Chapter 541: The Scholar Goes on TV
It stands to reason that Xiahou Dashao's Tai Sui Jue is not an ordinary martial arts, and now he has made progress again, reaching the strength of the half-step heavenly list, if he fights hard, he may not be able to cross the ranks to fight against Liu Jinglong.
But the cuckold is always abused, and he has long lacked the confidence to fight to the death, plus he has been sitting on the ground, and he was in a disadvantageous situation at the beginning of his operation.
Liu Jinglong suddenly attacked again, and hit his knee on his face, which instantly knocked him into a circle.
"Holy! Who the hell are you kid? Paralyzed, you are definitely not an ordinary porcelain toucher, how can a master of the heavenly list come out...... Oh! Although Xiahou Zimin was beaten so that he couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, he could also feel Liu Jinglong's strength.
Let's ask, will a master of the heavenly list come out to touch porcelain?
The most hateful thing is that this master of the heavenly list is quite dark, it is definitely painful to fight, not polite at all, Xiahou Zimin is like a gourd rolling on the ground.
Liu Jinglong scolded while beating back, "I'm a grass and mud horse, and I dare to say that Lao Tzu touches porcelain, everyone understands that you are touching porcelain, why do you dare to bite someone back, it's too special to be beaten, I'll beat it!" ”
Oh......
The scholar on the other side was even worse than Xiahou Zimin, this awakening-level power was not only stripped of his clothes, but even scratched out countless blood marks on his body.
Awakening-level power, equivalent to the evolution of life, not only is the strength terrifying, but the skin is also very good, take the scholar as an example, the skin is fair and firmer than the female star who is soaked in skin care products.
But because the skin is good, the blood marks are obvious when they are scratched.
Some people may ask, can an awakening-level power be scratched by ordinary people? Of course, if the scholar was not caught by Su Haoran, ordinary people would definitely not be able to scratch him.
But Su Haoran grabbed his two wrists and sealed his strength with his qi, even if the body of the awakening-level power was strong and would not be seriously injured by ordinary people, but the outermost and weakest area of the skin would inevitably suffer.
Coupled with Su Haoran's reincarnation supernatural powers, the scholar fell deeper into the illusion at this time, and even under Su Haoran's powerful spiritual power offensive, he could no longer have the idea of resisting.
"Scholar, do you want to run?"
After the scholar was beaten by the onlookers for nearly five minutes, Su Haoran asked using the method of sound transmission.
"Yes!" The scholar replied without hesitation, and his eyes were full of fear.
Now in the eyes of scholars, Su Haoran is no longer a cartoon image wearing a Michel bear, but a Hades king who judges all beings in the underworld.
"Just run if you want, I'll give you a chance, run around the playground of the world, and you'll be safe after two laps." Su Haoran said, and at the same time, he let go of the hand that was holding the scholar.
Immediately afterwards, the scholar turned around and pushed away the crowd, shook two plush white legs and ran away.
It's just that when the scholar ran away, there were constant exclamations and screams in the playground of the world.
"Ahh Someone naked. Flee! ”
"Ahh The world is so crazy that I really saw the reality version of the naked. Run. ”
"Why do you have so many scratches on this Guoben man? It won't be a duck and be ...... by some rich woman Hey! ”
When the scholar escaped, Su Haoran also quietly retreated from the crowd, but before leaving, Su Haoran squatted down and took a piece of leather rune from the scholar's torn clothes.
At this time, Liu Jinglong was still beating Xiahou Zimin, don't look at Xiahou Dashao and didn't dare to fight back, but his strength was not sealed, so under hard resistance, he was not too seriously injured, relatively speaking, he was much stronger than the scholar.
"Lao Liu, you can flash people." When Su Haoran retreated to the corner, he sent a voice to Liu Jinglong.
"Hey, hey!" Liu Jinglong laughed evilly twice, and then smothered Xiahou Zimin's stomach twice, and then turned to leave, "Silly 13, when you play porcelain in the future, put your eyes bright, paralyzed!" ”
Next Olympics!
Xiahou Zimin was about to cry, today Lao Tzu didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out, why is he so unlucky?
The three big beauties who were also hiding around the corner and peeking at this time were all smiling and bent at this time.
"Boss, you are really bad, I'm afraid that scholar will have no face in the future!" The fox said with both hands on Xiao Man's waist, and laughed and twitched.
"The boss is a cow!" Yang Yuning also gave Su Haoran a thumbs up.
Shishi, the little witch, was the most funny, and she actually put her hand on the pergola and looked in the direction where the scholar was going, "It's so white, brother-in-law, this scholar's skin is as good as yours!" ”
Ahh
Liu Jinglong happened to walk back at this time, and when he heard Shishi's words, he was directly amused.
"Brother Liu, don't laugh, if your skin is compared to a scholar, hehe!" Shishi unceremoniously talked about Liu Jinglong.
The other two beauties also glanced at Liu Jinglong with scrutinizing eyes.
Ahh
Lao Liu almost spurted blood again, but in order to end a certain topic, he could only endure it.
Su Haoran took off the costume of the Michel Bear, threw it aside, and waved his hand: "Okay, don't play today, let's go back." ”
"Okay, anyway, I saw the real version of the naked. Ben is already the most exciting show. ”
"That's it, it's a pity that I didn't let that Xiahou Zimin run too, it's a bit of a pity."
