The champagne was opened, the cake was cut, the banquet was more than halfway through, and there were two guests who planned to come to wash the dishes late, and the two guests who were late Wu Ming knew each other, and they were very familiar, one was an antique, and the other was Fang Huaming.

Is the capital really that small? Wu Ming was a little surprised at first, but then he was relieved when he thought about it, the Tang family has a very high prestige in the military circles, their eldest lady celebrates her birthday, and other military families in the capital will give some face, and the older generation will not come, but they will send the juniors of the family over.

Fang Huaming and Tang Yuyan are old acquaintances, very familiar with each other, the two chatted as soon as they met, after Zhuge Dachang beckoned the antique to eat, Wu Ming pulled Ruan Nan sneakily to the two of them to eavesdrop.

"Hey! Your wife seems to have a good chat with a man, how can you kid still be calm? ”

"Should I go up and grab him by the hem and punch him a few times?"

"Shouldn't it?"

“…………”

Wu Ming patted Ruan Nan's shoulder, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "To be honest, your wife is really beautiful, aren't you afraid that others will dig into your corner?" ”

Ruan Nan said indifferently: "Whoever has the ability will dig it well." ”

Wu Ming maliciously ridiculed: "It's better if people dig it up directly, I'm afraid that they just shake it, tian Yitian, disgusting you." ”

"Please, don't say it so disgustingly, they are alumni of the National Defense University, you have too much heart."

"How hearty am I? This kid surnamed Fang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he will wear a cuckold in the future, so don't blame me for not reminding you. ”

Ruan Nan shook his head and said with a smile: "Are you using yourself as a reference?" If you're talking to my fiancée, I'm worried. ”

"I'll rub!"

"Okay, don't think so badly of others, I'm going to greet the other guests."

After Ruan Nan left, Wu Ming sighed helplessly, only beasts know beasts best, it's not that he is alarmist, Fang Huaming's eyes did flash with a sense of possessiveness, and it was very strong.

Tonight's banquet is really boring, Wu Ming wanted to leave a long time ago, but it was not good to leave Ruan Nan and Zhuge Dachang to leave first, he walked out of the hall alone with a large bottle of peanut milk, the man who drank milk? A playful gaze followed him away with great interest.

"Don Jr.? Don Jr.? ”

"Huh?" Tang Yuyan came back to his senses and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Major Fang, I'm thinking about something." ”

Fang Huaming smiled and said, "Do you miss your fiancé?" ”

"It's not! I seem to have seen a classmate, Major Fang, can you have some fun by yourself? I lost my company first. ”

Without waiting for Fang Huaming to reply, Tang Yuyan strode to the wine table, picked up two large bottles of foreign wine and wine glasses, and then walked out of the hall quickly with the corner of his skirt, looking eagerly like a little wife chasing her husband who left with a negative heart.

Those who abandon me can not stay yesterday, those who disturb my heart are troubled today, yesterday is gone, regret is useless, today I can only cry alone, a remote bench in the resort hotel, Wu Ming sat down and poured a glass of milk, why do you always think of you when you are lonely?

One plus one love equals sweetness, one plus two love equals tragedy, one plus three love equals a large-scale tragic stage play, one plus four love is absolutely no drama, Wu Ming secretly smiled bitterly, who can teach me to clear the game of love.

Yan Ruyu is like fire, cold is like water, you can only choose one of the two, but Wu Ming doesn't know how to choose, I don't know who to keep, why is my love problem more complicated than Gaodai? Cupid shoots at others with an arrow through the heart, why do you shoot multiple arrows at me?

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God, can you tell me how to choose?

As soon as Wu Ming, who was lying on the bench, finished praying, he felt a flower in front of him, Tang Yuyan's smiling and delicate face instantly came into his eyes, he bounced up, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead, Brother Jesus, are you mistaken? You let me choose someone else's wife?

Wu Ming bounced up like an electric shock, Tang Yuyan was also startled, and said angrily: "I won't bite you, why are you panicking?" ”

Wu Ming took a breath of air, and after calming down, he teased: "Women don't bite casually, it's easy for people to misunderstand." ”

"Misunderstanding what?"

"How do you pronounce the words separately?"

"Bite the word apart?" Tang Yuyan thought about it, her pretty face immediately turned red, and she scolded: "You are obscene!" ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "It's you who wants to bite someone, who is more obscene?" ”

Tang Yuyan snorted and said, "Did you make you very excited about molesting me?" Do you want me to call a little crowd to watch? ”

Wu Ming was frightened and sweated, and said hurriedly: "No, no, I was wrong, right?" ”

Tang Yuyan looked proud, sat down with a big grin, handed Wu Ming an empty cup, and said heroically: "Come!" Let's have a drink. ”

"I don't drink."

"What kind of man is he if he doesn't drink?"

"Good man."

"If you don't drink, you're a good man?"

