[435] It is everyone's responsibility to take care of hippos
Hippopotamus is a very heat-sensitive animal that hides in the water all day long, Xia Chi felt that his heat could be majestic to the hippopotamus, so that the hippopotamus was afraid of himself like a lion, so he yelled at the hippopotamus in the fence, but the hippopotamus reacted completely differently from the lion, it lay on the edge of the pond and seemed to not even bother to turn its eyes.
"Stupid hippopotamus! Fat hippopotamus! If you don't get up again, I'll throw stones at you!" ”
Xia Chi shouted a threat but didn't intend to do it, at this moment, Xia Chi, who was wearing non-slip sneakers on her feet, suddenly fell on her buttocks, and the sunglasses she was wearing on her forehead fell to the ground and shattered in half.
"What did I wipe it for?" Xia Chi rubbed his buttocks and stood up from the ground, "I'm not Pepe, how can I fall flat on the ground?" Could it be that this hippopotamus cursed me? It's just the way it looks......"
Before she could finish speaking, Xia Chi slipped and fell again, and this time her ass sat on top of the broken sunglasses, and the shards of the sunglasses pierced into the flesh, causing her to scream more like an animal than an animal.
"Ahhh!!!h
"Sister, don't run around," Qianxue slowly chased after Xia Chi, who was like a rocket accelerator, "You go and hold that tree, and I'll help you pick off the sunglasses off your buttocks." ”
"Hurry up! Qianxue, hurry up! Xia Chi hugged the tree with both hands, pouting his ass and making quite indecent movements, "There is a fragment trapped in the chrysanthemum!" Be careful when you pick it...... Yes!! ”
After Xia Chi and Qianxue walked a little away, Nanke looked at the hippopotamus inside the fence and fell into deep thought.
(When I was a kid, I loved science discovery shows, and one program about animal evolution talked about fossil evidence that hippos and whales had a common ancestor 50 million to 60 million years ago.) DNA evidence supports that hippos and whales are cousins. In addition to the small ears on the top of the head, the hippopotamus has a special structure on the chin that allows it to hear underwater sounds. Quite similar to whales...... I can communicate telepathically with whales, so can hippos do it? )
So Nanke closed his eyes slightly, gathered his spirit, aimed his forehead at the hippopotamus's forehead, and fired a set of brain waves:
"Can you hear me? Please answer if you hear it. Your whale brother claims to be my people, so are you my people too? ”
The hippopotamus named "Scrap Iron Walker" rolled his eyes at Nanke, and his expression really looked like an uncle's, I don't know if it was a coincidence or some reason. It shifted its massive head in a different direction, as if shaking its head.
At this moment, there were two young men who were in a flow and wore shirts with one sleeve long and one sleeve short, I don't know if they were inspired by Xia Chi's saying just now that he wanted to throw a hippopotamus with a stone, so they really picked up the pebble and threw it at the hippopotamus, and shouted while throwing it:
"You're the hippopotamus named after the scrapper? It seems that those two authors are just as lazy as you! I can't update 10,000 words a day, and I still have a face to write a novel! ”
"That's right! We've been dissatisfied with these two authors for a long time, and it's time to get angry with you! Why don't you keep writing the last novel of the Scrap Gold Walker? Still saying in the testimonial that a pirated reader like me is the reason why he had to finish the book? Nonsense! I have the money to keep to buy Kidney Six! Why spend money to be able to see it for free? ”
These two men have no head, and the hippopotamus has rough skin and thick flesh, even if it hits the hippopotamus, it will not cause any damage, and it is equivalent to two flies for the hippopotamus. The hippopotamus ignored them. He turned around and walked into the pond, submerging most of his body under water.
The hippopotamus's contempt made the two men even more energetic. They began to pick up larger stones, and they cursed even more ugly:
"Why don't the bank abolitionists listen to what I said in the post? Just listening to the opinions of genuine readers is simply treating them differently! He also said that his wife was not in good health, so she was under pressure to support her family...... If you want to make money, you can move bricks! Why are you staring at the money of a loyal reader like me? ”
Another stone was smashed.
"Well said! Why didn't his wife die quickly? Then he can concentrate on writing novels for us! ”
I don't know how much grudge these two people have against the scrap gold walker and the scrap banker, as if they couldn't smash each other's glass, so they came to smash this hippopotamus, because they made too much noise to alarm the zookeeper, and the keeper ran over and drove the two of them away.
"Dead caretaker of the whole family! How dare you meddle with my business! See if I don't report this zoo online and conniving at animals hurting people? A snap of my keyboard can halve your traffic! ”
The two scolded and scolded for a while, and suddenly remembered that they were evading tickets and drilling into the zoo through the dog hole, and felt that they had taken advantage of it, so they laughed again. The two agreed to go to the zoo as soon as they returned home, and by the way, they would post 'Let's scold those authors who actually want to make money from code words.'
The air around them seemed to be much fresher after the two pieces of garbage left, because they didn't know it was getting dog poop on their trouser legs when they drilled into the dog hole. Nanke didn't know the two authors of the Scrap Gold Walker and the Scrap Banker, but this hippopotamus was stoned for no reason because it was called the Scrap Iron Walker, and Nanke still sympathized with it, so he continued to make efforts to communicate with his heart:
"Hey, you don't matter, do you? Are there any injuries? It's so satisfying to turn your anger on you with your anger! And watching pirated copies and scolding the author is equivalent to eating a bully meal in a restaurant and scolding the chef! Don't be sad, the two grandsons just now are not ashamed but proud of being a minority, most readers are ashamed to see pirated editions, and once they have the conditions, they will come to support the genuine version! ”
For some reason, Nanke unwittingly comforts the hippos as the author himself, perhaps due to the similarity of their names.
Despite the fact that Nank's brain waves were more powerful each time, the hippopotamus still soaked in the pond without any response, staring blankly through the towering walls of the zoo and looking at a pet store selling hamsters and chinchillas outside the walls, not knowing what to think.
"Why doesn't this hippopotamus want to move?" There are tourists who ask the keepers who pass by.
The keeper carrying a bucket of hay sighed: "The hippopotamus eats a lot, and it has to be heated in winter, so the maintenance cost is very high, and the zoo director thinks that few people come to see the hippopotamus, so he plans to sell it to the zoo in the south." This hippopotamus is quite human, probably because he has to leave a familiar place, so it's a little sad......"
After some effort, Nanke gave up communicating with the hippo, but when he turned around, he always had the illusion that the hippo was looking at his back, as if the hippo was not unable to communicate with him, but unwilling to communicate.
Soon it was noon when the sun was the hottest, Nanke left the zoo with the Ice and Fire Sisters for a light meal, and after coming out of the fast food restaurant, Xia Chi remembered that he was hurt by the shards of his sunglasses, and couldn't help but shout in the direction of the zoo: "Dead hippopotamus!" It's because I met you that I ......."
"Click!"
There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Xia Chi was split into black charcoal by a bolt of lightning, she was scorched, the residue of her clothes crackled down, and the Fire Demon God Girl looked back and asked Qianxue in a depressed way:
"Is Pepe doing it? Can she hack me right from the basement? This little lamb is too vindictive! (To be continued......)