In the end, he was not exempted from the fate of being thrown into the pit. But he was lucky, at least, he wasn't beaten.

Boss Fu commented: "It's rare to be confused, it's rare to be confused, this is also a strategy, the so-called pretend to be stupid when you should be stupid, it's really wise!" ”

Boss Tong: "Yes, it looks like it, I'm peeing my pants!" ”

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