"Sangui?"

"Come in."

Zhuge Dachang, who was in a suit and leather shoes, opened the door and walked into the room, Wu Ming had just tied his tie, and after straightening his suit, he took out a bottle of high-grade cologne and sprayed the cuffs of his suit, and then sprayed it on his wrist and wiped it.

"Why do you want to spray perfume on your cuffs?"

"You don't know?" Wu Ming asked and said: "In this way, when you shake the hand of a beautiful woman, you can leave a lingering fragrance on someone's hand and leave a good impression on others, and the success rate of soaking her will be greatly improved." ”

"You kid knows so much!" Zhuge Dachang also picked up the cologne and sprayed the cuffs of the suit, suddenly thought of something, couldn't help laughing, and continued: "The problem is that you will only leave the fragrance on the woman's buttocks, can people smell the aftertaste?" ”

“…………”

The two went downstairs together after getting dressed up, they were going to attend Ruan Nan's fiancée's birthday party today, and they had been together for a long time, but they only learned today that Ruan Nan actually had a fiancée who was married to him.

The two came to the hotel parking lot, and Ruan Nan, who had been waiting for a long time, complained: "Why are you so long? ”

"This kid took a shower for half an hour."

"The bathtub is slow, what can I do?" Wu Ming smiled and diverted the topic: "By the way, why is it your father's father who invited us on your wife's birthday?" ”

Ruan Nan said honestly: "Because I didn't plan to invite you at all." ”

Zhuge Dachang scolded with a smile: "You kid want to eat alone? ”

"It's my fiancée's birthday party tonight, what can I eat alone?" Ruan Nan said helplessly: "The main thing is that tonight's banquet may be boring, I'm afraid you will be bored." ”

"Bored?"

Ruan Nan explained: "The guests who came tonight are all high-ranking officials in the military and political circles, and the women they brought are not to be touched. ”

Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said, "Your future wife is very big?" ”

"Sort of!"

"You haven't said why your father invited us to the banquet, and we don't know him."

"But he wants to get to know you, and he ......" Ruan Nan looked strange and said, "He wants to introduce my sister to you." ”

Wu Ming said in surprise: "Do you have a sister?" ”

"Can't I have a sister?"

"You have a sister, why don't we know?"

Ruan Nan said angrily: "Do normal people have a sister who dares to let you know?" ”

“…………”

Originally, Ruan Nan drove by himself, but for the convenience of the road, the three of them finally got into the military car together, and because of the abundant time, they chatted nonsense all the way and drove to the banquet venue unhurriedly.

Out of curiosity, Wu Ming asked about Ruan Nan's fiancée, Ruan Nan directly poured bitter water, he and his fiancée have not yet obtained a certificate, and they have not even been officially engaged, the family matter is set by the grandfathers, this marriage should be concluded, if there is no major accident, you can never divorce after marriage.

As for what counts as a major accident? In addition to braids, for example, two people have only been married and have sex together for six months, and a full-term child has fallen to the ground, such as the wife finds her husband lying in a man's arms......

Ruan Nan's fiancée is surnamed Tang, the Ruan and Tang families are world friends, their grandfather is an old comrade-in-arms who carried a gun together and crossed the Yalu River together, and later the old man of the Ruan family retired from the army and went into business, while the old man of the Tang family stayed in the army and was promoted from a small officer to a general step by step.

The Tang family is a military family, as we all know, soldiers are not allowed to do business, the Ruan and Tang families have a close relationship, and there is a layer of quasi-in-law relationship, in order to avoid leisure, the Ruan family has always pursued the principle of low-key, mainly to maintain the reputation of the Tang family.

Although he has decided on family affairs since he was a child, the relationship between the two parties is not too good, let alone any feelings, Ruan Nan does not like his fiancée very much, mainly because his fiancée has a bad temper and is more domineering and arrogant, and in a year, except for the necessary family dinners, they have hardly met in private.

Hearing Ruan Nan describe his fiancée as a three-headed and six-fart dominatrix, like a beast in a flood, Wu Ming didn't bother to ask people's names, he only knew that his surname was Tang, anyway, it was better not to ask more about other people's wives, it was easy to get killed.

The banquet venue was rented in a private resort hotel, Wu Ming and the three of them came early, and the guests had not yet arrived, Ruan Nan introduced the elders of the Ruan and Tang families to Wu Ming and the two, as well as his sister who looked a bit like Brother Chun, due to physical reasons, the old ladies of the two families did not attend the banquet.

Ruan Nan's younger brother Ruan Fan also did not appear at the banquet, knowing that the relationship between the brothers was not very close, Wu Ming did not ask much, and when the two elders welcomed the guests, he and Zhuge Dachang carried Ruan Nan to the bathroom on the left and right......

After entering the bathroom, Wu Ming scolded directly: "Damn! Your sister looks like a man, and you're afraid to introduce us to each other, don't you think we haven't seen a woman? ”

Zhuge Dachang snorted: "If your family has no money, it will be difficult for her to marry well." ”

Ruan Nan shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey! Is my sister that unsightly? ”

"You touch your conscience and say, how does your sister look?"

