Chapter 72 The Age of River Crabs 9.984375
Zhuge Liang took out the key and stuffed it into the huge keyhole, and soon heard a prompt sound of "unlocking successfully" sounded inside the door. But just because the lock is open doesn't mean the door is open.
This storehouse, which looks like it was built against the mountain, is actually just a storehouse gate built against the mountain.
The mountain that is surrounded by the gate of this storehouse has actually been hollowed out in the middle, and it has become a passage similar to the city gate hole. And the essence of the entire warehouse can only be seen after passing through this aisle.
But in order to be qualified to pass through the aisle, you must open the lock and push open the door in front of you.
"This door may be fifty meters away." Zhuge Liang looked at the gate that shimmered with a strange metallic luster, and asked Shen Yudao, "Is it to push open this door when the lord brought so many people?" ”
Hearing Zhuge Liang say this, Shen Yu felt that he had found another good opportunity to hold his face red. So, he said to Zhuge Liang: "You take them up to try first, if it doesn't work, we'll find a way." ”
When Zhuge Liang heard this, it seemed that he had guessed correctly. So he beckoned the others and rushed to the big iron gate.
More than a hundred mouths screamed for their lives, and the green tendons of more than two hundred hands burst out, but they couldn't make the door react in any way.
"My lord." Zhuge Liang walked back to Shen Yu with a group of people with a disgraced face, "How did you think of making such a big iron gate in the first place?" ”
Shen Yu glanced at Zhuge Liang like an idiot. The latter immediately realized how undeserved the question should be when it came out of his mouth.
In general logic, the weight of the warehouse door is directly proportional to the value of the inventory. Zhuge Liang's sentence is estimated to be a question issued by the language center alone under physical fatigue without the approval of the joint meeting of the major nerve centers.
For such a question, Shen Yu disdained to answer. He even threw away the opportunity to laugh at Zhuge Liang. Next, he just waved his hand and said, "Get down." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then saw him turn around and start beckoning the big rabbit behind him, and immediately ran to the nearby horns in fright, and then, like wheat that had been exposed to the sun for half a month, the slightest wind and grass may not be able to shake their determination to stay put.
Soon, the earth shook again. However, this time, Shen Yu did not lie on the ground, but calmly, more calmly than Zhuge Liang not long ago, he took out a pair of sunglasses and slowly put them on his eyes.
Zhuge Liang was now hiding in a very distant bush, burying his head deep under the pu fan that Shu Ting had given him.
The wind did not blow a pool of spring water, but it blew the sea of dog's tail grass that was originally calm and waveless.
After two loud bangs, the big rabbit jumped to the metal gate, calmly, more calmly than Shen Yu and Zhuge Liang combined, stretched out one of his "arms" and pushed it gently. The gate, which looked to weigh dozens of tons, was pushed open with a thud.
Their size was so large that the moment he was pushed away, there was a huge turbulence of airflow. Shen Yu, who was originally standing there calmly, was directly blown upside down by this powerful air current.
The strangers who were hidden relatively close to the gate were buried by the dust brought up by this air current, and once again enjoyed the lofty treatment of "advanced grave tour without death".
After the big rabbit saw this scene, he hurriedly moved his steps and dug Shen Yu out of the dog's tail grass, which felt like he was gouging sweet potatoes.
But there are so many people who have been buried that it is more difficult to rescue them one by one. Besides, if you accidentally don't see clearly and trample on a reborn person buried in the earth, the consequences will be really serious. The "trip to the grave" was "seized" as a result. The duration of the tour is directly extended indefinitely.
So, the sweet potato planing tactic can no longer be used. The big rabbit had to change a new way. …
This method is somewhat similar to Zhang Fei's propaganda horn. It's just that rabbits rely more on lung capacity.
Then, another strong wind blew, and all the sand that could float up, including a few reborn who were not very strong, were swept into the sky.
Fortunately, this rabbit's ability to "blow up balloons" is not as powerful as a tornado. Therefore, after his lung capacity stopped working externally, the few reborn who were blown up only fell from a low altitude of a few meters. Protected by the thick dog's tail grass, they didn't even show signs of falling, but just ate a little sand when they were floating in the air.
Zhuge Liang checked the so-called injuries and illnesses, and after seeing that they could at least perform aerobic breathing, he signaled that Shen Yu was fine.
Shen Yu didn't care about them at all. He knew that a fall of this magnitude would not cause any harm to the body that the reborn had already strengthened in the nutrient tank. What she's doing now is saying goodbye to this cute bunny.
The rabbit's red eyes flickered for a while, then jumped away. Zhuge Liang walked to the side of the small book that Shen Yu was writing quickly, and there were four big characters on it: "Dad returns".
Zhuge Liang glanced at Shen Yu, but saw that he was already in tears.
"Lord, isn't it?"
"It doesn't matter." Shen Yu hurriedly wiped away his tears, snatched Zhuge Liang's pu fan and fanned it wildly for a while, and waited until his mood calmed down before he said to Zhuge Liang, "Let's go." ”
So, more than 100 people followed Zhuge Liang and Shen Yu through the "City Gate Cave Mountain", stimulated by a strong light, slowly opened their eyes, and began to identify Shu Tingbei's treasury one by one.