"We have to hurry up, it's really troublesome to recruit the police in a while, let's have a chance to play again next time."
So everyone went back the same way, but when they walked in the direction of the stop, they could still hear pedestrians talking one after another.
"Holy! People are so crazy now, someone was naked just now. Flee. ”
"Yes, I saw it too, and then there was a man with a blue nose and swollen face, chasing that naked. Ben Nan, maybe the two of them ......"
"Okay, don't talk about it, two men...... It's disgusting to think about. ”
Listening to the chatter of the pedestrians, Su Haoran almost couldn't help laughing, it seems that this prank is a bit too big.
When he drove back to Baojia Manor, Su Haoran found that the entire manor had also undergone great changes, and the red lanterns were hung at the gate of the manor in accordance with the traditional Chinese form, as well as big red envelopes.
In addition, a large open space has been set aside in the manor as a parking lot, and nearly half of the huge space has been parked in the parking lot.
Su Haoran saw this scene and said with a smile: "The Bao family really has strength, after this wedding, the gift money alone will have to be astronomical!" ”
"Talking about non-stop, the cars in this parking lot will be full tomorrow, and the Bao family manor has been a little overcrowded these days." Shishi said.
"Hey, hey! For many years, there have been many people in the circle who have come to Baicaomen for medical treatment, and there are countless people who owe the Bao family, and the number of guests who will come tomorrow will be scared to death. Liu Jinglong said.
"Huh! A lot of people is not necessarily a good thing, it seems that you have to rest early for a while, recharge your energy, and you may have to see blood tomorrow. Su Haoran spoke, and drove the car back to the small villa where he lived.
"Brother, it's unlucky to see blood on the wedding day, don't talk nonsense." Liu Jinglong was still a little superstitious, and said in a matter-of-fact manner.
"The blood is red, just right for happy events, I don't care about that."
"Okay!"
……
After returning to the villa, Su Haoran really rested.
However, the three girls played bravely today, and caught up with the scholar naked. Ben, I'm still excited, so I pulled Liu Jinglong to chat.
Our old brother Liu was unlucky again, and the three women chatted and chatted, and then chatted about the topic of how anxious he looked......
It wasn't until the evening that Lao Liu ran away under the pretext that he wanted to go back to eat.
Also in the evening, the scholar and Xiahou Zimin stayed in a luxury hotel in Changnan.
At this time, of course, the scholar was already dressed, but this super master from Xiao Kunlun had a face darker than the bottom of the black pot.
Xiahou Zimin sat on the edge of the bed and sighed.
"Damn!" The scholar sulked for a while, and said viciously: "It's so annoying today, we were tricked, we met a super master, Zimin, who do you say is messing with us?" ”
"Alas! This kind of means, this kind of style, I think it is definitely Su Haoran. Xiahou Zimin is not stupid, he immediately thought of Su Haoran.
"Impossible, I understand Su Haoran's strength, even if he defeated me in the Heavenly Ranking Ranking Battle, but I have improved now, and I am already very close to the second-level awakening, he can't be my opponent, let alone easily let me fall into illusions." Scholar Dao.
"Third Senior Brother, you're right to say this, but I really can't think of what kind of master would target us like this." Xiahou Zimin said.
"Who is it? Who is it? MD! This time I was so embarrassed that I lost not only people, but also the runes I stole from my master. The more the scholar spoke, the more angry he became, and he didn't know what he caught, and he fell to the ground with a snap.
It's also interesting to say that the scholar fell on the ground with the TV remote control in the guest room, and after such a fall, the TV was turned on.
After the TV was lit up, it happened to be the news express of Changnan TV, and there was a female anchor on the TV screen, who was smiling and broadcasting the news-
"Today, in the Jiujiang Daqian World Playground, there was a real naked. Ben event. Yes, actually I'm talking naked. When I ran this word, I felt blush, if it was a bold and open Westerner to do this kind of thing, I can understand, but I really don't know, how can we Chinese people do such a courageous thing, the following is a friend who was at the scene at the time, with a mobile phone to take a video, let's take a look. ”
Then, on the TV screen, a white figure appeared, running happily naked around the playground of the world.
Of course, this white figure is marked with a thick layer of mosaic.
"Lying grass mud horse!" As soon as the scholar saw the news, he rushed up and blew up the TV with one punch.
Xiahou Zimin raised his hand to support his forehead and made a helpless expression, but when he saw that the scholar was about to go crazy, he had to comfort him, "Senior brother, don't be angry, at least you are also on fire, and you are on TV." I've heard that there are quite a few level threes. The film star is famous for doing this kind of out-of-the-box thing, and was later selected by some big directors to be the male lead. ”
"Fart!" The scholar roared with a dark face: "Does Lao Tzu need to be famous like this? Lao Tzu will go to shoot level three. Tablets? ”
"Third Senior Brother, you know I didn't mean that, but it's no fun to say anything now, you're already on TV." When Xiahou Zimin said this, he shuddered for a moment, and then muttered in a low voice: "Now that the network is very developed, we still use our ID cards to open a house here, will it be doxxed in the future!" ”
"Nima! You shut up, I don't want to hear you. Why do you dare to mention the word TV to me again, I'll beat you up now, do you believe it or not? The scholar pointed to Xiahou Zimin's nose and shouted.
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