Long Xi carried a broken stick and returned home along the small alley. Ryusei's dad is very tall, and because he often does physical work on the construction site, he has a very strong body, sitting on the sofa, smoking a cigarette, and watching the swimsuit show on TV with relish! Ryusei slouched down the corner and prepared to slip back into the room.

"Stop, what are you doing out there? Lao Tzu earns money for you to study, not to ask you to go out at night to pretend to be a magic stick, you can read well, if you don't read, you will be like Lao Tzu, go to the construction site to carry cement! Longxi's father was very dissatisfied with Longxi's current situation, and secretly said in his heart, damn, Lao Tzu is so tall and burly, how did he give birth to such a short and obscene guy, he doesn't study well all day long, I don't know what he's messing around, hey, I look old, my wife still shouts that I can't eat enough at night, and men are born tired to death!

"I didn't do anything, I don't usually read some fortune-telling books to help people, go out at night to try, Dad, don't get angry, son I know what to do!" Long Xi took advantage of the fact that his father hadn't figured out how to clean him up, slipped into his room with a smoke, and lay on the bed and exhaled comfortably, today is really exciting!

"Stimulate your sister, you little pervert, don't come in quickly!" The loud voice of the Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch appeared in Long Xi's mind again!

"Oh, your white light almost scared me out last time, can you change the way?" Long Xi was very dissatisfied with the way the Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch suddenly appeared last time.

"It's okay if you wilt, I have a copy of the "Sunflower Treasure Book" here, keep it for you, your sister, how did Lao Tzu meet such a fool as you, the tricks of deceiving young women are first-class, and you are like a fool when you practice the exercises!" The Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch scolded angrily, "What are you doing with your mind, as long as your mind moves, you can come in, stupid!" ”

"You're amazing, it's just that the chrysanthemum hasn't been blown up, isn't it just a piece of jade, I'll wipe it!" Long Xi's heart moved, his body had already appeared in the jade pendant space, and he kicked the aura flowing on the ground with dissatisfaction, and said fiercely, "Old immortal, you want me to upgrade and fight monsters, you must send some equipment, or do you want to brush some levels for me?" ”

"Damn, you think I'm Chen Tianqiao, I'll brush a paralysis ring for you, and I'll give you a dragon slaying knife, send you to the thousandth level, I'll do it, you sit down cross-legged for me honestly, I'll teach you a mantra, the equipment is not nothing, it depends on your progress!" The Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch gave Long Xi a stick and threw away a date.

When Long Xi heard that this old guy really had something good, he smiled happily, sat down cross-legged very cooperatively, and said, "Okay, let's listen to some mantra!" ”

Jin Long Xianjun recited a very obscure mantra and said loudly, "This is the first layer of the mental method of "Reverse Dragon Jue", you can practice it according to what I said!" ”

Long Xi repeated the mantra word by word, and asked curiously, "The last question, can this mental method be enlarged and thickened after practice?" ”

"Then you don't need any mental work, just buy a magnifying glass, idiot!" The Golden Dragon Immortal Jun said angrily, I don't know what this obscene guy is thinking, others have tadpoles below, and his tadpoles are estimated to be in his head!

Under the temptation of the Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch, Long Xi began to operate his mental method, absorbing the surrounding aura little by little, and gradually felt that there was a warm current passing through the meridians of his body, constantly transforming his cells!

After about two hours, gradually, Long Xi's body stopped absorbing the aura and was already saturated!

"Okay, that's all for today, I'll give you something very bullish, you have to take good care of it!" The Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch said loudly!

"What's that? It's better to get me a money printing machine, or the kind that prints dollars! Long Xi happily thought that with money, he had nothing to do with the balance in the card, occasionally wrapped a tender model to do something, and by the way, he flew to South Korea to get a plastic surgery according to the superstar Run~~~!

"Your sister, I want to go to the Pentagon to grab the money printing machine, what I give you is the golden dragon trout that I have worked hard to refine all my life, and I can refine anything according to the master's wishes, of course, it depends on your cultivation, I think when I was at my peak, it took a thousand years to refine a nine-turn robbery pill, which can make mortals eat the day and soar, and the dead eat it, and immediately resurrect, hum, is it better than banknotes!" The Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch praised his baby complacently!

Ryushi looked at a broken crockpot-like thing floating in front of him? It's completely petrified, uh, this is the golden dragon trout, I can't believe the advertisement, it's even worse than TV shopping!

"Ahem, I used it to release the light of destruction back then, damaging its grade, you can use it, it's still okay to refine a little longevity elixir, hehe!" Golden Dragon Immortal Jun laughed dryly!

