Chapter 5: Misfire (Revised) (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
If time is an old turtle, today's old turtle is not only drunk, not only does not follow a straight line, but also has a very weak kidney, weak legs and feet, and does not walk at all!
During this period, his friend Lost Xuan came to look for Longxi several times, but he refused to go to the toilet because he didn't feel it. In the end, ** still defeated reason, Long Xi touched the money in his pocket, well, let's find a bathing center to practice at night, no way, continue to consume like this, the little brother is about to be wasted!
Finally staying up until the next night of self-study, Long Xi was like an old man who had been constipated for a long time, bending over, picking dark corners and walking lurking, trying to avoid meeting classmates.
Long Xi looked at the pink neon sign in front of him, on which was a three-point photo of a Hong Kong and Taiwan star, with the words "One Night Spring Breeze Bathing Center" written in the middle! I let out a long breath, hey, I'm home!
The proprietress of the bathing center has a keen business instinct, Long Xi's figure has just appeared, and she has already twisted the waist of the water snake to greet her, "Yo, little brother, come in, it's hot to take a shower and get on fire!" ”
Long Xi didn't squeak, half-pushed and half-pushed by the proprietress in, and entered the gate, inside was a spacious hall, and there was a row of girls sitting on the chairs wearing low-cut slit cheongsams, showing white flowers and beautiful legs, all of whom were not very old, and they all looked very beautiful!
Long Xi pretended to be embarrassed and glanced at it secretly, and the proprietress "giggled" like an old hen that had just laid eggs in the back, "Yo, little brother, don't be embarrassed, look at it generously, you see how tender and beautiful these mm are, just pick one!" ”
Long Xi looked at these young and beautiful girls in front of him, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and pointed to a long-haired shawl in the middle, revealing a white and tender deep groove, and a ten-year-old girl said, "Just her!" ”
"Yo, little brother, you really know the goods, this is just yesterday, son, accompany this little brother to take a bath!" The hostess said enthusiastically.
The girl known as Zi got up and stood up, silently walking in front, inside was a large space, separated by wooden boards to form independent private rooms.
Zi opened the door and said lightly to the boy behind him with some acne on his face, "Come in!" Ryushi pushed the door a little embarrassed and walked in, the light inside was pink, which was said to arouse a man's emotions.
"Let's wash first!" Zi gently unzipped and took off his cheongsam, revealing his snow-white plump body, a small white lace bra wrapped around a pair of plump mimi, and the dark grass could be faintly seen in the hollowed out small panties underneath.
Ryusei swallowed his saliva with difficulty, mechanically took off his T-shirt and pants to reveal his little brother, who was already very dissatisfied, and climbed into a yellow wooden barrel, which was filled with warm water, and there was a backrest behind it, so that the bather could lie comfortably in the water.
Zi sprinkled some flower and herb essence into the water, stretched out his tender little hand, reached into the water and stirred it gently, and asked softly, "Boss, is the water temperature right?" Long Xi stared at the two plump hemispheres that seemed to jump out in front of him, and said, "Well, it's good!" ”
Zi picked up a disposable gauze towel, dipped it in some shower gel, gently wiped it along Long Xi's chest, and asked lightly, "Boss, where do you get rich?" ”
Long Xi exhaled comfortably, thought for a while, and said, "I didn't do anything, I usually run some billions of projects at night, you are so beautiful, how can you come out to make money?" ”
Zi rubbed Longxi's little brother with a scarf, his expression darkened, and he sighed and said, "Hey, my family used to be very good, my father lost money in business, and now I owe hundreds of thousands of people, my mother ran away with the company's driver, I had to carry my father out to earn some hard money, hey, I won't tell you, I'm still a virgin?" ”
Long Xi felt a little faint pain in his heart, and thought to himself, hey, such a beautiful girl, in this kind of bed with a hundred quick money, and his future husband is going to marry her in a house of 10,000 yuan per square meter, fortunately this is not my future bride, the tragedy is that my future bride does not know whose bed she is lying in.
Zi saw that Long Xide's face was a little melancholy, and said with a smile, "Boss, I'm joking, what do you think?" ”
"Huh? Are you kidding? Long Xi feels that he is really stupid, and the girls here also believe their words, and they are still full of emotion!