"Uh......" Ruan Nan hesitated, lowered his head and said, "It's really not good-looking." ”

"Pretty to-the-point!" Wu Ming nodded and asked casually, "What about your fiancée?" I heard your father-in-law say that he is putting on makeup, why does it take so long to put on makeup? ”

Ruan Nan shrugged her shoulders and said nonchalantly: "As far as I know, she is not in the hotel at all now, and I can't guarantee whether she can show up tonight." ”

"Won't it?"

"What's strange, she's been busy since she started working, and the year before last, my sister helped cut the cake."

The fiancée was not there, and Ruan Nan, who was the fiancé, wanted to welcome the guests on behalf of him, and unexpectedly found that the name of Admiral Xu Guohao was on the guest list.

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Sure enough, as Ruan Nan said, the banquet is indeed very boring, except for eating and drinking, Wu Ming doesn't know what to do, most of the guests are dignitaries, and their wives and daughters are all beautiful women on the surface, no matter how rebellious and crazy they are in private, at least they are very well-behaved in front of their husbands or elders.

Wu Ming planned to wait for the birthday star to cut the cake, and leave after opening the champagne, but tonight's birthday star did not appear for a long time, as if he was unwilling to face another year old, the guest asked many times, Ruan Nan explained that his mouth was about to break.

Near the entrance of the hall, Zhuge Dachang stabbed Wu Ming with his fingers, and said, "Why hasn't tonight's birthday star come yet?" ”

Wu Ming replied: "Maybe you can't get up after falling into the pit, and you're waiting for someone to save you." ”

A woman wearing a black windbreaker, leather pants and boots came out like a ghost, and said quietly: "Mr. Wu Ming, isn't it okay to say bad things about people behind your back?" ”

Wu Ming was startled, turned around and found that it was a beautiful woman who had turned into ashes and didn't know her, Tang Yuyan, director of the National Security Bureau, and said strangely: "Why are you?" Seeing Tang Yuyan leaning up, he took a step back and warned: "Don't get too close, I'm not responsible for being pregnant." ”

Tang Yuyan rolled his eyes, walked in front of Wu Ming, and said coldly: "You smell what smells on me." ”

"Does it smell like a man?" Wu Ming smiled evilly, took a breath, and continued, "I smell the smell of your eldest aunt on you." ”

"Are you a dog?" Tang Yuyan was taken aback and said indignantly: "How can you smell this? ”

"Ugh! I'm sensitive to the smell of blood. ”

"I think you're smelling too much, right? Perverted! ”

Wu Ming raised his voice and said, "Hey! You told me to smell it, I just told the truth, why are I perverted? ”

"I'm just asking you to smell if I have a lot of feces on me, not anything else."

"Why do you smell of?"

"Didn't you say I couldn't get up if I fell into a pit?"

"I just said that the birthday boy fell into the pit, what does it matter to you? Wait, your surname is Tang ......" Wu Ming suddenly came to his senses and exclaimed, "You are Xiao Ruan's fiancée?" Tonight's birthday star? ”

Tang Yuyan snorted coldly and said, "You are welcome to my birthday party, and I will have a drink with you later, I will miss the company first." ”

Wu Ming was stunned and watched Tang Yuyan leave, how could it be so coincidental, the capital should be one of the top cities in the country, why does it feel so small? At the same time, a voice in his heart warned him to run away, or trouble would come.

"Are you here?" Ruan Nan trotted over, grabbed Wu Ming, and said with a smile: "My fiancée is here, she is going to change her clothes and makeup now, let me introduce you to you." ”

In fact, I have known your fiancée for a long time, and she once said some ambiguous things in order to frame me, Wu Ming wanted to say what was in his heart, but he was afraid that Ruan Nan would not be able to stand the stimulation, so he chased him all over the hall with a dinner knife.

The makeup technique of these years is very magical, even the dominatrix can turn into a white swan, change into a white princess dress, wear a crystal crown, Tang Yuyan is like a fairy tale out of the princess Sissi, the ancient music of the East and the foreign atmosphere of the West, weird, but full of beauty.

Ruan Nan led Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to Tang Yuyan, and said softly: "Xiaoyu, let me introduce you to my two friends." ”

Wu Ming preemptively introduced himself: "First meeting, hello, I'm Wu Ming. ”

Tang Yuyan's eyes revealed a hint of playfulness, did not pierce Wu Ming's words, and said softly: "Hello, I am Tang Yuyan." ”

"Light rain! Let's cut the cake first. ”

Several people moved to the center of the hall, looking at the super large cake on more than a dozen floors, Wu Ming counted the candles on it, and whispered: "Wow! There are so many candles, and if you can't get married in two years, you will become a Monkey King, right? ”

Hearing Wu Ming's muttering, a fierce light appeared in Tang Yuyan's eyes, and the steel knife with a length of nearly one meter in his hand was frozen in mid-air for a few seconds before slowly cutting into the cake, fortunately today is her birthday, otherwise the steel knife would not be cutting the cake, but cutting someone's balls.

When opening the champagne, I don't know if it was intentional, Tang Yuyan aimed the mouth of the bottle between Wu Ming's legs, and Wu Ming found out and directly pulled Ruan Nan as a shield, life is like this, brother, you have to live better than die.