Chapter 540: Touching Porcelain
(Today is the beginning of spring, and the Spring Festival is coming soon, and I wish my brothers and sisters a happy New Year here!) In addition, let's talk about updates.,That's right.,It's a change today.,There's no more at night.,I'm afraid it's hard to update more until the Spring Festival.。 One is that there are too many things during the Spring Festival, and I have to go to other places to cover my hands, and the second is that the cervical spondylosis is too serious during this time, and I have to slow down when I write, otherwise it hurts so much that I can't lift my hands, so I can only ask for everyone's understanding. )
"Listen to me!" Su Haoran said to Liu Jinglong with the method of sound transmission: "We know all the people here, Xiahou Zimin, but I don't know you, you go to trouble them now, but remember not to do it, because you can't beat the scholar." ”
"Ahh Brother, what about you? You're not going to make a move? Liu Jinglong said.
"Of course I'm going to make a move, but, hehe, it's not good for me to jump out and beat them up, these two stupid 13 are coming to my wedding after all, I'll dress up first, and you'll be too late to make a move when I come over." Su Haoran threw down this sentence and turned around and ran in the direction of a small square.
In this small square, several people wearing Michel bear cartoon costumes are handing out balloons to passing children, and the balloons are printed with advertisements for some kind of children's yogurt.
Su Haoran chose a Michel bear of the same height as himself, pulled him aside and said, "Dude, I'll make a game with my friends, how about borrowing me this cartoon dress of yours?" ”
"That's not going to work, our company...... Belch! The other party almost didn't think about rejecting Su Haoran, but halfway through his words, Su Haoran raised his hand at him, and the two red tickets swayed gently.
"I'll add three more to you, think about it, borrow it or not?" Su Haoran took out three more, a total of five hundred yuan, and shook them in front of the other party.
"Borrow! Haha, don't talk about borrowing, just give it to you. The other party immediately took off the big round cartoon bear hat and handed it to Su Haoran.
Su Haoran was not polite, and quickly put on this khaki bear suit.
At this time, Liu Jinglong had already been on a par with Xiahou Zimin and the scholar, and this old Liu didn't seem to be very good at finding faults, a bit like a hooligan looking for trouble.
"Holy! Isn't it just stepping on your foot, what's the big deal? Liu Jinglong pointed at Xiahou Zimin's nose and shouted.
"Nima! The road here is so wide, why did you come here and deliberately step on me, you kid is still reasonable, right? "Xiahou Zimin himself is a ruthless person, and he is used to playing with others, and this is the first time he has met someone who is more unreasonable than him.
That's right, our big brother Liu just ran over directly and stepped on Xiahou Zimin openly.
The most annoying thing is that after stepping on Xiahou Zimin, he also asked Xiahou Dashao to apologize to him, saying that he had delayed his feet to the ground.
Xiahou Zimin rolled his eyes in anger, and the scholars on the side also had gloomy faces.
Liu Jinglong was endless, pointed at Xiahou Zimin and said: "Don't talk to me uselessly, if you delay my feet to the ground, you have to compensate me, let me tell you, don't think about leaving if you are one million less." ”
"Rub! One million, you are really as black as the surname Su! Nima, do you know who I am? Xiahou Zimin asked, pointing to his nose.
If it were changed to usual, with Xiahou's temperament, he would have to do it to Liu Jinglong a long time ago.
It's just that this time, when he and the third senior brother came out, they were all warned by the old man who was greedy for fire, and of course, the old man who was greedy for fire was also dissatisfied with Su Haoran.
Because the greedy old man also had his own pride, he sent scholars and Xiahou Zimin to represent Xiao Kunlun to attend Su Haoran's wedding, and naturally he didn't have any good intentions.
Even Xiao Kunlun has communicated with some forces that have hundreds of millions of dollars with Su Haoran, once someone makes trouble at Su Haoran's wedding, they will even suppress Su Haoran, they would rather offend Baicaomen than let Su Haoran feel better.
It's just that Xiao Kunlun's life is not easy now, they are having a bad relationship with the Zeng family of the ancient martial arts family, and he is in trouble when he robbed Kyoto, so this time I solemnly told the two disciples that if you are not completely sure, don't get yourself into trouble.
The scholar and Xiahou Zimin came all the way to Xijiang, and they have always kept a low profile, but just now they met Lao Liu, a stunned young man, and they had to compensate after stepping on someone.
Liu Jinglong listened to Xiahou Zimin's words, pouted and said: "Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are, my feet, rub it!" My feet hurt now, Nima Dan, I understand, just now you delayed my feet to land, you were deliberately attacking me, my feet are broken, and you lose money. ”
Nima!
"You kid touched porcelain, didn't you? You're too unprofessional to touch porcelain, aren't you? Damn, my foot hurts too, maybe you stepped on it and broke it. When Xiahou Zimin thought of touching porcelain, he immediately sat on the ground with a painful face, and shouted with his feet in his hands: "You trampled on my foot badly, you have to lose money, otherwise I won't be finished with you." ”
Seeing this, the scholar on the side actually shouted, "Come and see, this kid broke my brother's foot and wanted to beat someone, let's comment on it." ”
There were already many people in the playground of the world, and as soon as the scholar shouted like this, a group of onlookers immediately ran over.
As soon as someone watched, Xiahou Zimin's performance was even more exaggerated, he covered his feet with one hand, and hugged Liu Jingdong's thigh with the other, "Come and see, everyone, this person stepped on me and not only didn't lose money, but also bullied me as a foreigner, how can there be such a thing?" ”
"Yes, he stepped on someone, and he was too lazy for my brother to delay his feet to the ground, isn't this a clear bully?" The scholar continued to heckle.