Wu Mingzheng replied: "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I work hard, I can make money, I love my wife, I love my children, I can do laundry, I can cook, I can warm my bed, isn't this a good man?" ”

"You can be poor!" Tang Yuyan rolled his eyes, poured himself a glass of wine, and after drinking half a glass in one gulp, he suddenly said, "Do you know?" I still suspect you're a thief, Silver Fox. ”

Wu Ming showed a faint wry smile and asked, "Are you still checking now?" ”

Tang Yuyan told the truth: "I don't know why, the Japanese side suddenly withdrew the investigation of the silver fox, and they didn't investigate, what else are we going to investigate?" ”

"Shall we go back? Let others see that we are gossiping here alone. ”

"I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?" Tang Yuyan looked at Wu Ming, who was restless, and said with interest: "You seem to be afraid of me?" ”

A mouse who is not afraid of cats is not a good mouse, and a man who is not afraid of his wife is not a good man, but it seems a little weird to be afraid of other people's wives? Wu Ming tilted his head and said around the corner: "Everyone wants to keep privacy." ”

"I see!" Tang Yuyan suddenly nodded, drank a cup and poured half of it, and sighed: "You don't have to worry about it in the future, I will be transferred to the Ministry of Defense as a civilian in a few days." ”

"Huh! Elevated? ”

"What is higher is promoted, and the level is transferred."

"Don't you like your current job?"

Tang Yuyan showed a hint of loneliness and said, "What's the use of liking?" The elders all thought that the job of national security was not suitable for me. ”

"Why not?"

Tang Yuyan laughed at himself: "Just like you said, there are more and more candles on my cake, and it will become unsalable in a few years, and my family hopes that I will get married soon, but who would like a daughter-in-law who has been working outside for many years to investigate cases?" ”

Wu Ming didn't know what to say, so he could only sigh and echo: "There are always too many bodies in life that can't help themselves." ”

"I feel like a prison bird."

She's a prison bird, and I have a bird in my crotch, is that what we have in common? What if she wants to be fresh and wants to borrow my bird for two days? Shall I lend it to her? Or lend it to her?

"What are you doing?" Tang Yuyan kicked Wu Ming with his toes, then rubbed his hands and said, "Lend me the clothes to wear." ”

"Huh?" Wu Ming came back to his senses, covered his crotch with a scream, and said, "This can't be lent to you." ”

"I'm not borrowing your pants...... Tang Yuyan clasped his hands around his shoulders and shrunk back: "Give me your clothes quickly, freeze to death." ”

"Come less! You don't wear enough clothes yourself, what's my business? Wu Ming didn't mean to undress generously, and said loudly: "Have you watched too much TV?" Think that if you wear less, a man will take off your clothes for you? If you women are cold, won't we men be cold? ”

"Stingy!"

Wu Ming opened his suit, and the old god was saying: "There is only one warm card chest, do you want to hug and take the ambiguity?" ”

Tang Yuyan showed a rare charm and said with a sly smile: "Do you think I don't dare? ”

Forget that this is a female devil-like figure, what if she really pounces? Wu Ming hurriedly took off the west and handed it out, Tang Yuyan took the suit and put it on, then rolled up the sleeves of his excessively long coat and continued to pour himself a drink.

The November night in the capital is really not hot, it's really not hot at all, just take off the suit for a while, Wu Ming felt that his nostrils were not ventilated, he hugged his shoulders and trembled: "Let's go?" It's time for us to go back. ”

"Are you cold?" Tang Yuyan grinned, opened his suit, straightened up his small chest, and said, "A warm brand chest, hug?" ”

Wu Ming cut and said, "I only see Wen Yu brand xiaolongbao." ”

“…………”

After being silent for a while, Tang Yuyan threw away the empty wine bottle, opened the second bottle and poured a glass of wine, and after taking a sip, he muttered: "How good it would be if I were a man." ”

"If you want to be a man, there's this technology now."

"you."

"Shall we go back?"

Tang Yuyan seemed to be a little drunk, she shook her head stubbornly, and said with emotion: "Why can you men spend all day drinking, but we women have to guard ourselves like jade?" ”

Wu Ming blurted out: "You can not keep it!" ”

"Are you seducing me?" Tang Yuyan looked at Wu Ming with a smile and said, "To be honest, what I hate the most is a man like you, who is lustful, dirty, and hangs all day long." ”

Wu Ming said with a dark face: "You care about me? I don't know you very well. ”

"It's because we don't know each other that we can chat together, and sometimes, women just want to find someone to listen to her talk and ......" Tang Yuyan played with deep emotion, and complained: "Can you have a drink with me?" ”

"I'll get on my knees after a drink."

"Can't you have a drink?"

"If I'm drunk, you're going to send me back?" Wu Ming took the wine bottle and poured a glass of wine, and said without hesitation: "Cheers!" ”

"Cheers!"

Five minutes? Ten minutes? Looking at the man with a red face, shivering with cold, and holding his thighs stubbornly, Tang Yuyan suddenly burst out laughing, as beautiful as an epiphany at night, this man with a lot of nonsense, told the truth tonight, he would really kneel after a drink.

I don't know why, I obviously hate this man, but I can't help but want to get close to him, curious about how bad he can be, curious how shameless he can be, curious why he can please other beauties, everything is very curious.

Because of being hugged by Wu Ming's thigh, Tang Yuyan couldn't stand up even if he wanted to, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, every woman has a nemesis, maybe a cockroach, a mouse, a caterpillar, will my nemesis be this bad man?

Tang Yuyan touched the wide suit on his body, no wonder girls like to wear men's clothes, men's clothes are really ambiguous......