"Here, in fact, it should be called an exhibition hall." Shen Yu muttered to himself, "It's really disrespectful to call him the treasury treasures here. ”
Zhuge Liangqi said: "I don't know what treasures are there?" ”
Shen Yu smiled, with a "let you guess" expression.
Zhuge Liang said: "Could it be the antiques treasured by the four lords?" ”
Shen Yu shook his head.
Zhuge Liang said again: "Could it be the favorite jewelry necklace of the four masters?" ”
Shen Yu shook his head again.
Zhuge Liang said again: "Could it be your favorite book classic?" ”
Shen Yu still shook his head, and even put a mocking expression on his face.
This made Zhuge Liang have to say earnestly: "Lord, your sense of accomplishment has accumulated enough." Tell me quickly. ”
When Shen Yu heard this, he laughed out loud and said, "It's a toy she has played with since she was a child." ”
"Play...... Toy? Zhuge Liang said with some surprise.
Due to certain hormonal effects during the nutrient tank period, the bodies of the reborn develop directly into adult individuals. So their childhood in this life was directly skipped, and in the previous life, they had never seen any toys?
"Is this a glass ball?" Columbus, who followed, first found something that felt familiar to him. Glass was made during the four great republics of the sea, and for Columbus, who did not embark on an ocean voyage until 300 years later, it was naturally a thing he had seen in his previous life, and it was still a rare thing at the time, so he was also very impressed.
At least not like Tesla, which is dismissive of glass balls.
"Oh God, is this a radio?"
"That's semiconductor." Shen Yu said, "It's not the same as what you played back then. ”
Nikola Tesla gently brushed off the dust that had stuck to it, fumbled for a moment, and smoothly turned on the switch.
"It's useless, there's only Big Rabbit Radio in Universe 8. But they roared directly, after all, people's ears have an obvious advantage. ”
Tesla recalled the fifty-meter-tall rabbit, and after a rough estimate, he felt that his big ears should be thirty meters tall. It is easy to understand that such ears are superior in physiological function over humans. …
"Brother Commander! Brother Strategist! At this time, Zhang Fei's voice suddenly came from a distance, and he grabbed Zhuge Liang and said, "Go and see, there is a dragon there." ”
When everyone heard Zhang Fei's high-power broadcast, they immediately ran in the direction he pointed.
Both Eastern cultures, which worship dragons, and Western cultures, which fear dragons with their own wings, maintain a great curiosity about this creature.
Shen Yu knew what the kind of "dragon" Zhang Fei was talking about. Here, too, they find nothing else.
However, he also wanted to see what the expressions of the people were like when they saw the Mesozoic creatures.
It's just that Tesla doesn't have to go over. Although he assists in the electromagnetic direction, he obviously knows some common sense. It's just that these common senses have obviously not been put into Shu Tingbei's new memory.
Accompanied by Zhuge Liang and Tesla, Shen Yu came to the place where the dinosaur toys were placed.
This dinosaur toy is one size smaller than the rabbit outside, but it is a one-to-one simulation model of Diplodocus. It's just that Shen Yu has seen it many times, and he really has no interest in wasting time on him, or the expressions of those people attract his attention more.
Shen Yu saw Zhu Youxiao circling around the dinosaur toy, Su Shi who was writing poems, and Napoleon's disdainful eyes. Of course, the most wonderful expression still belongs to Li Er. This guy actually wanted to climb on the back of that toy.
"Do you think it will make you soar?" Shen Yu touched the tail of this oversized dinosaur toy and said coldly to Li Shimin, "If you think you can, you might as well try it." Anyway, your family is a descendant of Lao Tzu, maybe there will be some immortal arts. ”
Li Shimin felt that Shen Yu's tone was not good, so he obediently climbed off the dinosaur's back. He, the Tang Dynasty Tyrannosaurus Rex, failed to conquer the Jurassic beast after all.
"I think you'd better watch more when you go back." Shen Yu said coldly, "Especially about modern technology. Speaking of this, Shen Yu's gaze sharply pierced the two emperors of the Qing Dynasty, Qianlong and Kangxi.
Seeing the bodies of the two of them gradually starting to tremble, Shen Yu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Go try those electrical appliances." ”
As a girl in the new era who is good at guarding and selling cute treasures, attacking can split bricks and tiles, can repair electrical appliances at home, and can dominate the rivers and lakes when she goes out, how can Shu Tingbei's toy warehouse be missing all kinds of electrical appliances.
"That's an electric kettle." Zhuge Liang can recognize it, but he will use it. Guan Yu on the side picked up the electric mosquito swatter and danced like a big knife. Although it is also a tiger and a tiger, mosquitoes and flies, even if there are casualties, are also "crashed" by the strong air current.
"A lot of these things you don't need in school. But you have to get out of school eventually. ”
After hearing Shen Yu's words, Zhuge Liang dropped the electric kettle and proposed to Shen Yu: "The club I just made a few days ago seems to be some time away from this douwen competition. Not as good as we ......."
"That's a great idea!" Shen Yu knew what he meant, "Each club sends three representatives to participate in the competition. Let's test your ability to survive in the modern world. ”
Zhang Fei said: "Could it be that we came here to participate in some competition?" ”
"Some of the basics can be done now. But this can be done every month. It's just that the purpose of having you here, of course, is not as simple as tinkering with this game. ”
Zhang Fei asked again, "Why is that?" ”
Shen Yu said solemnly: "Let you live like a modern person, a real modern person." ”