"Holy! This uncle, this is what you are wrong, how can you bully outsiders like this? ”
"Yes, your uncle looks good, but why is he so ugly in his heart?"
"Uncle, you have trampled on others, hurry up and pay a few bucks, don't embarrass us locals."
It was quite good for Liu Jinglong to come over to find trouble just now.13 But under the professional porcelain acting skills of Xiahou Zimin, a stinky scoundrel, he really became a bad guy.
"Nima! It seems that I am really not suitable to be a bad person, and I was counterattacked in just two minutes. Liu Jinglong scratched his head, and he also felt like his head was big.
And just then, a Michel bear with a string of balloons in his hand squeezed in from outside the crowd.
"Don't listen to those two bad guys, they touch porcelain." Michel Bear pointed at the scholar and Xiahou Zimin, and said in a condemning tone: "I can see clearly just now, this uncle is passing by here, and they deliberately rushed up, especially the guy who was sitting on the ground, and stretched out his feet for the uncle to step on, and then he extorted money." ”
"! Who the hell are you? ”
"This guy is completely blind, and the two of us are good people."
The scholar and Xiahou Zimin were furious, pointing at Michel bear and scolding.
Michel bear is of course Su Haoran, scholars and Xiahou Zimin can use the power of the masses, and Su Haoran can naturally reverse black and white.
"You two are still scolding, and you are still so fierce, which one looks like a victim, everyone must believe me, the two of them are touching porcelain." Su Haoran continued to point the finger at the scholar and Xiahou Zimin.
"Paralyzed, where did you kid come from? Is it looking for death? "The scholar is a little angry, he is a high-minded and arrogant person, he was found fault today, and now he is still framed, of course he can't stand it.
Xiahou Zimin was still holding Liu Jinglong's thigh, and when he saw the scholar lose his temper, his face turned black at that time. Xiahou is ruthless, don't look at it as the current head of the Xiahou family, but he turned out to be the illegitimate son of the Xiahou family, and he was born as a hooligan bastard, so he deeply understands the importance of sympathy at this time.
It's good now, as soon as the scholar lost his temper, Su Haoran immediately took advantage of the topic to play.
"Look, the murderous face is revealed, right? These two people are in touch, and as soon as I expose them, they will beat me. Su Haoran pretended to be scared and deliberately retreated into the crowd.
"What the hell is going on? You two outsiders, did you touch porcelain after all? ”
"Let's be honest, or we'll call 110!"
"Yes, call the police and arrest them, and the police will definitely find out what's going on."
The crowd of onlookers began to heist again, and the scholar blushed and shouted: "Report to the wool police, a group of stupid 13, you compare again, believe it or not, I will kill you all?" ”
"! It seems that they really touch porcelain! ”
"Paralyzed, outsiders dare to be so arrogant!"
"There's a kind of you who do it, and we beat you to death."
Next Olympics!
The scholar really couldn't help it, he didn't hate the crowd of onlookers now, nor did he hate Liu Jinglong, but hated the Michel bear in the crowd, that is, Su Haoran.
I don't know why, as soon as the Michel bear dressed as Su Haoran appeared, an evil fire rose in the scholar's heart. Maybe this is an instinctive intuition of the master, Su Haoran is his enemy, and he once abolished him once, so the enemy felt it as soon as they met.
"Lao Tzu will kill you!" The scholar yelled and threw himself into the crowd, obviously wanting to target Su Haoran, but he didn't say that he wanted to kill everyone.
It's okay now, there are not hundreds of onlookers, how can they be frightened by him.
"This stinky porcelain guy is 13 years old, hit him."
"Yes, let's go together, we call righteousness and bravery."
"Let's do it, let's fight this kind of person is also called promoting positive energy."
All of a sudden, dozens of people rushed up and surrounded the scholars.
At the same time, Su Haoran, who was hiding in the crowd, suddenly flashed with thousands of scenes in his eyes. Because there is a Michel bear hood, others can't see it, and if anyone really sees it, they have to be scared stupid.
Because at this time, the scene in Su Haoran's eyes was actually the legendary six realms of reincarnation, humanity, heaven, Shura, hell, hungry ghosts, and livestock......
This is Su Haoran's second supernatural power, reincarnation. The various scenes coincided into one, and all of a sudden everyone present fell into a fantasy. For ordinary people, of course, Su Haoran has to take care of them, and they can distinguish each other in the illusion, but they feel that the scholar is filthy all over his body and his face is full of fierceness, which makes people look annoying and disgusting.
The scholar is different, in his eyes, everyone has either become a demon, or an angel with an angry face, as well as fierce birds and beasts, and all of them are terrifying, as if they can kill him with a casual shot.
"No, what's going on?" The scholar was originally very imposing, but he was almost frightened all of a sudden.
Just when the scholar was stunned, Su Haoran suddenly pounced from the crowd and firmly clasped the scholar's two wrists with both hands.
You must know that scholars are awakening-level powers, and once they launch a surge, these ordinary people will suffer.
And Su Haoran's current strength absolutely crushes the scholar, as soon as he makes a move, the scholar naturally has no ability to do it.
So some angry crowds rushed up and tore at the scholars, beating and scratching.
"Holy! Nimad ...... Don't scratch my face! ”
"! You brutes and devils, where is Lao Tzu? Don't tear my clothes. ”
"Nima! I'll leave me with my underwear! ”
Of course, the attack power of ordinary people can't do much harm to the scholar, but these people are tearing his clothes because they see him full of filth in the illusion, and in less than two minutes, the scholar is stripped clean......
At the same time, Liu Jinglong also made a move on Xiahou Zimin, our old brother Liu added his fists and feet, and Xiahou Dashao, who had not yet reached the level of the heavenly list, rolled on the ground and screamed loudly!
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