Offense is the best defense, this is the fighting concept of the blue wolf, the reason is limited by physical conditions, his ability to resist hitting is relatively weak, he can only suppress the opponent with a fierce attack, Muay Thai is unpretentious, the shot is mostly elbow and knee, and the actual combat fighting skills are more ruthless and ferocious,

I'll kick, I'll kick, I'll kick you......

I'm going to Nima to the wall, and I'm kicking, I'm kicking......

The blue wolf gave full play to the vicious side of Muay Thai, and each kick went straight to the opponent's crotch, endlessly, and the speed was extremely fast, causing Liu Jian's blocking to become chaotic, jumping up and down all the time, but the two persistent drunk cats seemed to enjoy it,

This is not a husband meeting an adulterer, it seems to be dazzling, in fact, the two drunk cats did not show their real skills, and they beat more funny, the security guards and passers-by thought they were drinking too much and fighting each other, and no one thought to call the police.

Of course, some people have thought about calling a mental hospital, two men who are more than sixty years old together are fighting in the streets, isn't this sick, only children can be so naïve, if it is a gentleman, you should be stabbed, I will be stabbed......

The two of them don't seem to fight for their lives, but a bit like Zhou Yu pumping yellow covers, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, Wu Ming, who was watching the battle, calmly took out his mobile phone, instead of watching two big men perform children's play, it is better to go on the Internet,

"Stop." Liu Jian sealed the fatal kick, took a few steps back with a loud roar, and scolded: "I'll go to Nima, don't you have to tease your yin feet, will you die." ”

"Then you'll die if you don't block it."

"If you don't block it, give you a dead bald donkey and kick it, can Lao Tzu still be a man?"

"Actually, it's good to be a woman, we have this technology in the Kingdom of Thailand......"

"Fuck off." Liu Jian scolded, the phone happened to ring, he raised his hand to signal a pause, took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, then pressed the call button, and shouted: "Why don't you come yet, break down, what kind of broken car are you driving, okay, okay, I'll have some fun to pass the time now, hurry up." ”

Hanging up the phone, Liu Jian beckoned to the blue wolf and said provocatively: "Dead bald donkey, let's continue." ”

Find some fun to pass the time, is this a zoo, and he will continue to perform monkey shows to make a splash, but now there is not even a single audience who has lost their tickets, so it is too much to lose.

Wu Ming looked helpless, pinched his nose and stepped forward, and said with a smile: "Big brother, tonight's incident is our fault, my friend really drank too much, I apologize to you here, your clothes are my ......"

Liu Jian waved his hand and interrupted like a fly: "Go and go, it's none of your business, don't mix it blindly." ”

"Zero, don't meddle."

"We should value harmony as a human being."

Liu Jian said coldly: "Do you know what a dog calls a mouse?" ”

"Okay, okay, count me nosy......" Wu Ming shook his head and walked back to the doctor, "You go on, if anyone vomits blood, I'll help call an ambulance." ”

A new round of brawl began again, the blue wolf's attack was still like a surging river, continuously kicking at the part where the opponent could produce egg pain, Liu Jian's defense soon fell into a stretched situation again, and he couldn't find any room to counterattack, so he jumped to his feet in a hurry,

A pure white Volkswagen stopped on the side of the road, three big men got out of the car together, saw someone on the street staged a full martial arts, they looked at it a few times, and then their faces changed suddenly, and then they roared and rushed to the two people who were fighting, and it was Zhuge Dachang who took the lead.

"Stop."

"Hey, Brother Pig."

"Sangui, why are you here, what's going on."

Due to Zhuge Dachang's temporary change of hexagram, Wu Ming and him did not make an appointment to meet at a meeting place, and the two of them could actually meet by chance in the huge Zhonghai City, which is the fate of looking back five hundred times in the previous life, it is a pity not to be friends.

The two drunken cats who were fighting stopped, their eyes gave a signal to ask, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stepped forward at the same time, and after some explanation, the pimple was untied, it was really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, the family didn't know the family, and the brother's brother could be regarded as a friend even if he was not a brother, at least he could be regarded as a friend,

Moreover, everyone is like-minded, they will gather here in order to carry out women's work in depth, it is really fate, it is better to share the stolen goods together, it is better to share the stolen goods together, it is better to share the prostitutes,

Leaving behind the drunk and unconscious elephant and the four eyes in the car, Wu Ming waved his hand, and the fairy daughter of the outer heaven was in front of him, a few brothers, walking,

There is a woman at the front desk of the lobby,, the charm is still there, as soon as the leader Wu Ming entered the door, he immediately shouted with a smile: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, eldest sister, can I do a few guns on credit tonight." ”

The middle-aged woman said coldly: "A credit cannon is considered a strong woman." ”

“…………”

Zhuge Dachang and the others couldn't help but burst out laughing, how could they open their legs to do business, there was no humor at all, and they kicked the steel plate, Wu Ming was very embarrassed, and the more the men behind him laughed, the worse it became.

Bang, the expressionless middle-aged woman took out a photo album and threw it away, and played with the computer by herself, what is going on, Wu Ming was a little stunned, a few regular customers smiled and squeezed him aside, picked up the album and opened it,

It turns out that there is only a roster and photos here, there is no physical reference to select, after the guests order and pay, there are girls sent to the door, listen to the introduction of regular customers, so, Wu Ming finally understands, but the album is full of beautiful artistic photos of the girls, are people reliable,

An extremely elegant box, with a high imitation painting of Master Zhang hanging on the wall, may have been influenced by a nearby art academy, the box is filled with an artistic atmosphere, and the academic atmosphere is very strong, which should be a place where literati and artists gather.