Long Xi was like a little girl who was wheeled by a big man, languishing, almost half-made on the ground, looking at the broken crockpot in front of him, and asked weakly, "How is this used, do you want me to run around with it?" ”

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, this treasure needs to be dripped, you bite your finger, drop a little blood to know how to use it!" The Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch said loudly.

Long Xi gritted his teeth, and secretly said in his heart, it's a big deal to let you pit again, and he bit a hole on his middle finger in distress, and dripped a drop of blood on the broken crockpot.

The golden dragon trout flashed a faint light, turned into a tattoo, and stuck to Long Xi's arm.

Long Xi returned to the room from the jade pendant, feeling unusually full of energy, and looked at his phone, it was only two o'clock in the morning. After thinking about it, I decided to try the effect of the golden dragon trout, and with a thought, the golden dragon trout appeared on the desk like a broken crockpot. Long Xi thought about it and decided to use the flour in the kitchen to do an experiment, refining a loaf of bread and eating it, even if something was wrong, it wouldn't kill people if it was eaten, right?

Long Xi carefully kneaded the flour into the shape of a projectile the size of his thumb, threw it into the golden dragon trout, then lay on the bed, turned on his mobile phone, well, enjoy Mr. Cang's performance first, stroke him, and then eat a bread, hehe! While watching Teacher Cang's wonderful fight intently, Long Xi thought, the men in this island country are really useless, such a beautiful woman is as soft as fritters below, and she has no way to refine some viagra to export to the island country, and make up for the men over there, hehe, I am really a genius! Well, it's so fragrant, the bread is ready, eat it first and then masturbate it, it's the same!

Long Xi got up and took out a palm-sized bread from the golden dragon trout, which was yellow and shining, exuding bursts of tempting wheat fragrance! Long Xi didn't hesitate, swallowed it in two bites, well, it's delicious! Wait a few more and give my parents a taste tomorrow morning!

Long Xi ate bread and continued to lie on the bed to watch Mr. Cang's performance, well, so hard, the oral work is really first-class, so devoted, while indecently fantasizing that he is the male protagonist, while struggling to masturbate!

Half an hour has passed, and there seems to be no sign of eruption, so I'll push harder, I'll masturbate! Soon an hour passed, and Long Xi shook his already sore arm, hum, I'll stroke again! The clock on the mobile phone quickly jumped to six o'clock, and Long Xi was lying on the bed in despair, with his little brother holding his head high and no sign of eruption, what should I do, it was about to dawn!

Long Xi thought about it, found a pair of underwear to put on, hid the hard little brother to death, put on a pair of winter cotton pants, checked it carefully, and then quietly left it out.

The proprietress of Love Pharmacy is in a good mood today because there is a young man who has just opened the door to take care of the business!

"What's wrong with the little brother, what medicine do you want to buy?" The proprietress warmly greeted Long Xidao.

Long Xi looked left and right like a thief, but fortunately there was no one nearby, spread out his right hand and said, "I want to buy some medicine for burns!" ”

The proprietress looked at the scald in the shape of a large male root in the middle of Long Xi's palm with a little surprise, and said in a low voice, "How can this be, it is understandable that boys have reached puberty, you also have to pay attention to your body, have you masturbated more than ten times?" ”

Long Xi shook his head embarrassedly, and whispered, "I won't tell you, I tossed all night, and I didn't get it out once, I'm still uncomfortable, is there any medicine that can quench the fire!" ”

The proprietress looked enviously at the bottom of Longxi, and said secretly, the young man is really fierce, and the firepower is enough, hey, the dead ghost at home, he can't climb up for a long time, and he finally comes up, or he will go down in two minutes! After thinking for a while, he said, "There is really no medicine to quench the fire, I'll give you some medicine for burns, you go to the bathing center and ask, maybe they have a special medicine there!" After saying that, he blinked ambiguously!

Long Xi took the scald medicine and quickly escaped from the pharmacy, the hungry wolf-like eyes of the proprietress were really unbearable!

The morning class has begun, and the head teacher Huang Rengui is a middle-aged man in his thirties, thin, with a pair of eyes, and the hairline on his forehead has regressed more seriously. Seeing that Long Xi's position was still empty, he sighed, hey, the current students don't take the teacher too seriously.

"Report, I'm going to the bathroom!" Long Xi stood at the door of the classroom and roared loudly, startling the weasel in his emotion, his small eyes revealed a trace of impatience, and said, "Go back to the position, when is it!" "I secretly said in my heart, this kid has a fever, and he still wears cotton pants in summer!

Long Xi lay on the table weakly, took out a cotton swab and carefully applied plaster to the scalded right hand, thinking in his heart, whether to go to the bathing center at night to extinguish the fire, what the hell is going on? I usually hate the golden gun, but now I hate to be immortal!