Chapter Seventy-Three: The Age of River Crabs 9.9921875
PS1: Happy holidays, older children.
PS2: A chapter of 3,000 words has no sense of structure, resulting in the previous chapter being scrapped. I'll try again.
Under the leadership of Shen Yu, everyone came to the largest open area in the warehouse.
"As far as I know, the food, clothing, housing and transportation of this era are different from those of yours at that time."
Zhuge Liang and the others smiled. Shen Yu also said just now that the big rabbit is a little bigger than the rabbit on the earth, but the fact is that many people have been buried in the soil twice.
"We're now starting to re-experience it in every way." Shen Yu continued, "First of all, 'clothes', in terms of clothing, your new memories should tell you a lot of things, at least your big pants are not worn backwards. ”
Zhang Fei and the others pulled their pants and laughed. In the area of unified uniforms, Shen Yu obviously did not pay enough attention to it. Although the size of the clothes is relatively comprehensive, it is obvious that Zhang Fei, Xiang Yu and others were born to wear a customized version. What can barely be considered long pants when worn by others, can only be regarded as big pants on their two legs.
"Still." Shen Yu's eyes flickered a few times, and a large pile of clothes was transferred here by him from Universe One, "You probably won't be wearing these yet." ”
Zhang Fei took the lead and walked to the pile of clothes, picked up a suit and gestured at himself.
"Hey, lord. How about giving this suit to Lao Zhang? ”
As soon as Shen Yu nodded, he saw that Zhang Fei had already pulled Guan Yu and asked him to help him change his clothes.
That suit is a complete set, the shirt and tie are complete, if there is only one coat, maybe the two brothers can still wear it, but now they have to need Liu Bei's help.
Liu Bei likes good clothes very much, he was like this in his previous life, and now it has continued. One of the things he did most often after being reborn was to search for his favorite styles through the Internet on his mobile phone. Therefore, he knows more about the wearing of suits than Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
"Big brother...... Zhang Fei screamed, patted Liu Bei, who was tying his tie, and shouted, "Light, light, quickly strangle me to death." ”
When the people around saw this scene, they couldn't help laughing.
At this time, Wu Zetian found an evening dress from the pile of clothes. She was very curious about how a woman's skin was covered by these cloths, and after she couldn't figure it out, she realized that this kind of clothing was not used to cover her skin at all.
"Can I try it on?"
Faced with Wu Zetian's request, Shen Yu agreed without hesitation. He also wanted to see what a generation of empresses looked like in evening dresses. Only Li Er's teeth were rattling.
While Wu Zetian went to change his clothes, Shen Yu continued: "Regarding 'food', in fact, you can't underestimate it. In modern China, snacks with strong regional characteristics can be found everywhere, and I don't know about the etiquette of Western food, which is in your new memory......"
Zhuge Liang saw Shen Yu's gaze cast towards him, and immediately replied, "No." ”
Shen Yu pursed his lips, his eyes flashed, and he transferred a table of Western food from Universe One.
Everyone was tossed by the big rabbit outside for a long time, and the things they ate not long ago either vomited when they were upside down, or they found a place to solve it secretly. Right now, the belly is empty again. When you see a sumptuous feast, where will you not be moved.
Seeing this scene, Shen Yu had no choice but to say: "Regarding how to eat Western food, you can refer to these manuals. His eyes flashed, and a large stack of pamphlets appeared at the table. Now it's time to get started. ”
The hundred-and-ten people rushed up, picked up a booklet and put it in their arms, and then went to snatch the knife and fork, and those who didn't have the heart to put themselves directly across the table, grabbed a turkey and devoured it. …
Shen Yu pretended to turn a blind eye to these heartless and unintentional, and just explained lightly: "In the fifth century BC, there was a developed culinary culture in Sicily. In the seventeenth century, there were knives, forks, and spoons for dining, which are the things you hold in your hands today. Until then, they had used a kitchen knife and fork to cut things, and then ...... "he pointed to Zhang Fei, who was eating turkey," and "eat like him." ”
"Hahaha......" Everyone burst into laughter, and a piece of cheese in Zhu Youxiao's mouth fell to the ground, but this time there was no fox on the ground, and he was not a crow. As a former emperor, a piece of cheese "prison break" is nothing, and then use the hand piece.
"It's similar to Zhu Youxiao."
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"The fast food industry has emerged in the West in the last century, and if you have money and leisure in the future, you might as well try it." Shen Yu said as he took a turkey leg handed over by Zhang Fei. After a while, the mouth was stuffed with fat leg meat.
After correcting a few guys who had taken the opposite knife and fork, Shen Yu pointed to all the vehicles that Shu Tingbei had "ridden" since he was a child and said to the reborn: "'Stay', you can't experience it here, so you can only experience this 'line' first." ”
Zhang Fei threw away the chicken leg in his hand, shook his big pants and ran to a stroller, uh, that should be called a stroller.
"The third lord, this thing can't even be stuffed into Lao Zhang's ass, how is the fourth lord ......?"
Before he finished speaking, Liu Bei took out a straw sandal made of dog tail straw from the waistband of his pants and threw it at Zhang Fei, who was thirty meters away. The straw sandals crossed a graceful parabola, as if they were laser-guided bombs, and were precisely inserted into Zhang Fei's mouth.
"You're stupid, not everyone grows." Liu Bei was so angry that he jumped to his feet and scolded.
Zhang Fei finally pulled out the straw sandals with the help of Guan Yu, and after hearing Liu Bei's scolding, he bowed his head and was silent.
At this time, Zhu Youxiao held a piece of cheese in his mouth, walked over leisurely, patted the children's tricycle, and touched the electric tricycle-commonly known as the little jump--turned his head and asked Shen Yudao: "Lord, what material is this thing made of?" ”
Shen Yu fell down and replied, "Anyway, it's not made of wood." ”
Zhu Youxiao stroked the plastic frame of the car, tapped the iron sheet of the car, and muttered, "When can I make this thing." ”
But his voice was so small that no one heard it. What's more, everyone's attention has long been attracted by Ma Chao.
"It's an off-road vehicle, not your BMW, it's made by a Mercedes-Benz subsidiary."
Ma Chao didn't seem to hear Shen Yu's voice, and when he saw that the key was inserted in the keyhole, he trembled with excitement.
"Lord, he walked into the belly of that monster, it should be fine, right?"
Shen Yu glared at Lao Tzu who asked this sentence, and whistled the melon seeds to turn him 1,0080 degrees like a spinning top, and then said to Xiang Yu: "Stuff him into the car." I don't need to have new memories, and I'm still there to pick up my own nonsense. Stuff it in! Stuff it in! ”
Xiang Yu lifted Lao Tzu and walked towards the off-road vehicle. But he couldn't find a chance to stuff Lao Tzu in after all, because the car was started by Ma Chao.
Ma Chao's driving skills don't know which website he learned from, anyway, he doesn't have it in his new memory, Shu Tingbei may feel that the feeling of driving varies from person to person, or let the reborn learn it well. But if he saw this scene in front of him, he would definitely regret it.
"Slow down! Don't hit that old TV! Be careful with the drying rack! Attention bookcases! Shen Yu pointed to Ma Chao, who was driving a car rampaging in the warehouse, and kept shouting, but after all, it couldn't stop his sabotage.
"My lord." Seeing this scene, Zhuge Liang had to remind, "Our basic goal has been achieved, so let's ...... as soon as possible."
Shen Yu sighed helplessly. "Then let's go back."
Soon the light in his eyes covered the land.