[436] A thousand snows turned into a distant star

After a series of incredible incidents, Nanke thought that the director of Dongshan Zoo was really capable, in order to prevent the director from knowing that he had a snake girl and a sheep girl with considerable exhibition value hidden in his home, Nanke led Xia Chi and Qianxue to evacuate quickly after lunch, and the three of them stood next to the busy main road and prepared to take a taxi.

"Is it okay to relax today?" Nanke asked Xia Chi and Qianxue with his hands in his pockets, Xia Chi puffed out his cheeks and did not answer, and seemed to continue to be careful with Nanke, while Qianxue took a vanilla-flavored ice cream that Nanke had just bought and planned to remove the plastic packaging.

(Qianxue is quite comfortable, but Xia Chi hasn't untied the knot yet!) No, I can't make the atmosphere so serious, I've got to make some jokes to make everyone feel light! )

So Nanke stretched out his hand to Qianxue's side and back, pretending to be surprised: "Look what that is!" ”

Chiyuki's IQ and vigilance are the lowest when she eats sweets (or is about to eat sweets), and she turns her head to look behind her after listening to Nanke's shouts, and Nanke takes the opportunity to turn on the [Equivalent Exchange] lightning shot and snatches the precious ice cream from Chiyuki's hands.

"Badass! Give me back the ice cream! ”

The silver-haired little Lori found out that she was fooled and immediately pounced on Nanke, who could only tilt her head because she was not tall enough, and beat Nanke's chest with two small fists.

Nanke couldn't help but continue to bully her, so Nanke carried the ice cream higher with his left hand, and then pressed the sunhat on the top of Qianxue's head with his right hand, so that Qianxue's eyes were blocked by the sunhat and he couldn't see what was in front of him.

"How dare you tease me! Today, all 16 ice creams have zero reputation! Do you know about zeroing! ”

Xia Chi saw that his sister was bullied like this. Angry, he came over and snatched the ice cream from Nanke's hand. Nank deliberately teased the sisters. So he cocked his feet, so that Xia Chi, who was a few centimeters shorter than himself, couldn't reach the ice cream.

"Ahhh

Xia Chi, who has a good bounce power, fought with Nanke with the hard work of a carp jumping over the dragon gate, but Nanke opened the [Solomon's True Eye] to completely see Xia Chi's movements, and the increased agility value of the [Equivalent Exchange] was not in vain, and Xia Chi jumped for a long time in vain.

"Hahaha, wouldn't it be easier for you, the Fire Demon God, to hold the ice cream? Oops, Xia Chi, your motor nerves are not strong enough! I used to think that the athlete level of Gymnastics 3 was great, but now it seems to be like that. I opened [Equivalent Exchange] at least the same as you......"

Nanke is transitioning from [ordinary people] to [fitness enthusiasts], and his usual physical skills are 1.5, but as long as he opens the [Equivalent Exchange], it can be doubled to 3.[Equivalent Exchange] is like Sun Wukong's [Realm King Fist] in "Dragon Ball", the heavier the load on the body, the stronger the power of the exchange. When Nank used the equivalent exchange at any cost, Yuhiro Ishii, who had suppressed 4.5 in terms of speed.

Xia Chi has always been very confident in terms of physical strength, and now seeing that Nanke, a former otaku, dared to laugh at herself, her competitiveness immediately overpowered her fear of Nanke, and she jumped high with a loud cry, and collided with Nanke in a posture like grabbing a rebound. Not only to snatch the ice cream for my sister to eat, but also to vent the depression accumulated in my heart during this time.

(That's good.) Xia Chi dared to mess with me, which means that her defensive heart is beginning to thaw, and then she just needs to invite her to eat some spicy crab and other delicacies...... )

However, what Nanke really didn't expect was that Xia Chi moved too much, not only did he elbow Nanke, but he also accidentally hit his sister with his knee. Qianxue is just an ordinary person level of physical skills 1, the sunhat that covers her eyes has not been taken off her head, and when she was hit by her sister, she couldn't tell the direction, and walked a few steps towards the middle of the road, just as a taxi was rushing to hand over the shift, and the driver stepped on the accelerator hard, so he was not biased......

"Bang!" "Yikes!"

Qianxue was hit in the stomach by a taxi, and was "launched" out with a scream, which is described in limericks: Little Lori is light and light, crossing the road without looking at the lights, the taxi driver comes to help, and flies into space like a meteor.

"Ahh A thousand snows! Xia Chi couldn't regret it, hurriedly looked at the landing point of Qianxue, and chased after his sister in a hurry, and at this time the taxi driver saw that he hit a little girl, and it was estimated that he would definitely die, so scared that he foamed at the mouth and fainted, fortunately he remembered to brake sharply before fainting.

"Fortunately, Qianxue is a demon god, and she will never die without hurting her heart or brain." Nanke had palpitations, "You can't play on the road in the future, even if the demon god is fine, it will be a great sin to cause a series of car accidents......

Following Xia Chi and finally finding Qianxue's landing point, the Ice Demon God was very unlucky to hit a very good quality telephone pole, and then slid down the telephone pole, although the sunhat that blocked the view fell off in the process, but the price was that Qianxue's little face was turned red by the telephone pole, and the epidermis of her limbs was slightly damaged.

"Are you alright? It's all my fault! If I hadn't hit you......" Xia Chi desperately apologized while squatting next to Chiyuki to check Chiyuki's worn knee.

Qianxue sat on the asphalt and her buttocks were burned badly, and her nose was hit hard on the telephone pole, and now she wanted to shed tears sourly, she angrily complained to Nanke, who was trotting over: "It's all your fault!" If you don't button down my hat, how can I not see the way! Luckily, I was knocked off, and if I got caught under the wheel and hurt my heart or brain, I would have confessed just now! ”

In fact, at the time of the crisis, Qianxue could have frozen herself in the hard ice to escape, and she said that she might be run over by a car to death, which was an exaggeration, and the purpose was of course to make Nanke feel more guilty.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have messed with you on the road, not next time." Nanke handed over the ice cream that he had been holding in his hand, "I used the cold air to cool it just now, and it hasn't melted yet, so you can eat it while it's cold." ”

"Can an ice cream send me away?" Qianxue's eyebrows were raised, "Have you put yourself in my shoes?" Do you know how much I hurt my mind the moment I was hit by a car? Have you ever wondered how the penguins living on the iceberg felt when the Titanic hit the iceberg!? ”

"Hey, why should I care about the mood of those penguins! I'm not an employee of Tencent! And the Titanic was hit and sunk by Arctic ice floe! There are no penguins in the Arctic! If you don't eat this ice cream, I'll eat it! ”

"Who, who allowed you to eat? Give me! Qianxue pounced angrily and snatched the ice cream in his hand, Nanke deliberately did not dodge, otherwise he would not have succeeded at Qianxue's speed.

After this episode, Nanke's relationship with the Ice and Fire Sisters has been further repaired, Xia Chi saw that Nanke was still teasing, and he had no grudge against him at all for elbowing, and gradually felt that Nanke would not become a tentacle monster for a while, and he and his sister could be preserved.

As for Lori's soaring hit the telephone pole, this surreal scene was also fortunate to be seen by a number of pedestrians, but later people found neither blood on the pole, nor a corpse on the ground, so although it alarmed the "Approaching Science" program, experts explained that this was a collective hallucination, an illusion caused by low air pressure, and a collective hysteria.

The program team belonging to the National Nine Branch easily received a salary in this way. (To be continued......)