"Are you kidding first?" Zi smiled, "Actually, I'm tired of talking about feelings, after the boy catches you and wants to trick you into getting laid, he will tell two classic lies, 'Let's sleep together?' I promise not to mess around, so I'll put my arms around you. I'll just put it in and put it in a little bit and make sure it doesn't move.'" However, as soon as the first time he went to bed, he had already decided to start looking for the next girl who could get on him, and the woman under him had just begun to decide to face the boy lying on top of him. ”
Long Xi thought about it, it really made a sense, and said, "I'm just too stupid to have a girlfriend yet!" ”
Zi smiled, grabbed Longxi's two ping-pong balls and rubbed them lightly a few times, and said, "Hehe, let me teach you a little, there are two kinds of women, one is to pretend to be innocent, the other is to pretend to be innocent, they generally have six appearances, like a virgin in front of men, like a mouse when eating snacks, like honey when they talk about love, like crazy when they get into bed, like they are dying when they scream, and when they reach the high (tide) like dying breath, you must not only learn to observe girls, but also learn the art of speaking, such as when you say to mm, ' I want to sleep with you. Then you're a hooligan, but if you say, 'I want to get up with you,' then you're Xu Zhimo!' ”
"Brilliant and incisive! It's really better to hear the words of a beautiful woman than I have studied hard for ten years! "Long Xi admires these girls in entertainment venues from the bottom of his heart, they are all fine! Who's fucking husband these days, they're all fucking temporary workers!
After chatting with his son for a while, he gradually let go and said with a smile, "Then are you pretending to be innocent, or are you pretending to be not pure?" While smiling, he reached out to Mimi, who was full, wow, so big, so slippery!
Zi didn't care, and said with a smile, "I'm the third category, and I've never been pure, hehe, okay, get up, go to bed!" ”
Long Xi reluctantly let go of the clutches, Chi Guoguo walked to the small bed outside, a pillar of optimus lying upward, and kept reminiscing about the feeling just now, cool!
Zi pulled the slightly transparent glass door, Long Xi lay on the bed and could dimly see a graceful figure gently unbuttoning the back button, popping out a pair of plump white rabbits, carefully bending her beautiful legs, taking off her narrow panties, picking up the spray head, and washing it with a bang.
Long Xi kept "grunting, grunting" swallowing saliva, thinking to himself, what posture do I use, well, go straight to Huanghuanglong, isn't it too old-fashioned, well, the old man pushes the cart, I haven't tried it, or let her take the initiative, it's not good!
"Thorn", the swallow wrapped in a bath towel only covers the plump and white breasts and buttocks, and a pair of slender and straight legs are really tempting! Slowly walked in front of Long Xi, gently pinched the fold of the bath towel on his chest, and pulled it gently.
Long Xi felt that the blood in his whole body was rushing to his brain, looking at the plump and round body in front of him, especially the dark grass underneath, sparsely covering the plump Xiaobei, Long Xi moaned, "It's so beautiful!" ”
Ziwei smiled and lay down on the bed gently, Long Xi looked at the beautiful carcass (body) in front of him and said, what a sacred and solemn moment this is, he will soon become a real man, take a deep breath, and get ready to enjoy his first time!
At this very critical moment, "Bang! With a bang, the wooden door was kicked open, and then a policewoman in a majestic uniform jumped in, "Don't move, squat on the ground!" Long Xi was stunned for a moment, and for a while his head felt that it was not enough, what, police, his head suddenly thought that his father, who was blue-faced, raised his fist, and the girls at school were talking about themselves with contempt, oh my God, why am I so unlucky!
The female policeman was very angry, she followed the captain for the first time to sweep away pornography, and the thin lewd man in front of her was still motionless with his back to him, and couldn't help but take out his pistol, ready to scare the hooligan, and said angrily, "Squat, do you listen to the tape?" ”
Zi calmly grabbed the bath towel, covered his body and squatted in the corner, Long Xi's head was like a mess of paste, it was too chaotic, and it was difficult to breathe on his face, only to hear the female policeman talking loudly, and instinctively turned his body.
Here is divided into three shots: Shot 1: The policewoman didn't expect this lewd man to turn around, and the angry little brother was seen by the policewoman, hooligan, shameless, and pulled the trigger with his fingers trembling with anger.
Shot 2: The loud gunshots made him scream in fright, "Ahh ”
Shot 3: Long Xi, who was already confused and dizzy, felt that his waist and eyes were numb, and his first time was actually empty, and he unfortunately took the female policeman's pants as a target!
The female policeman's little face suddenly turned pale, and she kicked on Long Xi's lower abdomen, and the defenseless Long Xi flew out and fell on the bed, her eyes staring at the ceiling as if she was dead, and there was only a little thought in her heart, what should I do, I sprayed it on the female policeman, what should I do?
Soon, a few policemen were attracted by the loud strong body, looked at Long Xi, who was lying on the bed like a dead dog, and asked nervously, "Senior sister, what's wrong, you shot him to death, prostitution is not to death!" The policewoman angrily pointed to the bullet holes on the ground and said coldly, "I can't die!" After saying that, he ran out as if he was running away, and out of the corner of Long Xi's eye, he caught a glimpse of the female policeman's age not exceeding twenty years old!