But now, Zhuge Dachang is shirtless, with a scarlet lipstick mark on his cheek, a half-strapless milk cover exposed in his trouser pocket, and a girl sitting on his lap, wearing a nurse's uniform,

In the process of waiting for the girl, the two dirty and smelly brawler men went to the bathroom, and when they came back, only pants were left on their bodies, the golden wolf hugged a little nun and smiled very happily, and Liu Jian, who had a stack of big bills stuffed in his pants, hugged a flight attendant and laughed cheaply.

The doctor was full of elegance, saying some interesting things, which made the little girl laugh frequently, and the others also hugged the girl to talk and laugh and eat tofu, the room was in full swing, there was no shame in the scenery, only a unique scenery was different,

It's really morally degenerate, this is a group of people with seriously corrupted souls, Wu Ming, who was sitting alone on the side, clenched his fists, looking sour,

Since ancient times, officers and soldiers have caught thieves, but as a thief in the new era with ideals and ambitions, Wu Ming has always had a small wish, that is, one day, as a thief, he will catch officers and soldiers once and sleep with a police flower.

This ideal was only realized in a dream, and when he woke up, he just wet his shorts, and then sighed melancholy, in the realization, Wu Ming's wish has not been realized so far, you must know that if you have an adultery against the will of the police, you will also be charged with attacking the police......

It's definitely not good to come hard, but think about it, Wu Ming doesn't have a familiar police flower, taking advantage of this beautiful scenery, Lang Huan's blessed land in the general fairyland of the world, he thought about it but wished, so he ordered the top card of this uniform club, a police flower girl, but Su Lun's family was late......

Although the girls' appearance is much inferior to the photos, they are still beautiful, watching the brothers eat beautiful tofu, Wu Ming tears flowed to his heart, and he could only use cans and cans of Wangzai, borrowing milk to eliminate sorrows,

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tuk tuk,

Wait until my heart aches, Wu Ming rushed to the door of the box like lightning, and before he could open the door, a man in a police uniform took the lead in opening the door and came in, looking at a man with a scarf beard, Wu Ming was furious on the spot......

"Damn, are you like a flower, are you mistaken, Lao Tzu is looking for a police sister, not a police brother."

"Police." The man in the police uniform took out his ID and said coolly: "We have received a report that someone here is suspected of engaging in illegal transactions with female students at school......"

Just as he spoke, several more policemen rushed in, and the corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched, it was really a policeman, it's over,

"What an illegal deal." Zhuge Dachang quickly pushed away the girl on his lap, and shouted in a dignified manner: "We just chatted with a few younger sisters and talked about future ideals together, and we didn't do anything unseemly." ”

The lipstick marks on his face, the half-cut milk cover exposed in his pocket, and the girl's bag and illegal drugs, in the face of these powerful factual evidence, Zhuge Dachang quickly gave up his stubborn resistance and obediently bowed his head to the law.

When he went downstairs, Zhuge Dachang glanced at Wu Ming affectionately, and said quietly: "Sangui, I find that every time I am in trouble, you are always by my side, every time I am in trouble, you are always by my side, we have experienced the rain of bullets, swords and fires, and it is really ...... to have a brother like you in my life."

"Three lives are lucky."

Zhuge Dachang scolded: "Three, your sister, I want to say that it is really declining." ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Each other, each other." ”

"Sangui."

"Hmm."

"You can help me pay the fine tonight, I don't have a wallet."

“…………”

Hearing their conversation, several policemen couldn't help but laugh, pushed and shoved the brothers and sisters who were talking, and warned: "Don't talk, go quickly." ”

Going downstairs and walking out of the fairyland on earth, Wu Ming remembered something and said to the leading policeman: "By the way, big brother policeman, we still have two drunk friends staying in the car, I want to wake them up and leave a word, lest they wake up and find no one." ”

"Don't bother, take it all with you."

“…………”

You stupid, didn't you pull your brother into the water, a few pairs of disdainful eyes turned to Wu Ming, Wu Ming, who suddenly woke up, was a little embarrassed, but unfortunately it was difficult to recover the water, and the two innocent people who slept were implicated in this way,

The police van welded with iron nets, with two parallel benches in the back seat, Liu Jian, who was wearing flower pants, crossed Erlang's legs and quipped: "It's really fresh, it's the first time for my brother to sit in the back of a police car." ”

Wu Ming arched his hand and said admiringly: "Brother Liu is really a master, today is the first time you have been arrested by mistake." ”

"I don't mean that......"

Wu Ming ignored him, knocked on the iron window instead, and asked the policeman in front: "Brother policeman, we really didn't do that kind of thing tonight, shouldn't we be fined." ”

"Is it not a crime to commit an attempted murder, of course, the fine is only for a small punishment and a big warning."

"We really didn't do anything, and the fine was so unworth it." Wu Ming couldn't help but cry out, and then asked cautiously: "Can you let me get out of the car first, let me go back and do a real job, and you will arrest me again." ”

“…………”

(ps: Uncle's mother has just come out of the intensive care unit, and I'm not in the mood to code words these days, so be considerate if you can, give up if you can't, of course, this book will be written by the uncle, just in the next few months,)